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NEVER put your trust in a canadian sportsblal team

goddamn jays

>>216408771
Toronto is cursed

What happens to the ear wax and boogers that I flick away?

>>216408760
GOAT song

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>>216408779
Toronto deserves a nuclear holocaust

>>216408783
they sit and harden 'til your next vacuuming.

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>mfw the shithole nonwhite nonCanadian dump of Toronto is BTFO

fuck Toronto and fuck the BlueGays

I didn't really care about the world series but I was watching it next to some very annoying female Toronto fans, so I was so glad to see them lose.

Made one:
>>216408820

I didn't watch the world series because neither team is American

hello cummies

>>216408830
WHAT ARE YOU NOT AMERICAN WHY AREN'T YOU ROOTING FOR GUITIERREZ LA SPICA RAMIREZ JR. TO DEFEAT GUERRORO SANCHEZ BUCHO LA GANGA THE 3RD??

>>216408861
calm down

Trying to resist the urge to facefag, but I desperately need attention

>>216408858
howdy

>>216408865
SIRRR I AM FUCKING INDIAN PLEASE HELP ME

annoying spastic homo

>>216408865
t. Guaymar Paquito Immigrante-Illegal

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Hi guys, how are we cumpañeros feeling about the release of Europa Universalis V?

>>216408919
What do you do in this game

>>216408880
Do it so we can compare you to Jason

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>>216408906
>Immigrante-Illegal

>>216408919
>Cilli
that's the Slovenian tag

>>216408919
I'm done with Paradox at this point

>>216408925
You take the role of a state from the late middle ages to the Napoleonic era, managing your country's trade, production, diplomacy, war via colonialism, conquest, etc.

>>216408943
I once played as Cilli and conquered Vienna.

>>216408949
Any specific reason? Vicky 3 was the worst disappointment in gaming history for me.

CK2 is the best map painter.

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>>216408760

>>216408931
Literally who?

I want them to add a skin visibility toggle to BF6

>>216408958
They just keep dumping DLC on top of broken games and not fixing any of the fundamental problems. They've done this all the way back to Victoria I.

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>>216408984
>he doesn't know who Jason is.
Ameribros, is it really this bad?

>>216408974
This is funny, but I’ve seen it already so I didn’t laugh

Also, why are you posting in da America general when you are jeet?

>>216408988
True, but I always pirate the DLC, I haven't had any bad consequences, so far.

>>216408990
Like the horror movie character? I’m Black and slow.

>>216408919
I have been a pretty big Paradox fan for a long time, but I just don’t care anymore

>>216408880
Do it cum needs a new lolcow

>>216408960
I had at least a 1000 hrs in that. One time I lead a Zoroastrian conspiracy vs the Caliphate while conquering all of Iran, only to find upon independence that all my vassals had secretly turned Shi'a.

Perhaps I should liquidate all my assets and just buy a couple acres out in the wilderness and then build some kind of mud hut

>>216409009
Show your face, if you can add some semen over it with AI that would be a cool reference to the thread, ngl.

>>216409010
Yeah, spending 500 hours to finish the tutorial is not so fun anymore.

>>216408996
im red indian

Its crazy how we have written language and can communicate with each other

>>216409040
How many grams?

i cheat in singleplayer games

Odds I push my self to the limit
Evens I accept mediocrity

>>216409043
Of what?

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>>216409045
I ZHEG DA DRAZH TRONG, myself

>>216409045
same.

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>>216409043

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The bong teeth situation is out of control

>>216409055
>double odds
so what, now you have to become an olympian?

I swear to god the exact same car has had its car alarm set off 4 times now

>>216409115
reminds me of mousey

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>>216409115
have we EVER come to any kind of conclusion on why British people have such horrendous teeth? the question's been asked a billion times.

>>216409115
Is this because they have public dentistry? In Canada, our hospitals are public, but dental practices are private and require insurance (presumably why they’re actually functional, unlike our hospitals)

>>216409134
Part of it comes from the poverty of wartime rationing. A lot of the North American stereotypes about Europeans were created during the world wars. Guess what happens to your teeth when you’re being fed dogshit goyslop rations for decades

>>216409141
Still doesn't explain it though, I haven't gone to a dentist in 10 years and my teeth are in great shape. I just brush them regularly and use mouth wash.

I think it's genetics or something with the Brits.

have an awful toothache

just went to /sp/ and there's a massive meltdown happening. sportsball faggots are pathetic.

seems like the Americans on /sp/ aren't even hyped about the Dodgers winning either, probably because the whole team is just foreigners.

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omds

>>216409209
lol i dont like la or the dodgers i just wanted to see leaves raked

https://youtu.be/0J1bE5THXRE

scratching my ballsack

>>216409210
probably did it for balistine
getting revenge for all the babies that starmer cooked alive
he had no choice and it was complete justice

>>216409210
lmao britcucks getting what they deserve, part n parcel innit
>>216409223
we can enjoy it together then, because not a single Canadian is affected by this. thank you for stomping filthy nonwhite trash and making them seethe.

I don’t follow baseball, but I heard something funny about how cities losing the World Series tends to make them more politically radicalized, so I thought it would be funny if Toronto lost, which they did :)

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janny trying to frame me thank dog for IRC

>>216409209
everyone hates LA

>>216409254
It’s a doggy dog world

>>216409254
>janny gets job
>loses it immediately
many such cases

>>216409254
jfc that's a doozy

janny tried to frame me once for some shit about violating US laws, put an end to his niggerish shenanigans real fast tho.

this world just ain't for me

business idea: end my life

_________ tongue my___________

>>216409209
Look, when Canada has literally NOTHING on America, all we can do is get pissy about sportsball games against them.

51st state can't happen soon enough. Most Canadians would even be onboard if it wasn't Trump who was suggesting it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEmBFk6P2Ww

>>216409343
We're not in competition with America, this is the false narrative jews like Corney are trying to peddle and you're buying into. America is our friend, has been for 150 years.

>>216409358
America IS our friend, and that means a friendly rivalry. Hence sportsball shenanigans.

However my other point is that Canada as a country does not have a future. We need to accept statehood sooner or later.

>>216409320
>>216409325
You and me both bud

drinking milk

>>216409388
https://youtu.be/9jbt9w0bJvA

>>216409365
It means nothing when it's just our group of bought and paid for negroes and spics against theirs.

We do have a future too, it involves us asserting our right to exist. Doing this ensures a future and the respect of our southern neighbour. Canada will have its own revolution that will involve the expulsion of jeets.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaHgHrCwQBA

>>216409401
>Canada will have its own revolution that will involve the expulsion of jeets.
Delusional. By the time enough Canadians are actually conscious, it will be too late.

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>>216409401
lol
this was your previous pm and now he's playing around with a pop star
give up

>>216409418
Doompilled and sad. I feel bad for you.

Look for me on the battlefield Anon, I'll be the one with the necklace made of jeet ears.

my tooth really fucking hurts but I dont have a dentist :(

>>216409436
smash it out with a skate like Tom Hanks

>>216409436
>actions have consequences
shocking
just pony up the cash you dumb arse
life requires foresight and planning things arent just handed to you

>>216409453
except for companies that put 75 grams of sugar in their food, they don't need to have foresight.

>>216409474
dont eat it then
stop blaming companies for your own failings

>>216409436
dental plan Lisa needs braces

how many latinxs/shitalians and irish have been deported out of America?

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You look like this

Swing.....
Swing away.....

>>216409490
i'm blaming them for theirs.

shut the fuck up Jason

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>>216409529
i look like this

>>216409525
it's really more for show
next president gets elected another 20 million show up
then democrats let em stay for a few years then they start clamoring for leniency and going on about how immoral it would be to deport them
then they get citizenship vote democrat and cycle repeats until republicans become utterly unelectable that theyre forced to change
it's weaponized immigration that leftists have figured out how to play with

>>216409436
You could try looking at local schools. Even normal dentists might negotiate with you on their rack rate if you call around. Dental insurance is borderline a ripoff anyway, it's not like you're getting extorted if you shop around without it

>>216409591
Elect Trump as emperor until they're all deported.

clocks have moved 1 hour behind

the need to turn it up, is overwhelming
i just can't sit still anymore
i want to break things with my hammer
i want to start, a little war
isn't that, what this little red button here is for?

>>216409623
im a monarchist but everybody rolls their eyes when im asked about it
democracy is a stupid form of government

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any porn addicts itt?

>>216409623
If Brazil has a president who has been elected for 3 term, why cant America?

>>216409436
some dentists will discount their fees for uninsured
ask if they take carecredit which is a medical credit card that can offer 0%
try your luck with a school of dentistry that will use you to train dentist students

>>216409655
>democracy is a stupid form of government
this is true. I assume the original form were only a select group of white male landowners would have worked fine but it never seems to stay at that.

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>tfw no BURGER QUEEN gf

>tfw no * gf

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Day 2 of nofap november.

I feel no strong urges.

i'm ripping the most putrid smelling farts right now and i'm in absolute bliss.
i can't wait until i tuck under the covers and be in my own fart sarcophagus

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>>216409591
wtf i love Trump NOW

>>216409690
why is astolfo such a freakin SLOB

If you get good grades this semester I'll buy you a Nintendo DS for Christmas

>>216409666
satanic trips

also doing NNN, you should too

>>216409748
last nintendo i had was the gameboy sp

ahhhhhhhhh my tooth hurts so fucking much

friendly reminder that the average IQ is 100 *for western countries*

if you take western countries’s average as 100, the world’s is ~85

>>216409748
I still have my lite AND a 3DS

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N

>>216409784
which one?

>>216409822
fuck if I know the name nigga, top right

I think its my wisdom tooth pushing it out

>>216409788
this has got to be a lie
average americans are dumb as fuck
maybe top 25% is fine but like 75% of population has like four combined brain cells

>>216409845
dunning kruger at work here

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They did a skit where a guy shot another guy, and then the announcer dude said something about the police aren't coming and everybody laughed.

>>216409852
why you need a skit for that?
mexican politicians are shot everyday in real life moment they step out of office if they didnt suck off the cartel

cant believe trump is talking about intervening in nigeria
what in the hell
some lobby group must have got to him

>>216408760
When I was younger I recall encountering older people who seemed absolutely miserable. You could tell they'd closed themselves off as a defense mechanism for so long that it completely eroded their souls.

As a result I determined to open up to people no matter what. I didn't wanna be like those people when I got older.

But you get stabbed in the back, betrayed, and generally shit on every single time without fail if you do.

I think it's inevitable to end up miserable and spiteful for some people. It's a cannon event if you're unattractive, neuroatypical, or both.

>>216409883
Make Everybody Except America Great Again

I recall a story about a young cub and a wolf

Lesbian porn

Miss Universe, Miss USA, & Miss Teen USA are owned by a single centimillionaire Thai ladyboy

As far as I can tell, it's a project to push the frontiers of troontek using biological women

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Hello cumbros, the only reason for this post is to say hi to my bros on /cum/. I've been very busy for the past week and will stay so and I miss shitposting desu.

Good Night.

Just found a crypto wallet from over a decade ago that I forgot about and it's worth $1200. G-d bless.

>>216409935
*gives you the finger when you turn to leave*

>>216409900
still not voting democrat
but good luck uprooting terrorists from the north
just give the government some news toys and money and call it a day

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>>216409865
I don't know, why is this Katrina dressed as a delft pottery something or other.

>>216409934
the social media boom made beauty pageants obsolete

>>216409928
99% is trash desu. only very few amateur ones are good

>>216409954
fuck you

>>216409886
that's not true. letting my guard down was the best thing i ever did. within reason. obviously not when you're walking at night. but around people you trust, and who care about you, put the shield down. rest your mind's arm.

>>216409974
brusco

>>216409928
lezdom

>>216409991
hot wish I had a les domme

>>216409935
A pleasant message from a pleasant man

yes i have a fart fetish

dunno if I'll even be able to sleep with this toothache, FUCK

>>216410037
why is pakistan same color as russia and china

>>216410070
get sum lidocaine from the pharmacy

>>216410075
what fucking pharmacy is open at 1:45 in the morning

>>216410080
walgreens, ya dummy

>>216410086
this guy obviously isnt the most intelligent

>>216410104
nigga walgreens is open 24 hours u tarded or summin

>>216410040
Female
Arse
Ripping
Toots

>>216410080
24hr pharmacies aren’t unusual up here. What if someone needs emergency prescriptions filled

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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

Buy a bottle of listerine.

>>216410125
I live in a small town and there's like 3 separate 24 hour pharmacies doesn't everyone know that lol

>>216410125
go to the hospital, they probably have all kinds of pills there

hi

>>216409984
Hasn't been my experience whatsoever. Outside of a few close friends which I thankfully have from childhood I've pretty much ended up regretting every single time I opened up to anyone ever. I always get the cold shoulder, ghosted, made fun of, ostracized, used, manipulated, etc. Women in particular have been nothing but cruel towards me. Always I'm treated as some dalit untouchable, like my very presence is an offensive stimuli that is barely tolerated at best. But every time I say 'no I won't become bitter, no I won't let cynicism color my personality and become some hateful creature" and I keep trying anyways. I've lost count of how many brutal rejections I've experienced at this point. I think I'm finally done with it. Only thing people will get out of me anymore is apathy and coldness. I won't be kind to anyone anymore. You can only ignore something like that so many times, can only sweep it under the rug so many times before you hit a breaking point.

At least I can't ever say "what if". God knows I tried with humanity.

>>216410080
walgreens

>>216408760
>>216408785
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sfFF7kJYsM

Tired of always feeling like the loser in every relationship and every social interaction. I'm preemptively striking from now on. All I have left to offer is spite and hostility.

>>216410221
you sound like a whiny faggot i wouldnt like you too

>>216410263
Go suck a fat cock. You sound like a faggot who takes it up the ass and wears dresses. Also your mom's a stupid slut. Broke bitch.

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>>216410275
>tells the truth
>gets offended
>goes on rant
they do be like that

>>216410221
what are you opening up about to get that sort of reaction?

>>216410297
My anus

why do men act like whiny fags then expect women to like them

>>216410318
Whether they realize it or not, those are male feminists who have been raised to act like gay men and treat women like gay men

>>216410318
Because I'm mentally ill

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>>216410337
propaganda definitely works

>>216410221
i'm sorry the world's done that to you. if i can suggest one thing? be fluid. don't harden into a scheme, "i'll be warm, i'll be cold", it makes your brain do more work than it seems this earth owes you. let kindness flow when you know they need it. and don't let any pisser fuck with you anymore. you deserve kindness too.

>>216410318
>then expect women to like them
I don't i expect women to hate me

fucking hilarious

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turn back yo clocks niggas

You guys are toooo silly

>>216410221
>my very presence is an offensive stimuli that is barely tolerated at best.
Bitches are cruel so what at least they're nice to stare at

it's rude to stare

>>216409953
I had like $200 worth of bitcoin in a wallet because i used bitcoin to buy a fakeid back in the day, but i lost the wallet
it would be worth so much now...

>>216410428
If I can't get some pussy, at least i can get some eye candy

I've been pushing the time I go to sleep further and further until now I'm at the point where I'm falling asleep at 4 AM. I used to think 1 AM was pretty late for gods sakes

Cant believe spinny abandoned us

>>216410454
I can't get pussy either, that doesn't justify bring a creep

>>216410464
>wamen left
good now all the wamen simps need to btfo as well
including this guy ---> >>216410454

how many of us are there in here

>>216410509
Just me and you

>>216410514
there's one more canadian here besides me

>>216410532
Nope
It's just me and you
*unzips penis*

>>216410532
Unless you’re switching up posting styles, there are at least three or four Canadians in here rn

Stop gaying each other in the asshole

>>216410483
shut the HELL up, schizopoo

canadians are a mirage
aint nun em up in des parts

>>216410556
**squeezes your left bum cheek**

>>216410477
It ain't a crime to look pal! Lookings free

Women and their soft bodies

I don't like anything about my parents.
But I guess I'll take care of them when they're old out of a sense of duty more than anything else

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dont entirely understand this world

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every map is The Map

Fortune is a fragile bubble enjoy it while you can

though ever
though ever be it
although ever be it
although ever be that as it may

>>216410665
This destroys the esl

>>216410690
bell peppers make me very slightly nauseous for some reason

was too lazy to take my hoodie off so now I'm sweaty
- award

>>216410716
How about bellend peppers

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goodnight

>>216410730
wow I've never heard of those before! will be sure to ask about them at the grocery store!

>>216410730
go back to /brit/

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>>216410730
>this cultivar already exists
Nothing new under the sun…
https://gaiaorganics.ca/product/penis-pepper/

made poor eating decisions today
will repent the next 2 days by not eating anything

>>216410733
Good night bud

I live with my ma in bawston

nyu yawk

How about boy george floyd

what the hell do rich people do with all that stuff? you've got the home, ranch, beach house. and i get it, you have the money to pay lots of people to keep the mansion clean, horses fed, and the cottage's windows clear. but wouldn't the notifications start to wear on you some? "your mansion is clean!", yeah yeah. "the yacht has been docked at pier-", whatever! just leave me alone!

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>>216411108
We love George Floyd don’t we folks

>>216411108
Kek
>>216408760
My job is spiteful as fuck dude. We work an extra hour because the clock goes back. But then for the next shift they have to show up to work an hour early.

Basically instead of just being logically consistent, they rather have it so that there will be way more people at work at the same time than necessary, just to avoid letting anyone benefit from either a shorter shift or an extra hour of sleep.

It's pretty much the epitome of the way they operate in all matters. Heads they win tails you lose. They have so many policies that serve 0 purpose other than making our lives worse

>>216410337
>those are male feminists who have been raised to act like gay men and treat women like gay men
Yeah aka teeat women like theyre eational and what they say has value lol
Suckere

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woke up

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>>216411979
Same.
Been sleeping like 10+ hours a night its bad lmao

>>216411979
ayo this nigga woke up

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Played some wow since I couldn't sleep now it's 4:20am.

>>216412063
Ilya pog & good

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The whip

i have awoken

>>216412001
Im cold

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>>216412239
Oh, okay. Its pretty warm here. Hope you get something warm to drink to heat you up

Getting tired of seeing “alive Internet theory” commented on every YouTube video I watch

>>216412374
why are you reading youtube comments

im hungry but the only food i want is in the outside fridge

damn i thought it was almost 6 oclock

sigh

been awake for 2 hours
2 hours of toil
now I will smoke weed

Survived a female pilot award

Pretty sure that nigger cut in line at the dunkin donuts, but i had some soft voice nigga behind me telling me to just relax

>>216413207
>but i had some soft voice nigga behind me telling me to just relax
using this as cope reveals that you wouldn't have done shit regardless

>>216413207
bitch made

>>216413207
You’re not supposed to ever relax around blacks

>>216413240
>>216413247
Some other group of blacks seemed to have been ahead of me and i thought he was part of their group (it was pretty chaotic) He had already ordered and handed them the money when i realized he wasn't. I know none of you would have risked going to jail because of one uppity nigger either so don't pretend

>>216413336
I don't go to the same watering hole as animals because I'm a higher lifeform.

>>216413421
>watering hole
You mean dunkin donuts?

>>216413277
I'm pretty not relaxed
Some nigger cut in line
The card receiver bugged out and had to be restarded (so the nigger would have gotten in front of me anyway because he paid cash)
And i just dropped my coffee

>>216413449
i can tell you shop at walmart and live in a trailer

>>216413578
I'm at the jfk airport and i'm icelandic

>>216413602
your name is billy bob and you are from arkansas

>>216413706
I wish!

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Feeling sad
Aw well

>>216413740
how long are you staying in the us

>>216413807
I'm leaving at 20:00, but i intend on seeing the met cloisters first

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Bro must be reading a manga because he's flipping the pages from left to right

>>216409115
I'm from Britain. Nobody has teeth like that and if they do they're a drug addict. I don't know where this bad teeth things comes from. Its like America made up these weird bad stereotypes about us, we used to be the backstabbing/two faced traitor almost everytime in your movies too lol

>>216413970
It's 100% true that britons have crooked teeth

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woke up and made some money today

>>216413991
what is 100% true is that your women are so fucking easy if you have our accent. I'm average as fuck and invisible in my country but in your country I'm pretty much a celebrity, people listen to me more and think i'm wiser than I am just because of my voice over there LOL

>>216414086
>your women are so fucking easy if you have our accent
lmao you're delusional
I worked at a coffee shop that was 90% female and they always made fun of brit accents when they came in drive thru
they only liked aussies and french accents

>>216414086
Oi, you lovely. I sure would loike to take a gander at your minge innit

I used to consume a lot of british media and i have been around a lot of britons. You have crooked and ugly teeth

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>>216414026
i have some pennies left on the goysino. let's see

>>216414125
alright mate keep coping. I experienced the real deal of it, America is a big place and I enjoy my trips there. They're such easy lays your women. I love the seething. Seethe more for me. I like your women, they have good legs, good asses, nice faces but they're so stupid they don't know anything.

>>216414169
tell me the British media where they have crooked teeth. I'm listening. Give me some names.
Use your fat infused thinking cap for a moment and back up what you're saying.

>>216414241
>I experienced the real deal of it
yeah so did I, for four years straight lmao
anytime we had a brit customer the girls would always make fun of them
>oi can i have a cawfee guvna
>oi bruv wheres me croissan~

won 20yuropoorbucks

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wide nose
upper eyelid exposure

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Scandinavian Girls vs Slavic Girls?

>>216413945
you spilled your covfefe

>>216414306
yeah because working class guys are going to come to the middle of bum fuck America to order coffee. You're practically shitting your pants at my words, I can almost feel your tears dripping onto your rolls of chins.

My accent is the gateway to heaven in your country. Your fat and virgin.

>>216414286
>tell me which body of water is wet!!!
This little tantrum that you are throwing is really, really weird. I'm not even an american, every westerner except you knows about your crooked and ugly teeth. You probably just don't use braces. It's more common to see people in developing countries with braces than it is to see britshits with braces

>>216414355
which one wants to watch cartoons under a blanket and hug me

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>>216414390
>yeah because working class guys are going to come to the middle of bum fuck America to order coffee
what does this even mean lmao
people on vacation can't drink coffee?
telling me that what I experienced isn't real is an interesting angle though

>>216414362
True. This airport is completely clean everywhere except for in this one spot and it's my fault

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>>216414405
no names. expected. This is how you look.

>>216414390
The fact that you your teeth are ugly and you sound retarded is very upsetting to you

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>>216414428
I wish you had my accent. I wish you weren't fat or autistic. You deserve better americunt

>>216414470
>unhinged and retarded
>posting AI slop
Are you sure you aren't some turd world brownoid posting under a british flag?

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>>216414499
cheers, you deserve worse

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>>216414524
.Are you sure you aren't some turd world brownoid posting under a british flag?

Why do you act and look like this? I'm sort of frightened by how inbred so many of you're. No wonder your women prefer exotic foreigners like me.

Best part about leaving colombia is seeing white and asian women again

>>216408760
Jajaja good song

>limey cunt seething so hard he can't even type right

>>216414580
YAWN
This bait might be peak in /brif/ but americans are smarter and more creative so you better start doing a better job

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>>216414541
please remember to give your mobility scooter a tune up. You need your exercise. You need some air and you need to be a reminder to other people that they'll end up like you unless they change their diet/ways.

>>216414646
I can't I'm average. But to your women, I am sophisticated, exotic and handsome. I have a Canadian who wants to marry me too. Travel to your countries is such a treat.

Although I suppose Americans never leave their country, that's why they have such a ignorant, narrow view on people.

>>216414650
seething little limeball

>>216414650
>trolling outside of /b/
Uh oh...

there's no reason to be this angry

>>216414762
I'd be angry too if i sounded retarded, had bad teeth and lived in britain

>>216414796
Im a sandnigger

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Human Capital Mediates Natural Selection in Contemporary Humans


biggest study ever done on human reproduction says

men who

-have adhd
-smoke
-fat
-short
-have heart disease

have the most sexual success

biggest incel makers are
-studying
-not smoking
-being smart
-being tall

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>>216414796
>>216414720
Calm down zack, calm down austin

I've been called a sexy professor in your country. Why can't you be happy for me.

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>>216414966
>I've been called a sexy professor in your country
do you actually think american women talk like this?

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>>216415037
they do and they have done. I'm like a centuries old treasure full of wisdom and sexy magic to your women though I suppose you're all so mixed that a pure English guy must seem like a old world treasure to them, similar to a dragon they can fuck.

>>216415142
>similar to a dragon
weird little freak you are

>>216415212
don't care. Be a women and get in line and I may eventually get to fucking you. The tsundere ones are my guilty pleasure though, I must confess.

>>216415249
>Be a women
you really struggle with english, huh?

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>>216415279
>you really struggle with english, huh?

>>216415363
are you scared to type on your own now?

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>>216415394
>are you scared to type on your own now?

hungry but cant be fucked to leave bed

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