sunday morning edition
This is the new
scenes when the two stabbers turn out to be white
sick of it all
>>216412292Already confirmed by eyewitnesses to be black males
>>216412291the new as it were
Good morning paedophiles
>>216412277fantastic post
>>216412308
>>216412281only posts allowed on one of the largest forums on the internet are fake ones from bots hate how evil and stupid the world is
>>216412310corr
>>216412281posting reddit screenshots are we? how interesting
>>216412292white people only do solo attacks
>>216412292just not going to happen is it lets be honest here
>>216412305Link? Source? From somewhere reputable
>>216412254badass fedspraydown image edition
trying something
>>216412346it better be gay sex
>>216412346cease this
having a go
>>216412310looks Spoons tier and I mean that as a negative
>>216412310corrr. would like a second egg and another soss personally but still looks lush.
>>216412346futile and stupid
>>216412342X
nig
>>216412369screech
>>216412325https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriental_riff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSe3up7VtxUmark is a better person than you
come on lads there has to be something I can do that's not sitting at my incel computer
One of everything fry up is mental, dastardly, despicable.
rubbing sulphuric acid on my eyes
British people really dying from knives out here xD
giving it 110%
>>216412378go into the woods and look for mushrooms
>>216412376https://youtu.be/nPniNVV3fP4?si=g5P0XUO2hSNGeEl7
>>216412377Would be funny to take a week off work and get a B&B by Mark, then hunt him down and wait for him to start filming and knock him the fuck out, sparks. Fishy little cunt.
>>216412377How so?
Stop stabbing people.
>>216412255>>216412255they're a pair of white lads cunt fuck you
>>216412310off to the car boot?
>>216412377this barely counteracts his own personal littering
>>216412325https://streamable.com/6mh96h
>>216412417Piss off you despicable racist
>>216412377he said he's doing an hour which means he did 30 minutes or less
>the guys who did this believe this
>>216412431I always knew you are evil people. Stabbing people in trains. That's just evil.
>>216412424Unfortunately not mate
>>216412449It's their culture you intolerant nazi - the man simple had a stabbing emergency, and needs therapy and care
How do we stop knife crime then lads?
>>216412464English culture is stabbing people? I knew it.
>>216412471Ethnic cleansing.
>>216412471legal immigration
alright time for the reddit cartoons yes! finally
>>216412471Ban knives
>>216412310>no seasoning on the egg >bizarre portion sizes >items that have a naturally burnt colornasty shit
>>216412471get the biomass imported
>>216412471Security guards everywhere
>>216412471guns
>>216412471Remigration of foreign groups committing the attacks. Or ban all sharp objects and just do your kitchen prep with karate chops or something
giddy with excitement about the happening, are we lads?
>>216412403it's just satire or something they have no political beliefs its just comedy or something
>>216412495The ZOGmerican fears the black pudding (not kosher!!)
it's pure satire
why do the english put tomatoes on their breakfast
if it ain't got paprika and garlic powder on it i ain't fina eat it
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>>216412471no more knives allowedsing dont look back in angerpromote british values of diversity equity and inclusion
The only knife crime I'm interested in
>>216412570get it done
>>216412543Are you implying that a nice fried tomato doesn't pair well with bacon, sausages, or eggs?
>>216412526that sounds fucking vile dont call me a zogmerican for not liking british food ever again, dtfic
Unleash them
Good morning to all except those who speculate over tragedies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvPBaw5wxvo
Think you the shit bitch you not even the fart
get them unleashedget the dinghy boat routes securedget them housed
>>216412408Try it dickhead. I know taekwondo and your teeth would hit the pavement
The last time there was a mass killing in Hungary (against Hungarians) was in 2002 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B3r#The_M%C3%B3r_massacreYet compared to the UK, Hungary is poorer, more corrupt, less politically stable - what gives?
what would happen if you pickled a tomato?
I thought about visiting your country during the holidays but with the hostility towards people from other countries i will reconsider. Why would you attack random people on trains? Only evil english people would do such nasty things.
>>216412543It’s a great addition to a breakfast. The flavour profile can get a bit boring if all you’re having is bacon, eggs, and toast.
test
>>216412471mass surveillance, ID cards, tighter laws on hate-speech, mandatory diversity training, cut the thumbs off of every 18+ year old male so that they can't hold a weapon
>>216412622Screaming - once I've visited you in Scarborough I'll take a trip down to Wareham. Nun he cud do
fathoming a poo
>>216412647You'll be screaming when I'm finished with you
There should be mass attacks against Indians. they are subhuman scum.
>>216412628Isn’t that a common product in East Slav countries
rorkes sis
Please explain why english people are stabbing people in trains. Is it a cultural thing? Why do you guys do things like that?
>>216412661As you're a bloke I'll take your threat seriously. As you're a little tranny fella, I'm not concerned. I'll make sure to announce myself to you in Aldi so that you can see my face/height/strength, so you'll know that Mark is done for.
>you're cvcked!! that would never happen here-
>>216412628dried tomatos
feeling fat after eating sea insects with rice
>>216412670Why can't she afford to turn it on? Isn't it just a fancy gas cooker?
>>216412580its pointless, the job is already done by the beans and sauce. if it was ireland id understand, they dont have beans
Sneedenhagen
>>216412682I wasn't surprised to see this, but I looked into it and the guy is a National Socialist. Of course I don't disagree with him, but he isn't just a concerned citizen criticising Israel.
heartbreaking: dorothy (87) can't afford to go on a cruise this year because of BRUTAL labour welfare cuts on homeowners with over £5m in assets
>>216412661your dads dead LMAO
>>216412682They're just bantering, british wouldn't understand
absolutely gagging for a cold raspberry lucozade sport
>>216412705>europe palestine network
Host on Sky News can barely even speak proper English, how the fuck did she get the job?
>>216412691Agas are on 24/7, they are always hot so they can be quite expensive to run
>>216412750>how the fuck did she get the job?Wokeness
Fuck, I need to go to London for toil next week. How do I ensure I get out alive? I'm making sure my will is up to date just in case
>>216412661would love you to make me scream, got time after work?
>>216412748Dunno how I'm meant to hate China - they're everything we should be.
Beat up pajeets.
we need some positivity in here
traveling abroad soon, gonna tell everyone I'm Australian and further ruin their international reputation as belligerent drunkards
>>216412715>but he isn't just a concerned citizen criticising Israel.Yes he is.
>>216412748idk why theyre such assholes to the uyghurs probably need to keep them down so they dont claim rights to any of the resources up there
>>216412750they've had announcers on the bbc with tourettes that can't finish a sentence without saying biscuit nothing matters anymore
>>216412764never relax around them
>>216412705>The decision had been set for October 9, 2023, but was postponed following Hamas's October 7 massacre.lol. lmao, even.
>>216412758>Agas are on 24/7For what purpose?
If I was on the train I wouldn't have gotten stabbed - would've just gone to the toilet, you see.
>>216412764survived working there this week so my survivor bias says it's fine
Currently drinking tea out of a silver jubilee tankard, feeling very british
>>216412798brit trains have toilets on them?
>>216412793um to be er posh or something
London's murder rate is lower than Copenhagen. Why does rorke bang on about London like it's some mad max town
>>216412769Kys pajeet
>>216412666fucking UM
>>216412807yeahnot on the underground but all other trains in my experience
if i was on the train I would say 'pack it in lads, enough of that' and stop them in their tracks
>>216412807Yep, they're always minging. My survival odds would be impacted by which type of door it was. Pic related would be better if I had a minute to prepare, but the other kind (a normal door) would be better in a pinch.
>>216412814no sir please understand i want slashed trannies severely scarred tits in my face
>>216412772Genuinely reckon it's because a lot of western governments are routinely getting absolutely humiliated by how efficient the Chinese state is. For all their faults, the Chinese leadership is undoubtedly very competent. The British Government couldn't build 100 miles of railway without it going 5x overbudget and half of it getting scrapped. Meanwhile China probably bang it out in a year.
>>216412832Me and the lads
>>216412807what kind of train doesn't have a toilet
>>216412691She's running her aga on electric for some fucking stupid retarded reasonIf it were gas it would be cheap as chips
>>216412793it can be quite useful having a constant heat source, besides the obvious warmth it provides you can also for example use it for drying clothes and dishes
Always heard that most fatalities actually occur when a group are fleeing. If those nine people had stood their ground and ganged up on the schizo they probably would be alright, unironically enough.
mental that you can just buy a plane ticket and go to a random village somewhere and do unspeakable things to the local inhabitants and likely get away with it. I bet a lot of people do this. A sick twisted world, I'm glad it is coming to an end, we deserve pain
>In 2024, the region welcomed some 300 million visitors, more than double the number in 2018, according to Chinese authorities. Tourism revenue from Xinjiang grew about 40% over this period to reach 360 billion yuan ($51bn; £39bn)bonkers that
Breakfast time
I heat my gaff using my gaming PC. If I run CK3 on this bad boy for an hour my room will become like a sauna which smells of my farts.
>>216412844>western governments are routinely getting absolutely humiliated by how efficient the Chinese stateExactly, and good on them. Considering how we fucked them over for two centuries, it's even more impressive.I'm taking a cruise down the Yangtze next year, and along the way the cruise stops at Three Gorges Dam - can you imagine anything like that being built in Europe? They flooded entire cities, forcibly evicted tens of thousands of people, and permanently altered the ecosystem along the Yangtze, all in the name of development and future prosperity. In the UK it wouldn't even get past the proposal stage. China is forward thinking in a way we used to be.
>>216412810Schrödingers LondonLondon is whatever rorke needs it to be
>>216412866Where have you always heard that
Women have special connective tissues in their chest called Cooper's Ligaments that provide support for breasts maintain breast structure.Men don't have these ligaments, so when troons take hormones to grow breast tissue, they hang to the side or in odd angles that don't look natural, and the only way to solve this is with with breast augmentation surgery.
>>216412866you really think random members of the public are gonna team up and fight a crazed wog with a knife
>>216412899Interesting post!
>>216412814this is illegal under the Public Order Act 1986
>>216412868>coming to an endwe're still only getting started
>>216412868where?
>>216412772>>216412844china is still a shithole even in 2025
>>216412810Don't care about murder rate.Don't care about crime rate.Don't care about welfare usage statistics.I just find non-whites unpleasant to look at, and be around, and that's that. Deal with it leftypol.
Keir Starmer stabbing attempt
>>216412810*gets stabbed but doesnt die*im sure glad i didnt pass away, safer than copenhagen!
>>216412905No, I don't think it would happen. But *if* it did/could happen then I reckon we'd be a safer society for it.
>>216412899dunno about that ive seen some proper peng naturals on trannois
Maybe if we taxed billionaires we could afford to build a railway? How are we supposed to do anything when half the country earns 2k a month
Mass slicing event
Sunday`sPocket MonsterOf The day is ..Shaymin !!
>>216412899that's actually funny troons taking another fat L again
>>216412957We have lots of railways
check, check, check check, check checkin' you out like,woah
>>216412964Worthless
>>216412949do people in Copenhagen not survive stab wounds then?
>>216412928In 1990 they were an abysmal shithole, a peasant nation with a miniscule middle class and almost no social mobility. Today they have a thriving middle class, poverty has decreased dramatically, and they are building some of the most advanced cities in the world.Now imagine 2040, and beyond. While Europe and America wrestle with themselves about their precious pet blacks and browns, China is silently working towards a Chinese future.
that kiwi is a bit weird isnt he
>>216412964it would help if you posted a picture instead of just saying the name you ghoulish freak
>>216412964it's very cute
>>216412957how?
>>216412995The cold weather prevents wounds from healing, so yes
>>216413004It`s Ok !! you canUseGoogle !!
if they stabbed larry the cat maybe something would be done about this
>>216413020lmao done him
>>216412915we are at the beginning of the end. ironic isn't it, that the end has a beginning. a lot to chew on with this
>>216413017>51% Holy SHIT, we are so fucking embarassing
>>216413003he is Vietnamese
The problem is that if you attack the knifewielder, you will get arrested you see
>>216413020pscrm
>>216413013ok
>>216413013warm pee on the wound fixes that
fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
how have i gotten a gold tank in a master 1 game
(●'◡'●)
>>216413056because you live in a shithole where only like 100 people in australia play online games
one of the girls on my trip to london was annoyed she had to leave her pepper spray at home and asked which shops in the uk she could buy it atand i had to break the news that not only is it illegal to be english, you can't defend yourself either
>>216413020You tell him mate
>>216413017>Rorke thinks there is 1 advert on TV for every 1 person in the countryCan you people please PLEASE try and use your brain
i shagged a shaymin once, always the cute ones that turn out to be the hugest fucking SLUTS!
>>216413056why do you play dogshit mobashooters made for women and lovesense enjoyers
Going to start using acronyms that only I know the meaning to (like half of you cunts)SMOSIP
herb glob bapsorhelp bob brags
get the open ttd played
>>216413087overwatch is a team based hero based shooter NOT A MOBA YOU IMBECILE
trying some fancy European food called 'cake', bit strange this. Prefer me sinew and bone marrow.
Coooorrr that blond bird on the Sainsbury's Christmas ad would get itIt's Christmas, she can make room in her fannois for my cock
My cock is getting much smaller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZvunIuXVlQ
>>216413151Ktim, gotta use it or lose it - no fap ain't it, no porn is though
>>216413151ktimthink i wank it too much
My 5 inch virgin chud cock needs milked
>>216413001china is higher than india when it comes to open defecation
>>216413164I'm leftypol and that's pretty funny lol
>>216413151might be a sign your heart is giving out
>>216413138rorkes gotta stop letting the ugliest niggas talk about superiority like that
>>216413167>gotta use it or lose itMeaningless phrase
>>216413178How so?
we need a british version of ICE
funny when french people say sacreblue or however its spelt
>I'm leftypol
i reckon grapes means 1
>>216413174https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_defecation#Countries_with_high_numbersWell that just doesn't seem to be true, does it?
I still love you but he just fucks me so much better
>>216413191lack of blood flow
not longtoGive It A Go !!Gary EatsandDanny Rate My Takeawaynew channel ..First Video Out thisWeek !!
>>216413193agreebeing served lukewarm drinks in restaurants is not pleasant
>>216413209If a woman sent me this I think I might kill myself, or her, depending on my mood.
got my tit out
>>216413218they linked up?
>>216413031the whole thing is very strange. modern humans around for 300000 years, apparently did fuck all for 299000 years then invented agriculture, then pretty much all history that anyone cares about only happened over the last 5000 years. the amount of change in the last century is quite unbelievable and we're very lucky to be here at this timeim still a miserable cunt
>>216412956really doubt you have
>>216413209hot
>>216413232I Say .. Keep it !!
>>216413225How much blood must flow, for his words to be proven true?
>>216413215Fuuuuck my chud life
>>216413218Can't bloody wait
>>216413208>wikipedia>2022china only collected statistics from households with toilets, india does estimates china used to be much higher but it's still #2 officially, and probably #1 or close to it if you consider these variables this is how the chinese gov works. it's all just saving face, an integral part of asian culture but you're a moron so you can't see through it
>>216413239Humans probably had a grand old time before that just eating acorns, hunting women and shagging wild boar
Rate my fit.
>>216413082leftypol playing dumb again
The River Thames will freeze over this year. Good luck, bongs
>>216413253do you watch it whilst eating meals so you feel less alone
>>216412868a proud tradition
up at 3am dipping my smelly bollock in the family milk carton
>>216413082Leftypol struggling to comprehend statistics yet again
>>216413291When this happened in the Victorian era there were markets and ice skating rings opened on the surface.
>Ben Obese-Jecty, the MP for Huntingdon
>>216413311That would never happen nowDue to woke
>>216413305and what of the non-smelly bollock
>>216413305surely theres a good explanation for this isnt there
Just heard about that attack on the trainHorrific stuff
>>216413317he's disappointingly thin
>>216413326just a practical joke
>>216413331Thanks for your analysis
strange how China is supposed to mog the West but there are countless Chinese people living in Australia and other Western countriesyou'd think the opposite would be true but it isn't
>>216413239>doing fuck allfucking cave women and living in untouched earth sounds a lot better than whatever this shit is. They would have gotten into music and religion and had their things going on, was probably quite nice as long as you can handle the harsher moments.
morning lads. pretty sure some lass from Bumble wanted to suck my willy last night but she was barely making sense so i stopped replying x
>>216413082
>>216413339kek youre such a murr
>>216413331What happened?
wonder what my life would be like if i didnt spend the first 20 years of it in a state of constant anxiety
screaming
>>216413280lots of running i imagine running and rape all in total sobriety
>>216413367why
We're on the same side bruv
>>216413361blog on you boring bastard
>>216413351might move to china
>>216413361You would've made it
>>216413359some big lads tipped a train over during the night and it is causing transport chaos
we're on your side!
>>216413239agriculture created slavery and most of the change is negative i dont want to parrot the kiwi and think that "untouched earth" living is better but there is deffo a balance between being an unironic caveman and staring at a screen 24/7
Brazil? This can't be true.
>>216413385Yes we are!
might get the straight gay porn on and have a big gay willywank
>>216413343:)
if you arent silently farting on black people in public you are betraying the white race
>>216413331When it first got posted last night leftypol was in here calling it fake news. >>216399908
ffs catberg get out of the bath mate!
Im actually worried for you guys
>>2164133511.3 billion living in china thoughbeit
>>216413408Me when opportunity comes a knocking
Wokeness has shrunk my chud penis to the size of a cashew nut.
>>216413288>>216413306>>216413356leftypol bros our response?
>>216413413exciting weekend for you then?
>>216413422it's fucked mate. go on without us
>>216413402hate that i think thats cute for fucks sake
>>216413417catbergs like to stand in the bath, sometimes
/brit/ yearns for the caves
run toil donenice little 10klovely weather
>>216413424yeh but not a bunch of westerners it's one of the most populated places in the world of course there will be a lot of them
>>216413417hes gone mental
>>216413451post the water berg
>>216413418Yeah, and it just so happens to be the specific people involved in said cases
>>216413422its overits fucking over
Mental that I could beat every single cat on earth in a fight, all at once.
mincing about in the kitchen
>>216413417>>216413451he likes it:)
>>216413418typical weeb
fart on niggers
>>216412274>>216412274>>216412274
wish I were a cat
happy loom day lads x
>>216413491pooscianf
>>216413417haha love their little faces
you tell em, rupes!
>>216413489me when i post on /brit/
>>216413451caberge :)
>>216413507>shuts down 4chan immediately>comes for all the third positionist memers>does nothing to upset their precious African/Islamic golems
>>216413499desperate for your thread to be used arent you
Remember these people want you replaced in you own country.
I’ll miss you all. Once our brothers, we betrayed you. Now so foreign to us, you eat your Sunday beans in silence
>>216414818
