where's the fucking edition edition
what the fuck is that thing
hey rorke, smell THIS
>>216417465gross looking insect creature
We're all fae somewhere
>>216417465https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9Z9ZSEHQQ
https://youtu.be/PiLVAz-Jczg?si=AXuvtgq-rH5Lz6fB
mad how many billionaires remain unmurdered
>>216417558um
>>216417465timmy's wife
I have Klinefelters and I’m a top shagger, what’s your excuse?
>>216417592the guy who calls you rorke online
29 year old virgin who tried to see an escort reporting in.I confessed to my dad about how I've been feeling lads.Told him I'm desperate to change my life, how I've basically wasted my life, how I am frustrated about never having had a gf, not having friends etc.I didn't tell him about seeing an escort, or about me trying to stop watching porn. But I feel a bit lighter now.He said he'd support me when it comes to making changes.
it's over
>>216417624I'm not gay
yum *slurp* tasty *drools* American women? my kind of dish!If you sound all posh like, those American and Canadian women are so easy.
>>216417628are you the lad that got molested by women
>>216417633thank god for fin
Maroon 5 cd
Went to this year's Halloween work do as Leatherface and got a lot of attention for my costume, I think that Ed Gein thing on Netflix helped with recognition amongst the younger colleaguesThe boss of the office I work in made a joke that I didn't bother dressing up (as to imply that I'm hideous like Leatherface) and I said that obviously I came dressed as him and did an impression of him and we all had a good chuckleAll in all it was a great night and I'm glad I stepped out of my comfort zone to goWill be returning to the office tomorrow with newfound confidence and perhaps even viewed in a better light by my peers
>>216417669all trans by the way.
>>216417656No. I'm the lad who tried seeing an escort.
>>2164176692 > 1 > 3
Two rampaging negroes with machetes are on your train. What do you do?
>>216417683youre the one who ate her fanny then ran offhow much did you pay for that
>>216417703start naming the first lineup of Arsenal
>>216417703take them on, since I'm the alpha of the pack I'm sure to win. Then inspire my fellow country men and women.
>>216417703pull out my katana and duel them
>>216417703distract them with a shiny coin
>>216417703give them money to ease their socioeconomic pressures
>>216417703Cry out "I'm on your side!" then get beheaded
my fingernails are absolutely rock solid at the momentunsure if this is a good thing
had a wank then peeled back my foreskin and theres fucking blood on my cock its bleeding somewhere
>>216417703Just be thankful for the diverse country i now live in
>>216417703tell them that I voted labour
>>216417703
>>216417772
>>216417724
test
i hate england and ireland
>see a doctor who clip online>give it a watch out of curiosity >Bradley Walsh is in itThought I was on /brit/ for a sec
mad how you can just behead 10 people with a machete and not even get shot because you're black
>>216417823ok
Got the tunage on https://youtu.be/couoA0yhSHY
>>216417823HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
>>216417805why didn't he use shunpo
>>216417809That fella? He's 14 years old
>>216417709I didn't run off, we chatted and cuddled for an hour after that. Actually went well over the time and she didn't mind.
>>216417703screech "black lives matter" like a woman in the hope they don't stab me
>>216417805holy based
Anyone here done a DNA Ancestry test?Which is the best one to use?
ive overdosed on british culture
>>216417805>this isnt like in anime at all!
We're on the same side bruv
>>216417894talking to your parents
>>216417894yeahdon't know I've only done one
>>216417805How does he run so slow
like my steaks well done with raspberry jam
>>216417866alright and what did you pay for thatlisten mate if you want to pay escorts to have cuddling and pillowtalking sessions that's fine. if it builds you up into a man
too early for wine?
>>216417823give this man a british passport
drank too much again
>>216417465>>216417496>>216417513>>216417588Mad that there is a white bloke out there who legitimately thinks that girl is cute >>216417902I might be going to the UK next year. I know I'll already stand out as a white 6'3 Aussie (at least a head + shoulders above the average pom). Will this make me a target?
>>216417894Everyone says whichever one gives them the result they want is better - just go for the one with the largest dataset
tracy beaker in season 1
>>216417940He is (was) a big boy
another weekend wasted
>>216417956not for my missus who starts whining the moment she gets out of bed
feeling a bit silly now rorkeypops? It was our own who attacked us not some mystical made up immigrant or black person
the going to hungary gimmique is quite stale now
i hate welsh and newcastle people
>>216417986ever sampled her wee?
>>216417995Yeah he’s been having a melty over it all morning
what happened to ofcom banning 4chan
>>216417995but they were black?
>>216418028no it's definitely happening matethe lad who has been posting about it every day for three years is certain to be proved right eventually
gordon new castle football player is the ugliest freak ive seen in my life
Gambling is so fun
>>216418056bro owns zero mirrors
>>216417535Literally me around my mates, but they don't care
>He also remembers a man in a Nottingham Forest tracksuit saying: "I'm gonna go confront him.">"He wasn't the biggest guy and we tried to stop him," Alistair says, adding that he later saw the same man "on the platform afterwards, flat-out, covered in blood".Well he tried
+1 to my Fodenbunny count
>>216418048Black people have always been British rorke get over it fucking grow up
don't know where I'd be without my racism today
>>216418012>gimmickIt's my life plan bud, sorry we weren't all born in racially pure nations.
Dave, Rorke, Raheem Stabby-Moore, all the same
>>216418091sorry x history and geography weren't my strongest subjects haha
god dammit what did i do in my life to get a reply from indianit could be worst like irish or something
>fodenbunny.pngguffawing
>>216418085heinous horrifying image
>>216418096On reddit debating the palestinian conflict
might have a third energy drink
Oh nice a new foren flag to filter
how the fuck you create country that end up owning you
Saved so much money never having paid a licence fee, also by fare evasion on trains and whatnot
>>216418159treat yourself x
west ham vs newcastle is it. super sunday my arse and I'm going to watch it as well aren't i
>>216418115i moved here from britain so the whole thing isn't exciting or anythingliterally stealing my thing
>>216418028
are there any blacks in leeds never seen one its just full redhead whores
feel sick
>>216418178Good on you mate. & of course it is exciting, for me, just as I am sure moving to Poland was exciting for you. My motivation in posting is to rub it in towards those that are trapped here forever!
recycle? dont think I will mate
jesus christ rorke
>>216418217get sick and die bitch
buy your country products
>>216418183I imagine it'll be a while yet.
>>216418271you have more nigger genes in you than me you fuckin monkey your mom probaly fucked blacks before marrying your dad
pooing my pants
>>216418217get some fresh air x
keeeeeek he removed the nigger comment because he could go to jailwhat a shithole
Can't believe you get banned for black gorilla nigger
Walking the dogbergs
Jihadi Al Stabi? Welcome to the UK!
reckon I'll add algeria to the filters
>>216418314still can't walk
>>216418358then you miss the funny little fella trying to speak english
>>216418350they were british nationals rorkeas english as you or I
wish it was the end of november
you can't just call people b-word g-word n-word
>>216418330your country imprisons people for having a pint
i'm that gorilla dick niggai make dyke pussy wet
let me put you lads on to something. Telling you now this is gonna be massive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSeNSzJ2-Jw
every time i see one in public , which is most days now , never used to be but it is now - i say the word in my head - i can't help it, it's not my fault
>>216418185how can dads let this happen very sure they get turned on by knowing their daughter is an object of desire
Obscene how good it feels pushing out a healthy fibrous shit, that buildup of pressure in your gut and the twitching of the muscles, that moment between relaxing them and the first tip of stink entering the outside world. The feeling of it sliding cleanly out and plop into the water. Maybe I'm gay idk
>>216418484What word?
>the stabbers are a 32-year-old black British male and 35-year-old British national of Caribbean descent.
New phone was supposed to come today but I've not heard anything from the little Romanian man who does the DPD deliveries around hereThink Three might have been telling porkies
>>216418561Silence rorke it's "British national" do not post more than that
shaggers?
How do we stop knife crime in this country then lads?
>>216418619give me a nuclear bomb
>>216418619knife license
>>216418619digital id
>>216418619digital ID
>>216418619gay porn dance
>>216418605Might shag a fat girl soon.
>>216418619We could put special bins around with catchphrases on them like "don't be lame, bin that blade" and then anybody carrying a knife will want to put it in the bin
>piss during a shit>piss gets all over my balls>area piss splashes on burns afterScares me. what's going on
wasn't able to get shitfaced this week as i've got a job interview tomorrow and it would disrupt my chi
>>216418647could work
>>216418538i don't think i should say it
Post yours lads? Need something new to play
>>216418185obscene how we see this outside everyday and still think 18 is the cutoff
need structure me but cba
So why isn't it a being treated as a terrorist attack?Because they weren't pakis? Because they weren't shouting allahu ackbar?
>>216418769maybe stop playing video games and get a clue
>>216418769theres a game you can play where you pull your willy and white stuff comes out
>>216418769You should try playing with women.
>>216418780They were screaming allahu ackbar but they’re just as British as you or me
>>216418780they were fighting back against white supremacy
>allahu ackbar>there's no need for that mate, we're on your side>no we aren'thowl
>>216418822they're not a toy rorkesheed
allahu ackbar just means god is great rorke there's nothing wrong with it
>>216418843They are still objects.
>>216418697>don't be lame, bin that bladedoesn't rhymeyou're fired
Any peng hoejabis in??
erm..lads?
>wet spam
>>216418780terrorist attack implies some grander political motivation for the stabbings but because black people have no conception of such things it's obviously not terrorism
Rorke telliong the police that they were screaming Admiral Ackbar
never forget what they took from you
rorke falling for grok slop
>>216418892mechahitler strikes again
leftypol insisting the were screaming aloha snack bar
>>216418926i don't get it
>>216418853>"DEUS VULT!">You can't say that! That's Islamophobic! The crusades!
>>216418171don't tell me what to do
>>216418769going to play a game of peak me it's quite fun
>>216418904Doesn't a terrorist attack imply the intent to instill terror into the general public
>>216418909https://itsatrap.ytmnd.com/
>>216418967ok mate x
>>216418974alright cheers unc
off the caffineoff the nicotine off the boozeoff the pornfeel like a new man
when somebody say they like russian literature specifically they instantly out themselves as a dumb retarded social climber freak
>>216418992a boring gay man
time for a gay porn palate cleanser after this morn's blacked
>>216418952girls used to wear tight jeans
Someone call the doctor I've got an eating disorder Coz I'm eating dis order! *high fives the uberjeets man*
>>216419002we don't sign our posts here
>>216418997Why
>>216418997russian literature is the domain of freakish hermits though
I like russian literature, and some other stuff
>>216418997never read Dostoevsky or any of that stufffeel like I'd probably enjoy it but can't be arsed
>>216419012
sticking on a philm
>>216418997I'm actually just afraid to say Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita is my favourite book of all time
Barber who is generally based made the "St George was a Turk!" argument, had to correct him that St Geṓrgios was an Anatolian Greek, and that the Turks arrived in Anatolia half a century later. Went on to inform him that there was an arguably European presence in the Levant (Greeks post Alexander) and certainly a Christian presence, long before the Arab/Islamic conquests, so the crusades were not colonisation but a reconquering. He did not seem to believe me.
can't read me making sense of the words makes me sleepy
On break at toil mental health not great I won't lie
>>216418997This but French literature
>>216419034Pale Fire meant to be good as well. Another book I will most assuredly never read.
why is the bbc frontloading every article with "british nationals"
>>216419077nobody cares as much about french literature as social posturing freaks do about their dostoievski
>>216419083you know why
>>216418584why do you need a new phone?
>>216419077>french literature*smashes the nonce alarm*
>>216419108yes it's a rhetorical question, hence the lack of question mark
Day 15 without porn.Day 9 without masturbating.Day 5 after seeing an escort.Current regimen to unfuck my shit.>SupplementsGeneric MultivitaminsZincMagnesiumRed GinsengL Arginine>HairOrdered minoxidil to halt some early hair loss, need to speak to my GP first though as I tried Finasteride once and had side effects>HobbiesDropping games completely, not that I really play them much nowFocus on reading and exercising more, gonna do some more cardio outsideMaybe try a bit of language learning again>SexualNo pornNo masturbationGonna try seeing the same escort on Thursday or Friday next week, I'm hopeful by that point I am much hornier. If not, then I'll just enjoy the time with her.>SocialisingTrying to set up a date with a woman I matched with on BumbleWill be forcing myself out of the house on weekends>PersonalTold my dad some of the problems I'm facing
>>216419110is this a rhetorical question? I'm noticing a question mark but rhetorical questions are also commonly ended with question marks.
just went for a poo and someone grabbed it out of my arse
all this posturing is making me hungry
>>216419094don't know where you get this perception the average dostoevsky reader is a 20 something incel
>>216419145no need to be a smart arse about it answer the fucking question
>>216419143if you want to be horny and have some sexual prowess you need to get that regular cardio and stretching in>>216419167youre retarded and dont go outside
haven't pooed yet today
French literature peaked long ago, literally 1830s
Hope you lads are doingSober OctoberNNNDry JanuaryAlong with a healthy New Year's Resolution
got my bum out x
>>216419191don't drink and i shot ropes yesterday so sue me
every single person who does shit like new years resolutions, sober october, no nut november etc fails within dayswhy the fuck wait for a gregorian calendar month to begin instead of just sorting your life out
>>216419179hehe xI put my old one through the wash and then in the tumble dryerit worked mostly but there were dead spots all over the screen and the battery seemed to be fucked, so I figured I'd just get an upgrade instead of buying a new one
https://shady-@is.gd/f5dao9undefined.rar
>>216419191got drunk yesterday assed out about 11 then woke up at 1am absolutely delirious didn't know where I was and vaguely remember being scared got up and ate half a loaf of bread and butter then fell asleep again
>>216419183>dont go outsideliterally dostoevsky readers
>>216419183Yeah I'm gonna start doing more
yeah i aint clicking that shit nigga
>>216419229did sober october me x
>>216419232Get a new one instead of getting it repaired*as I wanted an upgrade anyway, it's quite an older model
>>216419235john mcafee's spirit throwing a brick through my window
>assed out about 11
it's another fun shogun 2 mod crashing routinely at turn 103 episode
too late for lunch i'll just wait for dinner
also funny when timmy who drinks 4 times a year proudly announces he did sober october
>>216418619porn filters might help
just got up and put a wash on
*puts it into the mixer*
shapewear is getting really good these dayscottage cheese arse woman looking peng
>>216419293we're so back
watching ballad of a small player
>>216419317why get implants just to "go to the gym"
https://streamable.com/cgdjw3
dvd menus were the dogs bollocks
I have to eat 5 chicken breasts today because they go off today
well Done to CelticOk ..I thinkTheyWill Winthe Cup !!
Kel
>>216419366feed thy neighbour
>>216419366Personally I'd fry them with cajun spices, and have them with a load of peppers, onions and some rice on the side.
as i lay dyingon the floor of the carriagea victim of a socioeconomic barragemy thoughts turn clearand the lights turn brightwith my last dying breath i say,rorke was right
>>216419366do freezers not exist?
>>216419366chicken goes off in about a day why did you put 5 breasts in the fridge and not the freezer
I like taking photos
>>216418769havent played all these yet
>>216419366Personally I'd fry them with dried poo particles, and have them with a load of arse mucus, cum and some extra poo on the side.
grown man typed that
watched nobody (2021) as recommended from here it was just a tasteless lukewarm slop john wick clone NOT IMPRESSED
>>216419519nice photo lad x
>>216419552should have watched dredd (2012)
>>216419519they've used my likeness
>>216419519i like that you like taking photos
>>216419552watch johnny english 2 (2011)
>>216419537brunch with gays be like
>>216419519Same mate - nice eye
>>216419572i have seen that film as previously mentioned when you said the same thing you MORON
watching some mike adriano smut
>>216419618which one?
>>216419618vile gooner
>>216419615you didn't reply to me you bogan cunt so shan't be recommending any films to you again in future except for dredd (2012)
remember that part in johnny english 1 where his gun is jammed with poo because he crawled through the shit pipe
bum hurts
horny againmight think about texting the old chinese escort whos flat is two streets over but last time i bummed her i only gave her half the moneydont want to walk into a set up see
>>216419648prime era remy lacroixhope he gets her to tongue his dirtbox at some point but have skipped ahead to see, like the suspense
>>216419614could put a towerblock there and house 500 asylum seekers
>>216419614Haven't been to Tallinn yet, was it nice? Done Riga and spent weeks in Lithuania because my best mate married one
>>216419677:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5xmIA8rrjwquality x
>>216419662im certain i did or at least thought of a reply and didnt send it so you should appreciate the effort x
>>216419691the swallowed scene is one of the best for gapey rimjobs
might rewatch hot fuzz
yeah thats not my kind of fun
>>216419618
what's our opinion on women with this type of piercing?
yup i might do a line or two and get in there raw
>>216419746best of the trilogy by far
>>216419702It was lovely, the old town was of course the highlight - I didn't stray far outside of it. Very comfy, great food imo - when you go you must eat at Rataskaevu 16I'll be taking a trip to Vilnius to get my meat apron removed (loose skin) and shall explore it beforehand, seems just as comfy.
>>216419780
>>216419766wish i had some weed
hate dating apps but kind of feel like i need to be on them
>>216419834It's grim isn't it
>>216419834easier to meet birds at raves or gigs or social outings seeonly grim women stuck on there, people have dating app fatigue
2020 brit: doing a poo lads2025 brit: raping a gay porn nigger poo arse
>get my meat apron removed (loose skin) What
>>216419789got an erotic massage in the old town and the bint put a finger up my arse without asking
>>216419879he was a fat cunt who went to another country to get surgery on the cheapkinda like cunts who get hair transplant in turkey
>>216419879Formerly obese mate. Went from 320lb to 160lb.
caught a glimpse of my hairline in the mirror and had a panic attack
>>216419909well done ladfollow any specific diet?
>>216419930Get on Minoxidil
that first time getting a finger in the arse while getting sucked off is quite the memory
>>216419899Find it weird how people judge bald/fat people, but also judge men that get hair transplants/formerly fat people. Think some people just like to take out their insecurities on perceived easy targets.
doing a little jig
>>216419852wouldnt mind it if i could just leave it alone but whenever im on them, i feel a need to check it all the time
they should add homer to gta
>>216419952i wasnt judging you insecure prick you're healthy now good for you. i dont mind the skin removal thing unlike the fake hair which is pathetic
>>216419885you got raped
>>216419931>well done ladCheers mate.>follow any specific diet?High protein, medium fat, low sugar. Keeping below 1,500kcal on resting days, around 1,800kcal with extra protein on days I lift weights/do calisthenics. Moderate amount of walking, I try and do 5 miles a day. Otherwise, just time and discipline.I personally am of the belief there is no "cure" or "best method", you either want to be healthy and lean or you don't, and no diet, or drug can facilitate that change if you don't want it.
>>216419909show us the apron mate
>>216419978>fake hair which is patheticExcept it isn't fake hair, they move your hair from one place to another - no different to a skin graft after being burned.
>>216420021*slaps your bald head* alri? haha
>>216420000fair enoughbeen trying to shift some myself, not a fan of the gym but been working up to doing 4 miles most days either via going to the office more and walking to toil or trying to get out at lunchmight just order an exercise bike for the flat
>>216420021it never looks real baldie
>>216420006Absolutely not - I'm very insecure about it.
need to go to the shop later to get some food in. Just making you aware.
>>216420060same but it's booze and crisps really
>>216420060be wary of the british nationals x
>>216420036>>216420043Not bald, receding though - will be bald by 40 I think. I microneedle and use minoxidil which should stave it off for my thirties, then I'll stop doing both, let it all fall out, and get a transplant. It will look real, because I have realistic expectations, the fake looking ones are because the men expected to go back to NW0, instead of NW1.5 - you don't notice the good ones
>>216420040>been trying to shift some myselfYour plan sounds solid, but it really is all mindset. Are you sick and tired of being sick and tired? Do you want to eat food more than you want to feel better? These questions are more important to ponder than any particular strategy
think im long overdue for a nap
and the new? any sign of it?
>>216420119just a general desire to be better than i ami'm about 200lbs and want to drop about 50lbs, really sick of eating nonsense when i get in after work when its not that hard to be healthier
>>216420097you overdosed on blogoxidil
>>216420187kek
>>216420159You're at a weight you can start cardio, I really recommend running - walking and cycling is good, but running you really fucking feel it. Get over the beginners hump, and you might not even have to reduce your calorie intake. Exponential increase in calories burned per mile.
>>216420187We can't all be as witty as you in so few characters buddy
>>216420243take it easy you insecure fucki understand youre obsessed by your baldness but you need to relax
>>216420187howling
>>216420097didnt ask
beating everyone at chess too easily. need a nw game i reckon x
>>216420097minoxidil won't stave off hair loss mate you need dht blockers
>>216420243careful mate, stress can lead to hair loss
>>216420288DHT blockers castrate you. Better to go bald, oral/topical minoxidil/needling is proven.
still creasing at blogonase
>>216420312if you're that shit scared of them just go bald. minoxidil will do fuck all to slow your balding
how jacked can I get in 3 months
Anyone here done NoFap and no porn before? Did you flatline?
turkey hair transplant lad what do you make of short blokes who get their tibia broken and stretched or whatever it is they dodo you think you're in the same category
>>216420338Guess I should trust you over peer reviewed studies, hundreds of testimonials, and my own personal experience then - ceasing treatment now!
>>216420349started having gay dreams that turned into gay wet dreams so went back to the muck
>>216420349yeah medics revived me in the ambulance by tugging on my willy
no luck catching them news then
>>216420349each times i tried no fap no porn no sexual contact after exactly a week I had the wildest sexual dreams and spaffed big loads in my shorts while sleeping so not ideal
>>216420353Well I would argue I'm maintaining what I have, no different from women getting botox, or someone replacing a lost tooth. I have never contemplated changing my appearance, merely maintaining it - so no, I wouldn't say I am the same as those men.
>>216420366it's just the one new actually
we're going to the 400s lads
so it's finally come to this, the last ever /brib/
>>216420387whats the reasoning behind all of itare you scared of your looks maturingis it a dating concernwhats the exact psychological motive here
>>216420381Shit that's worrying, I'm at 9 days without fapping and 15 days without porn and my dick is not getting hard :(
>>216420356link one peer reviewed study that shows minoxidil alone is adequate to stop genetic balding
>>216420433well to be fair i am extremely high libido
might have a bojer in a minute when I look at some sexy poorn : - D
eatomg paper
>>216420429>are you scared of your looks maturingParadoxically, no, the issue is my face has not matured. I still look like I did at 17 and I am 28 - boyish. A bald rugged masculine man is attractive, a balding boy is hideous.>is it a dating concernSomewhat. I also like my hair, and I want to keep it.
where will you go when 4chan dies?
>>216420471to dover to jump off the cliffs
I guess I'll make the fucking new then>>216420479>>216420479
>join the thread>350 postsare you lot fucking mad
>>216420493karen killjoy ova here
>>216420442https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6691938https://ishrs.org/effectiveness-of-5-minoxidil-in-treating-male-pattern-hair-loss/Around 65% effective due to some men not being responders. I am a responder, and I combine minoxidil with tretinoin, proven to boost the efficacy of min.
I'm 53 and 5ft 4ins. I tried on 60 pairs of High Street trousers
>>216420522a positive effect on hair growth does not mean adequate enough to halt mpb it meants better than nothing
>>216420569Yeah and if you read my original post, that's my exact plan. There is no point getting a hair transplant now, and then taking finasteride afterwards to prevent further balding. Better to prolong the process as long as I possibly can, then go bald and get a full transplant - which does not necessitate finasteride usage at all.I'm sorry but I am not castrating myself - it is possible to apply topically at very low concentrations and still stave off balding, like 0.0025% but I can't be bothered, would require a shaved head to even make it effective.I have dedicated days of study to this topic God damn you
>>216420618>then go bald and get a full transplant - which does not necessitate finasteride usage at all.mate you don't know how this stuff worksif you are fully bald before getting a transplant your transplant will inevitably look like shit. you don't have enough donor hairs to properly cover a full horseshoe hair line. if you want it to look at all good you have to get one as early as possible and then take a dht blocker to prevent further recession
>>216420701
>>216420727notice the apparent massive bald spot in the bottom right photo they neglected to show
>>216420701Furthermore
>>216420727>>216420785grim
>>216420785this looks horrendous mateyou will be paying many times more than you need to for a horrible transplant because you're scared of a slightly higher than baseline incidence of ed
>>216420838>looks horrendous Look like normal men with normal hairlines
