what a g
>>216427551Rorke unmasked
>no edition>jfState of this shithole
the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFB8OjsetXk
love me some LP 'angbangs
>>216427598black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>216427551what's going on with prince andrew
deport them all
We put you under ground clown, they gon' check the cellarsI know he 40 years old, I don't respect my elders
neighbour got the schizo mk ultra lightbulb
could prince andrew become PM?
I REALLY need SEX right NOOOOOOW!
>>216427668how much is rent
>>216427668Tom Geowizard will hunt you down
TAKE NOTICEAnyone facilitating the settlement of immigrants or muslims in this thread will be held accountable
https://youtu.be/FWSM8pDKYkU?si=xYlBRIyEEy3RcOmwAmerican humor
I've read every single post in this thread and I think you guys are very funny and original.
>>216427686got out and get it
Commercial jets are built and piloted by indians now. How can you set foot on an airplane in light of this?
>>216427711live in a rent controlled flat because my mum knows someone in city council
>>216427720yes yes very nicebut are you deen or dunya?
>>216427668
>>216427736last 30 minutes of his life and he's checking his emailsmad that
>>216427746What city
>>216427686alright bend over
>>216427794maaaaate
>>216427777might as well see if there's any good news coming in
>>216427668whats it like living in france and being french
>>216427652Sneaky little 'berg
>>216427794poowong
>>216427777>>216427736he looks young. how'd he die?
>I increased torque and cvp flowed out
>>216427813What I really meant is it Paris. Thats the only city I know in France
>>216427837Fell off a balcony I think
>>216427837He fell off... Just like his career
no homo
>>216427849poop
>>216427869sup crodie
>>216426779ktim
microwave meal is IN the microwave
>>216427837Committed seweyside
>>216427837bummed to death
>>216427911want to pick up that cat and put him on the floor
he saw sum he liked in the crowd wonder what it was
>>216427933
is it bad to be 29 and living at home?i have enough money to buy a flat but i'd be very lonely on my own
>>216427911
Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell
>>216427837
the watch later queue
>>216427869>>216427891why are you roleplaying as a black pedophile
>>216427980a time-honoured british tradition
people act like i'm a nonce just because my girlfriend is 12 years younger than me
>>216427995leftypols primary school curriculum
>>216427980favstian as fvck
peters just got tricked into swapping with his clone on family guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-OvS55UcTo
>29 years old>don't drink alcohol>don't smoke>don't do drugs>live at home>hair is thinning>chronic halitosis >kissless handholdless virgin>no friends for 10 years at least>decently attractive>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online>hobbies/interests are all solitary things>poor social skills>panic about being exposed as a virgin>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I am mocked or rejected>afraid to show my own personality around women>filled with regrets and humiliation>only girl I ever confessed my feelings, who I thought liked me, mocked me>will probably never have a family of my own even though i would maybe like to be a dad>relatives similar in age to me are starting families>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a bf/husband>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself>feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm a room and relationships/sex comes up >saw an escort but couldnt get hard
report the BE flags posts
>>216428064has she really been in the wwe for 10 years?
Leftypol pulling out his gay card to use as ID for his Uber Eats order
>>216428080nobody gives a flying fuck you self indulgent clown
>>175133954
yeah?
>>216428096based leftypol rubbishing his gayness in the face of achmed his driver
>>216428091yes
>>216428080>chronic halitosisfake, my breath is very goodthe escort I saw gave me deep french kissing
>>216428121jesus christ
Indian neighbergs rowing loudly, audible through the shared wall. Dunno what it's all about and frankly don't care.
>>216428106This is Reace NovelloGay men who grew up in rural DevonLoves immigrantsBut why?
>>216428080>>216428121
>>216428080Take it to r9k
Rorke making sure the curtains are definitely closed before he starts twerking to Super Mario music
anyone want anything?
gay Qblack 007what next? tranny moneypenny?
mate if you shag an escort if she asks to give the money first say you dont really know if you're here for 1 or 2 hours then get clothed and run off on her whats she going to do
>>216428183the remigration of all non-ethnic english people, ta mate
>>216428183>western foids
>>216428165haha wee rorke twerking that thanghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmP3UHXYi28&list=RDbmP3UHXYi28&start_radio=1
>>216428196he'll also start driving one of those new bender jags instead of an aston
>>216428158Gets his batty absolutey split open by them
>>216428080>>175133954why'd you go from 26 years old to 29? >live at homewhere else would you live? i also live in my home
>>216428202Call her pimp
>>216428183biggest packet of quavers they stock please
feel like life is merely a battle to keep my bodily fluids from coming out at an inopportune momentwhen i die i can relax and it will all flow out of me for good
>why'd you go from 26 years old to 29? its called aging mate
>>216428232That's why I aim for independant french mature onespast a certain age they're on their own
>>216428231just a little thing called time you stupid yank cunt
>>216428183an alternate reality where prices for literally everything are sensible again please
>>216428196get blofield as a disabled in a wheelchair so he can always have a cat on his lap
>>216428256in 1.5 hours?
>>216428080my cock is massive althoughbeit
kaya place
>An avalanche in Italy's Dolomite mountains has killed five German climbers, including a 17-year-old girl and her father, according to rescuers.
>>216428183is there an eastern foids nearby?
How many years of isolation does it take to lose 16 years of social skills?
>>216428321Haha British humor
>>216428321I could have saved her
cronemposting with jadon sancho is particularly funny considering the guy is infamously an absolute loser
The hidden teachings of Jesus
>spamming random nigger nobody has ever seen nor heard of ok?
might grow up
>>216427551
>>216428371We get it mate you watch goyball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBBPUYNiCbA
>>1the proverbial 'new'
>>216428371just a dip in his career nothing specialhe's still young and black
>>216428371crodie is a client xhe gettin used by keisha mhmm
asked a girl on Bumble about books and she told me she likes erotic novelshow do I respond
>>216428490he flopped at united and chelsea because he's a pathetic simp that stays up late all night every night simping on video calls with some mid rapper who lives in la and won't move out to be with him
gf wants to play cronemtrigger
Sir Prince Andrew
>>216428490whats it like being "black"(brown((poo colored))
>>216428481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2czbp9V9F4A
>>216428536he's a young sensitive male, she's a predator, he needs guidance from windrush figure
>>2164283402-4
>>216428211I guess we can say goodbye to Nigel then, descended from the French and Germans. Shame really.
>>216428532tell her "blog on"
>>216428532ditch herthis is what erotic novel means to women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYfAEIwfVX4
what was he thinking blud
>>216428532
>>216428626He thought his lying skills were a 9/10 but were more like a 2/10
>>216428594you're gay
>>216428532you don't, I've read a lot of articles about this massive popularity of erotic novels women love and many are beyong perverted and unhingeda woman who reads those books is a coomer, simple as
who cares if some dumb bint reads her piece of shite booksjust shag her silly
Bollocks shedding like a lizard - may God have mercy on my soul
any homo thug rapists in
Welcome back to slop liive
Wish I hadn't been raised to be such a romantic fool.I really can't handle the modern world, lads. I'm 29 and completely incapable of navigating the landscape of dating.How are sensitive men who value intelligence, culture and chivalry meant to date or have sex? Anyone else suffer from this problem?
*approaches the thread*
>>216428595Over for me
>>216428606when you become a wizard u can touch her with YOUR weird black tendrils in WEIRD ways
zoomer fashion is a bit strange
>>216428788Youre living in a fairy tale and the men you believe valued the same things as you either never existed, or had their marriages arranged.
>>216428532ask her if she likes natalia poklonskaya
>>216428788what's the problem exactly? give an example
>>216428766
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eh16Th_XtA
Quite creepy how Apple facially analyse all of your photos. Can't even be disabled. What the fuck man
>>216428788everyone values those things you arrogant wanker.
>>216428788get on hinge and talk about love island with some stupid woman and then SHAG HER
>>216428788>romantic>speaking of having sex with someone you're casually dating
>>216428878no wonder i get so many plastic surgery adverts
>>216428844Maybe. God I'm a fucking fool.>>216428850Women don't value these things in men. I just don't know how the hell I'm meant to get into a relationship. Unless you're a confident, outgoing chad you have no chance.>>216428879Then why I am a virgin at 29?
>>216428967>Then why I am a virgin at 29?because you're a pathetic self-loathing man of inaction. nothing to do with being a romantic, or people not valuing the same things you do. you're just a mong, simple as. grow up
>>216428967give this a read see what you think
>telling a virgin to read a book on the 'metaphysics of sex' so he can stop being virginalhowling
<---- escortmongs entire gimmick
>>216429027So how do I change it?
>>216429032um that's a naked lady
>>216429027He's not a real romantic due to him lamenting his virginity, real romantics care more about a loving relationship and view sex as some lesser thing which accompanies it
>>216429055it won't make him any less virginal but it might get him to shut up and stop whinging about it
>>216428836innit, it's all stuff i wore when i was a kid in the 2000s
the missus
>>216427736I hope it did not deal Liam Payne
when's the last time you cleaned your room?
eating poo poo shit
>>216428807'bergs on a mad one
anyone here have that screenshot of the chan post talking about incels obsessing over sex and self-improvement is completely pointless because it essentially boils down to either having it, or not having it?
>>216429193best post itt and that includes my own
>>216429214which ones yours x
>>216429166Today. Deep clean too. Wbu
>>216429227doxxable info x
Charlie Kirk tugging his lil winky watching his wife twerk for JD Vance
>>216429142attention seeking bint
>>216429206sounds like an incellic post itself
>>216428788>romantic foolktim I've been having dreams of a wife and kids since I was in secondary school like an actual girl. I have kissed a lot of women though.
>>216429243charlie's dead mate didn't you hear
>>216429142Perfect thighs.
>Donald Trump’s Son Dating Male Dancer: ‘Total Nonsense’ — Insider
>>216429078Of course I want a loving relationship.I didn't want to lose my virginity to an escort, I wanted to have a girlfriend, I wanted to love someone and be loved, I wanted to be normal. I just never had the confidence as a teenager, and it continued into adulthood. I missed out on every developmental milestone.I just cracked under the pressure of it all. I turned 29 a few months ago and I realised that I basically have to resort to seeing escorts or I'll never experience kissing, intimacy, sex etc. I've never been overweight, I don't think I'm ugly, I just never learnt how to flirt, how to be open around women. I have to face the reality that unless a miracle happens, I'll likely never have a family. I thought I had suppressed these feelings but clearly I haven't.I just feel lost.
>>216429166took the bins out today for the first time in weeksstill got probably 40 empty wine bottles in my wardrobe which i need to get rid of though
>>216429341You shagged an escort you're not a romantic you're a manwhore and you certainly don't value chivalry as you claim
>>216429363what were you keeping them for
>>216429421got anxiety about taking them out to the bins
yol-dotsmithy boymoney my squadcheck it manyo, safe wee!wah wah wee wah!yodon't give a fuck if im on the miccos im just like (?) go for the strikeman look at the boys just sitting on the garage (yes boys!)that's it man cos you know you'll get pard
me own fookin ingerland cam on
>>216429421can use them as piss bottles
how did the football go today then
>>216428788>chivalryyou're an atheist, why do you care?
>>216429386I told you, I cracked. I was against the idea of an escort for many years, but my mentality changed a few months ago. I had to face the reality that it was see an escort or die a virgin.I treated her very respectfully, she complimented me and said I was very kind and polite. I confessed to her I was a virgin. I couldn't get hard because I was nervous and anxious. Laugh at me all you want. I am probably pathetic, but I deeply want to lose my virginity to her, she's a very attractive woman who has many personality traits that I love, and I will be going back to see her again.
>>216429469grim, shitty won and newcastle lost
>>216429439Thought you were doing a thing where you added a syllable to each line, but you ruined it.
>/brit/'s current swede >a fookin matgeek hater
at least rorkes keeping busy
>>216429206
>>216429569it's over
>>216429569nice one>>216429062see above
nth for the holodem
Got drunk and spent 300 quid on counter strike skins
>>216429564howlingwish he'd also mimed the dumb look on Charlie's face as the life was draining out of his body
>>216429564Is this real or another fake sign languager?
>>216429628mate yesterday afternoon i was on diazepam and bought 30 books on amazon
That video of that rorke fella getting into an argument with his parents was cringe all around. But his dad saying "you will not win this war" or whatever will have to be the cringiest bit
>>216429569brutal trvke
>>216429628>>216429651Thank you for supporting the arts.
>>216429516Seems like you're responding as if that refutes what I said when it doesn't and I'm not laughing at you and I don't view anyone as pathetic seems like an egotistical thing someone would do, wondering if that's what you'd want though seems like you may be depraved and sexually into this. If you're genuine I'd now abandon your wishes of an actual romantic relationship after you shagging an escort unless you have a proper revelation about your real desires. If you were actually serious about a loving relationship and not just shagging you'd have put your efforts elsewhere and not with an escort service
hate having an office jobcan't spend my free time at a desk comfortably because I'm at a desk 40 hours a week anyway
>>216429684what do you do
the incel has fallen in love with a prostitute lmao
>>216429651I’ve done that as well when drunk, just buying tons of second hand books for like 50p to 4 quid and having them all turn up at once. PS2 games as well.
>>216429668He's referring to the race war.
>>216429712work in an office
>>216429668shut the fuck up you parasite
Britain right now
>>216429726It's just very weird for a leftymong dad to say something like that. It's rorkian language surely. No cockwombling or what have you
>>216429714compulsive buyingtoil during drugtoil is a new thing i ve gotten up to a few timeslast time i bought these creps for 400 quids
Absolute geezer
>>216429650what do you think mate
>>216429789Dunno. I don't know sign language.
A look into yank politics
bored
>>216429830sorry i'm deaf so i can't read your post
>>216429762I have brought you up for 20 years, what the fuck have you become
>>216429827post the fodenbunny
the 'SMRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUKDnDwAuS0
>>216427582>>216429900
>what the fuck have you become>nothingsays it all really
are hoffy on a mad one
sargom of akkad says the brown biomass will kill us alltomorrow
Action not words. This week we have:Secured 20,000 jobs across our country through our deal with Türkiye.Strengthened renters’ rights through Awaab’s Law. Increased support for 6 million households by extending the Warm Home Discount.Carried out the largest crackdown on illegal workers in British history.That's national renewal.
can hear a buzzing noise
>>216429842Foy
>>216429927I watched this recently. Terrible ending.
>>216429246*andrew tate voice* aren't all females?
>>216429927this a comedy? like burn after reading?
>Türkiye
>>216429842
>>216429727X is owned by a billionaire who has changed the algorithms so that his personal opinions get amplified, while things he doesn't like get hidden
The potential fat gf is waiting for me.
>>216429927what show's this
>>216430015The X Files
>>216430015Saw VI
Malcolm Guite sex arse
Can't believe Christmas isn't far off
>>216429923hahaahahahahahahaha fodenbunny
>>216430015only fools and horses
Lads. please sign this petition to stay on BST all year around, I fucking hate GMT so much, the dark evenings are so shit.>https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/739222
>>216430055you can save it if you want :)
>>216430053I'm counting down to Halloween myself.
That's Rorke done then
>>216430053used to make these at the stupid prod church
>>216430028cheers mate>>216430034>>216430060grow up
>>216430088and then get fiddled at the catholic one after?
>>216430006What's your problen with those trending articles
>>216430066>Created by Amir Hussain moni's fucking tired of this clock nonsense
>>216430087left looks perfect imagine the peace and quiet without immigrants
>>216430087wish a bomb would go off there
oughit looms
>>216430066hitcho will be foaming at the mouth when he sees this
toil looms on the morrow
At the museum.
Awaab's law is very important, thank you Labour
it cooms
>>216430130horrible ugly thing
>>216430128Ustaše lad…not cool
>>216430158aw what? that's a cute little creature
What amazes me is when those single mothers write long posts about 'constantly being rejected by guys for having a mixed kid', as it tacitly implies that they are now only dating white men.By all means have your interracial relationship, but make your choice and stick to it.
>>216430097we didnt have a catholic church in our village so had to make do
>>216430158seals are cute af
we're all monkeys on a flying rock in space rorke
>>216430145>THE LEFT BIBLElmao m8 u wot
>By all means have your interracial relationship, but make your choice and stick to it.rorke grins smugly, in his smelly incel lair"those femoids simply cannot keep up with my intellect"
>>216430088I've never seen that, as someone who went to catholic school wtf is that orange impaled with sweets on sticks
got no mates or anything
>>216430171>enter a relationship with a black man>hear things about them but say it's racist>get the shit beaten out of you and left a single mother>realise what you heard was right so try and find a white man>nobody wants a single mother with a black child
>>216430214me legging it for the loo when it's mid /brit/ thread and I realise I'm touching cloth
>>216430217christingle
>>216430217https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChristingleApparently it comes from the Moravian church
I'm a well-known banditheard a new mash just landedcop it, chop it, sand it, hand it
>>216428626sweaty nonce
>>216430145>the left bible
>>216430233gay little monkey
leftypol doing time at Rörkeschwitz
>>216430214little fag horse
>>216430234>hear things about them but say it's racist>get the shit beaten out of you and left a single mothermental that that's literally how they think
>>216428606who is this woman? I must marry her
>>216430297your horible
i don't mind if i stay a virgin for the rest of my life. not like anyone will know.
Watching football. The Bengals are getting their asses kicked as per.
>>216430297
>>216430318little fag shouldnt be prancing around like that
>>216430295why did this fat faggot go to russia to argue with the guy telling fags they cant have pride parades?it was on swedish tele years ago
>>216430295he's just a 38 year old boy! it's sick i tell you. he was only 28 when they got married for god's sake
>>216430324God will, and you will be rewarded.
>>216430145Lol so true
>>216428606She's gorgeous but probably shags dogs
NEW>>>/hm/2688154>>>/hm/2688154>>>/hm/2688154
>>216430087i thought we were all immigrants though?
>>216430311thebookleo
>>216430361
>>216430361early new do not migrate janny will deal with this one
fuckin lil fuckin uhhhfuckin rorke
>>216430264>>216430265kek that's weird I wonder if that's related to why we put tangerines inside of stockings at Christmas, well at least we do that in my family>>216430285a (you) because I enjoyed this post
>>216430361this is not very wexit umdiepio...
>>216430379fanny shmelar did NOT like this one
>>216430145
>>216430389>>216430389>>216430389New
>>216430361it not right
>>216430361Rorke on the pervitin
>>216430171>>216430234
>>216430361poo smells?
>>216430145kek
>>216430373I guess they mean before modern immigration
