>>216416271 prev
>>216427718sex with left
The psyop to attract back Mexicans and turn them into bakers has been a smashing success.
The second box of ogre miniatures is arriving today, still no bases :(
>>216427913bread making sissy hypno
>>216427913they do the jobs we dont want to do
>>216427940Dragonfly/Intelcom are usually pretty reliable IMO, those jeets can hustle.
>redeem game on Microsoft store instead of steam>game doesn't start
>>216428079DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>216428079what game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m8Ln1yqeJE
>>216428222i used to binge his videos a couple years ago but stopped after someone said that hes paying jeets to overreact in his newest videos
>Hear english in anime >HERRO darkuness mai oldo fren I hab cum to talk with you again
exploring idaho in google maps
>>216428330I should plan a trip out there on my bike. I'd bet it's a cool ride across the state to coeur d'alene or somewhere
hate toiling, spend my days off bored and restless. the jews are to blame
>>216428385It's not
>>216428153Silk Song. I got a black screen after selecting the language. Already fixed it by restarting the gamingservices.exe process.
>>216428487why didnt you buy it on steam
momberg went out....so i called her to look for eggnog
>>216428586Call her a bitch when she comes back
>>216428639shant
picked up my phone and the simulation admin made it fly out of my hand and sail through the air in an arc and slam into the floor on its top right corner.
>>216427913what are you talking about?
>>216428507I used Microsoft Rewards monies. I like to mindlessly farm computer points. I buy from Steam normally.
>>216428385bike (motorized) or bike (pedal)?
>bang for a few months 50 years ago>Why are WMAF like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuwfe3DRJzE&list=RDWuwfe3DRJzE&start_radio=1
>>216428731Motorized>>216428486What makes you say that?
grandmaberg is not coming over today I WANT MY PRESENT
>>216428778you gotta kill yourself
>>216428679https://youtu.be/qhDl2RtGidI?si=dehnQG_5VhrpoFDU&t=50s
>>216428778is it your birthday?
>>216428824how about i kill you instead
>>216428778at least you have one
>>216428853it was on halloween
>>216428777Just wanted to say something that irritates you so you can insult me and possibly make laugh
I’m about to have a nigger chimp out
>>216428847for me it always lands in the crevice between the sink and toilet where I keep the plunger.
>>216428936same
>>216428917
>>216428889>spooky birthdaynice
>>216425171looks like i was right
>>216428889My wife's birthday is also on halloween
I went to Olive Garden today for the first time in my life cuz I had a gift card
>>216429006she is meant for me
>>216429024How was it?
imagine being a NEET with a birthday on Halloween, life is funnily ironic.
>>216429084good but i found a pubic hair in my tortellini
>>216428768
>>216429084Lets just say I no longer have a desire to travel to Italy to sample the cuisine
>>216429003You were lucky or you were unlucky
jewish joke, circa 1900: A zionist is someone who wants to ship other people off to palestine
>>216429096Whats ironic about it
My license plate says fresh but my jersey says shit stained
Planning on starting a bauxite mine in Arkansas
>>216429125I didn't even get a "fuck off". No idea why she gave me her number.
>>216429159Halloween is the holiday where you go to huge parties with your friends and drink out of a keg, but you're a NEET who was posting in /cum/ on Halloween.
>>216429208i didnt post here on halloween
>>216429184Just don't sell to china
Bro doesn't understand the concept of irony
>>216429186she gave you the number to a suicide hotline
>>216429231I already have a no Chinese allowed sign made
>>216429186To get you to go away or stop bugging her. I mean it's hardh but that's the reality of it. I've had it bad once before, too, where some girl was just trying to sell me a phone and acted like she was very interested and even gave me her number and accepted a date. But when the time came she just ignored and told me she had a boyfriend and why are you even messaging me.
>>216429110Gross>>216429120That good huh?
you fellas every been to a massage?
>>216429286Based
Chipotle was good until they raised the prices too high
>>216429325I have a few times
>>216429325i get a massage from a gay guy every 3 weeks
>>216429325Went to a massage place in thailand once with my navy buddies. It was one of the more legit ones, not just a front for prostitution. The massage did nothing for me desu, but one of my other buds asked his masseuse to jeek him off at the end which was kinda weird
>>216429369yeah where the FUCK do they get off charging 14 dollars for a burrito it’s beans and rice
>>216429369burger king is the only affordable slophouse these days.
I think I'll get tacobell.
In high school I was actually autistically good at sports (basketball, volleyball, and badminton) and the coach was always pissed that I got bullied off the teamI always showed up to practice and just went fucking ham on my drills.
>>216429370>>216429375>>216429381I've never been, I think I might go next week, I've been feeling a bit tense, got recommended a very good one supposedly.
>>216429435Based, I used to play soccer a lot, was in a team for a few years ( I was fat btw lol ) but I was good.
>>216429435Same, but with everything I do. I think us hard working autists just aren't well received.
Maybe I will sample Moe’s southwest grill sometime
I prefer white women desu
IGNORE ALL BRAZILIAN POSTS YOU CAN BE A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM
>>216428385I drove through the state once. It's cool. The terrain is strange it looks western but still green I stopped at this state park that goes up this small mountain and the view was breathtaking Makes you imagine what it must have been like for the original pioneers
>>216429557Of course but there's a lot of hotties from different ethnicities.
Are US cities burning soon due to EBTmageddon?
increase jeet hatred. daily.
>>216429325I go to a Nuru massage salon every 2 months. It's alright, it really makes you forget your tensions for like 4 days or so. The first time I didn't get hard so she really had to work to make me cum, but in subsequent visits I am less and less nervous and have had no problems.
>>216429599you have 1 last chance to stop replying to brazilian or im never talking to you ever again
I am the alpha and the Omega the Chad and the Virgin the tranny and the chud
>>216429631What's a nuru massage? A sexual massage? >>216429633But that's the brazilian from brazil? Why does that bother you?
>>216429631She suck your dick?
>>216428385>coeur d'aleneunironically a gathering place for aryan nation and other skinheads.
Let’s see what’s on TikTok
>>216429685hes making the same dogshit posts as the other brazilians please stop giving them attention
whites the dont deny the holocaust are not white
>>216429588>>216429633cope
coeur d'alene ain't that where them firefighters got shot
>>216429435something that nobody ever tells you is that you can't be too good at anything unless you're your own boss. otherwise the men around you will conspire against you.
Psyopped
>>216429685It's a type of massage based on corporal contact with some time of massage oil>>216429688Just a handjob. My guess is that if you're very hot, some will actually want to suck your dick. I am a 7/10 so I haven't been that lucky.
>>216429691erm based now I'm gonna go twice as hard
>>216429808"That was a mistake", don't worry about it.
>>216429289>To get you to go away or stop bugging her.I'm pretty bad with social situations, but I'm not THAT bad. She didn't want me to just go away. Maybe she already has a boyfriend, or maybe she met some other guy who's better looking than me, but you'd think she'd at least tell me so if that was the case.
>>216429786>otherwise the men around you will conspire against you.Women do it too. I've experienced that in workplaces It's natural cause it makes them look bad when a new guy shows up and solves everything easily. they look bad by comparison
I stunt on these hoes
>>216429821>corporal contactJust say body massage jeeez. I googled it. Apparently they are doing this in my area lol. But I'm not going to that.
>>216429884Pussy
>>216429821>a type of massage based on corporal contactWhat does that mean she presses her body against you
I’m subhuman
Is that nuru massage from porn where the woman rubs her lubed body all over you a real thing
>>216429918Hey now that you mention it...
>>216428385I've been to CDA many times cause I used to live in Spokanistan for college.if you're the dirtbike guy there's tons of cool trails near Wallace, ID up by the old silver mines. Lots of cool stuff up north by Pend D'oreille as well
>>216429893I'm not giving a $100 for a handjob or a titjob from some old hoe. Good whores here are expensive.
i'm glad this site is dying, hope mods realize its their fault
My favorite canadian slang is calling someone getting punched / knocked out getting "dummied"
>>216429899>Nuru massage involves slathering the body with a slippery mucus like substance derived from seaweed. The recipient of the massage is covered with the product and the person performing the massage then commences to rub their entire body all over the other persons body using every part to gyrate and contort into every imaginable position to give as much pleasure as possibleHow is this not just sex? So she rubs her entire naked body all over yo u but you can't penetrate? Sounds torturous
it smells like gay sex in here
>>216430027NEED to be massaged like this while caged
>>216430027>Sounds torturousright?
>>216429956Yes I had one at Annies Soapy in Bangkok like a decade ago
>>216430005the west has fallen
>>216430065lel
>>216430058Imagine leaking for hours with no relief
is it just that fapping is bad in and of itself, or is it just fapping to porn specifically? if I am able to conjure *healthy* fantasy type scenarios in my head and fap to them, that's okay? or is it the act itself regardless of how you do it.
>>216430045How do you know what that smells like
>>216430022it isn't
>>216430126Porn is bad for you mentally. I feel so much better after I stopped watching it. I just go by memories and what not.
Listening to medieval icelandic music. Makes me feel like a cool mysterious wanderer rather than the loser I amhttps://youtu.be/PJlGFDLuL9o
>>216430134i've been places
Seems I’ve caused a befuddlement with my racist football statement
>>216430160Are you the Iceland anon
>>216430126as long as you dont have porn induced erectile dysfunction it's fine
>>216430180No I just like medieval icelandic and Scandinavian music
>>216430149>t. subhuman janny
how much for a slice of pepperoni pizza in your cunt? in herzegovina it's 4BAM
My penis fell off because of porn
>>216430180Has he posted since his flight, he said he had a female pilot and was afraid of crashing.
>>216430226Tf is bam? Here maybe like 3-4$
>>216430226you used to be able to get a whole pizza for $5 from little caesars
>>216430149Stop replying to Brazilians please
>>216430227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Amerigo Vespucci
I put out on the first date
>>216430226No idea. A 15 inch costs $10-15 usually.
New captcha is too hard
>>216430287We should rename our cunt to the United States of Donald I don't want my nation named after some dago
>>216430258You still can get one for $5 here
>>216430335Retard alert
One slice of cheese pizza is $5 at the local pizza joint
what would be the potential backlash if i spiritually attacked a corrupt politician
>>216430422Brian...
I still haven't made pizza with my new pizza stone. Maybe this week.
>>216430422Total spiritual warfare on you
It's all so grim
Do you think I would survive if I got ideological asylum in Russia?
>>216430455make sure to send a pic to your friends in the /cum/gen
>>216430547You'll get stabbed by a Chechen and left to die
>>216430467they can't get to me. i have the power of god on my side.
What have you read so far this year, /cum/?*inhales*AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAWait wait... I think I know the answer: NOT SHIT LMFAO
I looked up nuru massage in my areaLooks like it's just away for actual prostitutes to advertise themselves legally online
Some Bosnian operates a store in my town that sells groceries from Europe, I haven’t been in because I won’t give my money to Muslims
I really hope EU 5 is good after Battleslop I really need a win.
>>216430555Of course
>>216430607They have the power of gods and demons you can't even begin to comprehend on their side
>>216430621In my high school there was an Albanian who was very brown. It was surprising because I assumed all eastern euros are white I guess not
Where's the icelandic anon who lives in colombia?
>>216430628Fell for it again award
>>216430618Yeah, same here. And they look busted or are gypsies or don't show a picture.
>>216427718are those natives
>>216430680He said he's traveling to Venezuela to meet his Internet gf
Mcnuggets are good but they taste like shit if you reheat them in the microwave
>>216430680He said he's flying like 12 hours ago, said it was a female pilot. He's alright there's no plane crashes from Colombia in the news.
>>216430647satan is my patron demon. i walk both the dark and light path. i've also made a blood pact with elemental forced of nature.
>>216430779>forcedforces*
>>216430741When I microwave food it smells weird. I regret buying mine, it just takes space.
>>216430779There will be no traces of your body or soul when they are done with you
>>216430844the illuminati are retarded subhumans who let themselves get possessed by chaotic entities for temporary earthly gain. unlike them i actually pursue spiritual evolution.
>>216430963I made this once. But I fucked up the crust.
i shit on illuminati incels
>>216431006was tasty thoughverbeisteinberg
Called tranny a man on x.com and got some yous
i can't eat carbs
>>216431117based
>>216431110that looks good
i was planning on making a pact to get big in the music industry but i've since pivoted career paths. now i just wanna live off passive income and spend my days lounging on nude beaches on the mediterranean coast.
>>216431206This looks like Spain
People always complain about cancel culture but the only true victims of it are Ellen Degenerate and Joss Whedon
>>216431253it's portugal. but i wouldnt mind retiring in spain.
Ridiculous (and false) concepts such as "racism", "anti-semitism", "Islamophobia", and "homophobia" will one day be viewed by people how we view Leprechuans, dryads, and fairies: myths and fables that have no basis in reality.
>>216431315>Portugalfuck I was close All the mediterranean countries are great. I have a biased towards Greece, haven't been in Portugal but it looks great.
>>216428079DO NOT REEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMM
hate my family as much as i love them. degenerate drug addict white trash scum. i only love them because i'm forced to. i hate them for everything else
>>216429369the whole point was that they were being ethical with the sources of food animals or whatever, but I don't see them advertising that anymore
grandma and grandpa came through big time with the birthday gift!!!!
>>216429786 >>216429846frfr even people's parents and family does that shit
>>216431543Ben Franklin was based.
cleaned my ears out. it hadn't been that long since i had, but still feels good.
>>216431543>grandparents are still aliveunderage
>>216431610My grandma has a couple of great-great-grandkids.
>>216431610Both my grandpas died in their late 60s
>>216431606If you're not supposed to use q-tips to clean your ears what are you supposed to use?
Kinda bizarre to think your grandma probably sucked dicks in her time
you wanna go to applebees and have a couple appetizers
>>216431322My racism is real I don't appreciate you denying it
>>216431728yeah, what can we eat at applebees?
I could never hug an emuif it tried to bite me or something and I flinched it's curtains
(most) people aren't meant to live past 70
>>216431800For me it's the honorable Shoebill. They bow to you and look very cool and make than AK-46 noise with their beaks.
>>216431844AK-47*
americans are rich, even the poor oneswhich makes us spoiled, lazy, selfish, and retarded
>>216431688i just moisten a bit of TP and use my finger. cause yeah, i've heard that too, and my hearing is terrible already, so i definitely don't want to damage it further.
>>216431800we're lucky birds are dignified and don't attack us often. crows and ravens could easily pluck eyes out if they wanted to. imagine what a bird of prey could do
Business owners need to be fined for hiring illegals
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>216431900名Hイwould knock a bird tf out of the sky if it tried to attack me
>>216431914I had one of those cool Korean coffees in the bag
>>216431844
my fweaking ps vita only came with the charger block and not the cable and now I'm sitting here waiting for the cable like a fool
>>216431900These fuckers are descended from raptors have razorsharp claws and can easily rip you to shreds
>>216431909I reported my former employer to ICE , feelsgood doing my part
>>216431948Imagine having one as a pet. Every morning you bow to each other. Everyone thinks you are shooting guns in your back yard but it's just this fella walking out.
>>216429110classic Olive Garden experience, you really got the whole 9 yards.
>>216431982Very based
>>216431948
Lmfao DESERVED!
>>216432045why did the cia destroy this country with mkultra induced insanity bros
>>216432045before you get ragebaited the negro got the food before anyone got it and he got arrestedbut you can still get mad because he basically got a slap on the wrist and still got out early
>>216431930sup Ming Hi
>>216432084Reminds me of the reddit troons who went over to fight for pookraine and the ukraines just sent them to the front lines immediately so they'd die and they wouldn't have to deal with them anymore lol
>>216432103They should've made him eat every single item he poisoned. That would've been a punishment to fit the crime.
>>216432107that's 日本語 (nihongo, or "Japanese" for you crackers) fucknigga
Spent 50 dollars for 13min of go karting award
>>216432125Controversial opinion but both people on those sides deserve to die.
>>216432141nah it's chinese and I caught you, chinese spy
i can understand men wanting to go to war in theory but in reality modern warfare is so removed from any sovl that you'd have to be an idiot to want to take part for anything other than material benefits (money or whatever else can be offered to you)even if you're the one operating the drone instead of being blown up by it, there's no valor in that
>>216432103>but you can still get mad because he basically got a slap on the wrist and still got out earlywow NOW I'm raging, imagine letting that piece of shit out
>>216432181You see the thing that pisses me off is that they have no loyalty to their motherland in the first place.
>>216432169Saying this on /k/ last year was the fastest way to get 30 replies calling you a russian shill + a 3 day ban since jannies were all reddit troons supporting the war. The board was literally unusable for about 6 months.
How about the brothaland
>>216432213Latrell stop posting your name you fool
It gets funnier
>>216432125Sounds like cope desu senpai
>>216432207wonder why they astroturfed /k/ of all places
>>216432221Real Niggaistan ong *fire emoji*
Would you ever try meth
>>216432181Go to Papa New Guinea if you want trad warfare https://youtu.be/bjZCTGnrjf4
>>216432254it was the easiest place to have threads that were "plausible" as on topic. they're still doing it now but I think 4chan admin staff must've cracked down and purged the janny ranks. there's still usually 2-3 obvious shill threads on page 1 at any given time, but they're easy enough to ignore and don't slide legitimate threads now.
>>216432269I think I had it once but I snorted it without knowing.
>>216432269Naw
>>216432269only for a girl like this
>>216432293feel like after the sharty hack the jannies maybe were a little more cautious idk. I don't really go to /k/ ever but seems like it's a pretty low traffic board?
>>216432308grim
should i spend my birthday money on a ps vita? my parents told me to buy clothes with it but they can use their own money on that
>>216432308Can we get a progress photo after 2 months or nah?
>>216432341how do you not feel ashamed of yourself?
>>216432341I'm eager to play mineI finished my psp and ps vita exclusive spreadsheets earlier>>216432349idk bitch check her profile in 2 months
>>216432369what do i have to be ashamed of
>>216432341Just buy a sex toy retard
>>216432330it used to be a pretty fast board. it has about a dozen regular generals that stay up, some more popular than others, but overall it was a fairly popular place prior to the shill invasion. ever since that happened traffic dropped off steeply. i think it was partially due to a ton of users getting banned for "off topic" when they'd tell an obvious shill thread to fuck off, or for not actively promoting Ukraine in every thread and they'd say you're "trolling".i once watched a clearly NSFW gore webm of a russian getting blown up by a drone. I asked who the soldier dying was because i didn't know their uniforms, instantly met with a dozen replies call me a vatnigger and then a 3 day ban a few minutes later.
oh fuk m8
>>216432341When parents say that is because they are telling you you dress like shit and probably the reason you aren't bringing girls to the house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc4EFXQ7d_M
>>216432441no its because i always complain about not having nice clothes
>>216432395how old are you? entirely grown nigga and your parents are still buying your clothes. i’m signing you up for 5 years of military service
>>216432480you sound pretty whiny
>>216432370should i get the ps vita oled or the regular one?
trawling through crack-user reddit is ironically sobering
>>216432447boomers really are insufferable, i expect Las Vegas is going to experience a massive implosion in the next 20 years since millennials and gen z don't have the money to prop it up nor do they care for the cringe style of theater and show
>>216432509is there a picture of this specimen
>>216432509>I have my shit together>*Gets fired from 8th line cook job this year*>*Owes crack dealer money*
>>216432505they need to stop giving me reasons to complain >>216432503i have rods in my back i am disqualified
>>216432506idk I don't really care about graphicsI just got the cheapest good quality one I could find and ended up with a pch-2001 slim>>216432546
>>216432509It can be done functionally, but you gotta be careful, of course it can get outta hand pretty quickly.
>>216432583yikes
>>216432583
>>216432583Fat
>>216432583im afraid of buying it and some ebay scumbag sends me a scuffed piece of shit
Back from tacobell.
>>216432644what did you order?
>>216432564That's a fairly small amount of line cook jobs for an average crackhead, I'd say?
can't post the full thing obv but anyways I'd hit idgaf>>216432632check reviews and look at picturesuse your noggin
I love Elle
>substence that destroys the life of everyone that touches it>you can watch it in real time by going outside in most cities>literally guaranteed to destroy your health and your personal life>yet droves of brain dead retards think "ya but it won't happen to me plus it's fun"Why are they like this
Supposedly the shutdown end date got leaked
>>216432686Her ass is deli bueno.
>>216432699SHUTITDOWN
>People in /CUM/ only ever want to have sex with Mexican womenHow is it that Mexican women have captivated both Canadian and American men?
>>216432697they are victims of their own making and that's why I don't feel sorry for them. same with people who have gambling addictions or who are gay. you choose your poison and accept the consequences.
how many "I can save her" s do you think a chick like this gets
>>216432697Because there's something wrong underneath, I hate to use this gay word but "trauma" (puke). For the most part....some people just party too hard and then get hooked.
>>216432752"I can enable her in exchange for pussy"
>>216432752>18>that hairline rough
>>216432726Turn it on*
>>216432747Same desu. It feels very much to me like gambling addicts, as in it stems from the same arrogance born of ignorance mentality, wo disgustingly short sighted that I can't help but despise them
>>216432807
>>216432807it's not an addiction if your upt. up from gambling
>>216432752She's fuckin ugly dude
I put a parlay on Cuomo
>>216432862I'm not saying she's a 10/10 but I am saying I would have sex with this woman
>>216431322incel hands typed this post>>216431523go no contact
Day 2 of NNN is almost complete.
>>216432925I'm sure there's hotter ones in that subreddit.
juat found out tabasco sauce is cajun and not mexican
>>216432941You got this bro
>>216432943yeah probably but bpd bitches have a special je ne sais quio
>>216432837You're only up until you're down, thoughbeit
>>216432987yes they shoot you in the face at 3am while you're sleeping
>>216432989that's what I thought when I was down but then I got back up
>>216432981I thought it came from tobasco
Arms still sore from Friday
Subway is better than Jersey Mike’s but not Firehouse subs
i will fap on november 30th to remove any sense of vanity i might feel from completing "not nut november"
cajun people are honorary brown people. the only whites who season their food.
>>216432939lol incel freak thinking he's fooling people
>>216433062my penis is still sore from you jerking me off
>>216433110Next time I'll use my mouth
>>216433102>honoraryno way they avoided mixing with the demographics of louisiana
Pinching and rubbing my nut sack to alleviate the itch
>>216432981It's made on a family run compound in the swamp completely surrounded by a mote too. They grow their own peppers, ferment them, process them, etc. and have for generations. Part of me suspects they engage in satanic incestuous blood letting rituals, probably killing black people as sacrifices to the devil who imparts the spice in their sauce. Tobasco Island is a bizarre tale.
>>216433129those would be the creole people
>>216433170Squeeze your balls hard
>>216433170slippery slope, do it too much and you'll rub it raw and it'll sting afterwards
Bitch ass niggas seriously not gonna make a new?
never understood 'new thread anxiety'live and let god, i say
Ok I guess I'll have to handle this. *Sharp whistle* threadcuck. Post the new. Now.
>>216433275>>216433275
>>216433236Make Latrell do it that nigga lazy af
>>216430258Still can even in California