Tell me about Czechia. I'm interested in it lately. What are Czechs like? They shared a country with the Germans for 800 years, what's their relationship like now? They're Western Slavs like the Poles, what's their relationship like? Also what do you guys think of Jan Zizika? I just learned about him, he's kinda like a Czech Robin Hood, but real.
>>216441612Pretty chill. They just talk funny and drink beer. Mostly friendly.
>>216441612I'm not Czech, but I'll try to explain a few things from my Polish perspective.>What are Czechs like?They are cuddly gnomes who share the same freedom values with Americans (guns, weed). They are probably the most respected Slavic diaspora in the U.S. even though not as recognizable as Poles.>They shared a country with the Germans for 800 years, what's their relationship like now?Dunno about Germans, but I'm sure they see Austrians (who are technically Bavarian Germans) as the culturally closest people to them. Prague mogs Vienna in many ways, btw.>They're Western Slavs like the Poles, what's their relationship like?Like between Lithuanians and Latvians if we excluded Slovakia. We were close as fuck in the Middle Ages until we decided to colonize and catholize Eastern Europe. Nowadays, we try to make up for lost time to be close again (Slovaks betrayed us by joining Russia's happy circle of friends along with Hungarians).>Also what do you guys think of Jan Zizika?Based nigga. He fought along us during the Battle of Grunwald.Pic related is the Czech Texans.
>>216442834>Slovaks betrayed us by joining Russia's happy circle of friends along with HungariansI think you didn't notice what happened recently in Czechia, they have chuds in power too.
>>216441612>They're Western Slavs like the Poles, what's their relationship like?we worship them and see them as our better brothers and best friendsthey ignore us and pretend they have nothing in common with usit's pretty much like Turkey-Pakistan relationship
>>216441612fuck off we're full.
>>216441612https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NueJsN2luA
>>216441612don't mention uswe are full and want to be left alone
>>216444805i heard Sudetenland is rapidly depopulating and Czechs BEG immigrants to come in en masse to repopulate it
I'm a rare polish pepik hater, fuck them
>>216442834>>216444831what's with this pole stalker in every single czech thread? creepy asf
>>216444861we worship you
>>216441612I still don't understand why there's only one Czech poster on the whole of /int/
Often times I really fucking hate this place because the majority of people here are just so fucking passive and boring, and yet cinical towards anything slightly unfamiliar, almost like they have been kept closed up their whole lives in some "inclosure" or barn, I really don't know how else to explain it. Sometimes it doesn't even feel like you live in the "heart" of Europe, but more like in some bumfuck nowhere in Kazakhstan when it comes to availability of stuff you could normally buy anywhere else in Europe, presumably just because the people here just don't give a fuck about anything and will put up with practically anything. The few positive things I can at least say about this place is relatively easy acess to a gun license, pretty good and cheap weed, low crime rate, and you barely ever see jeets or negros even in Prague (except the jeet tourists). The public transport is also pretty good.
>>216444947aside from an incel chud like myself we are too busy getting drunk and enjoying orgies on beer
>>216444976Is it true Czech women have massive tits?
>>216442834Do Czechs who move to America go to Texas because the flag looks a bit like theirs?
They're extremely racist and seclusive It's mostly whiteThey are annoyed by Ukrainians but tolerate themThey hate browns They tolerate the Vietnamese diasporaThey hate german drunksThey look down on Slovaks They really hate Russians for a long timeThey'll teach you Czech but expect you to learn it fast if you aren't a touristThey love to scam tourists Their ticket system is redundant and retarded They don't want to be called slavs or eastern europeans, they fully expect to be called western or central europeanFood is really bland, couldn't eat it regularly
>>216444976Where do the rest of you go to shitpost?
>>216444403That's Slovakia you retard
>>216444966>live in a paradise on earth>reeee i hate it for these *irrelevant reasons* i suffer here take me out pls why are firsties like this
>>216445054you're all the same funny little pepiks to us
>>216441612I only know of Jan Zizka and the Anor Londo cathedral.
>>216444805>we are full and want to be left aloneStop acting like you're some kind of Switzerland, because you're not and will never be.>>216444861>creepy asfNot our fault you, guys, are cute and funny. Now, write something silly in Czech, Jiří, that I could understand without even trying.
>>216444947there are 3-4 somehow active
>>216445239>Stop acting like you're some kind of Switzerland, because you're not and will never be.they are better than Switzerland
>>216445054>>216445111>how to piss a Czech off in one easy step
>>216445008>tolerate the vietnameseyou mean the only diaspora that properly integrated? even zlovaks dont speak fluent czech, second generation (young) vietnamese (banana kids) do, theyre the best integrated group we could wish for>hate german drunksmore like british/israeli drunk gangs using prague as cheap pub>really hate russ*ansyes>expect you to learn czechyes, if you live in a country for years you should speaks its language>scam touristsjust overpricing shit in tourist areas, the same prices apply for local Pepiky which know to avoid it>slavswe are a mix of celts/slavs
>>216444966>relatively easy acess to a gun license, pretty good and cheap weedAmerica of Europe. If only you were more religious, though.
>>216447846you bumped this shitty thread from page 10, kill yourself you pepiklover from wykop pl
>>216447905No u.
Now I'm bumping from page 10 I want to hear more about Pepíks
>>216449452Same.
>>216441612I've been there once and my experience was very positive overall but their women are kinda busted. prague is the most beautiful city in the world but it's also covered in graffiti, so it's beautiful as long as you're looking up and not straight ahead.
>>216441612evil philippines
>>216449996Do you have many of them I'm your country?
>>216450360Not much. Only 7,818.
>>216445008Are you the guy who worked at a callcentre in Brno near the masaryk university campus?
