>sgt lujan us armie psyop postnings
>Mexican-made /cum/ threadLike seeing a white child at a Los Angeles elementary school
Gonna masturbate, please post gay porn in the thread thanks
Pass da gabagool
Doing bench press now. My fav lift.
bongo bongo mongo
>>216462057Me getting ready for dinner with boyfie
>>216462057I look like this
My only hope to make it is hyperleveraged crypto trading, fuck me
Dinner was gnocchi with squash
I'll start
>>216462092Fuck I should have dressed as him for Halloween, but not many people would know who I am.
Reminder that Bharat won
>>216462092always thought this was capt slow
>>216462130Nice, my father gave me an octopus today so that's what I'm making tomorrow, I kind of dread the smell when boiled in vinegar but it's one of my favorite things to eat.
>>216462150
>>216462110i hope something very lucky happens suddenly, and you get a wad big enough to rest on forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiMFvx43vpw
I can't play the guitar
>>216462170They're calling her the Sideshow Bob of rape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L9epO3tJT4
>>216462237haha she can't see him cuz he's a ghost!
>>216462260
I Billy Bob Thornton‘d your mom
>>216462185Bless youIt's really my only remaning hopium
https://youtu.be/p1YzOI3IsTQ?si=0y9NTme9T9Y5wYSB
Spent $120 at the tailor today I feel like I got raped
>>216462304What did it entail
>>216462304Why?
>>216462316I got a bunch of clothes hemmed >>216462324I want to look good
eating takeout from a former michelin star restauraunt
Did a parlay on the NYC mayorial thing
I tried to watch The Lobster today. Fell asleep half way through
InTheCrack.com
SonI sight a bullshit ban from /fit/ even though I've never been there, reset my shit and now I can post threads here, but not on my other board /tv/.Should I reset again and wait for that fucking countdown, or just be content with what I have?
>>216462355maybe you can use the proceeds to parlay yourself some bitchesNIGGAAAA
>>216462376Hoes like niggas with money. Your point is moot....BROKE ASS BOI
There are people in the US who get free groceries their whole life, that's nice.
>>216462343Oh sorry I read "I feel I got ripped" Yeah it's nice go to a tailor, good for you.
I know I'm not supposed to fap but I saw some PAWGs today and maaan....
>>216462402You know the groceries can be free for you too if you just run out of the store without paying
>>216462354>former michelin starinteresting, why did they take their star? What did you order?
>>216462403Thanks king
these first-person shooter replays... they carefully mark you out, "okay, here's you", i don't wanna see that again, man! it's bad enough it happened in the first place! hahaha man i suck at these
>>216462417Yea but then an Indian security guard will chase you
there are people in Canada who see adorable snow pups and smash their heads in
>>216462402amerimutts finance welfare for nogs kwabhttps://youtu.be/_BdXs6pB8xg?t=621
>>216462445Just shout "indoor plumbing and clean water". These concepts will confuse him
Keep meaning to rewatch turbo kid. Idk where I can even watch it anymore desu
>>216462462Kind of like how all of Canada has to pay for Quebec right?
>Indian immigration corruption scandal is starting to go public Canada is healing
>>216462505I don't understand why we don't let them secede and then invade them the next day and incorporate them back as a province without any special rights.
My onion powder smells bad
>>216462503says it's on tubi.
>>216462530Is it expired? If it smells moldy throw it away.
>>21646251475% of the study permits from India are being rejected too now.
Soy lowers testosterone and IDC what anyone says.
Option 1:Don't schedule an install for a suspension upgrade on my wife's forester, can't use it for hauling motrcycleOption 2:Schedule an install for a suspension upgrade on my wife's forester. Spend 1500 dollars for no reason. Can haul my motorcycle with it
my cum powder smells like cum
>>216462545Is this Trump's fault somehow?
>>216462538>throw it awayIn this economy??
>>216462550>no reason You gave a reason though
>daylight savings time>doesn't save daylight
>>216462550Didn't ask
brazilians be like: i gotta get out of this muggy negrified crime ridden shithole! *moves to orlando*
>>216462548this has been deboonked
>>216462372Just reset your IP and cookies and you should be fine.
>>216462530toss it. if it smells weird, it'll taste weird, even if it doesn't make you sick.
>>216462582Quitter.
>>216462577Indians be like: I gotta get out of the shit filled streets of mumbai!! *shits in the streets of toronto instead*
women wish they had a mysterious stone cold incel like me for a bf
>>216462550>my wifeI fucked her.
>>216462571The 1500 dollars is just for the install itself, not the parts. It would be like 2500 total or thereabouts. It's for no reason because I could do it myself, but my wife is scared o algo
>>216462570Doesn't that cost like $2, I'm thinking of buying a dehydrator and making my own spices.
>>216462527@grok translate this image
>>216462596Same
PLEASE SENORS, A (YOU) FOR YOUR TROUBLES?
>>216462599Sounds like a huge pain in the ass You got the money?Treat yourself, King
>>216462642Senhors*
>2cm of snow Thursday
just watched this after putting it on my backlog like 12 years agobretty good stuff
Drinking black coffee
>>216462579Not really, more inclusive than anything else
>>216462657I love seeing those little fellas in the park.
>>216462657Damn, you cute, nigga.
>>216462657are you ready?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvR6-SQzqO8
broccoli is very unhealthy actually
My favorite let's play channel uploaded twice today, let's freaking go
>>216462605Dried spices loose their taste pretty fast if you're planning to get one to make large batches its not really that great but if you're able to plan like a week out and dehydrate all your spices on the weekend its pretty decent just make sure you don't buy the cheap dehydrator those tiny rings ones usually can't get enough heat to actually dehydrate anything
>>216462692Inconclusive* fucking hell >>216462679I'm having green tea with almond milk
might kms soon
>>216462663The manga is really good, I think a lot of modern 4chan wouldn't be able to handle it though the ending is basically anti government and police and doesn't suck them off
I would like to eat some ass
mexicans be like"these verduras too spicy, ese"
>>216462742>the ending is basically anti government and policeAnti government is based but I'd like to hear a viable alternative to police
>>216462679i quit drinking coffee. it didn't matter the brand or beans, machine making it, the result was always the same: feeling jittery and needing to poop. i like caffeine, don't get me wrong. but coffee just doesn't agree with me.
>>216462759*bends over*
>>216462743We don't even get rain.
>>216462718>Dried spices loose their taste pretty fastI mean I'm buying spices that who knows when they were made so...I also want to do beef and pork jerky. >make sure you don't buy the cheap dehydrator those tiny rings ones usually can't get enough heat to actually dehydrate anythingGood to know, thanks. >>216462740pls don't
>>216462740See how you feel in two days
I wish I could smack some big bouncy bongo buttcheeks but I can't so I just jerk off
>>216462765everyone gets a free gun and ammunition from the government.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762213168759525.mp4
>>216462759hopefully female
>>216462804*Sends you to prison for killing a raving fent zombie*
>>216462807Lol no
>>216462807almost no woman on earth is into that
>>216462810whos sending you to prison hm??? the police??? hmmmm????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqPNlng6uI
Ready to hop in the shower?
>>216462829not true at all
playing skyrim for the first time, just killed the dragon in whiterun. dialogue and combat are kinda shit but I am still really enjoying this game
>>216462742someday I will get back to mangaI basically dropped all weebshit like 5 years ago cuz I lost interest but I've had stuff downloaded for years I've still never watched
cannot fathom enjoying any sexual acts involving the anal passage
>>216462871I just want to try it once to see what the fuss is all about
>>216462871You fuck something that sheds blood and smells like fish
It's time for your final shower, incel freaks.
Imagine getting fucked in the ass so often that semen oozes out at random times
>>216462892brian...
>>216462871Knew a few girls that liked it up the ass Gave my current GF an orgasm by fucking her ass while she was on MDMA Most of the time girls don't care for it
>>216462892Vaginas are easier to clean and self cleaning to a degree Anuses function is to shit
I think you are a violent man you just don't want to kill me yet
>>216462871it's usually a fetish
Do you think you're better off alone?
>>216462871It's hot and some girls like it, Greeks girls ask for it
>>216462920>Vaginas are self cleaning Tell that to the women in Miami lmao
>>216462933Yes.
>>216462647Ya I have it, just feels stupid paying someone to do something I can do myself
prefer just getting a facial tbqh
>>216462933yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIPan-rEQJA
>>216462966How much is your time worth?I'm sure you pay for stuff you could do every single day simply because the convenience is worth it Do you take your trash to the dump or get someone to pick it up?
>>216462663SAC is also really good
>>216462976*Gets eaten by roach*
>>216462933Talk to me Ooooooh talk to me
>>216462976I never eat in my room, I'm scared of getting roaches.
>>216462002there are racist freaks on /cum/ so get very butthurt when a Mexican makes the new
>>216462740Kill some blacks and jews on your way out if you don't mind
just took an edible
dumb wop could’ve used a goombahtomy
This bitch really got fired on her first day at McDonald's https://youtu.be/QBtI-Mjur40?si=fP6mI23Oi-HN0SAv
>>216463011There's one Mexican in particular who makes dogshit threads. They're always coomery and don't have a previous or an edition. Actually exactly like this one but at least it isn't porn addict shit
>"This so-called 'Judeo-Christianity' will be the religion of the Antichrist."- Christian author GM Davis
>>216462989I'll probably go through and watch everything besides the live movieGiTS is one of those series I've been meaning to dig through for years nowI recall hearing Arise was kinda shit though
we don’t have roaches as god intended
>>216462987Ya I get it. I'm not crazy about the cost but at least I won't have to do it myself, would take me about 8 hours
>>216463026I'm jealous
>>216463026WOAH DUDE!
alberta has no rats
>>216463050She's so hot I want to fuck her toddies
>>216463051Yo fuck that shit pay the man and be done with it Spend those 8 hours riding your bike or your wife
>>216462740Well, at least you help to make the line go up.
I just want to say that my armor of self-confidence is stronger than your verbal bullets
>>216463066how do you not feel embarassed for yourself watching shit like this
>>216463064I've only seen one rat in my city. We have so many stray cats outside they keep the population very low.
>>216463082Is it stronger than this *kicks you in the balls and then gives you a wedgie*
>>216463082
>>216463076>everything dipped when alcohol was banned
>>216463089I wish we had more catbergs where I live but it's too cold for them
>>216463076Deaths of despair?
>>216462970bf said he'd give me one later...
>>216462970hello anon
do niggas still get wedgied in 2025
the majority of homosexuals were molested when they were children and that's why they are gay
>>216463033Yo, the cop is the only white person in that clip.
>>216463066abubabubu
>>216463132Like 4 of the cops were white kek
>>216463124Hello anon, how're you?
>>216463112It's a term that refers to the death rate from suicide and drug-/alcohol-related deaths.
I'll always be your friend
>>216463108There's so much cats in Bulgaria and Greece, in Greece there's even more. There's a few kitties I like feeding outside my apartment building. Two three weeks ago I gave them a lamb leg that I didn't eat and they were so happy.
had a very bad explosion of anger. i swore, used my size to intimidate. i'm ashamed. i thought i had this under control. i've been so passive and patient for so long, i thought i had mastered this side of me. i guess not. there's still an ounce of venom in my soul.
>>216463143The doujin artist?
>>216463174Can we be lovers?
>>216463182I remember your post about it, I am envious
>>216463174https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23GrEhLUF_k
jason was seething when he found out that Tucker Carlson interviewed Nick Fuentes
>>216463207It's cool, I'm probably gonna get a cat soon. I wish we had elk and cool animals like you guys.
>>216463167My stomach feels weird
>>216463125They get purple nurpled
>>216463269Take some tums or pepto
Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes talking about how evil and disgusting pornography was what made jason seethe the most
Listening to the entire samurai showdown 1 OST here at work. Shit is absolutely incredible, even 30 years later
who would YOU bet on, /cum/?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S_a9jaXd66o
>>216463331It's because I didn't eat
Fucker Hardson
>>216463222Thank you for sucking my dick
>>216463354Make chili mac its what I had
I’ve been lying to myself, my family and everyone here.It’s time for me to come out of the closet and admit I’m gay
>>216463222Fun fact. Sam Harris's mother was the creator of Golden Girls.
>>216463398we know jason
Which one of you guys cut the power in Cincinnati
>>216463400Didn't this evil Jew say he didn't care if the location of dead children's bodies were found on hunter Bidens laptop because "trump University" is already much worse
>>216463400Yea he came from a rich family
Get rekt little punk ass Abrahamist.
No to the groypers.No to cowards like Tucker Carlson, who normalize their trash.No to those who champion them. No to demoralization.No to bigotry and anti-meritocratic horseshit.No to anti-Americanism.No.
>>216463338Jason thinks he's free from the porn mind virus because he watches hentai
>>216463420Yeah he said that. Tim Dillon has a hilarious bit about Sam Harris. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZpbIXLgcIA
>>216463398it's not just easily-accessed porn making you feel this way? you for-sure are?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAYDeom1OYM
Started the first three Metroid games but never finished them, same with the first Zelda
https://youtu.be/vbKvUQ6zc4s
>>216463450you are vaxxed lol
You're finna see even more of these gay flags outside when they elect a commie and start gentrifying your area
>>216463489>Metroid 1trash>Metroid 2trash>Super Metriodgoated>Zelda 1trash>Zelda 2trash>Link to the Pastgoated
>>216463489MAJORAS MASK IS THE BEST ZELDA GAME
>>216463501>>Metroid 1>trashabsolutely filtered. No minimap make you cwy?
>>216463492Giants and Rangers are based
For me it's metroid prime and wind waker
>>216463505totk is unc
In North Korea they use their own Linux os called Red Star.
>>216463514Metroid 1 is fucking dogshit and being a contrarian doesn't make you special.Zero Mission is good which means Metroid 1 by itself isn't trash
>windwaker
>>216463517TotK and BotW wanted to be Skyrim so bad they're not real Zelda games with dungeons
They also use their own web browser.
>>216463518North Korea has one 1 steam account
Most North Koreans don't have access to the global Internet but they do have their own Intranet which they can use.
I'm a boomer so I'll never use apple pay
>>216463533I remember westerners were given a tour showing people using computers but they were all acting, the people using the computers were just staring at the screens not doing anything
I don't think I ever beat any of the original Super Mario Bros trilogy but I beat Doki Doki Panic (American SMB2)
>>216463528The only part that sucks is having to hunt down the triforce pieces at the end but I haven't played in a long time so maybe it isn't even that bad
>>2164635261 has the best exploration and unrestricted freedom of any game in the series. Its setting and skeleton framed the series so well that it made a name for itself amongst any of nintendo's smaller IPs. The music is moody and gripping, and they dont force ANY story bullshit whatsoever after the opening crawl at the beginning of the game. Its crafted so you have to take in your surroundings or start remembering things like doors or dead ends, or GOD FORBID draw a map
I love using apple pay wrong on purpose and holding up the line
>>216463562among a mountain of other things, sure
>>216463505I agree but I only completed that one, Ocarina of Time, and Link Between Worlds on 3DS
>>216463569>1 has the best exploration and unrestricted freedom of any game in the series.Walking around a map with no direction or tight design is boring>Its setting and skeleton framed the series so well that it made a name for itself amongst any of nintendo's smaller IPs. The music is moody and gripping, and they dont force ANY story bullshit whatsoever after the opening crawl at the beginning of the game.Super does all of these too>crafted so you have to take in your surroundings or start remembering things like doors or dead endIt has tons of repeating rooms that make it difficult to tell where you are lolHow old are you
>>216463581Based and real
>>216463582Isn't that only at the very beginning of the game?
>>216463377out of a cardboard box?
>>216463581Modern version of those old people trying to pay with a pile of random coins
Don't be mad, UPS is hiring
Urine Pee Shit
>>216463631My mother says the same thing
>>216463591I dont know how you see horizontle and vertical corridors and think thats not tight design>Super does all of these toook, and? NEStroid came out in 1986, not 1994>It has tons of repeating rooms that make it difficult to tell where you are lolmemory limitations and it can work like the repeating screens in NES zelda with the lost woods. every shaft eventually leads to a dead end and you know you fucked up, you can slowly but surely build an idea of what the little maze looks like
>>216463476Showed this to my dad and he said it was awesome
I’m a nice guy
>>216463608haha oh no, its the boat stopping you until you finish all 3 dungeons
>>216463556I always got stuck in the maze castles in SMB and SMB3. Lost levels was too spicy. The only SMB games I beat were fake SMB2 AND SMW.
There's like 10 good NES and Game Boy games
>>216463671Combined or respectively
>>216463700Respectively
>>216463668does that matter? no. what women and society care about is looks
>>216463670Super Mario World is the best 2D Mario
>>216463710You can bet your little bird
>>216463673Watched a pretty good video on pizza gate last month, it had some info and emails I had never seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmfIarPRJPQ
>>216463390>>216463462>>216463474>>216463497American men...we need your help...please...janny boy for some mystical reason is ignoring /bra/...
>>216463671>metroid>megaman 3>tecmo bowl>doki doki mario 2 usa madness>Devil World>bionic commando>sky destroyer>solomon's key>Zelda II AoL>Super C>Castlevania>Donkey kong + Donkey kong Jr>tetris>Mario 3>pokemon blue/red (or yellow)>metroid II>Super mario land 2>oracle of seasons>pokemon silver>donkey kong land 2>tetris>donkey kong 94>pokemon pinball
>>216463747grim
>>216463747She loves it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibWkp7OFB_A
Fuck outta here, bitch ass nigga
>>216463671the super mario land's are unique. the difficulty disparity is something else. land 2 could not be easier. but the first land is very tricky.
>>216463810i look like that
>>216463792I love them
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQnJj-RjlnA/
I don't care! I LOVE IT
>>216463822https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miBLe9lrdHA
>>216463726It's the first videogame I played. I remember playing it only once before my parents gave away or sold the SNES. Pretty fun game.
https://www.tiktok.com/@.albrazilin/photo/7559239729426877714
>>216463777Sounds about right
Haven't played any of those old games in foreverMaybe I should play ancient games and I'd have fun unlike with these new fangled games
rate my chudinner (chud dinner)
>>216463822The Wario Land games mog it
>>216463612No I made it myself I used this one https://www.pamperedchef.com/recipe/Main+Dishes/30+Minutes+or+Less/Taco+Chili+Mac/1873521
>>216463868did you microwave that turnover
>>216463866hello catyank
My older cousin had some Bootleg Super Mario for Sega where you couldn't kill the enemies by jumping on them, you had boxes all over the level and you pick em up and throw em and that's how you kill em.
>>216463877Yeah but I baked it myself. It was a leftover.
>>216463868Looks horrible
>>216463868would eat without the pasta
>>216463868Is this AI
>Texas governor warns New Yorkers they’ll be hit with a '100% tariff' if they try to flee south should democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani win the mayor’s raceIf only Cuckorado was this based
>>216463907reply to me catyank aaaaaaaaaaaaa
https://files.catbox.moe/sqha37.mp4
>>216463907so cute
>>216463752Janny is always on /brit/, not here, retard.
>>216463915The issue is that people fleeing libtard states always vote for "moderate" Democrats to whatever state they move to and then the same issues they came to avoid come back
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762217319800956.mp4who was in the wrong here?
heil Hitlerkill jews (in Minecraft)
>>216463874Make us beef stew and some sort of dessert
Catyank must be destroyed
>>216463888Knockoff videogames were fun. I remember playing on some fake playstation a couple of times.
skateboarding is hard
>>216463905No just a shitty old iPhone camera
over 90% of people who become vegan quit within 3 years
>>216463999Good post
>>216464022are you fat?
vegans are literally the most unhealthy people in the world
>>216464031yeah it's unnatural and arguably unhealthy
>>216464047A lot of nutrients are difficult if not impossible to get on a vegan diet
>>216464031
>>216463915how do you enforce that?
>>216463868dropped soap/10
>>216464047https://youtu.be/1KrD7WywCGU
Mitski is terrible
>>216464037No but I am old
>>216463994I made a pumpkin cheesecake the other day I'll be making a lot more towards the holidays
Veggies are filled with estrogen. The manly thing to do is to eat meat.
threadcuck is hard at work
>>216464096Meat is just more nutrient dense and satiating.
>>216464085That sounds good. I want gingerbread
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