Cheeky chappy edition
french wanker loves his girlyboys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb6z5r_kTwM
wondering where canslad is, he must have committed a cheeky 'cide? x
>>21646238916 stone bracket coming on strong
having a drink me
>>216462389dosser
ischemianounis·che·mia i-ˈskē-mē-ə : deficient supply of blood to a body part (such as the heart or brain) that is due to obstruction of the inflow of arterial blood
>>216462444sametoil on the morrow as wellwasnt going to drink tonight but walked past the offie on the way home and well, the rest is history
Where's Ziedbelg?
>>216462475he peekin x
got violentlyu drunk on halloweenshant be touching the muck ever again
the eevee one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IE9RoP-18U
>>216462466Find myself craving it when I walk past it in the shopsBut I can easily go weeks without it
>>216462489stop drinking and just have snorts like me matekeeps you awake and aware
>>216462502I LOVE EEVEE
*crickets*
sir queer barmer
>>216462597get IT posted
>>216462526would post the fit trans girl cosplaying eevee and her slightly less fit trans gf cosplaying umbreon but its on my old laptop
>>216462611get it all transferred over
why did he call her gold week though
Chicago Police Torture and the Limits of Human Rights Enforcement in Liberal DemocraciesMark S. BerlinAssociate Professor of Political Science at Marquette University, Milwaukee, WI, USA
>>216462614tried huffing a birds farts once and it didnt even smell bad
might have a snack before bed x
>>216462641>5:30pmOkay gramps
>>216462629https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/24/chicago-police-detain-americans-black-siteCPD are brutal even by American police standards
>>216462626cant be arsed
>>216462649it's actually 6:30 and daylight savings fucked my circadian rhythm so now i feel like going to bed at 8
Ashy rasta headhunter cronem from the deepest jungle using forbidden black magic to transfigure rorke into a female rorkette to bare a whole pod of yardie babies
>>216462660lazy gittbf I never did it when I got my new pc
... supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching Ramsay's kitchen nightmares USA on E4 extra on TV in home ..
get the eu5 preloaded
>>216462629
>>216462670why is it that i can come on here at any time of the day and immediately find someone posting about black men
oh no carlybender doesn't have his terabytes of tranny porn to spam what are we going to do how tragic
got mento illness again x
>>216462678Ktimmers
>>216462698One thing's for sureYou will seethe about them anyway
>>216461641write what down? dunno which one you're referring to
>>216462721kek done him badly
>>216462686s
>>216462697what’s it to you mate
>>216462721already am aren't i
Dadstein is watching Tucker Carlson on his phone
this is th eonly pic i have on this laptop:)
>>216462707Get your nob out on a train
had a wankdidnt enjoy it but needed it
>>216462606Active Directory ProxmoxInTune
watch out he's having a melty
It lush x4
>>216462769thats nice dear
>>216462769been saying this for years
I never liked Nigeria. Reddit country.
why was The One™ occupied with furret walk why did prince edward island one ask connecticutposter his shoe size
We have a poster from PEI?
aff tae bedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyh5Ea9cBSg
>>216462847Me on top
>"This so-called 'Judeo-Christianity' will be the religion of the Antichrist." - Christian author GM Davis
>>216462802
girlbossing too close to the sun
>>216462869the raped
>>216462869What shoe size do you wear?
>thread devolves into name calling
just got doorstepped by tommy robinson
i went to prince edward island once, it was cute
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762210815290862.webm
sable island >.< >.<
>>216462912What shoe size do you wear?
>>216462860Neither peterson nor shapiro actually believe in Christ so why are they doing this gay larp all the time
one more day of toil3 days off4 days on4 days off
How do you defend against knife attack?
toby :3
TELL THIS ASSHOLE IF WE WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE MY PRODUCT HES GOTTA DO IT MY WAY... THE RIGHT WAY
I really cba with life anymore
>>216462998its only meth m8 it doesnt need to be that good
>>216462998I fucked Ted
>>216463008pm me x
>>216462980throwing things at them to make them fall over or shooting them, i think
>>216463029kk babe xx
what would you do if you chat up a bird in a rave and she tells you shes 16 but shes not getting antagonistic about it
>>216462980Wear knife proof armour
Emotional hoe
I wouldn't ban them but I would regulate their sales only to people that have attended training courses and impose a dog licence and £300 yearly fee associated with it.
Rorke...Rorke...Come in rorke... This is an emergency transmission for rorke...
Hows it being homeless in London these days? Might doss round London next summer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuNSXvXRiY0
>>216463030do this to grey squirrels
>>216462980
>>216463045call the nonce hunters on myself
>>216463045shag her obviously
sorry mom i know you hate to see me this way
>>216463074Are you even allowed to own a gun?
>>216463061Do you want to be homeless in my back garden?Ive got a shed if you want to be homeless in there
>>216463099gone flag blind have you
>>216463097^_^ Bladee has been posted(Hope your mum is ok)
>>216463118Not everyone in the states is allowed to buy weaponsDiagnosed schizophrenics and felons cannot, for example
sick of modernity
thinking about fat arsed french girls>>216463045shag her
>>216463121she's wonderful nowit bipolar
jfc
>>216463126i'm not whatever /brit/ personality you think i am
eh well glad to know im not the only one
>>216463142Same as me ffsIt really is a nightmareDefinitely a woman disorder though
i dont know.. i have no idea... several hours AT LEAST
>>216463113Then I wouldn't be homeless. I'd be a shed dweller. Which would just be a shitter way to live than I live now in my house.
>>216463151civil war NOW
>>216463151I was getting mentally ill freakazoid vibes from your racist frog cartoon
>>216463170Vibe on this*unzips dick*
>>216463170i'm getting faggot redditor vibes from you crying about racism
>>216463145i bet all them whites have asian wives
>>216463160Alright well its an option for you
>>216463194
Saar we are Canadian just like you
£450 on de premium bonds
>>216463215volumes
>>216463262ummy
>>216463257>left>fertile, thicc, will give you healthy white children>right>flat, childlike, will give you incel hapa children
>>216463282mmmhmmm
How cause brits are so tiny
>How cause brits are so tiny
>>216463316they post this on /sp/ a lot and I thought it was AI-generated
one thing about asian chicks is their sweat and body is odorlessthe darkest a bint goes the smellier shes going to be under sexual pressure
>>216463316I fucking hate americans so much
>>216463306just our inferiority to americans that's it
>>216463195Thanks pal. I didn't mean to be ungracious. It's kind you would ever consider it.
the rainbow lesbian one ><
>>216463344people in french malls look just like that as well
>>216463316why yall so obsessed with us lmao
>>216463366That one's me
!!
>>216463342dont be daft. ive shagged lots of asian prostitutes and they absolutely had a body odour. mostly not unpleasant but its insane to suggest they dont smell.
>>216463374just our european inferiority, that's it
Me? Going with the ugly obese white womanNo, the skinny fit chinky bird, no no noUgly fat dumpy women, that's the one
just go "tae" bed already.
>>216463374give me citizenship
Remember when the Scottish voted to remain part of EnglandWhat was that about
i do nt want to go tae bed bc then i have to wake up and work
>>216463391i dunno mate maybe its because im a smoker and drugs ruined my sinuses but i can hardly smell chinky broads
who are the bigger sexual deviants obese white women or asian women that betray their race
the wfh they/them one
>>216463421bed NOW
>>216463419they're not apart of england and idk the vote was close though
hath cami revealed thine princess wande yet?
im illiterate
nothing like doing lines of meph then bumming the middle aged chinese prossie whos shaped like a young boy
(:
just burped so hard that i pooed myself a little bit
>>216463486ummy
so this is
my friend lived in this apartment building and one time there was this awful stench that permeated a couple of floors for days. she said it was the worst thing she ever smelt, worse than sewage. the building manager did wellness checks on all the seniors because they thought maybe someone had died and was decomposing. it turned out to be a chinese couple cooking a tmc recipe
saw are john earlier
mr hitchens and man
mousey's cock :,D
>>216463434yeah i think its your sense of smell
might end up breaking down and buying a pass because fuck this stupid fucking captcha ffsi did my best to put it off
>>216463537i have a pass its comfy
>>216463522he looks pretty good for mid 70s
>>216463537I had those captchas for 1 day stop deleting your cookies
>>216463522a man of great autism
>>216463537literally have no idea why the modern man doesn't have a captcha solver.
Its a shame I never got to meet Queen Elizabeth or Phillip. I'd have liked to meet them. King Charles III or Prince William would be nice to meet. Or someday Prince George, our future King, although he is obviously too young to have a conversation. Hell, i'd take a meeting with Andrew.
leftypol browsing r/dogfree and nodding like the churchill mascot
never had a real problem with captchasuppose im just high iq
leftypol getting a tamagochi so he can learn about responsibilities
party for one
sir prince andrew
>>216462389I would shag this man
>>216463617
>>216463630don't you have work in the morning, it's quite late
>>216463640No I don't
carly "attention seeking" bitch having a wedding and announcing her pregnancy to try and raise her pitiful dwindling spotify listenercount
A logical argument for why all dogs should be bannedPremises:Personal freedom is good and we want to maximise it in society.One person's freedom cannot be at the expense of other people's freedom.Cruelty is bad and should be avoided unless necessary.It's cruel to a dog to keep it in a house or apartment.Dogs are not necessary but a lifestyle choice.Many people do not like dogs.I think it follows that:A person's freedom to own dogs should not restrict others' freedom to live a dog-free life.Therefore, dogs should not be allowed in public spaces such as parks, streets, nature trails, beaches, shops, airplanes, etc. Because to allow that would always result in imposing the dogs on others.Consequently, the only place dogs should be allowed is inside the owner's own home, where they cannot be seen or heard by anone else.However, in nearly all cases, this kind of life is fundamentally incompatible with the wellbeing of the dog. And since that would be unnecessary cruelty, we cannot pass such a law.
>>216463664didn't read plus you're brown
leftypol teaching small boat migrants to astral project across the channel after rorke stops the boats
>>216463664>>216463599mental that these people exist
>>216463537>not using auto captcha in 2025
>>216463701i read books on finance and history not computer programming
>>216463622I don't appreciate kicking a man while he is down.
Let's be honest, Andy didn't do anything wrong
>>216463664replace every use of the word "dog" with cat and i might be convinced
rorkette
we just met round my mate Jeff's house l didnt know she was sex trafficked
>>216463754That movie series is going to dogshit.
>>216463664Sorry, being exposed to things you don't like is not an encroachment upon your freedomGrow up
Me?Filling in captchas on my phone because I'm ban evading >>216463724You are so dumb lmfao
a poopoirean armoire but for poo
>>216463599>nodding like the churchill mascothavent thought of that in years, nice
Thread so boring I'm logging off for the nightBe more funny tomorrow
does rorke think he's better off alone?does rorke think he's better off alone?
>>216463803Okay I will try!
>>216463803:<
>>216463832um why is she twerking
>>216463832fapping my boner to this
is youtube down
my arse gets proper sweaty when i have a wankalmost like god was trying to tell me something
>>216463867never heard of incelestia in my life
Just remembered an old flash game I used to play a lot that was a fighting game with dictators and they were all parodiesNames like "Shitler" lmaoWas very 2000s since it mostly had Ahmadinejad and Saddam and the like as characters too
watching the thing on youtube, it freejust noticed there's a black guy in a research station is antarcticaI bet there are no blacks in any of the research stations therebet he's the alien
>>216463880works on my samsung galaxy s23
>>216463901theyve done something - its completely blank if i have ublock oncomes back if i turn it offthose bastards
>>216463900They're both the alien
>>216463884feels good when you pop a finger up there too. really makes you think..
>Online porn showing choking to be made illegal, government saysactually insane, fucking governed by mumsnet
>>216463880Working for me as of 00:47 on my HP laptop in my flat in Selly Oak.
Saying my prayers to arr NHS then it's off to bed
>>216463918you're right there are TWO black guyscompletely impossible
Really want a girlfriend
>>216463932fuck sake there goes the rest of motherless
>>216463932grimfirst they came for the rape porn, then the painal, now its mere choking
>>216463932What are you going to do about it?Let me guess...
>>216463732I'm a firm believer that when somebody is down, it's best to kick them
>>216463932they're betting everything on the 40-60 year old white female demographic turning up next election
how is babby formed
>>216463932>Both the possession and publication of such material will be a criminal offence, under amendments to the Crime and Policing Bill currently going through Parliament.Fucking hell Literally treating consensual choking porn the same as CSAM
What did one tonsil say to the other? It must be spring. Here comes a swallow!
>>216463880not for me
mad how i spend $50-60 on a bottle of spirits every other day and don't care, but i recoil if my grocery bill is over $40
>>216463932save a wokerbin that choker
Sowerby Bridge
>>216463932why let any porn be legal thenwhat's the point
bedtime
this never would've happened under his watch
>>216463977That would be cowardice, although I suspect you are trolling.
>>216463983keep in mind there will be people arrested and the news papers will say they had 'extreme illegal pornographic images' knowing everyone will assume it will be cp. they will use this politically when cracking down on state enemies
I'm a gnostic Christian
>>216463932>as part of government plans to tackle violence against women and girls.
>>216464028>charged with making over 500 indecent images>once saw 30 second gif involving choking on /int/
the small boat men come here and they're corrupted by our porn and then they just go mental on our women rorke it's just common sense to ban it
He's really gotten worked up over this nothing burger >state enemiesLmfao
>>21646404550 shades of grey is milquetoast erotica for bored middle aged housewives
Reckon when electric cars are mandatory they'll be able to prevent you going above the speed limit
rorke arguing that choking porn shouldn't be banned because women enjoy it
why is the government trying to police my penis
>>216464099it literally contains choking
Rorke getting 5 years for possession of choking porn and all his mates thought it was cp that he had
Research shows strangulation is never a safe practice, despite a widespread belief it can be performed safely. Though it often leaves no visible injury, oxygen deprivation, even for very short moments, causes changes to the fragile structures of the brain.Multiple studies have specifically shown brain changes in women who have been repeatedly “choked” during sex, including markers for brain damage and disruptions in brain hemispheres linked to depression and anxiety.
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>216464167>Multiple studies have specifically shown brain changes in women who have been repeatedly “choked” during sex, including markers for brain damage and disruptions in brain hemispheres linked to depression and anxiety.right well that's a bit of the old causation correlation thing ennit
>>216464160it literally doesn't
>>216464176can i come and live in russia with you
*chokes all of you out in a legal and non-sexual way*
read about this bloke who'd just finished medical school and then developed parkinson's so now he can't be a surgeon like he was planning to, cruel twist of fate that
>>216464186Yes it does you fucking mong
>>216464197Screaming
>>216464167Alcohol is also unsafe but the UK government isn't going to ban it are they
>>216464212in horror?
>>216464197that must have shaken him to the core
>>216464018I'm referencing thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcAMnK60_cM
>>216464219Well I don't think Shariah bloody allows it!
>>216464167Whoooo says womeeeen had any braaaiiin to begiiin with? Smells like another Judea racket lads.
Figured out that multi theist gods are more like archetypal forms
Should I go to the petrol station for more beer or should I just go to bed
>>216464202no it does not
You don't actually need to strangle women during sex, they mostly get off on the sensation of being held around the throat/neckIt makes them feel dominated you see
>>216464249Yeah well I know a bloke who'd disagree with that
>>216464271This guy fucks
Must be nice to be naively religious The world is far too complex
>>216464302
>>216464271i tried this the first time and she kept telling me to put more pressure on so i dunno if thats right
>>216464271i know this is true because i once imagined myself as a woman having sex and it matches my experience
>>216464237Why on earth did you believe anyone would get that reference?
You could close down Moe'sOr the Kwik-E-MartAnd nobody would carreeeeeeBut the heart and soulOf Springfield's inOur Maison Derrieeeeereeeee
Fucking hell im fucking fat
>>216464337Hot
>>216464251bed
>>216464336what the FUCKI LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THAT EPISODEWHAT THE FUCK
So who was right?Does 50 Shades of Grey have choking in it or not?
if evens i get steaming tonight
>>216464355Look up and to the left
>>216464363reroll
kinda want to go on a week long stimgooning sesh
>>216464378You can't do that
>>216464361Dunno, have you read it?
>>216464411No that's why I was asking
>>216463932>>216463983from the looks of it there isn't even any distinction for fake chokingby this very definition star wars porn where someone is getting choked by the 'force' will be banned lmao
>>216464361it's literally just a paint by numbers romance that makes a big deal of his "red room", but all he does is tickle her with a feather and then they have vanilla sex with a bit of an emo flavour
suspect dtfic might like this image
rorke and leftypol teaming up to oppose the ban on violent misogynistic pornography
>>216464441Yeah but after analyzing the naughty novel, psychologists at Michigan State University and Ohio State University concluded that its characters’ behaviors are consistent with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s official definition of intimate partner violence — and that the book perpetuates dangerous abuse patterns.
>>216464331I didn't
His breathing is ragged, matching mine. 'When did you start your period, Anastasia?'... He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string--what?! -- and gently takes my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy fuck. Sweet mother of all... Jeez. And then he's inside me... ah!
>>216464445imagine the sheer natural strength in that chest. could probably beat all kinds of bench press records if he trained.
>>216464445Why would I like this?
>>216464465alright then
>>216464475I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He's my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder . . . Hmm . . . My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.
ladies
>>216464475well... back when you were kleinsfelterposting :c
>>216464471kek
>>216464463they could say that for most romance novels because the male protagonists are always stropy and moody they say it about twilight too and 50 shades is a literal copy of it
>>216464502idiot mong
bro actually read 50 shades of grey
>>216464534It's fab
Shaggers, does tit fucking a girl actually feel good
he also watched twilight...
>>216464490Right but that guy doesn't have kleinfelter does he He's just deformed :/
>>216464471>a 50 year old woman wrote thatreads like a post on here
>>216464551Yeah of course it does tits are nice and soft and squishy
you guys will argue about literally anything huh
>>216464551It's honestly not that great feeling but it is fun
>>216464551depends on the tits and if you use lubeyou want some big ol floppy mommy milkers and slather then in lube
>>216464513>>216464534you're just mad because women's erotica is more boring than you imaged loland not really anywhere near the same as a man choking a woman on camera
>>216464551it feels about as good as a normal wank but can also be a bit shite if the girl has no rhythm
I'll die a virgin
putting something up me bum this weekend
>>216464598will it be coming out again?
>>216464598A bbc?
>>216464595Forgive me for not accepting the opinion of a weird gay freak like you, no offence
also when you realise just how boring and basic most peoples sex lives are, shite fanfic slop like 50shits sounds wxtreme
good principles to live by this
>>216464612Lmao
>>216464619yes, bored middle aged housewives and porn addicted virgin incels have a lot in common in that way
>you're just mad because [irrelevant strawman argument]
funny that the king of england once looked like this
if he came back now, you wouldn't think anything about it within a few months
>>216464648Like an average englishman?
>>216464660>>216464660
>>216464648he also had a chair made specifically so he could have sec in certain positions because he was so fat and unfit
