Joshua Sutter edition
Rorke wearing underwear from George by ASDALeftypol wearing underwear from M&S
just posted my voted for Mamdani
>>216468076based
Morning lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQLyQkDOgcE&list=OLAK5uy_k8Ei70VIhyU9PNZ3sLIF5VT4yc0WGI7mI&index=15
>>216468092dont remember asking
got AA tonight but i'm a bit nervous so i'm having a few drinks
>>216468022grim
>>216468121This is a 10 in the UK
>>216468121Jaw too square.
Skylad doing pretty things this morning
>>216468121Yes, being a cross-posting faggot is in fact "grim".
>>216468133what do you want me to do, post it in the old?
>>216468132you can tell it's almost a full moon
>>216468034fbi when they can't fuck dogs and trannies because they're busy flooding chatrooms with child pornography in ukraine
The NoFap flatline is awful, lads.
>>216468183broke nofap november twice already myself
oh please do tell us more about your willies
>>216468205big todger
>>216468205youre male
In the 2024 Labour Manifesto, Keir Starmer promised to make it more difficult for doctors to section black people under the Mental Health Act
People keep telling me l have ADHD
Done the calculations will need around £2,300,000 to build my dream house and that’s including the land purchase
>>216468348how much have you got at the moment
>>216468360about 3.50
sat here on my little racist bum thinking racist thoughts
Writing my thesis on the scene in the Joker where he kills a guy with a pencil and the pen versus the sword
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuhVYaXIZeU&list=OLAK5uy_k8Ei70VIhyU9PNZ3sLIF5VT4yc0WGI7mI&index=3
nope
>>216468360About 7k but that will change soon, within the next year
Just had post nut clarity and now i feel fucking ashamed
>>216468370haha that's funny
>>216468404was it gay?
>>216468404strangling again?
so what are the reason(s) for not banning porn then
>>216468436lol u r swedish
>>216468445
Just back from the gym love going early because the only other people there are fellow working professionals
>>216468456which one is you?
Got poo on my willy from bumming Emma Watson. Oh how I wish I could bend down and suck my own cock.
>>216468466vile harlot
erm...lads?
>>216468466alright mate thats enough
>>216468476
>>216468476really appreciate the update (sarcasm intended)
>>216468463you are in the middle
posted it again lol
>>216468502RORKE! bring the stat sheets over.
>>216468509are these the stats you’re looking for?
it’s better to hate love than to never have experienced love at all
>>216468498did someone do a racism?
>>216468519lol'd
>>216468519cheeky little giggle from me there
>>216468519Racist dog
>>216468528manager died
>>216468517Vodka with grapes? What's next, wine with potatoes? Get the hell outta here
comfy in my bed wondering what dystopian nightmare the 2030's shall bring
>>216468121her british partner
Would you run towards an angry black man brandishing a knife in a bid to stop him on a busy train then lads?
>>216468563Wildfires in this country will be the most likely natural disaster we will face. Economically it is looking very grim also
>>216468580holy grimola
>>216468592heh...got a great reply for this...I wouldnt stop him because l'd worry about getting arrested for racism
>nobody uses imperial measurements anymore
>>216468563Technology isn't actually advancing very quickly at all anymore, not compared to the rate from 1900-2010 at least. Might need WW3 for that tbqh
Just out for an early morning Costa lads. Bit quiet here
>>216468592i'd give him a minute to call for backup, make it a fair fight
>>216468580And she’s genuinely asking why people don’t see her child as British
>Technology isn't actually advancing very quickly at all anymore>Incredible AI programs that are literally changing the world sprung up over night Not the brightest yank is he?
>>216468580Is that Indian???????
The UK needs ICE
>>216468615youre mimicking picrel nearly word for word donkey
yanks r wanks lol
>>216468644Wow some incredible great new computer programs on a computer that looks exactly the same as it has for the past 10 years nowComputer
screaming at that yank I just mentally dominated
>>216468666repeating digits
>>216468656I'll have 28 billion dollars any day now
>>216468615WW2 didn't actually lead to a lot of entirely new technology, most of its innovations including nuclear power were 1920s and 1930s ideas that were just waiting for funding. We're not in a similar situation now.
new wow expansion announced lads
Bit late to open up the sherry but good heavens it tastes good.
>>216468694world warcraft
>>216468682Yeah except nuclear proliferation activated the alien UFOs so that's the next step (leap) in our technologyIn an infinite universe this will be the next rate of progressionMy book goes on sale next year
wish i hadn't been born in the 21st century
arrest hair fraudsters
woke up at 5 and got a case of the worries so couldn't get back to sleep. very tired already. going to be a long slow toilday.
wow i fucking hate journalists
Deep state operative Sir Keir Starmer was briefed on Mossad asset Lord Mandelson’s links to Mossad’s Jeffrey Epstein before appointing him, say civil servantshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/nov/03/starmer-briefed-on-peter-mandelson-jeffrey-epstein-links-before-appointing-him-say-civil-servants
in my speed awareness course zoom meeting x
>>216468762howling. its like a private eye article or something
hello
>>216468800hello
love pale skin me
>>216468757maybe i should get one of those
>>216468762do you think they'd write an article like that if it was a white woman saying it
>>216468805maybe I should get one of those
>>216468762what on god's green is this thing
>>216468816more work than it's worth
See get this it's a computer but the screen is a sphere
>>216468831a woman who's very sikh (cancer presumably)
>>216468847gonna find him and rip that shit off
Only those who live at home, receive benefits, are not ambitious, or live up north think £46,000 is a lot of money, or an excellent salary.
>>216468852and you put it up your bum?
>>216468831Phwoar
>>216468881ok :)
>>216468847yea but you can wear those for an entire week, maybe more
>>216468874you're gonna do nothing timmy
far too many tabs open. government needs to step in
>>216468881I'm in Northampton on 55k and life's good. Bought a two bed end of terrace for under 200k a couple years ago.
into the meeting I go
>>216468885No you use a special contact lens and gloves and then it opens a hologram with cgi
>>216468933ktim
>>216468847bet it stinks under it as wellwhat happens if you get sweaty and it slips off
Thinking of all the Indian call centers with these guys spinning the screens around lmfao
I started a prophesy of pendor walkthrough 3 years ago and since then I managed to fulfill 95% of victory conditions but the rest is SO fucking boring and tedious (like you need to destroy a shit ton of armies each numbering at least 500 troops and it's fucking boring and takes like 20 minutes each) I can't bring myself to finish them and it's driving me fucking NUTS I want to finally complete this fucking game
>>216468941opo seal
>>216468805would love to see the cronem clap them bony cheeks
>>216469027her boyfriend is black unironically I looked her up
Big gaming day today. Both Europa Universalis V and Football Manager 26 are releasing. FM26 looks like a total dumpster fire so it'll be EUV for me.
mum working from home againStop fucking ruining my life just go work in the office
>>216468939>northamptontheatrefrontofhouse mentioned
>>216468847Jesus that is bald
>>216469051lies
>>216469117ur mum fit?
want a job at my local shops so i can stop being an incel neet and there literally arent any so fuck entire my life I guess
right now here's what Rachel should do:- remove single person council tax discount (helps local funding) except for pensioners.- increase taxes on single men substantially, make them man up and start a family or just pay more tax for the privilege of remainig single. bit of both will happen so you help fertility rates AND the budget.- 20% tax on all assets when leaving the UK so they can't just run away; this one she's already floated and it's a good idea.
Just had a quick look at Peter Hitchens twitter profile. His current thing is defending Lucy Letby apparently
>>216469117lol move out you gimp
>>216469178rotten cottage cheese arse, even with all that reinforced underwear and dress lol
>>216469117reckon ill do a bit of wanking to ftm trannies today
>Big gaming day today. Both Europa Universalis V and Football Manager 26 are releasing. FM26 looks like a total dumpster fire so it'll be EUV for me.
>>216469200>currenthes been doing it since she was locked up
the state has an obligation to supply white kings with local low skilled employment
Mad how all it took for Rorke to sell out was some manky yellow pussy. It made Rorke forget all about his race and heritage.
>>216469200she's a scapegoat tbqh
right well that's another fucking day of toil about to start
>>216469245why would you want to break your back for thirdie newcomers and maoris?
>>216469218let me guess this is something more up your alley lmao fucking faggot
playing dollhouse with rorke and leftypol at 8.30am
>>216469228my lawyer is a big EU guy. dadberg plays golf with his lawyer and I play EU4 with mine.
I want to go to toys r us and get a new toy
utilities should do black friday deals
>>216469319you play with each others willies too you bent bender?
>>216469304what does playing dollhouse mean?
have had 3 jury duty letters my whole life and have never went to a single one£1k fine my arse
any Gabes in?
Sensing quite a bit of anger in the thread right now.
>>216469336no can't be arsed to meet in person most of the time
>>216469358stop posting this fake spacker faggot
>>216469380Just sadness that I can't go buy a new toy despite having all the money for new toys nowIts so unfair
cack from the crack
>>216469178https://picazor.com/en/b4i1e3
Bloke on the bus with his orb
>>216469299not really. just not into fat-arsed trollops
>>216469420Everything's so compact in the UK that you can just up and ride a bus to work. Mental.
>>216469387*grabs your face**mouths "make me"**walks away*
>Gross failure in man's care led to death from constipation
>>216469451Most the world is like that bud, having shit infrastructure isn’t a flex. Your government consciously makes public transport shit so people spend money on gas and cars.
yanks be like>yeah i need some gash for my motor
>>216469461how do they know that's what he's saying
>>216469497He tells them once the camera is off
>>216469484Alri sir 15 minutes
>>216469357why not? chance to find a wog guilty
>>216469466that's a mongolian
>>216469494What
unironically trained myself to become gay through porn addiction.femboys are superior to foids.know it's not a long term solution but whatever, nothing is long term in this broken world anyways.
yanks be like>I have my psychiatrist on speed dial
>>216468133weirdest thing to get upset about ever
Me? Completely straight. Just have to look at a female (any age) and I get an instant erection
Who knew you could be worse than our previous government
>>216469803not my problemNEET king memy bennies rise with inflation so get in
alri?
>>216469466bloke was literally dying for a poo
>>216469844
freedom sucks.
remove these cottage cheese balls from inside your mouth
liberty blows ass.
>>216469852hi fren
>>216468285Mad how /brit/ will have a fit purely due to seeing a brown person
conniving pang pang used flattery to trick vainglorious timmy into marriage and will inherit his $130 million fortune when he carks it
in a really bad mood today so be nice to me ok
>and then rorke said >and then leftypol said
>>216468762I guess you can't handle the truth can you, Rorke
>>216469927pang pang's got him wrapped round her little finger
>>216469844It lush x4
>>216469944fuck up you nonce. nobody cares about your fefes, fuck nigga
>>216469959sybau
And the very latest from SeasideMark aka The Kreampie King aka The Cheeky Chappy??
bathroom and shit, now!nyyyehhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbbwgnXpoCYTimmy meeting Pang Pang at Heathrow
speed awareness course going well, learning lots x
>>216469983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPrULSe1S44
>>216469983Trip on sacked tranny
Won £518 at the pub quiz last nightAfter the victory pints that's £80/ppGonna buy a backgammon set with my share
how my dad walks into my room after I boot up Hearts of Iron IV
Timmy coming home to diseased Pooja
>>216470028Me when I played Gears of War 2 till 5am again
he at work
>>216470028dadberg walking into my room when he I text him I'm playing EU5
>almost 40>working minimum wage job>living with parent in box room of a small rented flat. >paid off car (Sporty Fiesta, 20 grand)>I have enough savings to buy a house Is it better to buy a house now so I never have to pay rent as I get older? Or should I focus more on today and continue enjoying my nice things (yes I buy good holidays, nice tech, expensive clothing and I have no debt)What would you do? Luxury today or an easy life in the future?
doing quite the poo
Still can't believe Moni's dead lads
>>216470074move to australia
Brian Scobie is DEAD Poor Quinty restoring to posting his weird fantasies on 4chan because no love from daddy anymore :/
>>216470074enough saved to buy a house outright?
>>216470075you absolute bally rotter!
>>216470074you're an utter mong if you don't get on the property ladder as soon as you're realistically able to
Rorke living with his parents in a rented flat and calling it "luxury"
>>216470074>Is it better to buy a house now so I never have to pay rent as I get older?yes>Or should I focus more on today and continue enjoying my nice things (yes I buy good holidays, nice tech, expensive clothing and I have no debt)no
been invited out to dinner by a male toil colleague, isn't it a bit gay for two men to go to a restaurant together?i suppose patrick bateman did it a lot, but i'm no wall street yuppie
I don't speed that much when driving. Most of the time I'm happy plodding along at 30. But if it's a big wide open road that should obviously be a 40, like a bypass road or some such, then I will drive at 40.also 20 zones I do 30 because 20 is too slow but if the schools are piling out then yeah OK I will do 20 if I can see hoards of children contemplating crossing the road
>>216470097lol
>>216470092>as soon as you're realistically able toso basically never for anyone born after 2000 that isn't in the top percentage of earners
going back into the speed awareness course, see you later x
>>216470111he wants to spoonfeed you whipped cream then have a go at it from the other end
>>216470111not really mate. it's just a bit of food and maybe a drink
It's crazy that David Attenborough is still alive at the age of 99, and he's still recording voiceoversMost people are either long retired or long dead by that age
what'll it be?
>when katy say it too big but u keep pushing dat oval in
>>216470123not my point was it m8 the lad said he could afford to so i said he should do it pronto
hate to be a gammon but it’s not very Christmassy is it
>>216470111tell him to cool it with the anti-semitism
>>216468285love that this implies there were no british people prior to the relatively recent neoliberal ideals
mental that old people old
>>216470157could do with some crescents as well x
>>216470157isn't Oxford Street just vape shops and dodgy american candy fronts these days?
>>216469948they both said LET ME OUT
i know you need buildings insurance if you have a mortgage but if you own a house outright should you still get it
>>216470157what else would it be? Not going to have a string of crucifixes are you
>>216470157How much longer will this paki be in charge?
I'd rather live on a landmass with white people from different countries speaking different languages than around brown people speaking English and doing 'British' things
>>216470199he's going to run for other term apparentlyhe will win
>>216470157stars are christmassy lad a big one pointed the arab wise men to baby jesus
>>216470189some colour might be nice
get it banned
been kicked off my role as team lead again. personality issue x
the english goverment is flooding edimburgh with english settlers to prevent scottish independence
>>216470189It’s just doesn’t feel very christmassy that’s all
>>216470188Depends. Can you afford to buy an entirely new house and all new belongings if your house catches fire or floods?If so, you needn't bother with insurance.
>>216470214choking my willard as I type this
>>2164701401 of each
there's no way that 2000 years ago i would have followed a jew calling himself the son of god
>>216470210Yeah what else has stars…
>>216470223nothing feels chrismassy in this pozzed woke wogtopia
LLOYDSCHRISTMASSY ONE WORD
>>216470222Not the government that’s just what English people are like, turn their country into shit then move to Scotland or wales to escape their own decisions
wanking's getting boring, any ideas on spicing it up? any of those fleshlight / onahole / sex arse things worth a damn or is it a meme?
>>216470218incels cant lead teams x
>>216470074Brother you're pushing 40 and still living with your parents? Moving out should be your number 1 priority bar none
been sat here at the desk needing a jobby for the last 45 minutes but I can't be arsed getting upit's not an entirely unpleasant feeling
>>216470278That not right
>>2164702402000 years ago you'd be painting yourself blue and breathing through a reed submerged in a swamp all day waiting for the neighbour to doze off so you can nick his sheep
>>216470278used one of those tenga fleshlights years ago and was alri
>>216470157Main issue is it going up at the start of bloody November>>216470199He's never getting voted out unless the pakis start voting green
>>216470282Only if its to buy a house, not to pay another paki rentJews don't leave the family home until they've bought their first house
>>216470295used to do this with a wee lad and ended up so constipated I couldn't walk or stand up
Scotland and Ireland are like England except nicer
>>216470157>london mayor>muslim>soon to be new york city mayor>muslimreally makes you think
>>216470278>webmDamn that's a pretty good AI video. So much so that I'm tempted to say it's actually a human-made video with a CGI shark. If it was actually AI that shat that out then we don't have long left until the videos are completely unrecognisable as fake.
>>216470331Scottish and Irish people are insufferable idiots
>>216470331Just don’t speak
all pornography should be illegal and all pornographers in jail
>>216470365true
>>216470278nah all male sex toys are crap unless you're willing to delve into bum play
>>216470365that would be a lot of jews in jail
>>216469803absolute pisstake if you go against an election PLEDGE it should trigger a GE
moved out when i was 20 me, well when i say move out my parents bought a place and let me rent it off them for 200 quid a month
>>216470352you? done
>>216470344that video is fifteen years old friendo
>>216470397can't cut the bennies m8. got to dip into the working man's pocket x
>>216470403Now compare England to Ireland lmao
my justification for quitting my last job is that there were no fire exitsthe real reason though is that i couldn't be arsed with it
per copeita
>>216470392bit gay
>>216468034..
>>216470278make your hand fall asleep and then wank using that feels like a different person aha
Jay Slater RIP x
saw this video once where a lady shoved a fleshlight up her twat and then a bloke shagged the fleshlight while it was in her twat
lost a good spelunky run because mum distracted me
>>216470424ktim except I've never had a job not even close 28 in December good thing mother tolerates this
>>216470490Grow up mate x
did you know that Motility accounts for 20% of new car purchases in this country?
>>216470490won a Mantis B run on Normal in FTL around 2am just before bed me
you're all boring me so i might actually go into the office
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9:52am and i've finished all my work for today. mad that they pay me for this.
>>216470605ktimmers 30 euros an hour to shitpost no wonder our economies are going down the shitter
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