I have an unlimited supply of fish where I live because my uncles are fishermen and they're always bringing fresh fish to us, yet I don't like fried fish that much. It happens in your country?
>>216476089I love fish, but I live far inland, so fish is pretty expensive here.
Cook it in other ways
Situations like this are considered extreme suffering in the Republic of Brazil
>>216476218>Cook it in other waysdont listen to this lunatic, OP. Frying is by far the superior way to cook a fish, so if you hate fried fish there's just nothing more you can do.
>>216476605This. There exists no other way to eat a fish. Too bad OP but you're fried.
>>216476089Is that parsnip?
>>216476131Catch the piranha.
>>216476835I live in the middle of the brazilian savannah, there are no fucking piranhas here. And if there were, I can't imagine they’d taste that good or have much flesh on their bones.
>>216477220Damn, they have a savannah in Brazil? Do you have fast animals?
>>216476089I'm jelous. Fish is quite expensive where I live and fresh fish even more so. Especially eel, my beloved.>yet I don't like fried fish that much.Don't fry it then.
>>216477442No, but we have these niggas.
>>216476811Yuca aka cassava
>>216477837>fox but longNice!
>>216477837wdym, you guys have Ocelots and Teiús
>>216476089>take unwanted fish from uncs>ride on moped to inland village>sell uncle fish to villagers>return to own village, use fish money to buy the pork
salmon prices are thru the roof in russiai don't eat any other fishand thus, I don't eat any fish
>>216476605Tomorrow Ill prepare 2kg of re hudrated stockfish from the lofoten, the recipe>bacalà alla vicentinaIs a "humid" earthy saucy dish and it's far better than fried cod
>>216476089feel so envy
>>216478202>i don't eat any other fishWhy? Salmon is the basic bitch of fish.
>>216477442It's a big country. Only the light and dark green areas on the map are tropical forest biomes
>>216478093>Ocelots Ocelots excel at climbing, leaping and swimming. Not running.>TeiúsIt's a fucking lizard bro. When someone says "fast animals", I doubt they're thinking about a lizard that can sprint for a couple of meters.
>>216478579they still fast doeand there's the peregrine falcon, which is technically the world's fastest animal
>>216477493while you dream of fish, maybe he dreams of wurstsgrass is always greener, eh
>>216478932You may have autism.When someone says "fast animals" in the context of a savanna, they're probably thinking about something akin to cheetahs or gazelles. Not fucking lizards or falcons.
>>216476089Me but with eggs except i literally drink them raw
>>216479133just make omelettes
>>216479213I got tired of omelettes, potatoes and eggs, pancakes, you call itCooked eggs actually make nauseous now because i used to consume 5-10 a day every day last year
>>216479051how can you look at this and don't immediately think "h-hayai!"
>>216479276kek the lizard was chilling, why would he throw a pebble at it?
when I see brazilian flags, I don't believe it's real. same for japanese/korean flags, they just seem worlds apart i dont trust that these are really brazilians and japanese people. what business would they have on here they can go outside and enjoy life actually. also i read all your posts in my head in like a dutch english accent
>>216479421Jap flags are 99% davidos. Brazilian flags are real.t. Knower
>>216479451thats what i figured when i read jap posts, it just makes sense that its a fat retard american weeb or passport bro pedophile. but why are brazilians here? their country is so beautiful and grand, their women are so sexy and their food is delicious with vibrant culture. if i wasnt in a european cold dark hellhole where everybody hates eachother i would always be outside, and i am genuinely autistic too. this doesnt make sense.
>>216479421I wish. I unfortunately I'm indeed brazilian.
>>216476089>frying the whole fishliterally why? you're eating the most objectively disgusting parts of it
>>216479656>the most objectively disgusting parts of itYou don't have to eat the whole fish.
>>216479570You get numb to it, grass is always greener yadda yadda yaddaI for example would love to visit the lush evergreen fields of Britain and stop by a cozy cottage by the evening. Why aren't you out there?
I prefer raw fish. The taste is stronger and more different from other food
>>216476089tell them to sell it, or take it and turn it into street food and sell it yourself.
>>216480053>lush evergreen fields of Britainbecause they don't exist. i think it's camera trickery, irl they're very short fields and the grass is very dark and patchy. its incredibly boring and dull. there is also no cozy cottage those villages are overrun with gypsies who would beat you up with their whole family because you're not english, and if you are would beat you up because you're not gypsy. all this to say, englands meme beauty is just that, a meme, brazil is genuinely beautiful thoughbeit
find some fish soup recipes with lemon grass
>>216479570None of this matter if its to violent to go outside and you're to poor to go to touristic places and have womenOf the three thousand reais that employers pay, you only receive 1500; the rest goes to the government. Of what remains, you'll still pay more than half in taxes just when you buy anythingIt's not worth living in a mansion if you're the tycoon's slave.
>>216482867Imagine what Brazil could have been without brazilians in it.
I'm jealous
>>216477220Catch a BrazilianRetvrn to Afrika
>>216476089I've only ever had battered fish from the chippy. What are the main types of preperation and how do the differ in taste and texture?
>>216478420Ah yes, the superior Brazilian fish compared to the vastly inferior raw infected meat of Japanese "fish"
>>216476089>unlimited fish>Brazil>suffer
>>216476605Fermentation, cured, smoked, smoke dried are all perfectly good.
>>216484208I only eat salmon seasoned with salt and cooked in the air fryer because I'm too lazy and incompetent to make anything else.
>>216484208>>216485690Depends on the fish. Salmon is extremely fatty and that's why it cures well. It's rich and salty. Goes well with sweet mustard and egg on bread. Makrill is oily and has strong fish taste. It's lean and dense. It's best smoked and eaten as a spread. It's nearly a spice
>>216476541this. he also only gets to fuck his aunt instead of his cousins, he truly suffers
>>216476089you cannot suffer in Brazil>>216485791why not make Finnish salmon soup? it's easy to make and one of the best soups in the world
>>216476605Frying is the worst way to cook fish unless it's small trash fish. Smoking is the supreme way to cook a fish.
>>216476089you're very lucky, be sure to show them some appreciation every now and then for their hard work.
>not making sashimi with unc's fresh fishiesNGMI
>>216476089UNLIMITED FISH WORKS!
>>216476605well said that man
>>216476089i'll take your fish if you want the bananas that my coworker gives me
