sir keir starmer edition
Effy...
i have diahhrra and my poo wont come out and its really hurting me
sudo rape kier
rorke?
Vini Jr is such a mouthy little shit
What hobbies do you all haveI need inspiration
Are the americans freaking out over the food benefits being gone yet? I really want to see fat mutts and blacks meltying
>>216485827rorke is finished
>>216485843i play guitari am not very good but i love it very much
>>216485827I was on the train in wales when this happened, we all stood up and didn't stop clapping for 12 minutes like they did with stalin that one timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOUQvWjG7GQ
rorke floundering
>>216485878looks like a hammerhead shark
>>216485737Bloody hell what?
>>216485285https://youtu.be/vFDD0F0ZKiQ?si=AW4IneM_4eQgm0tR
>>216485878Looks like he wins some he looses some
school girl legs tights corr
nothing illegal about slowly walking past the primary school gates with labubus conspicuously hanging from my bag
>>216485878The actual attack didn't make the BBC front page but this hero does. Also more like Donedon LOL.
yes. very organic
>>216485827This never happened btw - look at the "Muslims" that are "speaking Welsh" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-63373936#:~:text=A%20Muslim%20woman%20has%20said,job%20opportunities%2C%22%20she%20said.
how much money to promote gambling?
>>216485878rorke won't give this hero a lick of credit
>>216485934It's happened in wales on at least fiften to a thousand and eighty-one separate occasions actually but yt pipol won't admit that *laughing emogis and a skull emogi*
>>216485827would love to see this acted out as a sketch on the BBC
need to join an organisation where i live and work and have little say over my everyday life
>>216485827what's this popbitch email newsletter about then
pussies on the pavement fellas
>>216485901getting an std from a brass
starting to wonder if im homosexwould rather sit at home janking it to sydney sweeney than go out shagging birdsreckon if a bird came up to me and said she wanted to shag i would say nogot mental health or summat me
>>216485981Ever considered the armed forces? They're recruiting right now!
Bit mad how Grenfell (1 incident) led to a national enquiry and policy change yet a woman who worked at a migrant hotel who is followed and stabbed 23 times by a migrant at said hotel (1 of many such incidents) gets nothing but a couple of news articles.Wonder what the tipping point will be, if there even is one?
Incredible how the most productive in society are once again being punished for success to prop up the entitled lifestyles of braindead povvos who can't be arsed to do a day's work.Country is well and truly in the gutter.
>>216485913oh!
national inquiry into why mohammed's chips were a bit cold at the english run restaurant
>>216486004that's just the effects of excessive masturbation and porn consumption
https://www.reddit.com/r/GreatBritishMemes/comments/1oo6cbm/samir_zitouni_saved_many_lives_on_that_train_this/Nice one Samir lad
>>216486030Hmm yeah 600 people lived there and 72 people died by being fucking burnt alive. I wonder why that would lead to a national enquiry fucking mong
>>216486069how to fix
>>216486057t. has no knowledge of the history of money and economic
>>216486073>a proper brit would have just avoided eye contact and tuttedrorke in shambles
>>216486073Bet if Nigel Farage was on that train he'd run the other way!!!
Scottish x Welsh alliance
>>216485827then everyone clapped like seals
nationalise every industry send them all backwhy is no one running on these policies
>>216486078i remember lily allen claiming there were ten thousand living in there
>>216485999what std? you the one who did it to lose the v card?
>>216485999I didn't get an STD, I'm the virgin who couldn't get hard.All we did was kissing and oral.
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/RYJIc9bjENk
okay rorke yes a brown stabbed a dozen people but did you consider that without another brown person there he might have stabbed TWO dozen?how about you put that in your pipe and smoke it
>>216486078Women and children have been raped and a woman was stabbed 23 times with a screwdriver mate do you think that's normal?
>>216486111Anglobros... I don't feel so good...
>>216486100i ruined christmas when i was 18 because i was tired and slept most of the day and my mum started screaming and ignored me and then when i went upstairs dad came up and told me id ruined it and they only started talking to me again when i walked them back from the pub
>>216486100what does the ing rune represent in this context
>>216486100>ruined christmas>ruined her lifewhy in that order lol
getting raped by wodan
>>216486111Unstoppable
>>216486154how is sleeping ruining anything
bladee
>>216486185Next James Bond
>>216486143Not being funny but Why does it matter how many times she was stabbed with a screwdriver? Would it be less bad if she was only stabbed 15 times?
>>216486201exactly my thought but she screamed that me not being there ruined it but then was shitty when i did wake up and then when i fell asleep on the sofa when everyone was sleeping she got livid again
What are you asking for this Christmas
>>216486208
>>216485878rorke....
>>216486144It’s over for England, I’m sorry>>216486218They do tho
>>216486248He a good bloke right?
>>216486088just stop wanking I dunno I have the same issue and no willpower
>>216486089You don't have a fucking scooby pal we're pissing money up the wall on bennies for economically inactive dossers whilst clipping the wings of ambitious high earners to fund it. We're then penalising high earners by taking away their childcare benefits if they dare earn more than £100k a year and wonder why we have a productivity crisis and no one is having babies
>>216486253why is that canuck post gone instantly?
pure satire
DARK RORYARKRORY
>>216486215It reflects just how violent this animal was towards her. Stabbing a person once is shocking, 23 times is barbaric. Tells you a lot about the type of scum on our streets
>>216486289He realised I am right and deleted it
>>216486242i don't ask for anything really, everyone knows the kinds of silly things i like
Almost time for bed wagie. Mr Toilstein will be very disappointed if he sees bags under your eyes in the morning.
>>216486327Yes rorke, bad people exist. Well done
Samir battering a terrorist in the food carriageRorke hiding from the ticket inspectors in the toiletLeftypol doing the plank in the luggage racks
>>216486327Also a sign of impotence doing that
The lovely Asian Fanny
>>216486349He won't see the bags under my eyes. He'll barely hear me murmur. I'm push-to-talk and cameras off. Always.
>>216486363>dude... it was literally just like 23 times she got stabbed like why are y'all malding loooool
Sir Tucker Carlson
>>216486368meanwhile
rorke wanna deport this
>>216486100
Sir Samir Zitouni
Don't hear much from Rasheed these days. Seems Rorke was the character with staying power
>>216486405Neoliberalpol swelling with rage
>>216486407get them fed, bed and get them wed
>>216486215it means he was in a frenzied rage, which is particularly frightening and dangerous considering they had no real personal connection to each other and he just fixated on her and attacked her as she was minding her own business
>>216486401Not what I said is it mate.
>>216486111rorke quivering in his boots
>>216486407What are they saying here
americans rightfully complain about hispanic immigration but at least they get latinas we get poojas, zaras and shaniquas
as it turns out protestants were the bad guys all along
Ladies you are looking good tonight!!!
Might make an obscenely early new
>>216486451Been more than a decade since even the most timid Englishman
why dont more canadians and australians or even american come here to get jobs in politics before taing up a job in their own country. why is mark carney the only one?
rorke still living through halloween
>Ummmm okkkk? 23 times, 15 times like I ryl don't care fr fr y'all are just mad Rorke it's not that deep ong
>>216486463faggot horse
>>216486477me after reaching year 1650 in europa universalis 5
need to resigndo i write a letter of resignation or whateverhow do i do this ive only ever been fired
>>216486517Do you feel like a man when you push him around?
Rorke - Power level 50Rorke (angry) - Power level 100Rorke (martial arts training) - power level 400Rorke (Supreme tournament training) - Power level 1000Rorke (damaged) - Power level 10,000Rorke (fully unlocked max Kai + damaged) = Power Level 100,000
>>216486450Just not important enough to mention then
>>216486517iamgnie how bad youd feel if he hered you say htat
Why should you care if a woman is brutally murdered on the street by a man who shouldn't be in this country?
私のおちりが目立ってしまってごめんなさい大きくてごめんなさい
>>216486529just storm out while giving them the finger
Few lines of ket for me
shut the fuck up you fookin parasite
feel bad now
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216335455/#q216337678nice!!!!!!!
>>216486529do a little poo in a box and leave it on your manager's desk with a note telling him who it's from. that's the accepted modern method of resigning now
>>216486600what if i write that its from a colleague
>>216486583last time I k holed was in a mate's bedroom as he waxed his legs
>>216486566仕方ないだろ
chinese people don't eat cold food
>>216486529Write a letter that mentions when your last day will be and get an acknowledgement in writing from your manager. Ask ChatGPT to generate one if you're stuck.
>>216486600Rishi Sunak's lasting legacy
THE SKREM
>>216486619last time I k holed exberg was also k holing and harassing me about random shitewas not good
rorke eating with chopsticks to adapt to his new thai transwife culture
>>216486658>>216486658>>216486658New
>>216486643Alri Anwen
>>216486637what day do i chose as my last day
>>216486583miss the ket myselfremember doing thick lines then looking over myself outside my living room window
>>216486595the horse leaf has been worried about you not being here :c
>>216486672Wrong
>>216486676At this time of year most people pick Christmas Day since it makes taxes easier
>>216486502I worked there for 4 years, but I'm already a dual citizen, probably not going back.
>>216486707yay thanks
all brit posters deserve a ride on the janny's willy
>>216486676the day you write the letter + your notice period
>>216486583Nice mate thinking of doing some lines myself
Spoke to Rorke earlier today lads and... something's up. He's been awfully different since his date with that Caribbean lass on Saturday
>10 injured, 0 killedwhat a jobber
sister is obsessed with erotic fairy romantasy books
gorudo shippu hot spring ending
Hinge dates changed Rorke
>>216486474I believe they're singing a dogshit song
>>216486734Got detention have you?
>>216486672That's the 211,290th most commonname in the world not the 1,115,011th most common, just search for it on forebears lad
>>216486073Genuinely hilarious watching leftypols try larp as football lad types
>>216486754does her room smell like vaginal fluid
>>216486741Thanks Jesus for our NHS
>>216486502mark carney was head of the bank of canada before the bank of england and it's not really a job in politicslots of leafs, burgers, and aussies in the uk though
>>216486762Fecally riotous
>>216486686Why did he program a bot to post inane stuff like this?Seriously what kind of mental illness makes someone like this?
>>216486754are you the one with the zoomer rorkette sister?
>>216486771Dickhead
>>216486775no she is normal but she’s asked me to get another set by the same author for christmas >>216486805no
>>216486780we need to import politicians because ours are boring bastards
primary pussy
Rorke has been taking an absolute battering this threadAll day in fact
'fic back with the reddit spacingdunno if i like this
>>216486817you think ours are any better?
>>216486809No actually it's Dafydd you read the 1,115,011thmost common name in the world incorrectly
gamers of the world UNITE
>>216486463>>216486517https://youtu.be/VYLb-S6617g
need to do my freaking taxes
>>216486780ive never met a leaf burger or aussie id like to though and see what they thinkall the non brown immigrants ive met are a lithuanian cat breeder and my mums swedish lesbian friend
>>216486835why cant bank of canada pay more than bank of england. i thought you had a ton of oil and mineral money
>>216486841Actual scumbag
>>216486854for me it's the random kpop song in the background
farting into the sofa againfucking stinks
>>216486893scottish-korean dairy themed band called coo-pop
fed up of seeing fucking army adverts
>>2164868922,233rd most common surname in the world here nice to meet you :D could you figure out what it is?
Someone knocked on my door and then they rang my bell
>wash bollocks daily>constantly irritated, thick dry skin, flaking>moisturise them>get even worse>stop washing them>balls go back to normal
Maisie william sex very "awkward".
Have to give credit where credit is dueHe's really been trying hard to quit
molly mae is so grim looking why is she popular
>>216486942No wouldn’t even do that because I’m not a fucking cunt like you
>>216486966Love island
>>216486961me when im the bank manager at the royal bank of scotland and i have a big stack of loan applications to get through
>>216486939Then enlist and help them out!>>216486967What are you upset with me about
are wazza gets too much stick he was one of the best ever English players
>
>>216487011stopped reading at and
>>216486966she's fit for a english rose
wheres that fag horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GOnv6kSmIo
enoch powell was right
>>216487043why are our women so ugly anywaygenetics or how they fashion themselves? because from a genetic standpoint we should in theory be good looking
Anyone got a chips gf?
Why is he replying to himself?
>>216487038It's just cause he's uglyYou can be the best striker the country has ever had but if you're ugly it's over
>>21648699830iq abbo nationalist opinion of australia
Black British
right well thenright then
>>21648711630iq doesnt have to be specified when talking about abbos also are you actually polish because if you are i need to ask you something
wanking to ginger girls a lot lately
Sir Mgeme'te Bakfo Rjewne
yeah im fucking drunk so fuck off
>>216487154no, if i stabbed someone on a train leftypol would be cheering
>>216486868my sister did graduate school and lived and worked there for years. everyone i've met in the uk has always been very nice and a lot mention having a relative in canada. i'd love to live at least for a bit but it's not really in the cards for me>>216486873most of that money belongs to the americans and chinese. we don't run things the way norway does
>>216487174there's a yank in here who does too
>>216487080Diet of fish and chips, an uneducated workforce leading to sedentary careers working in call centres, not enough vitamin D
I'd also like to live in England for a bit but it's not in the cards for me either in case anyone was wondering
>>216487080must be the weather
>>216487017Doxxing me
>>216486947that's when i make sure i'm not in front of a window and then freeze in place holding my breath until they go away
Sir Pink Floyd
>>216487080food. look at what happened to stuntpegg.
>>216487189no not thati had a polish pastry (might’ve just been from elsewhere in eastern europe though) from lidl a few years ago during their eastern european week, it was like in the shape of a cinnamon swirl but had a sweet taste with white sugary powder on top. do you know what this is?
>>216487154but ask anyway
>>216487080>why are our women so ugly anywayAre they though? I see beautiful women everywhere, every single day. & no I don't only notice the beautiful ones, I am a serial people watcher.
The New Yorker made a documentary about the ban on IRA comms during the troubles and included a scene from Brass Eye thinking it was real lmao
>>216487288are you this desperate for yous
>>216487288You are extremely mentally ill and need help from a professional
>>216487204>>216487250what kind of foodas in eating fried processed slop like chicken nuggets every night or even our healthy food and ingredients being bad quality
>>216487288can't believe that a pure blooded englishman went on a stabbing spree
yh
>>216487315No one is desperate when clueless yanks are handing them out to anyone who makes the slightest effort
>>216487272was it really bready like a cinnamon bun, or more of a pastry in texture?did it actually taste like cinnamon, or was there something else in it?
>>216487080lots of beautiful british women, but yeah i think the issue for some is how they style themselves
>>216487308They didn't think it was real. They're signalling they enjoy British humour, which is a high status thing over in the USA.
In light of recent events we at /brit/ would like to release a very important statement: We here at /brit/ will continue to stand will Israel and antisemitism will not be tolerated here.
>>216487333more like a pastry and no it didn’t taste of cinnamon, like a sweet croissant if im remembering correctly. regardless it was very delicious and i would like to have it again.
Sir Escort Hirer
>im not desperate actually you're desperate to give me attention!!!!Ten and a half years150,000+ postsEvery day When will it end?
Time for a pooey lynx arsewank
>>216487344You are incorrect
>>216487349I'm a virulent anti-semite, and I love Israel.
>>216487223i was wondering in fact, thank you for letting us know
Would kill to host a DnD campaign for you lot
Sir Mong Spacker
>>216487373Maybe we can move there together and share a flat and be mates :D
>>216487327corrr hu tao is a saucy little chinky minx
>>216487409nice ai image TWAT
>>216487351don't think i know it.it could be a kind of drozdzowka, but that's quite breadyi thought babka for a while but that's a cakerogal/rogalik is more pastry but it's too similar to a croissantit could be something hungarian instead
>>216487383Sir bearington
>>216487349alri tommy
>seasideMARK deleted his channel I'm not even joking. I'm having a full blown panic attack and am having to breathe into a plastic bag
right so jst puked up that booze so im goign ot fuckign bed now hope your fuckign happy
>>216487428thanks, i will take a look at some of those
>>216487448the bag goes over your head
don’t reply to him
mental how fit
>>216487455Me when I pretend to be drunk on the unemployed incel forum
Going to wank my willy to fat slags for the SECOND time today (after I finish my sandwich)
>>216487395let's do it. apparently we'd get £3000 cash when they want to deport us
Sir Black Dancer
I don’t get much Vitamin D actually do tablets actually help with giving an adequate amount
>>216487448I did you warn you Aldi boy, did I not? You won't be seeing Mark again.
First Quentin then SSMWho's next?
>>216487475im drunk erthan you mate you fuckign CUNT
>>216487518its not as good
/Brit/ I'm trying hard to fight the chud mindset but it's hard to not hate women.I as a man could never bring myself to beg for money or ask for money from strangers or respect to be cared for by others yet for women it's second nature and part of their "culture"Gf just said a joke that wasn't really a joke that she might sell her feet picks and I'm genuinely considering breaking up with her, I get it being broke is shit but I couldn't live with myself or have any respect as a human with that mentality
That bald dyke just won bakeoff, lads
>>216487505Would give her my beam if you know what I mean x
>>216487522Will you ever shut up about these people
>>216487481gone off the wanking myselfreckon wanking is like periods, you have your on and off cycleswas on 3 or 4 wanks a day in the summer
refuse to watch the group stage until game 5 at least
>>216487534How do I get it thenI avoid going outside because it ages skin
Alright lads, when did you last shower
>>216487326Like greasy fish and chips like I said in the first line of my post
>>216487552Literally the first post I made all, mate You need to relax
>/Brit/>B
>>216487518supplements help a lot, my doctor recommended 4000iu daily
>>216487562tablets
how many tablets a day?
>>216487543thanks for ruining it for mealthough she was clearly way better than any of the rest, was obvious from like the fourth episode
>>216487600post good anime girls not vtuber slop
>>216487535personally i think selling feet pics would be acceptable because it's easy money and not anything actually sexual except to utter freaks
>>216487569Sorry I would hate to just accuse a random innocuous post of coming from personalityleaf. The guy's on a mad one and posts at all hours of the day.
Keep refreshing YouTube hoping his channel will be back
>>216487610
glod
at first i was like>Howling the trolls reported seasideMARK for fraud and after reviewing his benefits decided to pay him £5,500 he was entitled to but never received LMAO but then i was like>I'm not even joking. I'm having a full blown panic attack and am having to breathe into a plastic bag
>>216487639newfag animepost a love live girl
>Troy Douglas says he will be happy no matter who wins the New York City Election tonight, as long as it's a Democrat.>He just cast his vote for Andrew Cuomo this afternoon.>Asked whether he liked Cuomo's leadership as New York governor, the 57-year-old shrugged and said: "Eh".lol yanks deserve everything they get
>>216487080We have plenty of fit women, but British women are definitely the overall ugliest in Europe and the entire WestGo on a night out in Italy or Poland or wherever and your neck will break from the all pure stunners you're surrounded by. A night out in the UK will be 60% fat cunts, munters, and make-up slopped mids.You can blame a mixture of genetics, obesity, slag culture, and modern lifestyles.
>>216487554Only wank every second day now, then shower before toil so I don't smell of cock.When I was with exberg I used to shag her then go to work the next day STINKING of fanny
I want to buy a bullmastiff puppy
>>216487535>yet for women it's second nature and part of their "culture"no it's not you mongoloid
father a cancer to sicken the lungi've got a special little hole that i can birth it from
>>216487621It's a mindset though that disgusts me
>>216487518Just take them mate why even question it they help a lot
Advice on giving oral sex to women?
at least post actual drawn images instead of AI slop if you're going to spam
>>216487661i dont wank in the morningreckon it gives off bad vibes to the girlies, regardless if you shower
>>216487653we love frieren here
went outside first time in almost 3 weeksdidnt like it
>>216487683thats just another word for talking stage
>>216487694no we dont post a genshin or ba girl if youre going to post modern shit
>>216487600top stuff now I’m horny
>>216487622Apology accepted :)
>went outsideFONT
>>216487683wear a tongue guard if you don't want to get throat cancer later in life
>>216487663sexy lee hoon sister
>>216487660>geneticsThis is what I don’t get though because Celtic/Scandi/Germanic mixes should be goddesses
rorke BTFO
>school of hard knocks and the university of life what do boomers mean by this
>>216487707we love frieren and hate gacha slop
>>21648774141
exhausted and in a lot of pain just walking 20m across the car park take the piss
>>216487692Neither do I, except on weekends. I wank this evening then shower in the morning before toil, that way I'm not totally drained of all my rizz like a zombie.Don't have much rizz in the first place you see.
>>216487738Inbreeding and early exposure to industrialisation.
>>216487741that's a jewish tranny if i ever saw one
