live in the antipod
eat the anthropod

fine i'll use the silly yank thread

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sharing this webm that I found on another board

She Zohran on my Mam til I dani

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>not /birt/

(he made a minor spelling mistake on /brit/)

>We will prove that there is no problem too large for government to solve and no concern too small for it to care about.
Omds

Wasn't worth posting the first time, amigo

see what he's done there is etc. etc.

swear school girls are getting fitter every fucking term

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-h1j3GmBm0
:)

>>216504463
AI sloppa

well my move is delayed again because the sellers are having issues obtaining the QAssure policy for their new build purchase

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need a cycling gf

Last summer there were lads in here telling me Labour were going to sort everything

>>216504504
every year the potential sentence i can serve shortens by a year also

You travel to take Instagram photos and get drunk.
I travel to be more effectively racist.
I am superior to you in every way

made a funny face in the mirror and laughed

well thats me banned then isnt it

Wanking a poo up my arse

>>216504508
cute

i travel to have sex with foreigners with a white people fetish and women in countries where I'd be a millionaire

>>216504546
Me but just at the sight of my resting face/hairline and the laughter is maniacal and bitter

>>216504543
>travel anywhere in the yookay
>all there is to do is get drunk at pubs

new carberg has an annoying digital aircon system that doesn't fully switch off so it's always stuck on either hot or cold

>>216504587
Blackpool has a Ripley's believe it or not I believe

>>216504527
for me it's laura kenny

>>216504587
Try to tell foreigners this, Londons good for a walk/museums, and there's some good museums in the other cities, but otherwise there's nothing else to do but get sloshed

>>216504587
if you have no interests

>>216504508
nah but cats dont even like people

hate when the tss tss tss rubbing fingers thing works on a cat because you just know it's tame enough to approach some ne'er-do-well who'll take a lighter to its fur

need to go to aldis to get my universalcredit slop

Revenge of the Sith is the best Star War

>>216504618
Lots of pretty gardens and good hiking and historic buildings though

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Decided to treat myself to a cheeky Costa, lads

>>216504587
runt post

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>>216504576
this is the funny face i made

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why do women let me talk to them like this

>>216504435
KEK
the big watery eyes
the tear

>>216504629
Catberg just came up to me today on my lunch break and cuddled up to me. It's not even my cat but he likes me.

>>216504645
no you didnt this visit was years ago now

feeling the devilish side of me slowly take over

>>216504645
used the disabled loo in here because the main ones were locked with a code you only get at the cafe

Hikes are dogshite in this country compared to the US. Here it's you walk up a hill past a few cows, US it's big fucking treks up gorges to stunning views

>>216504692
this is why koreans love plastic surgery
i wonder if chinese plastic surgery breaks after a week

mental how I live a life of luxury thanks to the British taxpayer

17 degrees in November Rorke, that isn't natural at all!

>>216504650
are you missing your incisors, also do you ever make scary faces? That's what I do

drinking runt oil

>>216504652
is this incel rizz

>>216504708
you don't do either do you
you're basing this entirely on images you've seen on your computer

>>216504708
By this country I assume you mean England
I'd imagine that hikes in Wales and Scotland can offer some pretty spectacular views
wouldn't know for sure though as I don't go outside

Algerian-looking fella moving about shiftily outside

>No, nooooooo, is it decently warm outside? Nooooooo

jihadi john sex arse

off for a walk

>>216504747
North America still has much better nature though

Mental how I live a normie lifestyle but whenever something major happens on the news in this country I pop up here and start incel posting

feeling........somewhat........RORKIAN!!!!!!!!! *big smirk appears across my face* eh heh heh heh.........

>>216504705
Yeah they're all like that in town to thwart the jakies.

Normally I go down to Buchanan Galleries to use John Lewis' toilets. Four stalls and a good selection of urinals in the main one by their cafe and there's also a secret toilet down a little hallway on the other side that exits into the car park.

Maybe this global war-err climate change thing isn't so bad after all.

Mental how I'm part rorke and part leftypol

Is that lad who cured his phimosis in?

When I retract the foreskin, I can get it to the base of the gland, but it seems like it's tight after that. It's like it's stuck to the head at the base. I've gone from having really tight foreskin so being able to get it back this far is huge progress.

For lads with normal foreskin, does it just glide over? I assume if I keep stretching, I should be able to cure it?

>>216504435
Why did 9/11 turn her from French to Japanese?

need some new creps, shagger creps, any recommendations?

>>216504510
looks real to me

mental how some of you dont have passes this is fucking brutal typing these captchas

Well, climate change is natural isn't it
I'm sure we've impacted the natural cycle to some extent but really who can say just how much.
That's science for ya

>>216504750
Nicked my post from an hour ago I see

>>216504806
total 90 astroturfs

>>216504806
dog martins

When she asks me how I was during my prime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1fHO30vW5A
I'm the defenders

>>216504772
it's a continent though
the advantage with the uk is you can get somewhere nice with an hour's drive from practically anywhere, not necessarily true in america

>>216504652
interesting you didnt post the response

Did they really kill James Bond and replace him with a black woman
I didn't watch the film but some old woman at toil described it to me

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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2609772110?t=0h27m33s

>>216504806
air max 90s, +1 inch to your height

>>216504865
dont know sorry

>>216504865
i do know but im not telling

>>216504865
Yeah they did mate

>>216504887
No worries x

well that's me all grown up then, clue gained and that, I've completed the /birt/ challegne

>>216504865
Its main problem was that it was a 'covid movie'. You could tell that the film was chopped to bits in the wake of covid. Feels like 2-3 different movies edited together. I think they were originally going to go with a villain using a bioweapon but then covid happened and they turned it into some weird nanobots shit instead.

You're not missing out not having seen it, it's dogshit.

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0mx99ple17o
>Save them from Saddam
>this is how they repay us

Honestly Kurds really are scum, there's a reason everybody else in the region hates them
The only reason the west likes them is because of the muh Peshmerga muh woman soldiers memes that got spread during the ISIS days

It's incredible how much this country could be improved if the government were just willing to enact the laws written down on paper

>>216504905
grow down

>>216504750
it's alan isnt it

i make sure to wear trousers without a zip because then i have an excuse for waiting for a cubicle to piss. because normally i cant use the urinal next to someone because of small willy/piss shyness but if i wear trousers that need to come down to get my cock out then it's a more standard reason or not using the urinal isn't it

business idea: we fund the cheadle development project

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>>216504928
>>Save them from Saddam

>>216504943
business idea: waterwheel in peoples toilets that creates electricity from the piss and shit falling onto it

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would you "scran" this?

i got phimostretch rings that didnt do anything for years and then all of a sudden this year i was able to do a full foreskin glide wank

Your mum's a trilobite

>>216504980
why do all of you cunts have phimosis

>>216504960
Samara is not a Kurdish city you dolt

>>216504980
They hard to put in?
I want to try them but I'm worried about them touching my glans because they're hypersensitive and painful
>>216504995
Most men have some degree of phimosis apparently, but for most it's so mild that it doesn't even register that it could be a problem

at the end of the day, we all seaside in life and it lush x

reddit is more of a hive mind than /pol/

Toillass has just discovered the concept of paying mileage for work-related travel and it's blowing her mind

>>216504995
delayed mental maturity in puberty

i remember playing with my foreskin in the bath as a child and probably embarrassing my mum. but then at 13 or something my willy began grew to adult size but i didnt do any wanks at that age because i was still mentally a child so my foreskin didnt stretch with it

>>216504865
Ah yeah I watched that one in the cinema but it's not what it sounds like. She becomes 007 not James Bond, then James Bond comes back and takes the codename

having a covfefe and donut

must be weird being gay cause youre technically half man half woman
mad that

got a massive foreskin me. probably 2x the size of my penis at least

>>216505075
give us a slice lad

My plan for the next week is stretching my foreskin as much as possible. I have to fucking cure my phimosis.

Gonna buy some coconut oil and do some serious stretching of my foreskin. Any tips beyond the obvious exercises?

>>216505075
ever use it as a slingshot?

>>216505072
im 3/4 man 1/4 woman

Don't think I have phimosis but there's something not right with it

>>216505099
what happened your mum was a lesbian?

>>216505115
nah i just like tranny cock

dey twitchin at di britannia, noh?
it di short skirt insertion hour. it victory bleedy. pon snappy

>>216505043
fucking howling
do you need to wank as your willy grows to prevent phimosis?
I was terrified of pulling my foreskin back because of that scene in I think Scary Movie where she sucks a cherry out of his knob. Worried that if I pulled my foreskin back a bit of my knob would fall out

>>216505093
stretch it around your neck and hang yourself so i dont have to see your dogshit posts

>>216504827
I used to have tiempo astroturfs, I slipped taking a pen on muddy grass like JT and someone recorded it

>>216505093
only a circumcision will cure u lil guy

>>216504976
>0 fiber

wonder how they even came up with circumcision

yodie u ok, u ok, u ok yodie

>>216505166
when we were monkeys we started doing that to distinguish people cause monkeys kind of look the same

>>216505166
Anti-semitic post

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>>216505153

>>216505166
driven by a disgust of smegma no doubt

>>216505155
I don't want that.
I had almost pinhole phimosis at one point. Now I can retract it pretty much all over the glans when flaccid
Surely other lads here have had the same?

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mad that women willingly walk around like this

No AWS learning for me today. it my day off

mad that

>>216505220
because theyre all whores

>>216505238
stark raving

>>216505198
I guess that makes sense since people cultures have had worse body modifications but, mutilating yourself still seems really retarded

>>216505200
I've not looked into it as I don't have phimo, but I've never heard of anyone curing their phimosis through stretching alone
It's a legitimate reason to get a circumcision imo. Phimo looks grim

any grumpy old curmudgeons in

spraying expanding foam into my foreskin and waiting til it explodes

>>216505269
would this work for phimosis

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>>216504861

>>216505280
I only know about that from Shota hentai

>>216505293
based architect
chubby girls rule the world

>>216505267
more of a reprehensible wastrel myself

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>>216505166
I miss my foreskin

>>216505250
Mutilation is a bit strong a term. They're only removing some skin not flesh. Circumcised dicks look fairly normal when healed
Mutilation would be something like slicing your dick in half (some freaks actually do this). Where the body part doesn't look recognisable afterwards.

Take the skinheads bowling

repeated sex cures your phimosis

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How did they do it?

just fucking yank it back stop being a scaredy cat

Two people are in intensive care following a driver knocking down several people on the French island of Ile d'Oleron.

The mayor of Dolus-d'Oleron, told BFMTV the suspect, in his 30s, shouted "Allahu Akbar" (Arabic for God is Greatest) when he was detained

>>216505350
probly jumped

grim aldi shop toil on the horizon

>>216505338
I always termed mutilation as is the removal or modification of a body part without medical necessity

I have difficulty recognising chinks. It's not impossible, just harder than with other races
they don't have very unique features, so telling them apart especially in a large group of them is quite challenging

>>216505350
the quartet playing just as the titanic slips beneath the surface, colourised

eating some crisps

Browsing for a new manga to read
Shall be reading a genre that differs from my usual picks as I'm looking to expand my vocabulary

>>216505370
you need to ask yourself who brought the brown man to europe and what their motivations were

if JAV has taught me anything it's that phimosis can be cured by a vigorous blowjob

>>216505417
what genre do you usually read?

I've never exchanged text messages with a woman. I've never had a conversation with a woman.

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hahaha

>>216505386
Then you'd consider tonsillectomy mutilation

>>216505432
post codes

I'd love to be a Male JAV actor but, I heard it's pretty gay

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>>216505449

>>216505439
Horror and mystery

>>216505441
I have, but not in over 10 years or something
It feels like a different life

>>216505451
>medical necessity

What if there was a country for white people

I can't read books because my mind wanders to thinking about pussy

Nothing ever went back to normal after the 'vid

might move to china and become chinese

>>216505425
>you need to ask yourself who brought the brown man to europe and what their motivations were
Okay, let me try:

>Self: "Self, who brought the brown man to Europe and what are their motivations?"
>Self: Capitalism and our modern economy has been built around keeping a reserve army of labor so wages can remain low, and in constant debt, mortgaged, and in a state of borrowing so the stock market can be propped up. Brown, black, or yellow, it doesn't matter as long as they take out loans and spend invisible credit money on gizmos and gadgets
Huh look at that

>>216505490
it could never work

>>216505489
are tonsil stones a medical necessity when most people get them naturally?

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>>216504825

And the ethnoreligious background of these capitalist financiers?

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>>216505529
if they effect quality of life then yes

>>216505529
that's not what tonsillectomy is for retard

>>216505539
my inner kurt zouma is telling me to blast them like prime CR7

what would a white country look like if they were barred from doing any form of imperialism

beer and wine bought
alcohol toil has COMMENCED

tonsil stones are like smegma for the mouth
will try this manga because the cover gives me a penis feeling
https://www.mangaupdates.com/series/j5kinu4/oyasumi-fumi-san

>>216503979
>>216503979
fluttershy is fit with this artist

>>216505593
grow up
and go to a dentist

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>>216505585

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medicine has been delivered

>>216505539
call that a 'berg rush

>>216505585
I'm not mad whites colonised Bangladesh, I'm mad we didn't think of it first

>>216505610
I don't need a dentist

>>216505553
-stein and -berg? They are of German origin Rorke. Protestant German backgrounds

>>216505619
you guys really started injecting marujuana

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>>216505658
no

>>216505565
It's absolutely is a sole reason given for it.
The other reason of course being repeated throat infections.

Christmas looms

todays free scout: hara (!!)
3->4 pts for this trainee whatever that gets you

>>216505663
hehe me too
my day off and eating internet weed

It's over in my country

sick to bastard death of debit cardberg, it keeps not processing payments when I'm in shops and that
I need to ditch debit cardberg and move to paying with my phone like all the hip cool people do these days
FUCK DEBIT CARDBERG

gatcha: event->1/2event (2 events)
gatcha events: 1/2 event pt. 2
I love this

>>216505676
no it isn't you spaz

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>>216505166

>>216505686
i signed up with a new pharmacy this was £3 per gram

>>216505717
your phone would be the same card you mongo

oh you are eating the weed mb

>>216505733
What's your "condition"?

>>216505619
where do you buy cannabis fellow /brit/lad

>>216505738
I reckon it's a physical issue with the card itself thoughbeit, nothing to do with my account balance. I'm loaded

not dying if god wants you to is not very christian of u...
even though to try to survive is human (which is gods creation) it is gods plan if he wants that. plus there is something in the bible about not harming babies

>>216505764
phimosis

bonfire night tonight

>>216505733
damn thats cheap

>>216505681
Can't be arsed with it

>>216505733
how hard was it to get a prescription? Already tried two medications thought that was it

encouraging the knobule to stiffen up then flicking it as punishment for getting hard

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>>216505776
I haven't had any mates in 15 years

Catching a SolidGoldMagikarp

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>>216505663
how many joints does that make

>>216505776
dressing myself up as Guy Fawkes in hopes that someone throws me on the bonfire x

advertising/begging

We all going to a bonfire tonight? Or will we be shutting the curtains tightly in our smelly incel bedrooms?

cock and ball torture... gross
also insane how fit she is

>>216505823
Bonfires are illegal mate

who they putting on the bonfire then? andrew?

love you love you oh oh oh oh oh
iiii i love you so much

>>216505823
going to be spending the night making noise complaints about fireworks to the local constabulary

>>216505823
just fireworks innit

we're catholic. In this house guy fawkes is a hero end of story

I wonder if she loves (or likes) me(!)

>>216505861
true

>>216505764
ptsd
>>216505769
with a prescription on whatever online pharmacy you choose to sign up to
>>216505781
yeh usually i pay around 5-6 but this was new so figured i'd try it
>>216505797
very easy
>>216505806
idk i don't smoke it i vape it

getting dark can't be doing with it

rip Britain

Sir Guy Fawkes

>>216505877
how did you get ptsd

today's the day to be issuing actionable threats to members to parliament

>>216505731
4 Then the Lord said to him, “Reach out your hand and take it by the tail.” So Moses reached out and took hold of the snake and it turned back into a staff in his hand. 5 “This,” said the Lord, “is so that they may believe that the Lord, the God of their fathers—the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob—has appeared to you.”

6 Then the Lord said, “Put your hand inside your cloak.” So Moses put his hand into his cloak, and when he took it out, the skin was leprous[a]—it had become as white as snow.

>>216505877
>ptsd
Poo screaming, how does weed help with that?

9999 metre high bonfire blazing in the back garden

I'll be making my own explosions in the toilet later on if any of you lads catch my drift

>>216505861
Im culturally calvinist and I say all papist rapists should be burned

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>>216505904
u wot m8

whatever happened to guido fawkes

GUY FUCKS?!

Still don't know if 'Gamergate' means the chuds or the wokes

>>216505861
he took the fight to them when none of those other assholes would lift a finger

gangster machete gangster gangster knife machete

>>216505930
like semen cum explosions when you're wanksturbating to gay porn or something because eurghh that's bloody disgusting !!

had a massive chili and now i'm too stuffed to have the post meal wank

>>216505935
fuck off back to germany

Heathertranny melty melty

>Second accidental release of prisoner ‘utterly unacceptable’, No 10 says, as Lammy blames system left by Tories

blame game again

>>216506005
:)

Didn't even read the thread but he actually is having a meltdown lmfao

Day 18 without porn.
Day 11 without masturbating.
Day 8 after seeing an escort.

Current regimen to unfuck my shit as a 29 year old male virgin.

>Supplements
Generic Multivitamins
Zinc
Magnesium
Red Ginseng
L Arginine

>Hair
Ordered minoxidil to halt some early hair loss, need to speak to my GP first though as I tried Finasteride once and had side effects

>Hobbies
Dropping games completely, not that I really play them much now
Focus on reading and exercising more, gonna do some more cardio outside
Maybe try a bit of language learning again

>Sexual
No porn
No masturbation
Aiming to finally cure my phimosis, gonna order some oil/lube and increase my stretching massively
Gonna try seeing the same escort on Wednesday next week, I'm hopeful by that point I am much hornier. If not, then I'll just enjoy the time with her.

>Socialising
Trying to set up a date with a woman I matched with on Bumble
Will be forcing myself out of the house on weekends

>Personal
Told my dad some of the problems I'm facing
Booked a counselling session

>>216506026
>blames system left by Tories
Howling at this nigga

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>>216506038
you LOVE meltdowns and arguments and slappyfights it's all you ever talk about

Sir Um Jammer Lammy

>>216506057
fuck off to /britfeel/ you little rinkydink goblin twat

>>216506038
So you've just come in here and mentioned him out of nowhere?
That's obsession and you are mindraped

>>216506057
Day 0 without posting a boring blog

If you keep calling being opposed to the current state of things 'fascism', eventually people are just going to decide fascism is good

>>216506063
>>216506089
Yeah haha x

Wish every high street had a sex shop where virginous men and women could go in and have sex with clean prozzies

right well that's just spamming/flooding

>It is traditionally used to boost the immune system, improve energy, and may help with erectile dysfunction

his knob is broken

>>216506057
A million words and none of them are
>get off 4chan.net

Just farted in my Aeron chair and it fucking reeks

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the transition from bonfire and collecting money for a doll man you aim to burn because you hate him to just generic fireworks like every other holiday signals that britain has shed its protestant past and is now a catholic nation that welcomes the destruction of parliament

Timothy James Byrne was a virulent racist towards browns. His whole schizophrenic worldview was basically that his Indian dentist neighbour and the Pakistani builders next to his house were trying to kill him.

>>216506131
is that TCM (chinese medicine)

>>216506110
Virginous women don’t exist mate

>>216506133
wouldn't do much as we're on 4chan.org

>>216506065
The great leap forward

>>216506139
*modern nation that doesn't give a flying fuck about your juvenile fantasy factions

>>216506100
ktim

>>216505800
i'd rather be on my own than with fake niggas

>>216506065
seen her on instagram
whats up with her

>>216506144
thats funny

>>216506157
they do, they just look like men so you can't tell

timothy james byrne revisionist history documentary coming out soon

>dad, dad!
>yes, my 29 year old male virgin son?
>my dick won't get hard but i also can't stop wanking and i failed at shagging a woman who i paid to shag me

all that herbal shit doesn't work if you're under about 45 and your willy doesn't work it's a mental problem

>>216506139
The house of saxe-coburg and gotha is crap they are right about that

>>216506110
More likely to make sex illegal

>>216506145
turner classic movies?

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>>216506193
fucking poo howling

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why does this mid fatty make me so fucking hard i want to fuck her in the missionary position with her legs spread

>>216506057
>Day 11 without masturbating.
Enjoy your cancer.

"In 1992, 29,342 men between the ages of 46 and 81 provided information about their average number of ejaculations per month in young adulthood (age 20–29), middle age (40–49), and in the most recent year.

High ejaculation frequency was linked to a decreased risk. Compared to men who reported 4–7 ejaculations per month across their lifetimes, men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 31% lower risk of prostate cancer."

https://www.health.harvard.edu/mens-health/ejaculation_frequency_and_prostate_cancer

>>216506110
https://youtu.be/sCjidzUq7rI?si=-rpnLIMqVq5phzbS&t=120

its like 50/50 mental or prostate. or 50/50 mental/trauma
along with the heart

>Dad! Dad!! I posted it again!!!

Might become an Orangeman

>>216506214
Not that funny though is it

>>216506216
built like shrek

might become prime minister
reckon they'll like me more than rishi and sier kier

>>216506216
you should not be "embracing" that number or "loving yourself" when you are so big that plan B pills are less effective for you

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>Might become an Orangeman

>>216506171
off her rocker

>>216506216
should be illegal to be fat without having a big arse

>>216506158
this is actually 4channel

>>216506258
done her

might become a woman

>>216504435
I have this exact same book lol

dadberg furious at me because I said his pasta looks like elton john farted on it

time for a 3am peanut butter sandwich

>>216506282
No you don't

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>>216506274
they need to make this a law. in a few generations all girls would have giant booties

>>216506275
i'll channel my foreskin into your bum if you don't pack it in

>>216505730
it absolutely is
the shitty nhs isn't the only healthcare service in the world you know

>>216506144
The woke locked him up for this
When farage becomes PM the political prisoners including Tim will be freed

>>216506139
they're complaining he met with the Pope, they want this guy instead
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willem-Alexander_of_the_Netherlands

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>>216506258
Didn't know that
So that's why it failed

>>216506057
>Booked a counselling session
Is the only good part
The rest is overthinking bollocks, if talking with your Dad made you feel better then ok but the rest you should take a chill pill over

>>216506300
good luck, with that phimosis

i probably wouldn't be able to get a stiffy with a real woman either, but i'm not worried about it because i plan on staying a virgin anyway

>>216506139
So depressing how they're trying to kill the one nice tradition that was still widely celebrated

>>216506217
But I'm certain the reason I couldn't get hard with her was due to porn/masturbation

Nerves as well.

It's why I figured that a detox plus giving it a week to see her again might help. I should also be less nervous.

new

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>>216506319
its like 150-170kg and at 175kg you would need a different type of plan B pill

>>216505524
Oh yeah? So explain why Israel takes in no brown immigrants.
Israelis are known for liking money. By your capitalism logic, Israel should have high levels of immigration.

>>216506307
they hate the royals which means the only other option is vatican supremacy