baddiedem edish
nth for the gyaldem
penis wank on the cards
I really don't understand or like this -em meme.
>>216514409the hedgehogdem
>>216514433an aging british singer
total estonia love
tracy beaker femdom
ay tone
>>216514306Going to try and hike a 1,400m ascent whilst weighing 250lb and being unable to run more than a minute - wonder if I will die
>>216514445I too love Estonia - I took this photo outside of the best cafe in Tallinn
>>216514481i wish we had pink baroque buildings. canadian cities are so ugly i swear
>>216514481going most places in europe outside of balkan shitholes reminds you of how ugly and depressing the uk is
If they can do it why can’t I
gave some mail addressed to "the occupier" to my Jewish flatmate and now he's upset
fags queue at pubs
Setting myself up for life by going to Durham university and doing accounting
>>216514536scream
>>216514454take a pic at the top for /brit/ x
>>216514545they've been banned from pubs since 2008 mate
>>216514524his instagram escort has got a rather lovely cartier
>>216514568Are you a woman then
>>216514564yeah youre a fag too
>>216514481would absolutely hate to be part of a small country that constantly seethes about its bigger neighbours
Treating myself to an evening Costa, lads
>>216514509>>216514511Truth
>>216514524this is a condensed form of the 50 shades of grey movie
what's he doing here then
>>216514609
>>216514576no but i have slim wrists
>>216514562Of course, I shall take many photos. The mountain is Guri I Kuq in the Accursed Mountains
>>216514601posted it again award
>>216514612this nigga lookin like he aint been unlocked yet
>>216514403honestly bro maybe, i might be in the area soon
hi
will never understand these cunts working in service jobs who jokingly say no when I ask for something (coffee for example). how am I even meant to reply to that? it happens far too often and I usually just pretend to laugh.
>>216514622hello deano
>>216514651alri
>>216514657walk out without paying for whatever you've already bought
>>216514622me when i fly BA premium economy and they give me a glass of "sparkling wine" after i sit down
>>216514651yuo are gril??
>>216514657instead of 'can/could I have' use 'I'd like'. that'll fucking shut them up
>>216514607really lovely. i don't know why i've neglected northern europe, i should visit someday
>>216514657Should just get up and say you'll go somewhere else, then leaveHopefully it will be awkward enough that they won't do it again
*enters*
>>216514659If you’re happy with being broke all your life just say that
>>216514433AOUGHHH!!!! *i shout in faux-disgust and I smirk to myself as everyone in /brit/ turns to face me* LOOKS LIKE, ALAN CARR FARTED ON IT!!1
>>216514657just say "ok i will not be giving you my custom then" and walk outthats what i doi do NOT want to be privy to their STUPID jokes
>>216514675>>216514687>>216514689I'm exaggerating a little bit but it's happened a few times now. genuinely this morning in Costa: "alright mate can I get a medium latte please""no" *he pauses* then laughs.What am I doing wrong?
Why have today's men gotten soft
>>216514607seriously how did this happenwhy do irrelevant countries in continental europe have much prettier architecture than this one, it actually makes me jealous. we were the richest empire ffs could they really not use that money on doing places up a bit or hiring good architects (unless our good architects just had 0 sense of beauty)
>>216514696You're living off microwave pizzas until your UC comes in next week lad get off your high horse
>>216514622so cringe it's like a form of birth control
>>216514624ktim
>>216514612Who greets you when you arrive home?
>>216514717they need veagra xD
In most ancient cultures, the sun was associated with masculine energy and the moon with feminine energy.However, in the far north of the world, from Scandinavia to Russia and Siberia to Mongolia to the northern native Americans, we see precisely the opposite - the moon was associated with masculine energy and the sun was associated with feminine energy.
>>216514748this post gives off incel energy
*enters /brit/*
>>216514719To be fair this was in the old town which is the tourist centre of Tallinn - the outskirts of the city were depressing commie blocks
>>216514716Just say "Medium Latte" and keep it moving. They don't need your life story. Jesus wept, the spergs that frequent this general.
>>216514717they can't get their poos sorted apparently. once they've got that done things will improve
>>216514740do you think i'm ziedbelgit's just a funny video
>>216514721Never claimed anything in my entire life and never will I have pride unlike you
>>216514719think we preferred making little englands on massive continents all over the world than painting our little town centres
>>216514762wahey
>>216514785Mum does it for you does she?
>>216514657clock them in the mouth
>>216514791and those little englands never looked good either
things are happening in china lads
>>216514716you look soft sorry lad get a fade, hit the gym and look mean
*walks into /brit/*>"Hiya mate, one poo post please"
need a hobbyany suggestions?i want to make friends too, but i think i need some hobbies first. willing to spend some gbp if needed (equipment, etc.)
What a bizarre response to my question
>>216514821scenes in cheadle
>>216514771This is your go to is it?Is that because you're too autistic to greet strangers?
zesty zesty
>>216514762*exits earth*
>"alright mate can I get a medium latte please"This may surprise some of you lads but this is actually how you behave in public. It doesn't make you a sperg.
>>216514818creating countries out of nothing in all corners of the globe is a bit more complex and impressive than a splash of blue paint on the town hall
Got my new Barbour lads
fuck off asking for hobby suggestions just do something you want to do or don't do anything. do you think some incel on /brit/ does a secret hobby you've never heard of
>>216514798Mum does what for me? I just said I’ve never claimed in my life how would she claim for me??
>>216514833acting like gay in a woman's knitting clubacting like a gay in a hiking or camping clubacting like a gay in a boxing club acting like a gay in a playacting like a gay in a nightclubalcoholics anonymous but you're not really an alcoholic like in fight club
>>216514869>lattealri homosexual
>>216514873not to me when that era has passed and im the one living in an ugly shithole while mario and pierre get to open their windows each day and live in a fairytale
rorke doing a zesty gay porn dance
>>216514877Would knock you spark out
why do they keep 'accidentally' releasing migrant rapists from prison? are they purposely provoking the nation to see how far they can go or what
>>216514896and then acting gay at alcoholics anonymous i forgot to mention silly me
>>216514831No#*smiles smugly to self*
>walk into Tesco garage and up to the till>have to keep it moving so I'm swift and prompt with what I want>"fags" >the two wogs behind the til jump the counter and kick the shit out of meYeah thanks mate very smooth
>>216514924Why is that then mate
>>216514927to make mistakes is human, rorke.
>>216514719wanting to build fast and cheap on one hand, and an insidious ideology that equates beauty with conformity and oppression on the other have you ever had the displeasure of reading an academic essay about how beautifying architecture is anti-working class?
>>216514716for me the solution is to do a retaliatory laugh far too loud, to scare them
>>216514818usa, carribean, canada, australia and new zealand mog us
>>216514892just assumed parents can claim for their disabled children that aren't functioning enough to claim for themselves
>>216514481Love hearing how much Baltic peoples hate Russia kek
accidentally releasing a horny gay brown rapist channel migrant into keir starmers bedroom at night for the 9th time, quite the butterfingers me
>>216514845I don't drink Lattes but yeah, I only say what needs to be said, nothing more, and keep it pushing when talking to service workers.Let me guess, you torture every unfortunate soul you come across with mindless chit-chat?
actually im not even wearing a g stringactually its just a regular underwearand im wearing short shorts on top of the underwearand im wearing tight tights on top of the short shorts!
>walk into the pub for a pint>barman: "what ye 'aving lad?">"alcohol">don't break eye contact until he moves onto the next punterWhy didn't you lads tell me socialising was this easy?
>>216514306>>216514345
can these fucking niggers stop launching fireworks alreadyyou've been doing it for FIVE HOURSit's not THAT interestingeven the intended audience (5 year old children or the severely autistic) would have gotten bored by now
I have several secret hobbies you have never heard of. Paragliding. Totemcraft. Blood calligraphy. Nasal tobacco. Urethral sounding. Frisbee golf.
one alcohol please bar keep, post haste!
>>216514913*opens my windows*
>>216514995baltic is butthurt belt core, the bitch of civilizations with the exceptions of lithuania
>>216515026thisI want to go to bed ffs there should be a law against fireworks after half 8
>>216515026Let's face it: you'll do fuck all about it.
>>216515034Fuck off with that mindless chitchat
>>216514927feel like its probably always been the case except now it's getting reported more
>>216515026Go tell them yourself You won'tWe both know why
one lager
>>216515026i hope they ping one through your window you pompous little toad
>>216515065Hello DTFIC
mam's served up a right bonfire night treat
>Cider. Pint of.Then you keep it moving.
>>216514970no our cities are quite ugly too. at least you're never that long of a train ride away from something stunningly beautiful, no matter where you are
>whats that rorke, you find me attractive?
>>216515091why the fuck would you say it like that
>ill>go to gp>time is of the essence so avoiding pointless chit-chat>what seems to be the problem anon?>"runny poo!"
Laughed at a few of these text posts
lace acorns and nuts with tranquilisers then collect the grey squirrels to strap them to fireworks
>>216514306>baddiedem>>216514345>gyaldem Mad how negrified brits are
>>216515120DO NOT DO THIS
why are you all ordering drinks like the bartender has shagged your wife
The name's cider. Pint of cider.
>can I get a medium latte please mate>nowhat do you do lads?
>>216515120Very canadian post
>>216515065he doesn't want solutions he just wants to vent he's a fellow girlie! *nailpaint emogi*
>be me>have phimosis >order an escort>she starts with the mindless chitchat>tell her sex>bewilderment flashes across her face>"SEX">she takes two steps back>"SEX" I repeat, louder>she's visibly shaken despite me trying to keep it moving>pleading at this point>"SEX! SEX... SEX">she grabs her shit and leaves>also I have phimosis and I'm on the nofap noporn
Heathermong is 43 btw
>>216515143would spark him/her straight out if someone tried this with me. but I look like a hard cunt so they never would
I entered a garage once for a new tyre and the man behind the counter shouted "NO WALK INS!". I turned around without saying anything and left. Could hear people laughing in the reception area as I went through the door. :(
>>216515143who does that literally no one
>>216515076Good evening
when i check into a hotel i just say my nameit catches them a little off guard to begin with but thats all the information they need
>>216515155screaming
>>216514840Cheadle mentioned
jeet me jeet me
>>216515094>at least you're never that long of a train ride away from something stunningly beautifulyouse mog us hard, we have some hills and green. you've got mountains, prairies, massive lakes, snow and fauna. the average road in a uk town is bumpy and uneven winding around some uproot soil with the grimmest grey sky imaginable
>walk into the pub>"oh hello anon, I haven't seen you in a while. what are you having?">"beer">place 3 pound coins on the bar>keep it moving and walk out
hi how's it evening can i have a pint of clarling
>>216515143i'd be fuming, utter fuming.
One young kiddie on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.
This has been the most depressing year in recent British history, in my opinion.
>>216515155
>asked gpberg to heal my sore knee>he said noWhat do I do now?
>>216515189drugmongs on /brit/ cheering on this crusader of libertarianism
lol, calling the baddies "fit" gotta be my favorite brit slang
>>216515257keep it moving
>youseTrying too hard typing like that. Same energy as those Scottish freaks who type in their “accent”
going bed, hopefully no more zombie dreams
>>216514612looks like the start of every single one of heathermong's dreams
what is 190 trying to spam into a gimmick now then?
>>216515189A woman I know was taking it so often that she lost the ability to walk for about a year.
>can i have a pint of lager please?>i don't know, can you?
we're aw fae somewhere x
>>216515257stalk him
>whip the car into the mechanics>throw the keys in his direction>"tyres">get in>drive offno time for mindless chit chat, we keep it moving
>>216515223makes you wonder why our ancestors stayed herewho sees a grim cold rainy island where we gradually stripped away most of the cool wildlife like bears/wolves anyway and thinks hmm if im going to be a peasant why stay here when i might as well be one in france where i can see the alps or get some sun
yes I am here
what is a DTFIC?
>>216515299hi
>>216515290Realistically lads how do I reply to this without sounding like a complete tit?
>>216514869Usually if they say no, I either look at them with half a grin and say "why not/how" or "what" depends what mood I'm in. Also if done with a straight face, it alerts them to my power level, at which point they usually go "haha just joking, one whatever coming right up" (they assume I'm autistic and can't understand jokes/sarcasm)
>>216515065because they're braindead retards who resort to violence nearly instantly, as the only language they can speak or understand?
>>216515318sshsssssh. got to roll a cig to go play horse game
>>216515308chatgpt down?
>>216515323yeah i can
there isn’t enough hours in the fucking night.I want to be up at 5 am but I don’t want to be going bed at 9 pm
>being able to afford going to the pub in 2025Hello millionaires
>>216515308Dunfermline Town Football international Club./brit/ adopted a football team while you were gone
>>216515291yay!
sick of learning history, it's well time to start on herstory.
>>216515065good post CAnada this one did numbers! Canadians would go tell them in Canada
>>216515323Lean over the bar and put the tap in your mouth and start sucking
>>216515351>up at 5amWhy do you do that to yourself?
>>216515329>alright mate can I get a medium latte please>No>why not?Might as well tell everyone in the shop you're a virgin
bought some muffins
going on a quiz show but refusing to answer personal question, as it bares no weight on the scoring of the quiz, and quite frankly, seems out of place in a quiz show
>>216515296remeber what
I just think that if there was an auto-uma carrot button to do runs on 10x speed on a bell curve it would make lots of money for them, and do a timeout thing so you cant go sleep with it on because that would be a crime (or enabling people to gatcha in their sleep should be illegal)
>>216515360I was watching New Zealand TV the other day and all the adverts were in a foreign language. Curious really.*looks at you expectantly*
>>216515391Early bird gets the worm n all that
>>216515380imagine dick riding a country
>>216515360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRQOtfLOyEU
baddie demmies AND gyally demmies mentioned
>>216515436spiritually I am CanadianCanadians are cuter automatically too (+ cuteness if they are). lots of people dickride their own countries. imagine only fucking black guys - like someone going around saying "yeah im Korean dick only". imagine dragons. suck my dick "imagine"
>>216515433that's just their accent
>quiz show>old contestants>win 50,000>'me and my wife and finally go on that cruise ship'it not bloody right, there should be an background check on what these runts are gonna spend the pounds on
only 2 good posters itt right nowthey know who they are
>>216515380Thank you four is indeed a number
I went in a pub in a quiet village in Devon once, and the barman (he was probably the landlord too) was sat on a sofa asleep, so I poured me and my gf a drink and slapped a fiver on the bar, went outside cos it was the summer, he was still inside when I went back in so I did the same, another fiver, finished the second drink and then buggered off ha
>>216515189i dont understand how people even start doing hard drugs like that, what did they expect to happen?
it me
>>216515491...im tachyon?
>>216515491um hi x
got shagged up the arse so hard i can barely walk
>>216515433were you watching the maori tv channel
>>216515500It's a nice story, but I don't believe you.
>>216515500landlord gatchaing chachig moneyyyy in his slep!!! boomer lyfestyle >>216515505ohh OK tachyono.o
>>216515434Early wageslave is getting fucked in the arse regularly more like. I work too, but I don't get out of bed until at least 7am.
black pinkie in your area
if you dont have a massive cock then you cant sexually please a woman they will just pretend
>>216515223we do have natural beauty but far less history and man-made beauty. everything is generic with no old ancient pockets like little roman or medieval bits, and no great museums. coming back here even from the uk is depressing, although i guess visitors tend to have rose coloured glasses and the grass is always greener and all that
>>216515542What's that
>>216515483Michael McIntyre's The Wheel had a contestant pop up a few weeks ago and steal the final question to win £68k after someone else had cleared the entire thing. He said he was spending it all on a lads holiday for him and his mates while the one who cleared the wheel was planning on donating a chunk of it to a cancer charity after his daughter died lmao
>>216515534Not my problem.
man got gyalie on meop block, bally on me
>>216515549nice if they pretend though it means they care about you
>>216515542you only made that post because I thought about her (white woman)
>>216515549Not true actually
man tryna call me a backup dancer
When I was 16 I lied about my age and signed up to adultfriendfinder.com looking for someone to let me suck their knob. Got loads of replies and when I was close to meeting someone he sent a message asking if I was sure this is what I wanted. I panicked and never returned to the site
>people go walking around in "op" (enemy gang) blocks >none of them dead before like 20. barely even any but seriously what is their excuse for this
>>216515563Why didn't you attempt to wake him? Cough or move a chair?
dont get donating to cancer charity. what, we just gonna stop cancer dead in it's tracks if we offer it money?
new gimmick, become a weeb but for india
>>216515536Good for you I guess I just have bigger dreams than you.
>>216515549The same way you pretend to be a good poster?
>>216515399Checked. Unfortunately I just broke up with the gf of 5 years a few months ago so have actually had sex more times than I cared to count.
sir king kong
>>216515549I have an average sized willy and I've had several women say I'm the best they've ever had in bed. Don't need a horse cock to please them, it's about technique and understanding how their bodies work.
>>216515542sounds quite repellent tbqh
never been in a pub in my life
anyone tried any irl gimmicks?
I've been poo-posting, shit-posting and fart-posting on /brit/ for 11 years now
arsewank on the cards?
wonder what happened to gfof4yearsmong
>>216515482>>216515532It was the accent. This was the advert I thought was foreign but it's actually all in English.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y74_JQBy2wQ
>>216515607Cos he looked like he would be a grumpy old sod if someone woke him up.
>>216515656he licked an escorts pussy recently
>>216515549no, most women aren't like your mom
>>216515245Every city centre across the country is flooded with them
Anyone remember the asexual gf gimmick?
>>216515616Your dream is an ugly Porsche? Deary me.
First time I went clubbing all my friends kept saying I looked very nervous
>>216515687Yes I remember when you used to spam this
>>216515121>pot calling the kettle blackemmy(gyaldem) used roadman slang on twitter last night, deleted tweet tho>>216515297they didn't know, if they knew they boats would've been chockered full>>216515553as a history enjoyer I'd drop the local bits of history for pic related in a second
>>216515695
>>216515684Not just that, it's everything.
>>216515662why were you watching this, why am I watching it, why am i dancing and jumping on the couch listening to it
>he's 40what was it like hunting stegosauruses with julius ceasar? lmao
oh this isn't ok
>walk into the dentist>Burst into the surgery room>Exclaim "teeth" at the dentist >Walk out and slap 50 quid on the reception deskDon't care, we keep it moving
>>216515726We won the Euros though.
>>216515722I don't get it
>>216515684They just stand around on their phones
>>216515737good post kid
>not even summer yet>already dying from the heatIt's over
>>216515751says you've got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs
>>216515747mental how chopped she is
>>216515735Is this a popular advert in your country?
your all retarded
>>216515751Crabs in a bucket. You see someone wanting more out of life and your first reaction is to mock him
haha
tfw no Porsche
can't even remember the last time i didn't sit down to do a wee. might as well have a fanny
i wish i was a pretty girl
>>216515802yeah, fag
>>216515750My gf calls it "ponytail bollocks football".
>>216515779no idea, most people under 50 don't really get exposed to advertising anymore. Ive never seen that ad
Foden just did quite possibly the zestiest celebration of all time
Tis the birth of a new gimmick lads, beautiful
>>216515802better safe than sorry. never know when a little poo is going to slip out
>>216515793if that's your ambition in life i find it a bit sad
>>216515773I'm actually quite handsome, I've been told.
>>216515824
>>216515835 “You sensed that you should be following a different path, a more ambitious one, you felt that you were destined for other things but you had no idea how to achieve them and in your misery you began to hate everything around you.”
>>216515835Didn’t say that though did you
Hey niggers, why are you black? (no reply last thread so reposting)
>>216515849UMMY x
return to aristocracy
>>216515854what's ambitious about wanting an ugly cari've got one already
viagra man did you have to tell your gp that you started using it? Should I start with Sildenafil
>>216515824Is it true that him, Jude and Trent are into a bit of bumming?
>>216515830I just see the same old shite I always see here
>>216515706Did he score?
>>216515867its OK all the pol/r9k posters must post all of their shit twice
>>216515480chimpanzee that monkey news
>>216515809u can do it hun x
tobes >.< xx
>>216515873Why are you acting obtuse
>walk into bathroom>Shout "poo" at the toilet>Turn around and shit myself as I walk outDon't care, we keep it moving
>>216515912do you think "ambition" is defined by the amount of cars and watches you have
calling crab in a bucket when someone laughs at your shitty little boy vroom vroom car
>>216515779The only tv anyone watches here is the chase and the 6pm newsAnd that's mostly boomers
damn dude your days is just sitting here saying things hopig your friendship circle jois in but the only rplies you get is "kys" and those at the dogshit persona #2371401323. thats sad!
sir poo
>>216515824dortmund pretty much gave foden the red carpet, easy chance of his life
>>216515947giggletv
you really think that I would join in on your things when you post that garbage (and never get replies also)
RORKE
>>216515824He loves sticking that tongue out haha x
>>216515937No and I never said that. So I’ll ask again why are you acting obtuse
>>216515976get stuck in laaaapoo! willy! bum!
would be so cool in kim just allowed access to the internet and 4chan in north korea, their general would be the best one for months
reminder to report the uma posters
>>216515966that's my wife
>>216515976shut up toby
The Witcher just had to go woke didn't it.This 4th season is not quite hitting the spot. Too much drama and not enough action. When the game comes out I'm not really looking forward to whoring it up and boozing gambling and fighting as much as before, alas, I digress
nah!!
>>216516001Imagine how they'd react to women with willys
2 thousand BBC's killed in Sudan from the RSF. When will the world wake up?
>>216516004reminder that you are not welcome here (because youre black)
>>216516040transgenderism is world ide, because its natural. they always would have them
we need another truly great high fantasy RPG
Movie
tobuscus
>>216516013your unarchived karaoke??
fearful that i may be demonically possessed
Fuck I thought Traitors was on tonight
"YJK" is ESP which is real
>>216516063agree, all this technology and nothing as cosy as dragon quest 8
>>216516018digress on digresslord
>>216516040i heard in russia some of the north korean soldiers sent there were gooning, porn is banned in north korea though
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>216515976>garbageFOY
I am anime.
"YJK" is ESP, which is real
>>216516072fucking hell, it's like those times were from another universe when I think about it, so many can change in over a decade
>>216516018henry cavill left because it was going to shit so it was never going to be good. in the new game you're ciri so you'll be scissoring the whores
>>216516103I will not take this transgression lightly, transgresslord
>>216516149>>216516149
horse sound effect (YKTO) .mp3horse sound effect (YKTO) .mp3horse sound effect (YKTO) .mp3horse sound effect (YKTO) .mp3or ot too many
Poo award
>>216516063Would be great to have a Final Fantasy 6 or Secret of Mana type game with slightly better pixel graphics, that's not a lot to ask for.