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>>216514488i went to school with this autistic rick and morty fan that got his shit knocked in by a black dude for making the following joke>"m-mmm-morty morty morty">"what do black women say when they're shocked">"l-lllll-lordy lordy"something like that
...this nigga
>>216514616Chinga tu migra o algo
I matched with this girl guys, rate her thank you
>>216514662I gotta smell her first, would tho probably.
Hello americansDo you have a brand of sugar SO famous, even a quick drawing of its packaging would be recognizable? I don't really have time to explain, I just want to know if you have that and which brand that would be
>>216514800Splenda? But that's a sweetner. I'm fucking Brazilian THOUGH thank you
>>216514834that'll do thank you
...alright
In most ancient cultures, the sun was associated with masculine energy and the moon with feminine energy.However, in the far north of the world, from Scandinavia to Russia and Siberia to Mongolia to the northern native Americans, we see precisely the opposite - the moon was associated with masculine energy and the sun was associated with feminine energy.
>>216514488kill yourself you weird faggot
>Oh okayThe Mexican poster is a fake-smug flamboyant sissy
>>216514988Same in Japan with Shintoism methinks
People were fucking stupid back in the old days got it
>>216515024Your spiritual instinct is numb. Chestertons fence
>>216515051:(
I'm silly :p
I joined a pilaties class because I am done being skinny fat and also I thought maybe I could meet some women work on social skills that are getting rusty (work from home job). I showed up last week and it was 100% all women as far as the eye can see, I had to double check catalog description to make sure I didnt sign up for a womens class by accident. Couldnt go through with it. Not sure I'll go through with it this week either.
>>216515142>pilaties bruh
>>216515142You should give it a chance
There is this theory that the Aztec religion in Mexico was closely related to the Canaanite/Carthaginian religion of the Levant and North Africa.
>>216515108p:
Why do foids love the smith machine>>216515142You should go
>>216515142You should go bro, just don't stare at them. I used to go at a yoga class and it was 98% women. It was fine, one woman farted one time lol.
>>216514488thread's themehttps://youtu.be/AHpXjp4N3Io?si=CM5230rjrH8W5Vq1
>>216515232lower risk of death
i have this brazilian filtered so i couldnt see the new
One time my dad was visiting me and he wanted to go to the local buffalo wild wings to watch the game and he ordered a big plate of boneless wings and the waitress said something like "oh boneless? you don't want bone in? You know boneless are just saucy chicken nuggets right?" and my dad's whole expression changed and he gave her the most dead eyed look I've ever seen and she eventually got uncomfortable and walked away and he immediately went back to normal like nothing ever happened and then a different waitress brought us our food and took over the table for the rest of the time we were there
>>216515344Who eats boneless? Shits cooked bruh
>>216515344She was in the wrong.
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>216515424I'm gonna nut in your coffee
>>216515424i just finished mine
>>216515520nice. hope you enjoyed your cuppa
>>216514488>tfw I got Gino's on the way homehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W3A34TTxFU
oh my days I've gone mental innit
>>216515344Is boneless chicken nuggets or is it actually normal chicken though?
>>216515614fr fr no cap
>>216515614>real life
>>216515614The job market is so shit that this would probably be more effective than an actual resume
Where's the anon who lives with his mommy's boyfriend?
>>216515700he's here >>216515700
>>216515715
>>216515724But that's me...
video games been extra shit lately
>>216515790das right. you live with your mommy's boyfriend
>be me>22>5'2>bald
>>216515467
>>216515700jason? probably shitting up a /vg/ thread
>>216515808aint no way youre 5'2
*starts getting jiggy in this bitch*
I saw a legit midget a week ago at the grocery store. He was shorter than his shopping cart. He looked like he was 60
Imagine if zyzz was alive, he'd probably be more popular than ever and going on podcasts
>>216515883There’s an Asian midget that works at my grocery store. Such cases
>>216515883We had a midget girl coming to our parties for a while, she was kind of cute, her tall friend was really hot tho.
Making sourdough discard bread
>>216515933Did you know anyone who fucked her and told you about it, the midget I mean I feel like manhandling one would be kind of hot, if she still has feminine curves and wasn't shaped like a sausage
>>216515808I'm blind in my left eye
>>216515655Its true, wagie jobs will pick the charismatic guy over the educated sperg
You now remember Jeb Bush
Voted for Zohran
>>216515808The older you get, the less baldness matters. Women who are looking for 30yo guys with zero hair loss have limited options.
>>216515988>downloading twitter photos and renaming the filedo (You) really
A biker got head injuries near my house this morning
>>216515988>83% votes>drump support dropped from 64% to 24%lmao
>>216515963Nope, they were trying to fuck her friend always. I would have hit on her if I wasn't with someone back then.
*US TO CUT AIR TRAFFIC 10% BY FRIDAY IF NO SHUTDOWN DEAL
>>216516112god I hope the shutdown holds until thanksgiving
>>216516138People are going to SNAP
erika kirk was never even pregnantwhere the children now? on esptein dungeon?
reading about slavic paganism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI
The shutdown should continue forever
"/cum/"
>>216516250CinlandUerbiaMrazil
>>216516188
>>216516250We have forgotten the old ways
>goes to /int/ - International>NOOOO WHAT ARE THESE INTERNATIONAL PEOPLE DOING HERE
jason idolizes John Wayne Gacy
>>216516286
>>216516250Yeah, it's egregous to have a Swede and a Croatian here. The Mexican is fine though.
Do people seriously have 0 survival instincts Look at this fucker
>entire world sperging out about the NYC electionFor what purpose? Why is this being shilled so hard? I doubt anyone could have even named the mayor before Aladdin.
Drinking Pepsi rn
>>216516336
>>216516393It's a distraction from Canada's budget
>>216516428Same artist?
>>216516393Eric Adams, Bill de Blasio, Michael Bloomberg, and Rudy Giuliani. New York Mayor is probably one of the most famous non-national-level political leaders.
My teeth are rotting, I smell like cigarettes, my cheap clothes smell like piss, people walk the other way when they see me, but at least i can masturbated to pics of my friends gf and listen to wendy carlos on the internet :D
>>216516469UHHHH I meant non-Americans. My coworkers didn't even believe me there was a black mayor lol
>>216516471>My teeth are rotting, Eat vitamin rich low-sugar foods. I'd suggest white meats and green vegetables. >I smell like cigarettes, Cool>my cheap clothes smell like piss, Wash them>people walk the other way when they see me,Try fixing your posture >but at least i can masturbated to pics of my friends gf and listen to wendy carlos on the internet :DThat's a win, appreciate the positives
>>216516462no that was a korean artist the one the other anon posted is by a western artist who usually draws ugly shit slop
This blonde girl in the waiting room wouldn't stop eye raping me. When she stood up to be seen she even turned her head to look at me but I'm too autistic so I looked the other way thank you for reading my bloggposting thank you
>>216516522>That's a winGiga kek
>>216516562it's pisses me off
>>216516601What pisses you off?????????????
BREAKING NEWSMEXICAN GRAND JEWESS PRESIDENT SHEINBAUM GROPED ON STREETS OF MEXICOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6sKFMFnWFk
>>216516624That you looked away. Stop doing this.
>>216516637It's amazing how Mexicans are leftists in terms of housing, healthcare, oil, guns, etc but will go on to be complete social reactionaries.
We're called little people and we have feelings just like you do
>>216516637She should've said "I had people beheaded for less, bitch ass nigga
>other countries *exist*>Worst /cum/ posters:
my bedside table growing up at my parents house was made by my families "smart slave" it was built entirely with wood, no nails were used!
>We're called little people and we have feelings just like you do
>>216516454>you can't expect our own officials to be competent or honest because of the USA o algoWe have a thirdie mentality, it's pathetic
>>216516355IT was one of the first movies I watched. Some of my earliest memories are me being afraid of clowns.
As a manlet, I don’t believe that I deserve rights
>>216516671you see it isnt really about a country's political system that makes the country successful countries with shit people with be shitty no matter what system they adopt mexicans fall into shittywhy chinese even with the ccp are civilized
Crazy how there’s not gonna be any more pennies madeWe’re in a penniless society now
>>216516355Clowns were actually very common and mildly popular with kids. Making horror movies with clowns was meant to be subversive and unexpected, it only became a cliche because it was widely imitated.
>in mexico random drunkards get to grope the presidentwhat do you do when youre drunk /cum/https://youtu.be/DfZs4URFoHM?si=fYP6X7fUx2Hcs3LY
>>216516778Based understander
>>216516788When I'm drunk I watch cartoons (eg last night I watched Secret of Nimh)
most based newspaper prove me wrong
I just fucking came
>>216516778That guy who worked with Dan Shneider on Nickelodeon (Brian Peck) who went to jail for kid stuff had a portrait of John Wayne Gacy in his house and it showed it to the child actors who came to his house, he was also pen pals with him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hulYhXEyNdA
yo where my muh fuggin food stamps is
>>216516876Based, when I'm high/drunk I look up random cartoons on YouTube, I like to see what's playing on 24/7 Livestream
>>216516788I rarely was drunk in the past because I always did drugs.
>>216516910>That guy who worked with Dan Shneider on Nickelodeon (Brian Peck) who went to jail for kid stuff had a portrait of John Wayne Gacy in his house and it showed it to the child actors who came to his houseDid Nick do background checks to find the worst people or something? Surely there's some acting teacher who isn't a complete degenerate.
>>216516711Of course, are you forgetting that we're in "Elbows Up" mode right now?
>>216516926https://www.whitehouse.gov/government-shutdown-clock/blame the demonrats
>>216516953Next time I get drunk I think I'll rewatch The Last Unicorn, my older sister made me watch that movie so many times. I fucking miss her.
it's so over for the sombreros it's not even funny
how long do fap blisters take to heal
>>216516996That quote makes me think this kike set that up to push legislation
>>216517021nah mexicans are just stupid and her security guard was probably out drinking tequila
>>216516996qrd?last I heard a mayor/governor/whatever man idk got killed by narcos a few days ago after he spent months begging the president for help fighting them and she just shrugged and said nothing will change. is this related or is it something else
>>216516972I WANTS MY MUH FUCKIN 40 NIGGA
>>216516996It's ackhually insane how in a country where violent gangs often have more control than the police and even the military that they can even mention femicide or harassment like it's a serious issue in comparison
>>216517039>>216517021unbelievable how easy it would have been for a cartel assassin
>>216516996What happened!!
>>216517085why would the cartels kill their plant
>>216517085She's on their side
>>216516959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYnTXpCvOvoIt's too common for creeps to always around kids shows in Hollywood to be a coincidence.
>>216517085nigga them cartels put her in her placethey killed all the rest literally
Still fucked up and drowsy 24 hours after overdosing THC Im never doing drugs ever again
>>216516778I believe you but who the fuck actually hires a clown
>>216517158lol you'll come back and get a tolerance
>>216517187I literally looked into the mirror and screamed while holding my face then I spiraled into a delusional nightmare for the next 5 hours I was shaking on the bathroom floor unable to control my limbs
>>216517187>toleranceNot a good thing, you'll waste more money and not even get stoned
>rando kisses her on the neckNOTHINGburger wasn’t even worth looking up
>>216517158It's possible to overdose on THC? It's more likely you'd od on oxygen
>>216517205how much did you take?
Ohhh I just got it! /cum/! Like jizz! That's so funny!
>>216517222I just said overdose but I don't know I just went into a horrible spiral I'm just now recovering
>>216517214im working on it but it doesnt help that i cant smoke bud in my apt.concentrates are a bitch
>>216517266Well, if it's like any other drug you should probably ween yourself off of it. So, go take some more THC
>>216517263just wait until the next olympics happens and the rest of the world gets in on our funny and clever joke
>>216517257I don't know I drank half a bottle of Willie Nelson thc drink and it sent me into a nightmare realm soon after I saw my own skeleton face
>>216517222thc isn't even psychoactive enough to make you hallucinate or anything this anon sounds like some midwestern mother who think that its a gateway drug or one of those tiktok cops who fake having seizures when they touch a random baggy on the street and call it fent
you know if third worldism is gonna reign then at least i really really hope they throw out newscum and pelosi and cuomo and all the rest kicking and screaming that at least gives me a bit of solace
>>216517304you prob had 50mg or more which is way too much for a new usermaybe try actually thinking about the drugs you take
>>216517301Normies are already calling the FIFA World Cup the /cum/ cup
>>216517327I'm never touching it again
Maybe just maybe don’t take any drugs at all
mods the BE flag is back for the third time tonight, spamming the exact same posts in order. that is because he is an automated spambot
>>216516955You have to combine BOTH!
I've only had edibles a few times, one time a Macedonian girl gifted us a huge ball of hash probably 15 grams and we made butter from it and then made banana pancakes with it. It was really nice.
>>216517363Maybe you should put your dick in my ass
>>216517320Latinas are more based than white women yet again
>>216517404Rather not
>>216517385I did, that's why I was never drunk lol, one time I drank 20 hainekens at a festival in Netherlands because they were 1 euro a cup. Barely was drunk lol.
Made a root beer float
Don’t mess with Zohran
>>216517440in what?
semen and seman
>>216517458Bath tub
>>216517458In your mom's pussy
Lana Del Rey is the only good foid singer
im still kind of mad that the 2nd gladiator movie exists
Does Brazil have cartels like Mexico does and if not why not
>>216517043She was groped o algo. She's saying that if that happened to the president who knows what happens to younger girls.
Snacking on pork fat rn>>216517487One of the few ones I like, she was hot when she was fat lol
>>216517488It's so bad you have to just delete it from your mind. It's mere existence makes the original lose respectability
>>216517492brazil is just mexico but lot biggerjust a jungle version of the us honestly
>>216517488i havent seen it yet. prob will during the holiday break
Need a GameCube usb controller for emulation
>>216517439I don't understand getting drunk off beer for the life of me. I'm not criticizing you, I'm just saying liquor is so much more efficient it's not even funny
alcohol feels so much worse than thc
My taint itches
>>216517536>I'm just saying liquor is so much more efficient it's not even funnybeer feels warm in your belly and tastes good and you can order shared pitchers of it easilyit's cheap and wont shoot your tolerance up too high
>>216517509Trvke
>Bad things>It's a lot of bad things>That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'>They wishin' on me>Bad things>It's a lot of bad things>That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin'>They wishin' on me
Rogan just posted his new ep with Russell Crowehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4G2KGEkSyI>>216517536Idk, I'm not much of a hard alcohol drinker, I like beer in the summer especially when I'm dancing because it's cold and refreshing.
>>216517566YeahI understand preferences but I'll never understand people who drink criticizing weed. Weed is better by every objective metric.
I’ve been drunk maybe onceFelt like shit the next morning so I never did it againTried smoking onceTasted like shit so I never did it againIt’s really simple not being an addict and loser
>>216517533You need to stop being a bitch and play on real hardware
>>216517533Can't you use a standard xbox type controller? I never liked Nintendo controllers.
I fully expect it to be shit but I'm going to go see Nolan's Odyssey in 70mm imax when it comes out
>>216517624I want to see you naked in imax
>>216517594Would
Do you get into the state housing if you have a volkish connection to NYC (immediately recognizable as a lovable ethnic trope) or do you have to be a suburban transplant who started dreaming about Brooklyn in high school?
>>216517615Too much investment, I just wanna play custom robo >>216517617GameCube controller has a specific layout that's unintuitive with Xbox controller. For example, X is in a different position
>>216517608Hard alcohol hangover is the worst I've ever felt in my life, can't breathe, insane head ache, giga anxiety, think I'm gonna die...
Me and /cum/
>>216517653>Too much investmentBitch made
I've never been hungover. I've vomited pure stomach bile thougheverbeit idk if that counts
>>216517648why the fuck do white girls suddenly want to talk to me now? I have an irish and a polish girl messaging me on interpals and I got like a bunch of tinder matches all from white girls thank you
>>216517678
>>216517605I'm not deluded enough to think one is better for you than the other both are bad for you but thc at least doesn't leave you feeling like shit the next morning if you're not a zoomie
>>216517705No idea, but don't fumble it.
currently bringing water to a boil
>>216517728why
>>216517722>I'm not deluded enough to think one is better for youyou can look it up, it's like comparing caffeine and crack.
>>216516138Why is timmy praying when he has like fairies who make wishes for him? Is that the joke?
>>216517734spaghetti
>>216517750meat balls and marinara?
>>216517722Nigga alcohol kills you
I've noticed that girls don't wear skirts that much in public. Why is that.
>>216517532I wouldnt do that. Its not even fun bad, its just flat out bad. If you liked the first one its just gonna make you angry
>>216517746Yeah alcohol is worse for you in general but thc causes memory issues over time if you're a heavy user and the smoke is still bad for you if you're smoking, I only do edibles like once a week though so I'm safe for the most part tbqh
>>216516336I want to kiss her
>>216517593Liquor feels warm going down too. Who needs pitchers, just need a bit to warm the palateUnless we're talking fat trashy girls then YEAH STUFF EM FULL>>216517602Nah I just sip liquor and enjoy pills
>>216517794This dude really tried to pull the "yeah but" after saying some wrong shit
>>216517810Why did you save this image
>>216517774the cheapest meat sauce walmart had
>>216517853this one?
It’s that easy
>>216517890yes
why dont we start a realm of the mad god guild
>>216517915Is this girl german from germany?????????????
>>216517810>Who needs pitcherspeople watching sports with friends>>216517794weed can be controlled way more easily and even uncontrolled, it's being kinda dumb and embarrassing vs prob going to jail with an uncontrolled booze habit
>>216517917it's in my fridge right now and it aint the best.
>>216517966i reckon its good, i could feast on it
>>216517966I lied anyways it's prego
Where is the Icelanding anon, did his plane crash?
>>216517982it's not. there's little to no meat>>216517983bad anon
>>216518032fuck u
Who wants a piece of my ass
>>216518067lying is bad
>>216517991Eternal flight o algo
Jason’s dream is to be a trad wife
Where is YOUR dream
>>216518098Hope not>>216518084Nah, but i wouldn't mind some pussy pie rn
I want to travel 40 years into the future and get an update on belle Delphine’s life
>>216518123A trad wife to WHOM????????????? thank you
>>216518132I'M LOOKING FOR HER THANK YOU
>>216518136She’ll die as part of the social media influencer mass suicide in 2036t. Time traveler
semen semencum cum
hello all
okay i need to do something stop with 4chin
>>216518185Good day sir
>>216518174>cumWAIT A SECOND THATS THE NAME OF OUR GENERALLOL
>>216518197Interact with white girls?????????????
>>216518132Big booty bitches
>>216517624im genuinely surprised how they can spend so much money getting an absolutely stacked cast only for it to be the worst casting choices of all timelike you clearly have a blank check and in a vaccum so many of these are great actors but all of them together for a modern retelling of a greek epic? what the actual fuck are you doing nigger
i’m ugly as fuck and i will be making it everyone elses problem. thank you for your attention on this matter
>>216518247WHY DO THEY KEEP CASTING ZENDAYA SHES UGLY AS FUCK
>>216518247cosmo jarvis was based in shogun
>>216518247Nolan has to be the most overrated director alive right now
>>216518247Is this really the cast? Greeks will be fucking mad. My grandma will spit on the floor. Why are they doing this?
>>216518277They need to remake achilles and make her helen lmao. would be funny af
casting Zendaya to play beautiful characters should be the casting version of the wilhelm scream
>>216518303Why do you Europeans think all of you have porcelain skin and light hair and eyes? You guys are mostly brown like us Indians
>>216518327I'm not watching that
David Lynch >>>>> Christopher Nolan!!!!
>>216518338I want to use Zendaya as my litter box
>>216518388David Lynch is more talented but Nolan kinos are more entertaining
>>216518358>You guys are mostly brown like us IndiansI don't think that's true.
>>216518398why wear something so impractical?
Now you listen here you goyim fucks
>>216518398What a flattie
We live in upstate NY, and Florida
do you remember your first cigarette?
>>216518505never smoked
>>216518505yeah, I was trying to impress a very cute hot girl
>>216518505Yeah I thought it was lameMy first cigar on the other hand was a Cuban cigar and holy shit, it felt like a warm hug wrapped around my brain.Nicotine is shit though for anything other than a special occasion
>>216518505Nah but I was 18 I think. I think I remember doing some drugs and not having weed and maybe someone gave me a cigarette and it just felt good. Before that I was the cunt who was bashing everyone for smoking.
>>216518505vaguelyit was a newport with my wigger friends
>>216518553I was like 8 or something
>>216518505No I but I know I was like 12
anyway, I smoke these
>>216518574Why? lol >>216518603Used to have Camel phase, then a Parlament phase and now I smoke girl cigarettes/
Bugs in silksong are kicking my ass and I'm lost. I feel like a kid playing this game.
>>216518398We need a Saudi king to take one for the team and pay her to make a porno
Going to put the bread in the oven soon. Got sourdough starter bubbling too - maybe tomorrow or sometime later I'll make bread with it
>>216518648Hell yeah dude, post it here when you make it.
>>216518645Really bro?She's mid as fuck
>>216518629Girl cigarettes and girl alcohol is lowkey kind of the best, because men have this thing where we have to pretend to like bad shit to appear manly
>>216518658hellohttps://youtu.be/FfQ9HstpqcE
Can't remember my first cig but do recall my first joint vividly
There’s only one reason why anyone here is smoking or drinkingPeer pressureYou are weak minded and easily influenced
>>216518702for me it was an aluminum pipe #braincellkilla
>>216518711So what? I love my friends
>>216518658Yeah I'll post it when it's done baking.>>216518711In some areas there's hardly anything to do other than drinking, especially in the off-season if it's a tourist area.
>216518711
>>216518757You’re just jealous of my alcohol and cigarette free lifestyle
I miss my nigga bossmanjack free austin til it's backwards
>>216518789Nigger
>>216518388Nolan is so forgettable to me that I had to do a search just now to recall what's in his catalogue. Interstellar is alright.
>>216518693Idk what girl alcohol is but I girls cigarettes are much smaller and thinner, I do about 10 a day, I really wanna quit. >>216518698Hello fren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqxifPcCBio
this hot sauce goes crazy mode and its kind of chunky so it can get stuck at the thing and you squeeze and then a huge mega jizzum of hot sauce squirts out
Please use this for the new please
>>216518868Shut up
>>216518868I could beat her in a fight.
>>216518711I smoke 5 cigarettes per can of beer huddled in my dingy living room while browsing trash on the internet. You're just a retard who can't get anything right.
Is this true?Notoriously big if true!
also this flour tastes like it has gone bad, i'm eating it anyway doe
>>216518889I don't care about these meme fast food places that normies meme aboutI don't care
>>216518900why are you eating flour?
>>216518909Okay
>>216518886I would kiss all through the night more like
>>216518835>girls cigarettes are much smaller and thinneryeah, they look thin and longer than the usual cig. EU banned all menthol cigs because kids might get addicted. now they vape some shit.
>>216518420>>216518484>I don't think that's trueYou're all brownoids like us Indians and it's just a tiny percentage of you that have porcelain skin, light hair and eyes
>>216518484True
>>216518953They vape and inhale nitrous oxide
>>216518953They are not banned here. >>216518959I don't think we look anything like Indians. Yeah there might be swarthy people but you said in EUROPE which means UK and Scandinavians and Central Europ, they are pale whites.
>>216518909Who's memeing about in-n-out
>>216518711I drink because it's good for me
do you think any lucky illuminati members have ever got the opportunity to 1 v 2 the olsen twins in sex
>>216519072they ugly
>>216518995Europeans descend from us Indians how fucking stupid are you
>>216519072Perhaps, btw their sister is pretty
>>216518995Us Indians are the original aryans that migrated to Europe
>>216519086I don't think that's true, why are you mad, why does it matter?
*grabs your dick* the fuck is this? You hiding a little shrimp in here or something?
You are brown like us saar
>>216519105It matters because you Europeans portray yourselves as angelic figures when you're all a bunch of brownoids like us
>>216519125>>216519086Humans decended from apes, too. That's basically what you are
>>216519125ok whatever
>>216519154>>216519155I don't understand why you white people think you're superior to us
>>216519184I don't really care that much desu
>216519184low quality bait desu
>It matters because you Europeans portray yourselves as angelic figures when you're all a bunch of brownoids like us
>>216519184ayoooo!!!
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