Miles Jacobson edition
>>216516170This man cannot manage a good game, he should be relieved from his position
eating poo
get them in, get them granted asylum, get them straight into a quiet english town to wreak havoc
I only have 7000 friendship points so I will probably not get a good haru card but im glad the fan favorite can get picked now without suffering for others
>>216516170nth for mostly negative reviews
>>216517556leftypol clapping and cheering
nth for the holodem
Just had a splendid wank
>>216517556sick to bloody death of getting groomed by these chocolate boat people
minimod cancer parasite poltard BE flag
heloo
Right, how do we fix the housing market lads?
wow anon riko support card is availible until 17th what do u think about that
>>216517598the minimod cancer thing was really funny
it's trump's fault the left is pro-immigration in this country
>>216517618
>>216517609get the ayslum mandem housed first
poo
>>216517609double brexit
>>216517609I tried reaching out to the housing minister the other day but when I asked for more houses he just replied no.
OK maybe if I am going to be followed by a community (and my words echoed) I should say more positive things
>216517618What an insanely spasticated post
>>216517572Just wondering
>>216517611she's needed for the unity cup scenario but we get 100x free pulls for her and her R card is good enough
>>216517609call the king and tell him to use the royal guard
>>216517638The British - Australia - New Zealend union needs to happen and it needs to happen NOW.you need men we need houses and you lot have tonnes of empty land
these new captchas can honestly fucking do one
firework cunts need to stfu now.
>>216517656yeah I have already been getting these skills she offers? what scenario tho
>>216517646hs?
business idea: let the biomass take over the english countryside and move all the white british to western australia
>Walk into train station and go up to the desk, skipping the queue >Shout "ticket" at the desk operator >Walk off onto the tracks in the direction I'm headed Don't care, gotta keep it moving
>>216517656100 free pulls where? I was going to spend like 7K carrots on gatcha because then I would have 17k for kitsune but I have all these things and bonuses can work the other way too
business idea: renting pizza
business idea: fart on uma's
If you lads want a good laugh just read up on the Irish famine
o I found the unity cup thing I dont want her
Well, Rorke?
>>216517749no thanks. not for me
Notorious day in the history of the nefarious popish religion.
>images (3) (2).jpg wait a minute...
And the latest from Timothy James Bryne?
Do you like my feet
any insidious slug man in?
only the mail would say 16% is 'almost 1 in 5'
mental how wars like the second congo war or the iran-iraq war just got completely forgotten and 99% of people dont even know what they are
>>216517790I'm more of an odious slug
>>216517609Nothing to fix mate I'm making loads of money
>>216517782looks like someone dropped a couple of tiramisus in tesco car park
>>216517768falseflag
Going to apply for a job at aldi lads, cant go wrong with that pay
*walks into thread wearing an outrageous tie*alri
>>216517771
>>216517689business idea: cleanse biomass worldwide and let white people take the land
Welcome To The Grangle
mad how all the Ruby Granger posts and tranny spam stopped when carlybender left
I always avoid the red skills because if they inherit them and then they run in that position...
>>216517844Their application process is a pain in the arse, but good luck lad. Maybe are EW can give your some pointers
>>216517827Parasite.
As in America, British populists campaign on stopping immigration but plan on taking away people's health care and pensions instead. Hitching immigration enforcement to the politics of austerity Thatcherism is not only irrational (stopping immigration is a direct attack on capitalism), it's also terrible politics. If tomorrow whites vanish from the West, this political paradigm will be why.
>>216517782you look like you're starting to turn into a werewolf
Ironic how the biomass poster fits the description perfectly himself
anyone got any good keywords to add to the filter list to minimise toby posts?
>Welcome to the Grangle
The new Francis video is out lads
>>216517782Been wearing the same pair of shoes since you were 3 lad?
Ernst Thälmann sucking an Eritrean tranny off
Conservatives have been promoting ruralism because they’re given up on winning in their own terms (democracy) in the cities. Even some 1930s fascists argued that cities are cesspools of degeneration. The reality is that cities are the economic, political, and cultural epicenters of history, and if you lose them to foreign hands or foreign faiths, you lose your country and civilization.
>>216517865I've had multiple wanks to that poster
>>216517886You are the most boring person that has ever lived If doctors were to study you they'd have to come up with a new kind of autism to describe what you've got
>>216517800no western power no care inni
HYALLO IT'S ROOBAY GRANGLER
actually it costs 150K free carats to get enough support points...
>>216517870>Their application process is a pain in the arse??
>>216517886it has nothing to do with economics. they don't believe in God, therefore they want government to act as God. It's entirely spiritual.
>>216517800Funny how ronald Regan supported saddam during that war
covid was a gift from God to kill off the boomers and we squandered it
you can shove your fucking poppy up your arseyou can shove your fucking poppy up your arseyou can shove your fucking poppy shove your fucking poppy you can shove your fucking poppy up your arse
HYALLO IT'S ROOBEE and tyooday, oiy'm gyowing tyoo bee sharing with yoo moiy thoughts on the 1001 books to read before you die, which I read all of this week.[SPONTANEOUS OUTFIT CHANGE]Firstly, The Catcher in the Rye. This was VARRY good. Would definitely recommend to any--[AWKWARD EDIT][SPONTANEOUS OUTFIT CHANGE]Next up, weee have The Lovely Bones, which I was a little disappointed boiy as from the title I initially thought this was about my family. Even though it's not a book about me, I would still recommend it. VARRY good.[DOG BARKS IN BACKGROUND, DOORS SLAM][SPONTANEOUS OUTFIT CHANGE]And just a quick reminder that today's video is sponsored by Enterprise Rent-a-Car! I've been using then for years and years now and ALWAYS rent cars from them when I'm one of the many new cities that I often travel to. Their cars have everything you need! Four wheels, a steering wheel, a ryoof, and sometimes no ryoof!"
>>216517904This lad part toucan
>>216517937shut up paedros
>>216517909Wank to any good tranny or cuck porn lately?
>>216517956'sheed
oh the missions (like "win x G1 races") just loop? and you can keep winning things by playing? OK the carrot stream will ever stop! banana!
Should i watch deep space nine?
>>216517957looks like a rottentroll
just triggered a pinko
>>216517912it's probably just a mix of low intelligence, compulsive tendencies and 15+ years on 4chan
Hop in, dude!
rorke use BC and ADleftypol using BCE and CE
won the pub quiz tonight, wasn't even close either
>>216517963My last wank was to an asian womanAshley akoi to be specific
banana!
>>216517963regularly wank over arielle maxine, but otherwise repulsed by themxhe's just sex sex sex
>>216517981Pasbort
mental how literally every country on earth hates us as do our own government, rough time to be a Briton
late for work because I got stuck in bloody quicksand again
>>216517978He needs to be euthanized
>>216517992sample question?
i am.....hated for loving
>>216517981Why has he got his arm out like he has his arm around the children in the car with him...... Meh I'm sure it's nothing
>>216518019I honestly don't think there has ever been a group of people who hate britons more than british boomers
>>216518001he's pretty but I'm just not gay enough to actually wank to it
>>216518019>a Britonfuck off lad
hijabi at my local halal pizza place is very cute might be in love
>>216518025quck sandy, local top slag
>>216518041miquella ahh anon
>>216518035what came first, sliced bread or tea bags?the answer was tea bags, I got that one wrong aha
How to fix Britain1. End external immigration of my sperm (by destroying their sacks)2. zero gravity bollock extermination3. death penalty for my nards4. conversion therapy for my testicles (from whole to smashed)5. declare having intact scrotums illegal6. nationalise the rail (so trains can drive over my sack)7. nationalise energy (so I can dip my danglers into a million degree tokamak reactor)8. introduce an immigrant tax post-brexit where immigrants must pay 5% to bash my soft testes9. post-brexit tariff revenue income for the treasury to be put into heavy brown bags and dropped on my testicles10. tax evading companies have their assets and operations seized by the state until they punch my eggs11. pressure inside my ballbag to increase to 25%12. end free schools and invest in a massive state school building (on top of my exposed bollocks)13. national scrote bashing is mandatory14. no intact male sex organs in education for anyone from nursery to university15. massive infrastructure projects, Crossrail 2, HS3 and a London airport linking freight rail, sea and air so as to assault my gonads on all fronts16. raise chokehold on my aching nards to 15,000PSI17. end emergency operations on hurt testicles18. end inheritance (of healthy bollocks)19. end the smoking ban so pub-goers can stub out their fag-ends on my tender gonads20. 20% banker bonus for every CEO who flicks my sack21. increase military spending to 10% of GDP so missiles can be laser-guided to my scrotum22. Abolish the house in which my sack resides23. reduce my healthy sperm count to 550 (then to zero with a hammer)24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliament (but only after they blow my sack with a car bomb)25. Abolish my testicles
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Hate my fucking voice it’s so shit and pathetic
>>216518019You'll get through it.
>>216518056You a pict are you lad? Didn't think so
>>21651806870% chance she is already married
>>216518053fair, I've got a whole fantasy developed where I'm a soldier on chevauchee in the 14th century and the lads sack a convent and I see this hot gallic qt to ravage, then I discover she has a willard so I fuck him up that arse and make him my little french gf for a bit
>>21651808510/10 post
>>216517933All the situational based questions you have to answer
rorkes doing voice training
Wish i could change the world
>>216518094same, probably my weakest feature. It's the classic nasally nerd voice
>>216518050He's a child himself
>>216518077quizmaster must be mental
rorkes doing voice training like the trannies
>>216518104
>>216518104oddly specific but I respect it
>>216518094this I habitually make my voice higher than it's natural tone
Had one hit of a weed joint yesterday and had a mini panic attack
Wasn't worth posting the first timeMaybe take a little break
times are tough. barely had enough dosh to tip my landlord this month
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1762373896211687.mp4
https://x.com/volcaholic1/status/1985996690646806698mental that
>>216518056Based
>>216518145Shameful
What exactly are you supposed to do in a situation like this?
>>216518094My voice is too deep and my friends mock me
shant be clicking either of those
>>216518148Love seeing black people react to things, they're just so expressive
>>216518162Bend over. No one will believe you anyway
>>216518148fuark F
This thread is going too fast!!
>>216518176the ol' razzle dazzle
>>216518145she did some shit dance and the daughter turned off the video disappointed and she tried for that because she was disappointed with the results unto that point
>>216518176oh he BEEN changed
>>216518148me playing san andreas
>>216518148why does he run away
>>216518166Shut up you little cunt
>>216518148HE DIDNY FLY SO GOOD
>>216518108Tesco had this too when I used to work there. No CV required really, just pass the questionnaire and then supply some details all on the online portal.I used to be a manager there, it's basically a filter for mongs who don't know how to put the customer first. If you don't drop everything and bend over backwards to let the customer fuck you then you're not suitable to work there.
just been huffing some NOS lads
>>216518176bluds dancing like a 1920s cartoon character
Was once rejected by McDonald's after a pretty ok interview
>>216518162Get on your knees unc
Have zero friends in real life.Have 6 discord friends and 3 of them are American trannies.
>>216518257they fit?
>>216518208I will slay you where you stand
>>216518172This shit is boring Bring back the pure satire
>>216518242I've failed every interview I've ever done because I showed zero enthusiasmjust can't find the energy to pretend I want to work
never even had an online friend mejust a complete fucking social retard, probably more socially retarded than your average downie
>>216518172communism is not an economic policy. it is the rejection of God. it is a religion. is the opposite end of the religious spectrum than Christianity. It is why LGBTQ+ (the inversion of Christian morality) is always part of the neo-communist manifesto
>>216518176jive rorke
>>216518258only if he takes one at a time!
Straight up NEED Emma Watson to sit on my face and fart.
>>216518286pooscrem
>>216517649like this, you get to see my full face upon subscribing to my only fans>>216517749if she's not japanese I unironically don't care although I'd only marry a jap if white christian women were wiped off the face of the earth>>216518162when it doubt, do the gay porn dance that folk on here go on about
>>216518286boom boom!
>>216518286screaming poo
life's getting gayand it keeps getting gayerwrote a racial slurand copped a three dayerhe posted some trannys cockand got off scot freeposting some wordsthe jannys crosshair on me
>>216518282What was the point of posting this?
>>216518286The rare good post
discord friend (trans) wants to go to a gig with me in january
The discord friends don't exist by the way He made them up
started on the whisky like a fucking mong didnt i
scran
>>216518320Shag his pooey hairy bumhole
>>216518333wee dram of cardhu is it lad?
>having online "friends"
>>216518299Impossible to tell. could be fit could be butters
discord friend (rorke) wants to go to a gig with me to bash some troons in january
>>216518343you're my online friend :-)
>>216518339its cheap lidl gutrot but itll do
>>216518333There there lad, I'd be doing it too if I had any left in the house. Such is the curse of alcoholism
>>216518340This shit is boring Bring back the pure satire
>>216518320Is this >>216518330 true???
so it was heatherpaedo all alongwhy is he like this?
>>216518344she's just my discord friend though we're not some weird e-dating couple, my appearance isn't relevant
catposters are automatically my friend :)
>>216518356oh goodness methat just won't do
>>216518356Are you me? Just finished a litre of balmuir 3 year old the other night
>>216518354stay away from me
>>216518373Spotted it from the first post
when are you cutting the cord /brit/?
>chudette challenges you to a dance offwhat's your move
>>216518387Don't use any of these
>>216518387I stream anything I want to, and don’t pay a single cent. It’s called piracy.
>>216518387got a 5TB storage and my own server running the media programshaven't had a subscription to anything in years
>>216518387I already cancelled Netflix like 2 years ago, never looked back
>>216518403Is that Nicole Mullen
>>216518374Appearance is always relevant to women mate
>>216518387all i use is torrent -> jellyfin
>>216518403umm
>>216518387Isn't she technically streaming her shite videos on YouTube?
ZAMN!
>>216518369nope she's very real and lives in bristol :)
>>216518403the running man
>>216518403tell her she looks phoenix nights-era daniel kitson and then lock her in the toilet
>>216518387I just buy blurays
>>216518422for dating, as I said she purposefully would go on /soc/ to speak to the weirdest people possible as it interested her
streaming my urine into the toilet
>>216518407>>216518412>>216518416>>216518418>>216518424And your virginity status?
a vile temptress almost stole my seed. had to unsheath my longsword and everything. the absolute state of the realm
>>216518431I kneel
>>216518442Orange cat moment
>>216518451you already know the answer
Lot of high quality posts today
return of the king
>>216518451i had sex with the only girl i've had over since setting it all up
>>216518475Where?
>>216518477Ah good, he's back from Thailand
>>216518286don't get it
>>216518474it's hot that others would try, but I wish they wouldn't
>>216518438wtf cake detected
>>216518447Alright dickhead
>>216518497>me in a bakery
well?
This is a cat
>>216518475which ones are on the podium then lad???
>>216518483NiceWhat did you watch?
the Ukrainian race is dead. They no longer exist.
>>216518500settle down son
any gamers in
>>216518506Did it sink
>>216518506It was so big it had rough parts
>>216518497What if I told you that everything you know about the cake was made up?
>>216518403*rings a bell**summons a leng latina*
>>216518506>wearing a bra in a top like thatcriminal behaviour
>>216518514This shit is boring Bring back the pure satire
>>216518513never was such a thing. ukraine was made up like 30 years ago. they are russians
Any piano-players here? Need a wank and also a thought about Synthesia
post fit ugly blokes pretending to be women
>>216518485all in my head
This cake is dangerous
>>216518506I'd spend the entire time in my cabin browsing /brit/
>>216518511i think we ended up watching something on youtube but i did show it to her because i remember she was interested in record of lodoss war which i had downloaded
Bring back wanking in pubs
Bring back hats
>>216518568reckon granberg does this when she goes a-cruising
>>216518565There must be a story behind that tie
>>216518539I'd prefer the one at the back tbqh
>>216518477Is that legendary Manchester United midfielder Nicky Butt?
mad how some people have normal brains and have mates and do stuff
>>216518569Did you see her again?
>>216518565kekhow absolutely useless AI is
howdy pardner
>>216518594what do you think?
>>216518586?
>>216518593you can be demented and have friends and do stuff>>216518598i love america and also americans! :D
rorke eating steak and potatoes for dinner.leftypol eating synthetic vegan placenta
>>216518572that would explain all the posts about crocheting
>>216518593source?
>>216518605I think yes you did
>>216518621i didn't because i was scared to talk to her again
can't get rid of this bastard cough
>>216518628That's a shame You should text her and have her over again for some anime and sex then get married and live happily ever after
>>216517665we dont need men, lil bro
>>216518598hwat in tarnation!?
wifeberg nagging me because she fell through the trap door that was supposed to be for my assassin
wish i was that guy out of tama impala so i could make middle of the road indie psychedelic shite and be all rich and famous and shit
>>216518632Dis nig high as fuck
>>216518598
Am literally the most boring person to ever existedWill never be able to have any mates because I’m so fucking boring
>>216518657Don't make me tell you again
havent got a pot to piss in
>>216518650trap doors need too much maintenance I usually just plant a claymore mine in front of the bedroom door
tame impala when wild impala walks in
need to put friendly fires' song 'jump in the pool' the final score theme again, was much kinoer than this modern shite
>>216518669ktimnever do anything, never have anything to talk about
>>216518669Trust me, it could be worse A lot worse
this is /brit/, we bond over our shared passions of drinking and wanking
>>216518666>>216518687you only have yourselves to blame
Shouldn't we save this impala chat for the gnu?
just filled my third pot with piss. living the high life
>>216518691I do neither, I do poo though so I just scrape in, unlike dtfic who has been holding it in
>>216518691if you do both at the same time is it dranking
some of you have a grim future ahead of youi'll be long dead
>>216518700Good effort
>>216518722they aren't though are theyyou're talking to a large language model, not a 1930s socialist
>>216518669I've seen and done some crazy shit involving drugs etc but I can't say anything about that to people at toil so to them Im just a boring bastard who comes in does his job just says hi and that's about it. We have nothing in common, I like to play playstation and watch telly and get steaming these days.
Does he think anyone reads his slop?I guess he doesn't care
>>216518713Im in my early 30s so I reckon I'll be checking out juuuust when things start to get unbearably shit
I should have been born in the 18th or 19th centuries.
He waited an hour to post that lmao
poo screaming
JANNINGTON FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AT ONLY 297 POSTS
literally me (1st place!!) 2nd place vodka (legacy)3rd oguri cap (legacy)very nice run I feel the effects more now the notes have actually been explained to me tenno (good for ori cap level up) 600+ speed, 700 stam but actually I am going for 1.1K speed and not stam
uh oh
Janitor Klarc Sharton
deary me
not "very nice" run fucking timothy brine
these noobs are 0 all going in front for the long race at the end... little do they knw, my stamina is 715!
oh dear
tell you what fucks me off. what proper does me nut. a new thread after only 297 posts. fucking travesty. someone should do something about it. grrr*shakes fist*
British man arrested in UK over alleged Hamas terror plot
narita brian
Trannys belong in asylums
scromiting
>>216520441This was the last post made before the thread went belly up.
>>216520456>>216520456>>216520456
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