Garlic truffle french fries edition.prev: >>216519226
>>216522886I would only be able to eat a few of these without getting sick
Tourist here, any /cum/mers participating in NBBMN?
>>216522886Delicious & top-goy certified
>>216522905>BBMI don't know what this means
>>216522898what's wrong with you
>>216522935That's too much green on the potatoes for him
If Latinos aren't White then why did they create Black metal and are massive metalheads?
Love is found and earned.
Parlor Games as Symbolic Cues To someone in Lanza’s mental state, parlor games might not have been innocent social rituals. They could have represented: A facade of normalcy: Adults pretending everything is fine while children suffer. Mockery of innocence: If he believed children were being violated, seeing adults laugh and play could have felt grotesque — like they were celebrating while ignoring horror. Coded behavior: In a delusional framework, even benign actions can take on sinister meaning. He may have interpreted these games as part of a ritualistic or symbolic system of abuse.
>>216522964something something o algo
Japan's anime has grown their soft power immeasurably
Just squeezed a whole rice grain out of one of my nose pores impressive innit
>>216522935they are so greasy and filling.the best french fries in the entire world are sold here in Ocean City, Maryland by the way, if any of you ever decide to visit.
just hid a post
>>216522964>latinos aren't white
Week 1 of not adding table salt my cooking is overIts weird how different things taste. Salt doesn't make flavors pop it makes them taste like salt
>>216522986Dysgenic nails Jesus those are disgusting fingers
>>216523006I INHERENTLY DISAGREE THANK YOU
>>216523011Ok
>>216523006this except no sugar (ever)
>>216523006Salt actually brings out the flavour of food
>>216522987I went to a place called Al's French Frys in Burlington, VT a while back, and they were actually kinda mid ngl.
>>216523018No, really. You're supposed to season red meat with its blood, salt and black pepper
>>216522995>squeak squeak-a-squeak
>>216523026>Seasoning meatI literally eat it uncooked and raw you're literally not fucking white and germanic
>>216523025I would be scared to eat at this place
I see through your guise
>>216523040I would be scared to eat at Jason's house
>>216523010you should see my toenails. I do have a nail biting habit though, its the sperg in me
>>216522932The extra B stands for BYOBB
>>216523040why you some sorta pussy?
I have a toenail biting habit
>>216523052If hitler was alive, he'd gas you without hesitation
Man's ambitions are inherently tied to the protective/reproductive desire to provide for a pussy Funny that
When things are rough, just remember, a shitbull likely died today.
>>216523060my dog does also. you two would get along
Rubbing me legsome wongos does feel soooo good! :D
I don't like facism, I just don't.
>>216523117i want to massage your benis
>>216523124good thing there aren't any fascists around anymore.
>>216523149For real that would be sooonice
>>216523153he would if he could get away with it
I welcome more and more lonely men falling into the pit of their "AI girlfriends". More real women for me
smoked some weed
>>216523024Try going a few days without adding any
>>216523191How do you smoke? Do you have some futuristic gravity laser bong from NASA?
>>216523195Probably not, a little salt is good for you.
>>216523205just bought a vape from a local trusted brand
>>216523208You're not going to get a goiter in 2025 canada
>>216523006>>216523021more for me you poor miserable fuckers>b-b-b-bb-b-but i-i-i--i-i--i-i-i-its h-h-h--h-h-h-h-h-h-ealthyshut the fuck UP faggot you wouldn't know the first thing about being healthy you stupid FAGGOT, enjoy your homosexual meme diet, enjoy your flavorless cuckold food, faggots
>>216523215Hell yeah nice. Enjoy your high muchacho.
>>216523186I've been cooming way to much to AI stuff lately, but the AI girlfriend thing is just plain sad >>216523205nta but its all about them bong rips of kind bud. Concentrates and vapes just don't have the same SOVL. I feel like a boomer in this aspect compared to zoomers and even other people my age.
There is nothing more repugnant than a white gentile who defends and supports jews and israel
>>216523261Okay
I took one hit of a weed joint last night and had a 2 and a half hour long mini panic attack
>>216523261Post jawline
>>216523232I think you’re right that analog weed is better, but vapes are sooo convenient and discreet. Also cheaper where I live. It was all too easy. I was just getting high every single day, so I had to quit. If I ever use weed again I think I’ll go back to edibles. That was my favourite way overall.
>>216523230thanks anon have a good night too
Are you muy caliente?
rip dick
>>216523285I’m en fuego
How is it every pothead has a hundred stories of panic attacks, doing and saying stupid shit with social repurcussions, and developing paranoid behaviors yet every single one of them is convinced that dudeweed is harmless and spiritually healthy
>>216523325I don’t think dudeweed is harmless, but I do think getting toasted can be really fun in moderation. That’s just my opinion though.
>>216523325Just got here from smoking a joint and this is the first post I see
I only dudeweed socially, same as drinking. So once every week or two
I both drink and dudeweed on a daily basis to balance them out
Kill this dude
TETAS
Why isn't goshcel in prison?
I got a weird digestive problem from daily smoking (vaping) weed. I would get indigestion where food would get stuck in my esophagus and I couldn’t properly swallow all the way. Even made me puke a few times. Turns out there is research to prove that smoking weed can cause this in some people. The problem completely went away after I quit. Now I have an occasional edible and that’s it.
Meant to talk to my dad today but I forgot. Hope he doesn't miss me
Ate too much BBQ chips for lack of any other snacks. Washed it down with ginger ale
>>216523402>mexican girl named camposWut
>>216523511Be sure to brush your teeth
pedocel back spamming his CP? damn
>>216523517I forgot to do that often
Somebody please make me a coffee and deposit the beverage into my hideous jowls.
it's FREE MONEY
>>216523625I’ve bet on Trump 3 times in a row. Might as well go for 4.
>>216523644like honestly especially at 7%
my sharkies
>>216523625It's way too early to bet on the 2028 election. I could understand betting on mid-terms.
>>216523725Sharks and Flames both won on the same day! It’s like a miracle or something.
>>216523770o algo*
*makes you gay*
>>216523873
>>216523924Hmmm okay but it better be a good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMjwb13TFCo
just sneezed
fuck that mamadami guy
drinking milk
>>216524079Nice
I invented bumbpoldoug
>>216524133yeah they're pretty expensive nowadays but the mcdub + fry + chicken nuggies + drink for $5 is pretty good 2 of them fill u up, almost too much
rainy pnw nights are so comfy brosmakes it worth living around turbo libshits
>>216524227I wouldnt know, oregon steals the jetstream and we only get overnight drizzle
eating crackers with peanut butter
>>216524133I saw a mcdonald's billboard sign that read "meals starting from $10". 'Starting from' is a phrase traditionally reserved for car and real estate advertisements.
>>216524235i'm enjoying it for the both of us :)it's pouring down rain and it's pattering all over my windows and roof. i can hear faint honks and sirens in the distance. i'm coom(fy)ing.
>>216524290GIB JETSTREAM YOU HIPPIE FUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jason's mom has got it going on...
Its actually freedom fries
Benis
think i might trans when i'm in my late 60s, just fuck around as a lady for a while and trans back before i die
>
the nightly sound of the bar down the street dropping hundreds of beer bottles into the dumpster
If you have $0, you get welfare.If you have $50 million, you get a bailout.If you have $2,300 in savings, you qualify to fund the whole system and get lectured to budget better.
guys with foreskins have to hold their foreskin back while pissing lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaPxPMbx6bM
>>216524500Damn the brazilian look like dat?
>>216524488you're marked as a kike slave lol
>>216524559have fun having to hold your cock every time you piss retard
Is "American" something of a nationality? Was the US founded as a nation state like European countries, or was it a propositional state? What's the proposition here? Come here and do whatever the fuck you like (freedom) and we'll all be better off for it?Just trying to figure this out. IMO US isn't a nation state like European countries used to be, but it's not really an empire either. What is it that ties Americans together?
You know when things are supposed to smell bad but then they smell good it's a bad sign like if you come close to a homeless man and he smells like fabuloso or cinnamon rolls you run away from him
PANIC
>>216524601It was founded under the idea of a new beginning, a wilderness where new free puritans(lol) could make their own living and start a new life free from england's laws and the dreary weather of the UK
>>216524674not wide enough
>>216524508I like this one morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVwJ7uXG_ck
Ok, I should really pick up my medication tomorrow.
Einstein was so smart bros
>>216524646Is that all that modern US is?
I need to eat eggs I have a lot of them in my fridge someone give me a cool breakfast you can make with eggs
Why do Korean's have that minecraft face?
>>216524778the modern US is rural vs urban living raging to the nth degree. I've been reading a book on reaganomics lately and it perfectly summed up the modern US>The average citygoer has merely to step out of his home and see the many things government is needed for(policing, public transport, infrastructure, regulation, etc), while the rural hands off libertarian lives miles away from his closest neighbor or town and cant understand why we need anything besides the standing military and the post office
Currently snarfing down a truly hideous amount of cottage cheeds
>>216524601I shall let you decide
i fucking hate ice pigsgood to know they wont have it easy for so long
I am a simp but I don’t feel bad about it because at least I’ve never forked over any money to internet bitches.
I am gay and have a history of sucking dicks, sadly I must report that I will probably do it again
Tired of my arm hurtingI think I fucked up by lifting a 20 liter bucket of water with that arm right after getting my blood drawn
>>216524886You have and will continue to place the penises of other men inside your mouth? Honestly that’s pretty based.
why the FUCK did I volunteer to come in on one of my days off for workFUCK
https://youtu.be/G5ZaRCrP3kM?si=dPd8SPX9x5RHY2LL
My commute was brutal today. The highway was completely jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.
>>216524817Interesting>>216524838So "American" is indeed a nationality? This probably makes the most sense. Interesting
>>216525017At night, we ride through mansions of gloryIn suicide machinesSPRUNG FROM CAGES OUT ON HIGHWAY 9Chrome wheeled, fuel injected and steppin' out over the line
Is it true that during world war II germans created the Dachau concentration camp by creating the concept of a "dashau cash cow" reward for any Jew who could survive the gas chambers for a full minute and that's why so many died because they were going in there to get the cash
Mr Gorbachev
>>216525070HOOOOOHHHH
just got an Ad for Reddit in my duolingo session
If you had to spend eternity experiencing a single moment on repeat, what would it be? For example my choice is this. half awake, comfy and falling asleep in my bed on a friday night with rain gently splashing against my window and the occasional rumble of thunder
>>216525159Face sat on by a PAWG
>>216525175it has to be something you already experienced
>>216525192I'll experience that one day
Just shut the hell up cuck
goodnight
N
People keep giving me a hard time
>>216525277based night pupper
>>216525159Sleeping
>>216525289What if I raped you?
Might get my stomach pumped just for the sake of it
>>216525159I sucked off a really hot passing tranny once and the moment I felt her cum on my tongue before I came myself was an ecstasy I still jack off to the memory of.
>>216525342Hell yes bro that's what it's all about
>>216524601>What is it that ties Americans together?nowadays, nothing really cause half the country pretends every jeet, somali or whatever the fuck foreigner can be "just as American" as anyone else. Obviously this is stupid, of course, but...gentlemen, I am sorry to say: Women.anyways it USED to be a very certain type of WASP and they viewed Catholics with intense suspicion. I'm sure you know how that goes, same history as Europe broadly. Anyways many people seem unaware that the USA was overwhelmingly 90+ White for the majority of our history, only changing drastically since ~1995 or so (open immigration started in 1965 though)
When am I gonna see a post so funny I won't be able to breathe with all my laughing
>>216525342Fuck that’s hot. I had such a crush on a tranny in university but I was too much of a coward to ask her out. I wish I got to suck her off.
>>>/r9k/83029699troontec is advancing
Grim thread
>the time i sucked off a tran-alright im calling it, goodnight
>>216525406I’m ONLY interested in trannies if they still have their dick and do not have breast implants (but HRT boobies are encouraged). A man must have standards after all.
you guys ever sucked your own boobs
>>216525598What if I kicked your ass irl
sanna marin isnt THAT much older than me, wtfcan I still have call her a MILF?
>>216525406I could be in a train between them and die happy
hunter schaffer actually sounds like a woman what is this magic
>>216525406I have come to the conclusion that the leftmost one is in fact NOT taking estrogen. My investigations yielded no boobies.
>>216525598I've been stretching my nipples so I can reach
>>216525687my boobs are so big i can suck them easily
>>216525699Nice man
Honestly it would be pretty awesome to become a beautiful dickgirl with big tits. But I’d want to be able to switch back at will. Like a Ben 10 or animorphs type situation.
>>216525678left one is the cute one tho
I may say mean cruel things online but irl I'm a sweet kind hearted gentleman
>>216525363It's the same guy posting all the fag shit He belongs in an insane asylum
I love EU V so much. I am so so so glad it's actually good.
>>216525837people are saying it's shit though
>>216525109Yes this is true my jewish grandfather told me all about it
>>216525884People are wrong, it's GOATed.
>>216525406I would spank them both for not being able to bounce in rhythm together
imagine if your tranny gf had a bigger cock than you. fuck, that would be humiliating
>>216525999and hot
It pains me to admit such a thing on 4chan of all places, but I think I’d actually prefer a “cisgendered” woman with, like, a pussy and womanboobs and whatnot. A “foid,” if you will.
Remembered this classic ytpoop https://youtube.com/watch?v=6cS18yG8DJI
>>216522897grade 7 art class went hard
Fuuuck I made way too much precum it soaked through the front of my sweatpants -_-
>>216525342>>216525386>>216525598>>216525723>>216525999tis saddening to share a flag with repugnant faggots such as these
>>216526236Cool it with the homophobia
>>216526234sometimes i just watch porn without stroking and just let my precum leak
>>216526236Bro it’s Canada. What did you expect? There are few gayer countries than ours.
>>216526309go to bed zoomie
Nichijou
>>216526377Only if you come with me <3
>>216526383cute girls. awful show
breaking the hiatus was not worth it
>>216525406i will masturbate to this.
do you chimp out on black friday for low quality tvs and other electronics?
The one penis is real
sleepy time
>>216526647Sweet dreams anon
>reading a book>protagonist has sex with a prostitute>immediately lose all interest in the series and read something else
who of you was this?
mexicans during sex be like "chiquita" and "mamacita" (little girl and little mother)
I hate myself! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! FUCK
>>216522932No Brown Bowel Movement November (a full month of green shits)
>>216526909For me, it’s pic related for the Minnesota crime beat
https://youtu.be/1oe4zLV1gew
haven't cum at all yet but i've been edging everyday, balls are fit to burst
>>216527939Where are you gonna finish?
Insane that Iowa has 99 counties. Do Iowan kids have to memorize them all in school? The whole of England only has 39 historic counties, and they’ve got ~18x the population of Iowa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3JiHJC9dKc
Just found out facebook has reels
i crave coca cola
>>216528454I opened my grandfather’s Facebook account once and all of his reels were Brazilian women with fat asses cleaning
>>216529162based bunda lover
what a little faggot
/cum/pies, it's covfefetime.
>>216529825not yet. first a big juicy burger for lunch
>>216529162That's hilarious.
>>216527980Everyone knows one - Madison County lol.Virginia is worse. They have like 100 counties
>>216530362>They have like 100 countiesLoudoun County a GOAT
Cuppa #2 is here. I slept all day yesterday and I feel like a million bucks!
>>216524601It wasn't a nation state like somewhere like Ireland or Poland was meant to be. Citizenship was initially limited to Europeans but it was kinda ambiguous in some states - that was a contradiction resulting from the demographics of slavery and wasn't resolved until birthright citizenship was made law in the 1860s. We're supposed to be bound by creed and commitment to freedom. >>216524838Lol Jefferson was kinda open to the idea that races could live together. He was just concerned about a Haiti scenario, which never turned out to happen here.
My wife is the dominant one in our relationship. She loves to show me I'm hers so I wear a collar with a nametag. I usually wear it outside the house too and to hide it I wear shirts with an actual collar (no t-shirts or anything like that). Well last night we had dinner at my parent's house and I was still wearing the collar. It was hot, actually, and my wife would sometimes reach over and touch my collar through my shirt as we were sitting there eating dinner. As much as I enjoy the constant reminder that I'm hers, I would absolutely die if my parents found out that I was wearing it.
>>216530564Go fuck yourself
>>216530564Some people just don't care
>>216530614here's your reward for not caringgood on you
>>216530564True that
She was molested
>>216530645I'm still self aware in public, no matter who's around.
I’m in a bit of a pickle here. I’m 29, still crashing in mom’s basement with no real job, and my 21-year-old sister is so, so cute and delicate. Last weekend, we were both super bored and decided to do some MDMA together for what we called “family bonding time.” The stuff kicked in hard, and next thing you know, we’re opening up about everything, hugging like crazy, and then… yeah, clothes came off and we ended up having sex. It was wild. Felt amazing in the moment, but the next morning she freaks out, says “wtf” and runs off. Now she can’t even look me in the eye, dodges me at family dinners, and mom is starting to become suspicious. To make it worse, I’ve been jerking off to her Instagram pics non-stop for the past week. My dick’s basically raw at this point.
>>216531244do you do anything besides posting unfunny shit like this
any gentleman currently in the US of A thats willing to buy a redbull for the battlefield promo and send the code to me? ill pay for it, youll get a free redbull
>>216531650this but me instead and i wont pay for it
whats up with people that talk in a way thats like slurred and you cant understand shit, is it dentures
>>216532026Hinglish.
Goku es mi novio
>>216532071thats not what im talking about, it mostly happens with old people
americans spend half their life driving, but the quality of the roads is so dogshit and the driving culture is retarded.what a shitty existence.
>>216532171I visited Seattle once and I was shocked by the traffic. I thought Vancouver was bad, but at least we don't have 16 lane highways up here...
>>216530564Trvke that set off the jannies (indians pretending to be black gangsters)
>>216532232I didn't see it, what was the image?
>>216529162hard to escape them on instagram, i like one photo and my feed is all hotties all day
>>216532269Just words, cold hard trvke, and they banned him for it, buncha tranny jannies...
>>216532171Road quality varies. Near me, state roads tend to be at least decent by US standards but local roads are not as great. Drivers are kinda aggressive though.
>>216532218building roads is bad cause... uh it just is bros>>216532171why dont you come down here to sacramento and take the lightrail why dont you???it's filled with nigs and homeless and lunaticsbetter bring a mast and pepper spray just to be carefuleuros have no idea theyre clueless
erika kirk can't even fucking act and american rightoids eat that shit up like m&ms
California is not America
>>216532336problem with him was that he just wasnt very smart franklyhe never went to college and it kinda showedany idiot can debate with even more idiotic college kids 'politics'>>216532353then what are we?
Rise and grind my blody bastards
>"""brazilian""" switched from chud to libcuck
I look like this
>>216532353california is the epitome of the US nigga GTA V was set there
>>216532492The shitstain on the back wall I assume
I can’t breathe
>>216532218chicago, detroit, pittsburgh the worst dogshit traffic i've ever been in. pittsburg mostly because the roads are steep and winding and the city is retardedly designed. fuck that whole area.>>216532308highways are in better shape than interstates.but you niggas dont know what smooth driving on a flawless motorway is like.
My wife!
We've got a wind warning ova here!!!
>>216532800switch over to american i dont know what that means
>>216532815
>>216532705creepy ahh eyes
Dead thread
I have to become Chad. I need a crazy summer where I bang 10+ girls. I want so many women. I want a year where I can go crazy and facefuck 20 girls I meet online and drown in sexual satisfaction. I need to kiss a variety of pretty girls. I need to smell them. I need to concur them. And they have to be young and hot. Anything else is cope
>>216533085>I need to concur themESL moment
Elderly catberg ate all her breakfast in one go this morning :)
It snowed today okay
>>216533265Nice. My youngest did too, she's been awfully picky so I needed to try different foods to see what she'll eat
>>216533319Nobody asked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4vYljZEsM8Looking comfy on Mount Washington right now
>>216533434Have you ever killed a prostitute
>>216533434you ever been to grove street?
another farty day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvVdFXOFcjw
Gay fags be like yeah sure you can put your dick in the hole I shit out of
>have to pay $3300 to not get deregistered from my final semesterjdimsa
>>216533737What?
>>216533746I am behind on college payments and I wish to die
>>216533859Why are you behind on your payments?
>>216533879because I'm filthy rich and decided to not pay just for the fun of it
hello
sybau
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>>216534038just maxed out my only credit card to pay off school and I've yet to hear back from any jobsthink my next purchase may be a gun and a loosey bullet
personally i do not take expenses i can't afford to pay
i need jawb
Joe Biden forgave all of my student loans and there's nothing MAGA chuds can do about it lmao
>21 year old college twerp trying to invest this will always be funny to me.
>>216534386two different people, retard
Should've gone to skewl when boe jiden was still president
gonna play some pool(video game)
im eating granola for breakfast
i was frozen today!
Let's Go Brandon
my name is yukihiro, i have been diagnosed with depression, lately ive been having really bad mental issues, i just want to sleep and never wake up, i just want friends.... im sorry
>>216534708My name is Bing Bong and I like anime and I hate trannies!
You do not need human contactEmotions besides anger are fucking gay.Immediately cut off contact with everyone you had a relationship with. It may be hard, but just put all doubts to the back of your mindStop caring so much about things. Whatever it is, it is NOT that important.Just become a slippery snake and cheat, lie, kill and use people till you are at the top. Seek power like the worthless clump of matter you are
need to die
I have a very negative impression of Brazilians
come on threadcuck
>>216534925make the new
>>216534853have unironically considered thisbeing morally corrupt or even indifferent would make life a lot easier
>>216534913nobody asked mutt
Day 6 of nnnMy libido is at an all time high and I am in pain
>>216535127SameI'm not horny at all but I have this urge lurking in the back of my mind "just do it there's no reason not to"
90 more seconds
vaginas are great
Who's hungry cuz I've got a sandwich for you
>>216535293>>216535293