>>216532589Wew
Have been doing some research and come to the concIusion Michael Jackson was a nonce
>>216532589thats a fucking arse right there FUCK
Hee hee shamona
>>216532589uffffffffff
Benders would rather spaff in a dude's smelly colon
arse
>>216532589My willy is ready.
kin ell that's a lovely british arse isn't it
>>216532681
lil timmy didn't see it comin'
just got called a pintman in spoons
>*webm of transwoman with penis out*>right well that's a bloke with her cock out isn't it>cockmogs me!
>>216532589 fat and ugly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arses_of_Persia
>*picture of dog*>dogs are vile>rasheed
>>216532716
Cats and cat owners are disgusting
>>216532727no need to announce yourself when you enter the thread
>>216532799Baited for the exact response
>>216532799Done him
>>216532799that's him done then
>>216532760>>216532799>>216532809>>216532821>>216532831>/brit/
>>216532849how shit is your life that you're STILL doing this shit 190. literally every day of your life. come on mate, sort it out
>>216532849Hi
>>216532799btf
>Cats and cat owners are disgusting
>>216532901sit your brown aah down cuh
>>216532646a sex arse if you will
New incelwalk drip
The only people who don't like animals are non-whites and poor peopleBased on statistics and that which I've then turned into a sweeping generalisation as I love animals and am white and not poor, therefore if you don't you are the opposite of me, much like the statistics illustraten that
>>216532985brown hands tryna fit in with the whiteys
there's a japanese word zubuzubu which means to deeply penetrate something soft
>>216532985*releases thousands of mosquitos and ants into your home*
overly agreeable colleague got talked into helping with a project during lunch and is now FURIOUS with the female manager who convinced him to do ithe's been typing an e-mail in which he says he won't help after all for the last ten minutes, hitting the keys like they owe him money lmao*he just finished and got up in a huff to take a walk and calm down
not gay but love the smell of bossman's colon
>>216532994there's a japanese word asahi which means morning sun, a popular brand of beer is named this as the beer is supposedly as refreshing as the morning sun>>216533009いただきまーぁす
has rimming (girl on guy) always been so common in porn? feels like every leaked onlyfans porn I see now has it but I swear it wasn't always like this. not into it at all
>>216533033Was he in the right?
God I hate coomers so much
>>216533078yeah she kinda sweet talked him into taking on a third of her work for no real reasonbit spineless in the moment this guy
Fucking hate this time of day. Don't know what to do with myself
>>216533065never goon
>>216533116ktim but all day every day
>>216533116post-coffee afternoon burst at toil lad get on it
>>216533116How about your job. You do have a job don't you?
>>216533065No that is like a ‘10s thingIt was more common in European porn (as was anal)‘00s porn (that I cut my coomer teeth on) didn’t really have it
>>216533065my ex used to do it to me a lot, i prefer blowjobs tbf but she just loved licking my hairy butthole so i let her
>>216533086Is there anything you do like?
>>216533065every single thing that is "common" in porn is from catering to the desires of the biggest consumers (deranged gooners) and producers (gay men and neurotic jews). if you see anything featured commonly in porn thats a bit weird (or more than a bit), its because of this
>>2165331163 til 5 is nap time lad x
>>216533178Yeah loads
>>216533065that's just how "straight" men are nowadays
>>216533203where do you like to take them?
>>216533178that paedo horse game
>>216533116I tend to to play some single player vidya but first I turn on a VPN to a time zone where it's outside of office hours in case I get some achievement (that records the local time but not the time zone), because I have my boss on Steam and he might see those
>>216533178He likes molson’s and maple syrup
Heh baited again
>>216533231rorke doing all the shaggingleftypol on clean-up duty
>>216533231might give Leeds a little visit
>>216533227everyone loves maple syrup tbqh
job interview went awful lads
>>216533231wouldn't mind a go on her (in private) but reckon I couldn't perform with a queue of people and camera watching which would be pretty embarrassing
>>216533263I don’t reallyI think honey is better on pancakesBetter flavor and viscosity
you're not baiting anyone, silly
Got to sort out something at work this afternoon I really don't want to do
Aren't I
>>216533323Sounds like you should do it mate
>>216533276I've only been to three job interviews in my life as an interviewee, and dozens as an interviewer. Most people we interview are mongs. Simply by not being a mong you have a huge advantage.
>>216533226Video games are a waste of time with made-up sense of achievement
>>216533306that's honestly crazy but now that i think about it i can see how honey would be nice on pancakes
>>216533231>in my city on my birthday Be rude not to wouldn't it?
>>216533354this was a trainee position the recruiter told me. looked at my cv and said yeah they’re just looking for someone to train upfuckin 2 minutes in they’re firing technical questions at me that i’ve no business knowing from prior experience. just guessed and told them i haven’t worked on this just now
builing up a poo
>>216533354Tarq
>>216533276dw mate I've had some that I thought were good and didn't get the jobThink my record since graduating looks a bit like this now:>Went well, offered job, declined on salary>They were cunts who I hated within five mins so I stopped trying, wasn't offered, didn't care>Went well, offered job, took it (first job out of uni, 1yr)>Went well, offered job, took it (6yrs place I really wanted to be)>Went well, offered job, took it (2.5 yrs to present at cool place I never thought I'd work at)>Went ok, not offered job due to lack of experience>Went well, not offered job due to lack of experience (both these two internal at current place)
so cryptic and mysterious
>>216533386they didnt like you and were looking for a reason to score you poorly. just get a better personality
>>216533362games help me not think about my problems and they are many
in prison for poo crimes
>>216533394Just good old nepotism.
think i'm becoming more of a mong every year
>>216533443Did you shit through a sunroof?
>>216533443The 19 crimes that would get you sent to Australia were mostly poo related
the irony of feminism is that the most masculine societies treat women the best
>>216533407no instance of “went shite and they offered me the job” so i’m fucked
>>216533477Remember my lefty colleague singing Dubais praises after a visit, how safe she felt as a woman. I said yeah, Louis Vutton handbags and jewels are nice and safe there too. She didn't get the comparison.
My ex comes from Redruth in Corwall and it did my head in when she explained that the name comes from Cornish "red ford" (fair enough), with "red" meaning "ford" and "ruth" meaning "red" (bollocks).
In the work toilets resting my itching bollocks on the freezing cold porcelain of the sink for some temporary relief
women should be beaten habitually
Reckon I would've done well as a Roman EmperorSucks that the modern world is so boring that you can no longer be born as a peasant and become a King. Some British bloke in like 1850 just decided to up and go fight pirates off the coast of Borneo and became a Rajah
>>216533525*Cornwallafraid the N key on my keyboard is wearing out
Mousey had a right tantrum earlier
>>216533525Did she have a hairy cornish minge
no job no womanno carstate of my grim incel bastard life
>>216533514Leftypol is a mong I wouldn’t take him seriously
Homerton... Home.
>>216533568igger
Any umchickens in
Getting arseraped by the financial markets
does cornwall have a an actual sense of regional identity?
cycling mikey sex arse
>>216533525>>216533568More like CORNBALL
>>216533603no it’s a larp
I've been to Cornwall, Ontario
EUV is too complicated why did they add shit from other paradox games that I didn't like
>>216533586only straight thing in your home
>>216533477at the expense of their autonomy
>>216533603they say "granfer" instead of grandad and that's enough to be your own country, apparently
>>216533605like two old leathery handbags
3pmthe cronem are rushin
>>216532589what edish is this?
>>216533477breathtakingly mongoloidesque take
Do Europe have fall too
>>216533663thought they were jamaican
>>216533663>>216533698Why'd you give up being a shagger to spend your days like this now?
>>216533712they have autumn
>>216533715yer maws jamaican ma dinner
posted it again award
Heatherpaedoberg spam time
having a fall
>>216533732He was actually a Polish JewLeftypol went silent as death when it dropped
>>216533696Which one of you is this?
>>216533712yes europe has fallen
>>216533741humpty dumpty when I ask what he's up to
Oh yeah I'm definitely reading that
>>216533769sudan dese nuts*dabs*
Sir Gulf Stream
Started looking at porn in the work toilets sometimes
>>216533718why do you spend all day obsessing over a random british poster?
there's a genocide in cheadle
>>216533718straight relationships aren't like the gay relationships that you know
>>216533804I have autism and nothing else going on
>>216533803:/
Just been down town You do go out, right guys?
>>216533828No idea what you mean by this
Well lads, on Tuesday I put it to work that unless they increase my salary by £15k and make me 'senior' in title I'll leave, and guess what? I've not heard back yet.
>>216533835Is it a comfy life?
>>216533866you better reflect then
HAMAS TUNNELS UNDER CHEADLE
>>216533880will make you a senior in that you'll need a walking frame when I'm done with you
>>216533908me when I buy a really expensive mirror
>>216533854been for a run and to starbucks
>>216533899Sometimes but it often gets lonely >>216533908No chance you'd elaborate on that bizarre response you offered?
>>216533940Nice I had a coffee and a beer also
>>216533744They never confirmed who it was
>>216533880seems a lot how much do you earn now? I asked for £6k last year and got it but feel like when I ask for 'senior' in my title it'll probably be £10kish max
~_~
just saw a webm of someone dying
not to brag or anything but I might be the biggest freakazoid on this entire website
>>216533981kek that was me
>>216533988*barks at you*
>>216533981don't like webms like that I rarely open a webm if there isn't a cute animal or sexy female in the thumbnail
is this mousenonce spamming the same AI drivel over and over again now
>>216533960Why'd you give up being a shagger to spend your days like this now?
The Camp Cheadle Accords (2003)
>>216533973:D
>>216534013the only valid response is exactly the same, so why even ask?
>>216533854Of course I do, lad. Going out is what normal people do. I'm normal. I went for a lovely incel walk and then sat and had an incel coffee, while pretending to read a book.
>>216533950What gets you the comfiest?
>>216533973what a delightful beverage that's perfect for the season. bravo good sir, you've done it again. a remarkable achievement might i say.
>>216534013Obviously not
updating the filename is some incel shit
>>216534032good man, and that looks like a great incel coffee!
watching old videos of a long gone asmrfu and crying ;(
>white man hands himself in after realising he had been mistakenly released from prison, like a good member of society>Algerian sex pest still on the run, probably molesting around the grounds of a primary school as I type.VOLUMESOLUMES
>>216534032You are severely autistic posting this same image (which isn't even yours) dozens of times
>>216534032Oh ok so why do you use a photo that’s been on here numerous times just curious
>>216534056leftypol refusing to comment on this
>>216534033My monthly pizza order
>>216533971My justification was I just survived a redundancy pooling and someone in the pool was a salary band up from me, and there were three of us, so naturally I'll be running around like a dickhead doing all their stuff I will actually leave if they don't do this as I didn't choose to take voluntary on the basis that they might promote me to a managerial role (they didn't)
I've nearly cured my phimosis lads, at the age of 29. Been stretching it more and more.When flaccid I can get it all the way back as far as I can tell. Can see the underside of the glans. Not too much smegma weirdly.It feels kind of good to roll the foreskin back and forth over the head. Is this what I've missed out on all my life?As I'm doing NoFap and NoPorn, I haven't had a full erection for at least 9 days, so I haven't been able to test it when fully erect, but I feel like I am on the home stretch.
a gelcap laborcapable gal
Still absolutely screaming at that lad who posted last night complaining about walking into a Costa, asking for a medium latte and being told no
Meltdown
>>216534096imagining you literally screaming for 12 hours straight while your caretakers have no idea what's wrong
>Have a highly developed gaydar, probably has military applications>Chatting up a girl>She clearly likes me>But she has a housemate whose a long time friend of hers but they've also hooked up>He's very clearly gayDo chicks really hook up with their gay besties, no strings attached? Man, it's tough out here as a straight bloke
enough from these historical English figures, let's see what "Macho Man" Randy Savage has to say
>>216534122ummy
>>216534122Is she a vegetable now?
>>216534125Oh they knowThere's just nothing they can do about it
>>216534116he licc the lemb :]
>>216534122erm...lads?
>>216534145Nope, she died
mad that southport killer's dad is admitting in court he knew his son kept buying knives and machetes and tried to burn down his school a week before the attack but didn't do anything. surely needs locking up himself
looking into the sky and enjoy the life
>>216534165Proof?
>>216534165proof?
>>216534185>>216534178haha, got you little runts on my line like guppies
>>216534080It won't work mate. Stretching is ineffective regardless of what clueless people including health Professionals say. Sooner or later you'll realise that circumcision is your only solution. Better to realise that now rather than in five years.
Would /brit/ accept a buyout from China?
>>216534166that's their culture RORKE
>>216534166Will you pass your opinion along to the judge or just spam it on 4chan, a site which you treat as a social media platform?
>>216534178>>216534185Literally the video just posted. Next you'll be asking if this one died.
>>216534238decimated that cunt
>>216534138gays have bigger dicks which give girls more pleasure
>>216534208screamingdone me there tbf
He went mental with the rorke spam the other day Seems to have cooled off a bit but you can tell it's still bubbling just under the surface
oh my days uncs
>>216532589P H W O A RR P H W O AA R P H W OO A R P H WW O A R P HH W O A R PP H W O A R
>>216534246lol dumbass
>>216534263Pipe down pipsqueak you were done
There are girls doing porn born in 2007
>>216534246How do you even die from that?
>>216532716Post it
>>216534096fragile snowflakes who have never faced pushback their entire lives
>>216534266I was born in 198-
>>216533354unfortunately i am a mong
>>216534238how you felt posting that
>>216534272tbf it did go a little bit far when the little fairy dawn french said that this christmas we should always remember the crimes of the christkillers
>>216534281When?
Low key wanting a wank (been 36 hours since I had one) but I promised myself I wouldn't until I get a gf
>>216534323sc
>>216534305How would you respond then if you asked for a service someone provided and were told "no"?
>>216534263he's a bit like mousenonce. has adhd attacks and fully spergs out so cannot control himself. just there clacking out rorke posts for hours on end, by himself, in an empty room lol. what a life.
>>216534323
>>216534340ask for an explanation?niot hard
>>216534266leave it on reddit next time
>>216534335had one last night me but it was all natural just got horny in bed thinking sexy thoughts so did myself a nice wank thinking those sexy thoughts
>>216534323howling. absolutely raped that condescending prick
>>216534266I was born in 1984.I don't remember much from those trips, but I've been to East Germany, Czechoslovakia, Yugoslavia, and the Soviet Union.
>>216534075Hmm that isn’t very often huh
>>216534397posted your shitey blurry screenshots award
heathermong melty
>>216534323lmao gem
>>216534379your da was a glowie or something carrying you around with his spying briefcase?
>>216534367Love doing that, sometimes think sexy thoughts about the ex but alas I need a gf so no wanking till I find one
>>216534406get your eyes tested, unc
4chan is a social media platform thoughbeit
>I was born in 1984.
>>216534347Mousey is endearing thoughThis guy is just boring and dimwitted
>>216534430heathermongs screenshots have a distinct blur, you need your eyes tested if you cant tell
>>216534439no need to sign your posts
>>216534432How can it be social if it's anonymous? That's like going to a picnic in a gimp suit
The BBC has upheld 20 impartiality complaints over the way presenter Martine Croxall altered a script she was reading live on the BBC News Channel, which referred to "pregnant people" earlier this year.Croxall was introducing an interview about research on groups most at risk during UK heatwaves, which quoted a release from the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine (LSHTM).The presenter changed her script to instead say "women", and the BBC's Executive Complaints Unit (ECU) said it considered her facial expression as she said this to express a "controversial view about trans people".
>>216534430Can you really not see that your text rendering is all fucked up?
Gay but shag women when I can't get a bloke's hairy arse
I refuse to believe anyone here is actually over the age of 25. Where did it go so wrong for you to end up here at that age?
>>216534453it's not really anonymous in a thread like this
>>216532710Religion is a mental illness
>>216534467yep, it's a pozzy bluewoke clownpilled globalworld out there
>>216534478Lmfao
>>21653448133 here>end upwe've been posting for over a decade, newcunt
You can tell how low iq heathermong is by how captivated he is with dogshit ai slop
>>216534481Had a couple drinks, saw a couple things
>>216534453who told you socialising is limited like that?
>>216534481'member when this general used to be mostly young uni students
He's really gone and trolled us epic style by posting that wall of text
Might move to Arse
>>216534508>Calls someone posting possibly the oldest /brit/ gimmick a new cunt lmao
>>216534412He was a sales guy for a couple of machine tools companies. The commies were gagging for British industrial equipment to upgrade their shit factories at the time. He managed to transmute business trips into holidays for the whole family, the commie governments got us tour guides and everything.
>>216534481What should we be doing instead? Do enlighten us
>>216534481I started posting here in 2006 but stopped when I went to uni and had a gf and mates. all that slowly fell apart in the years after uni and I gradually started spending more time here then since covid I've just been a fully antisocial freak and spend most of my free time with /brit/ open
>>216534511it's all just part of an elaborate ritual to comfort his bipolar mind
>>216534551If you actually left him alone he wouldn't have a melty now would he?
>>216534554Prefers Brest me
>>216534589Yes he would He started before I said anything
>>216534508>>216534549>>216534562>>216534569thickos
>>216534590my ancestors
>>216534323Done 'im
Empty your tonsils before 5pm and impress that cashier at 5:30. Thank me later.
>>216534630>2024yeah okay
>>216534634Gaelic bull
>>216534629People trigger him. Leave him alone
I either don't shave and look like a homeless person or shave and look like a teletubby. There's no winning move for a mug like this.
>>216534634>IrelandYou are a foreigner, get out
>We normally expect to deliver to your address between 4:55pm - 7:30pmDidn't even realise royal mail work that last
>>216534651He got triggered by the time of day
Do all the other generals have mong posters or is it just us?
does he just spin a wheel to determine which of his fixations he spams about next?
>>216534569/int/ was only created in 2010 you fraud
>>216534634
>>216534684From what others have said about it yes and they're even worse
>>216534668Rory Stewart sex arse?
>>216534634You are not white.
>>216534684i heard the swedish thread is worse than us
>>216534688I think he is having trouble adjusting to his new medication
>>216534494Troonpilled NPC clownworld as it were
>>216534684Every other general is composed exclusively of mong posters
when cronem scopes 3pm leng ting
>>216534684Uncharted territory isn't it. Wonder if the Turkish general has their own mousenonce
You lads tried EU5 then?
>>216534684apparently /brit/ is one of the more normal generals but unfortunately we still have posters like mousenonce, heathermong, and spaki which brings down the quality more in line with other threads.
>>216534716>t. quadroon daequan jackson III
>>216534727never taken medication in my life. unlike you, queer spaz
>>216534746can't wrap my head around ithave 5 hours in it already and haven't unpaused
>>216534747Don't diss mousey
when you hear CNC do you think consensual non-consent or computer numerical control?
>>216534746Not even going to try it for the next 6 months. Paradox games aren't meant to be played on release
>>216534747apparently according to whom? i doubt theres anyone who hangs out in every general and speaks the language/translates enough to know the monginess
>>216534757yeh but you need it. thats why you're like this
>>216534703No
>>216534731When’s cloggers logging on mate
Don't make a new I'm doing it
>>216534731>when the black man from a fictional club in london rapes a childthere you go i summed up your entie gimmick
>>216534700>From what others have saidevery flag on this fucking board is adamant that their and only their general is the worst, you can't trust these words
>>216534716>You are not white.
A 10 in Timmy's eyes
>>216534768I think an ACDC song with a lisp
don't buy any paradox game before the second or third major DLC me
>>216534757>queerIt's odd that you've started calling me that pejoratively when it is clear you are a deeply closeted homosexual and the denial causes you severe psychological distress every single day
>>216534768I think of a big machine that drills fast and shoots lots of white liquid. Does it answer your question?
>>216534767i just did. and will continue to do it. so, keep crying i guess lol>>216534770according to all the people from other generals who also post here
>>216534772I'm larking around, being amusing. Unlike you
>>216534746spent over an hour in the menus with no progress made on gaining a clue so automated all the production and buildings then had a look at military and even that did my nut in so automated that then I started the timer then thought why am I playing this game where I'm not doing anything so uninstalled and got a refund
>>216534783No every general says that /cum/ is a good example
>>216534815nobody finds your paedophile slop 'amusing'just kys
when he finally does it, it will please many readers!
>>216534815can you show me some of these amusing posts?
>>216534815Who are you trying to fool?Us or yourself?
>>216534815yeah mate youre just thinking about mars bars, we've heard it before
>>216534776He's working a bit late today so not till around 7. He works in intelligence, you would believe half of it.And it's the Belgian not Cloggy.
get the disintegrating squirrels posted
>>216534481I'm 32 with a career and a soon to be wife and this place remains the only place on the internet where I can just turn up and say Belinda Carlisle sex arse without any repercussions or questioning or need to prove who I am. That's powerful. I've been posting on 4chan since around 2010. I found the website after browsing a facebook paged called 'you laugh you lose' for a bit and all the funniest content seemed to come from this weirdly simple looking website where people just replied to each other and posted images. I eventually found it and here we are all these years later.
>>216534080>Is this what I've missed out on all my life?Yes. Playing with your willy is a fundamental part of being an ape. Humans for all our evolution and advancements are still at nature just simple apes. Man needs to play with his penis and a retractable foreskin is part of that. And until you play with your willy you wont be able to have sex. No idea how you got to 29 before retracting your foreskin.
>>216534864>>216534864>>216534864
>>216534865Is your wife white British?
>>216534209shalom!
