microsoft word edition
doing a poo lads
>>216543128>they did, but most of them are now either dead or in prisonI haven't seen anything about this
Fantastic edish
>>216543229ancient memezoomzooms won't remember this gemmy
Jeff Goodbum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YS-UnmOn54
real niggas know
Genuinely, if you weren't alive to experience computers and the internet in the 90s you shouldn't be here.
*logs off forever*
If you weren't alive to experience computers and the internet in the 80s you shouldn't be here.
>>216543347my internet was slow as shit in the 90s, nothing to remember
>>216543347first computer had windows XP and I have been terminally online since 2006
some say that he does it for free.....and that his smegma is a rare delicacy on a small island off the coast of Fiji..........all we know is....HE'S CALLED THE JANNY!
>>216543402What game is this?
still remember that upgrade from 300baud to 14.4kthought i was living in the future
>>216542825Not really. It came to me when I was considering if my mother was domineering and it was an example of my dad being the man of the house. He didn't hit her but he controlled the situation to create a positive outcome. He was a kind man and fairly gentle. I respect that. I'm not sure they would remember, I suppose it depends what the argument was about.
any unc and chopped man in
>>216543426habbo hotel
*spends my whole lunchbreak on Ezone*
>>216543402>nu-scape map
>>216543404hahahahahahahahahahafunny
>>216543426neopets
>>216543443Childish honestly, act your age.
>>216543456thats the 2007 map if im not mistaken
>>216543473t. literal child
>>216543402runescape sucked*sips beer* now ultima online, that was a real man's game
I might spend gems on playing 425 games (conservative amount) just getting to 600 speed/stam and losing. based on my carrot income and the upcoming dec event
Rorke getting kicked out of the school library for googling blue waffle
looked up my primary school teachers and one of them is a nonce locked away for looking at jailbait and lolita porn
Sushi is pretty good imo
>>216543488want a new, older friend?
Someone I knew just walked into Argos and asked if they were hiring, he got the job with no interview a week later.
>>216543489ultima looks proper clunky but i imagine it was sick back in the daythe most unc game of them all
>>216543492dunno what any of this means lol
>>216543509Phimosislad, you've went too far
>>216543500haha had this happen to me
>>216543338More of a Microsoft Plus! for Windows 95 man myself
>>216543509weird looking willer that
Love tricking people into telling me fake young ages so I can report them and get them banned lmao
>>216543509straight outta bloodborne
>>216543492
>>216543509Bonnie Blue be like corrr
>>216543564kek
If you met her and fell in love would you marry her?
Would've loved to work for Argos back in the day. I'm an ugly little runt so they would've kept me in the back just pushing items down that wee chute. Imagine how cozy it would be at quiet times.
what's the pengest neopet
>>216543526it was one of those games that didn't hold your hand and if you died you just lost all your shit, so you only went with what you could afford to loseit made me into a proper scrappy son of a bitch that never died, thoughever, since i played a thief
>>216543509right tahts digusting
>>216543509pangpang has to work this biohazard after the massage LOL
>>216543593I'd knick washing machines and fridges. Nice little sideline back before cameras and that.
>>216543589could never fall in love with her, even if she wasn't a turbo slag, just not pretty enough
>>216543492spending carats on toughness is genuinely retarded toby
>>216543544need trans gf
what was wrong with that willy?
>>216543589i havent met her
>>216543588scmeaing
Any other bitter zoomers who didn't get to experience an iconic British upbringing?>Born too late to experience the 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s>Didn't grow up in the golden years of British rock, punk, jungle, electronic, or any of that>Teenage years were nothing like Skins or InbetweenersI went to a shit school in a grim little provincial town, played football with the lads at lunchtime, dossed about in class, went home to play RuneScape, watch YouTube and shitpost on 4chan whilst listening to The Smiths and RadioheadThat's it really
The FUCK you know about beans F A M?Dis nigga eatin beans
im trying to learn to program but everything is broken!
>>216543614
>>216543641maybe a lack of perfusion and the term for a hyper ability for the skin or connective tissue to stretch (possibly causing the lack of perfusion)
>>216543650shut up you twat
>>216543650that's what we all did lad life isn't a tv show
>>216543653dis nigga eatin abortions
>>216543603i really loved that about runey, the world felt dangerous and you could get murked at random by an NPCwhen people died their shit appeared after two minutes and it was a mad scramble
Woah
>>216543589i've shagged her. no
>>216543655>Rahul
>>216543670*shits in your mouth*
right i dont like it when theres indians in jolibee
>>216543665hope that doesn't happen to me
>>216543655what gpu does that laptop have and how good is it at modern games
>>216543442i am unc yeswhat do you mean by chopped
>>216543681ra t
>>216543650the 00s were shit you little runtremember it was just constantly iraq and afghanistan hanging over our heads, followed by the great recession
>>216543673inbetweeners was quite accurate though. skins obviously wasn't.
hi. im 28 (male). my older brother who is 32 , has blocked my mums texts over the past 2 years. my mum found out yesterday. i live at home with my mum now because of my health and ive had to take time off work. yesterday my brother came to visit and my mum says 'did you block my texts' and my brother admitted to it. my mum is christian and sometimes sends very ,very long texts and a lot of them. often about sermons she sees or things she believes God wants us to know.
>>216543718ugly
>>216543681why didnt they just make the outlines (background?) black so it looks like shadows
>>216543705you know what it's probably decent that
biz idea: bathroom basins with a piss channel down the middle
>>216543627I'm sure you are a stunner...What if you were at the beach and she came over to you and you didn't immediately recognise her? You start talking and have a laugh and have fun. She talks you into going back to her hotel room, she orders lobster and champagne. You eat and shag. She gets pregnant... What then Brazillad?
just ordered this
>>216543650Thats what I did and I was a teenager during peak arctic monkeys/ indie/zoo/ 16 year old page 3 models years your life will be shit no matter when youre born life is shit its boring and pointless and frustrating
>>216543736Okay
>>216543593I did in 2013/2014was alright
>>216543714most likely inherited or congenital
man like Rahul
Alan Carr wins celebrity traitors. Glad I could help :)
right then lads, what am i buying?DRAGON QUEST III HD-2D RemakeDRAGON QUEST XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age – Definitive EditionFINAL FANTASY XII THE ZODIAC AGE
>>216543757how much did you pay for this artificially scarce piece of cardboardbe honest
>>216543757How much? Graded?nice card
they got chinky robots to do argos these days
for sale: unc, chopped, not screwed
>>216543742Would two foot the cunt if he tried that with me
scromit
>>216543473pools closed brother
>>216543722The noughties were goodEarly 2000s kino:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6EMid 2000s kino:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK7egZaT3hsLate 2000s kino:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci40ae8BlcE
>>216543792>DRAGON QUEST III HD-2D Remakelame remake, don't bother>DRAGON QUEST XI S: Echoes of an Elusive Age – Definitive Edition>FINAL FANTASY XII THE ZODIAC AGESolid JRPGs but there are better options like Persona and Trails in the Sky
>>216543742angry little monkey fella
>>216543789Deano wont like this
>>216543789does he ever fart and it seems as if semen splutters out his loose vibrating gay sex arsehole and then everyone goes EUGGHHH
THE AGE OF INCELDOM XXIX A CLUE GAINED
>>216543643If you met her. Not for her sex work. Just in a casual setting. She approaches you when your sat on your tod at a library or cafe or wherever you go on your incel walks. Introduces herself with her real name. She pursues you but not for her work, just a normal relationship.
>>216543679thing i liked the most is that pvp was mostly nonconsensual. in towns you were somewhat safe (if someone attacked you/stole from you, either you or an npc that saw you would call guards) but other than that you were pretty much on your own. people could kill you, steal from you, kill your pets, lure them away, etcthen everquest and wow came along and held everybody's hand, made pvp opt-in, and ruined the genre
Sir Bro Tier
>>216543749i am fit as yes xi'd probably leave her a single mum like most men of my nationality do
>>216543832mad how even normies have fallen for the "sikhs are bro tier" meme
>>216543757wow !!
>>216543722we had a protest in school about the iraq war absolute cringe looking back
>>216543832sikhs can fuck right off
nothing beats the real thing
>>216543683Give us the details. Are you one of the 1000?
>>216543742whats his problem?
sir knifewielding subcontinental
>>216543838you can still listen to this music now, as you have just conveniently proved
>>216543789fumin mate. me an the missus was going to watch it together when she got in from the call centre. nice one spoiling it
The escort I saw last week is away for a few days so I won't see her again until at least Tuesday 11th.She read my last message on Tuesday 4th but hasn't responded. I hope I haven't said something to irritate her. I don't think I have but I'm going to be worrying a bit until she responds.If she left me good feedback and let me stay beyond my time, is that generally a good sign?
>>216543881me ranking kebabs
>Irish Travellers (Irish: An lucht siúil, meaning the walking people), also known as Mincéirs[4] (Shelta: MincéirÃ) or Pavees,[5] are a traditionally peripatetic indigenous[6] ethno-cultural group originating in Ireland.[>indigenousAbsolutely absurd nonsense
>>216543868fuck do you mean "even normies"it's a meme because it's a thing normies believeare you fucking retarded
>>216543856i havent met her though
>>216543742
>>216543742Horrible little wog
>>216543840never got into them, look a bit "too" weeby for mepersona collection 3, 4 and 5 is on offer right now though
>>216543910you are a pathetic freak
>>216543838>limp bizkitabsolute yank shite. embarrassing from you>arctic monkeysslightly nostalgic, but they were arguable bigger in the early 10s>dizzee rascalshit yet again. bonkers is the only song which is ok, mostly due to nostalgiasilly little zoomer
>>216543913nah rahul
>>216543867heh fair enough. The baby could play football for England. We need a Ronaldinho.
It's past 9pm wagie. Tomorrow may be Friday but Mr Toilstein will be expecting a full day's work from you.
procrastination is a big problem in many young men lives
>>216543910She has a million clients lad, you're not her boyfriend. Some fat greasy oaf is probably bollocks deep in her at this very moment.
back from bantoil since gingernonce reported one of my posts lmao
>>216543742they're always so fucking arrogant
>>216543912saw one in co-op asking for a euromillions the other day, bizarre accent
>>216543838iraq war yank wigger nostalgia be hittin !!
>>216543945All three are classic tunes. Did people listen to Arctic Monkeys in Deutschland? That first album was very British
>>216543940Why? She was very nice and I want to lose my virginity to her.
I was there, man. and it sucked!
>>216543910hope this is a larpif not you need to sort your fucking head out before this bitch rinses your bank account and then ghosts you
>>216543963not mine i solved it
>>216543910shes getting her back blown out rn
>>216543910>If she left me good feedback and let me stay beyond my time, is that generally a good sign?Thats a good sign.>She read my last message on Tuesday 4th but hasn't responded.That is not.She doesn't want bombarding with texts. Leave it for a week then message asking how she is and arrange to meet her again.
>>216543910
>>216543910>I hope I haven't said something to irritate her.who would find you irritating?
>>216543860nah I think people just started playing other games for pvp instead of willingly getting ganked anywhere for everything the wilderness in runey was sick because it was a designated area where you could do all that and it worked wellmmos are about chilling and being comfy too not always looking over your back
>>216543914It's a hypothetical, big Keith.
Germans call NNN "Nur Nuss November"
>>216543976since fucking when is limp bizkit "classic"? are you 14 years old?I thought all limp bizkit fans had died in bush's oil wars. didn't know there were young onesyea arctic monkeys was big here, not as big as in the uk though obviously. thought it was funny that yanks have only just discovered arctic monkeys in the last few years, usually it's us that are a decade late to things
man OP pic was doing the rounds on MSN messenger back in 2006
escort lad needs therapy
awaiting the dossier
puttering and chuntering
>>216543956only toil from monday to thursday now would rather kms than go back to full time x
>>216544045I saw the Arctic Monkeys in 2007. It was great.
kissing og cap
shagging middle class puss at latitude festival
>>216543910>I hope I haven't said something to irritate her. I don't think I have but I'm going to be worrying a bit until she respondswhat a meltlook at this retardmate your paying to fuck her, except youre such a pussy, she probably just sits on the corner of the bed talking waiting for your PAID time to be up so she can bail and doesnt have to actually touch you
>>216544102do people actually shag at those festivalsisnt everyone unshowered and sharing a tent with 5 others
had 3 pints of bitter and mcdonalds muck on the way home farting up a storm herefucking stinks
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20nb093U4qo
>>216544031nah it was really just some people, even back then, didn't like the idea of losing their stuff
>>216544123yeh and?
>>216543968I know that. It's just she responded to my previous messages very quickly before we met, and even on Sunday. But since then she hasn't replied, only read the message. I asked her if she was free on Wednesday 12th.>>216544008I only sent her two messages that she hasn't responded to.I want to see her on Wednesday 12th. So I'll leave it until Tuesday to see if she replies. That sound alright?Does feel like the time is dragging though.
>>216544123corr
>>216544125lmao>>216544123these are the conditions that makes people shag the most
>>216544118We cuddled and kissed after I couldn't get hard.
>>216544145FOOD GIVES YOU ENERGY!
Friday tomorrow innit
I'm middle class
>>216544045>since fucking when is limp bizkit "classic"?They were quite big in the early 2000s>thought it was funny that yanks have only just discovered arctic monkeys in the last few yearsYanks discovered them in 2013 when the album AM came out
um haha
>>216543836The pool is always closed. Roflmaoing at that one lad trapped in the pool. Blocking any fags who chat shit with my homies.
>>216544150you are genuinely the most pathetic and pitiful freak i've ever come across on here. absolute torture to read your posts that you insist on spamming here every fucking day
Creed have some good songs no wonder they had a resurgence better than the other yank shite from that decade
>>216544150if she was interested shed replyyoure getting attached to a prostitute what are you doing mate
>>216544178*checks notes*yes
>>216544178wrong
https://youtu.be/lF0BhaSh0yw
right well I have no clue of what I'm doing in this game do I
>>216544193I know they were, but it was always dumb yank wigger music. since when is that classicits like calling kid rock or Korn classic.
glod
>>216544214listened to creed earlier today, one last breath
I remember kid rock. classic
trannys belong in asylums
>>216544240love a bit of Korn me
Being an autistic freak is madThe way I understand the world is to make up systems in my mind and refine them with more dataThere are so many systems to understand and connect to each other I just spend my whole life thinking about mental systems n shieet
>We cuddled and kissed after I couldn't get hard
>>216544240korn are good thoughever x
>>216544237might have figured it all out by the time EU6 comes out in another 12 years
>>216544237didn't like the UI meall the menus were a bit much just had government, production and building automated
>Kornnow that was peak 2000's runescapecore music
>>216544264>>216544276pity you ladsits pure incel music
rorke you're under arrest
>>216544299>its pure incel musicmeaningless statement you could say about anything
>>216544276no they're not be quiet x
what is really
sancho looking extra lightskin tonight
>>216544299no its not. the music you enjoy is actually
>>216544312fucking suckleable itty bitty tiddies
reminder to report the BE flags psts
>>216544216Well she said she'd like to see me again. Maybe they all say that, idk. I have to remain hopeful. The issue is I've told her I'm a virgin and I do want to lose my virginity to her.Do you have any tips for me to stop thinking about her so much?
>>216544338alri virgin
virginity is a social construct
>>216544237>playing Ottomans
>>216544299>its pure incel musicWhere do you think you are?
This woman did more damage to the continent of Europe than all the historical wars and plagues combined.
any lazy bum man in
>>216544237Very good. Very good. HOWEVER
meanwhile in sudan>At least 25 women were gang raped when RSF’s forces entered a shelter for displaced people near El Fasher University>estimates that 460 patients and companions were killed during the alleged massacre>about 14 million people displaced out of a population of 51 million.>More than 36,000 people have fled since Saturday
>>216544338they're quite large tiddies actually
I hate Tunisian posters
I was always confused why ancient societies would randomly let the emperor's son ascend to the throne or why the praetorian guard or military elite would cheer and hail the son of the dead king, now I understand.
>Primitive Technology: Wood ash & crushed terracotta mortardon't mind if I do
>>216544391tunisia never done me no harm
I got beeline straight this time on og cap. just bought it
>>216544411kinda gay
>>216544345yeah, literally have sex
>>216544386a much better game, perhaps the best paradox game actually
>>216544240>KornClassic>kid rockCringe
sir son of the dead king
>>216544411Trump is orange and his son is white, he clearly got cucked
>>216544420Their posters just make the most inane attention seeking threads and bump them none stop, they're slowly approaching Brazilian levels
>>216544415my bf used to love that channel
sir son of the dead toolmaker
>>216544372what did she do exactly?
>>216544433for me it's hearts of iron 2 since I like the strategy part rather than the intermarriage and whatnot, but ck2 is quite fun
>>216544462it's always the same one dude
>>216544459if you ask an American who hugo chavez is theyd have no idea and say something about drugs and gangs and stop the mexicans coming in
>>216544469>>216544372purple pill is she was a speedbump; the replacements are 100% on script and want deindustrialisation and war with russia to boot
>>216544384Raises trotter
pretty much use cursor all the tiem at toil nowjunior software engineer mongs btfo
425 games is > 60-70% ~odds to get 2x 3* spark umas in succession (on their bloodline) so idk why you guys dont just buy that at least at the start of the game. I dont care about support cards! I heard today that you can start to pay the game at level 3 cards
>>216544495i'm not autistic enough to enjoy the other paradox games which are more systematic, I really enjoy crusader kings with its people in it and the bit of roleplay which goes on
>>216544372>Christian parents>Childless>STEMcel>Young MarxistI can never understand these types of peopleNo personality whatsoever just the most boring Eurocrats everMaybe it's caused by a very sheltered upper class life in rich and stable White countries in the most peaceful time to be alive
>>216544150hmm thats not good. you need to make it clear you want to become a regular client but thats a conversation better done in person. i think you are right to leave it then message her asking for an hour. but if she is still away till the Tuesday then unless she responds to agree to the Weds 12th meeting then leave it and message her a few days after she is back. i've had a sex worker gf and it was a wild ride. i don't think you are ready for that and i think you should not consider that.ive told you before i think you need to see another working girl before you go back to this one.
holy shit two maccabi players down on the ground after shots. not sure if the game will continue.
2x speed on monthly uma races for 50% rates on banner pulls thats worth it just take what cards you get...
>>216544514what's it all for though?
good night my little child-raping paedophiles x
>>216544557Lol black
>>216544522Used to work as a web developer but left cos I hated my jobIt was the only thing I was good at thougheverbeit so now that AI's around I am fucked
>>216544557
>>216544411wasn't that just the normal line of succession
10 pulls in LESS THAN 30 MIN
>>216544522fucks cursor
Pictured Starmer with his face red and tears in his eyes as he stomps his foot and yells "no no NO!" over and over again
>>216544557LMAO
>>216544550shouldn't be allowed to serve in a political office unless you have a child, can't trust the future of the country to someone who has no real stake in it after they're dead
>>216544622ngmi
I have 27K carrots now 3K more to guarantee then I think I only need to pull 1 kitsune black in 100 pulls gl me and at the same time I have spare carrots :3
>>216544503fr, he's starting to get on my nerves
only like 10% of the population should be allowed to vote
>>216544648ok this is epic
susanalbumparty
>>216544627>angry and frustratedsomething in common with his wife i imagine!
I really miss them
this guy has fucked 4000 women and not just fucked, but got them to do the nastiest shit he's into
>>216544627Another killing of a child murder in Wakey Prison an all. Good riddance. But Sir Keir needs to sort out the prisons.
>>216544651theres also a brazilian under the luxembourg flag who's obsessed with us and a pajeet using the german flag who makes at least five anti-british threads a day usually pretending to be a nazi
>>216544673Like me a fat bitch I do me
oooof madone!
lol haha
pregnant lass at toil's tummy getting rather large nowand her bosom too
carla on corrie has become lesbian
>>216544679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVd6CnKLPgY
Done a total of 1 hr 30 learning my language today
>>216544696mad how every woman who has birthed a child has a torn apart fanny i reckon every birth should be C section from now on
>>216544683jewish degenerate
>>216544696make sure to ask her if she's got any leftover milk for you to drink once the baby has arrived>>216544710Are you the lad who's going to Hungary
>A small boat migrant 'raped woman in heart of London after threatening her through translation app'>The Egyptian national, who entered to country in June having crossed the Channel in a dinghy, is said to have been at the train station with friends from the taxpayer-funded migrant hotel where he was staying.
>RSF soldiers raping or gang-raping 36 women and girls as young as 15, plus other forms of sexual violence, in four Sudanese states between April 2023 and October 2024. Violations include raping a mother after tearing away her breastfeeding baby and the 30-day sexual enslavement of a woman in Khartoum, as well as severe beatings, torture with hot liquid or sharp blades, and murder.
>>216544731Nah not me buv
>>216544734ban translation apps now
>>216544673desu id slam that hog
im pretty hype to get some level 3 support cards this month
>>216544731wouldnt mind sucking on her teat
>>216544389Coming to a village near you
mans on the op block but I don't see no ops
pangpang found her match
>>216544683women will do anything for love or money
>>216544552Thanks for the advice lad.I do want to be a regular of hers.If she doesn't respond and I have to chase up, how should I phrase the message? I doubt she'd be my gf.
>>216544746right well that's not very funny
man's in the op bloke
>>216544790Somalians are funny
>>216544690absolute state of this board. I hate these schitzos like you wouldn't believe
>>216544765she is cute, wish she was my gf
>>216543737yeah that too
>>216544814>>216544814>>216544814
dom cummings was right
>>216544765I feel bad for zoomer asian slagsthe millennial ones went to europe/us/canada 15 years ago, found some white nerdboy and now have families and kidsthe zoomer ones trying to do the same are greeted with nothing but jeets on arrival
>>216544808She is not cute
NEW>>216544872>>216544872>>216544872
>>216544882insanely late you ain't even left the blocks nigga
youre timmy
>>216543742based vini
>>216544679Zoomers have no idea what this is
>>216545923I'm a zoomer, I used to love flicking to the orange section and looking at it when I was a kid, of course it was also pretty demoralising
