abrams edition>>216545843
For me? It's Jessica Alba
This leaf is just some antisemitic paki fuck just filter him
>>216548496Everyone liked her when I was in middle school but I never saw anything special in her. Especially since I live in California and see sexier latinas at rancho market
the squeaky wheel gets the grease
Taking a man sized SHIT and listening to Taylor Swift
Hey guys let's spend the next 300 posts arguing about politics
>>216548532Appropriate
>>216548539I bet Mamdani shits in the middle of Central Park
>>216548515How can you not like that face. She's so damn cute.
>>216548539I want to swim in the lake that I grew up in w
>>216548518the nail that sticks out gets hammered
>>216548552Meh. I like feminine curves to go with the face
People don't publish manifestos anymore
I love everyone. Gay, straight, white, black, trans, cis, short, tall. The only people I hate are Abrahamists.
>>216548553this nigga a fish
>>216548521https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762476493759845.mp4
throwback to when I said penis emphatically
>>216548552She looks like a generic stacy to me
>>216548558call me a nail cause it's beer:30
One time I came up with the most epic fucking comeback on the spot but I literally can't tell anyone what it was because no one would ever believe this interaction. It was just so insane
How lightskins do pushups
>I love everyone. Gay, straight, white, black, trans, cis, short, tall. >The only people I hate are Abrahamists.
Dude got flamedhttps://youtube.com/shorts/6JjKZ7Mp0BI?si=oxBy2gM7RnQMCnhb
>>216548585Jason rocking the Dr Emmett brown from back to the future haircut
Life requires continual expense of energy just to get more energyThat's gay, I hate life
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>>216548580ultra mega rape
>>216548539Zohran Memedani
fuck racism
>>216548627You seriously would do that to a damn jeeta? She probably has piss and shit all over her private parts
I hope America failsI want China to win
>>216548630Cept the Ecuadorians THEY NEED TO GO THE FUCK BACK WITH THE VENEZUELANS!
>>216548580
>>216548642That's a jeeta? Would
>>216548642she looks white though, anyway idgaf
are brazilians white
i only have 1 beer and 3 cigs left
>>216548662Drugs are bad
The Brown House lole
Cigs are comfier than beer anyway
>>216548580I could beat this putrid whore in a fight easily.
>>216548560>I like feminine curves to go with the faceYeah me too, but that face is just perfect imo.
>Cigs are comfier than beer anyway
I once again drive an electric vehicle
The Supreme Court has ordered that the slaughter of ostriches will go on as planned.
>>216548694soy kids try to pass this as funny
Channeling my crystal ball for next year>Vance's wife gets killed so he can marry Kirk's widow>Mr Trump's dementia forces him out>For some reason, the price of chicken becomes very low, fast food will offer chicken nuggets at incredible promotional prices>A boat will crash into the New York harbor and kill a group of Orthodox Jews
>>216548709Our supreme court is better
>>216548722god bless this nigga
>>216548679What's the best starter cig brand for real /cum/mers?
Wait we have president Trump a mandate? I thought it was a "man to date" and I voted yes because I thought it'd be funny
>>216548709Based
I saved a pic of this brown brazilian girls ass from an old thread but i accidentally only saved the thumbnailFuck me
>>216548733None, why would you pick up an addictive substance
remember it's just a game
the civnat republican boomer class cannot compete with a grouper saying nigger. Like the game is already over
I want to rim a dude's ass on Friday
>>216548662You can have one of my beers. No smokes though, had to give em up
>>216548760groyper***
cumbum brosss
>>216548753What is
I want to rim a dude's ass on Saturday
>>216548760>*glub glub*>NIGGER>*glub glub*
Yesterday I thought about him so hard that I climaxed wet without touching myself, I just laid in bed listening to music. I think about him all the time but I've never experienced this before.I had to shower and it made me realise something amazing...the mind of a woman is her reproductive organ, not her cookie. And I don't know if it's the same for men. We did everything in my head, my satisfaction came from seeing him being fulfilled of every pleasure and desire imagined possible and whole heck more.My problem now is, abstaining from fantasies just became 1000x harder. It's like I unlocked a new superpower.This is so hard. But what sugarcoats my sinful mind is "it's not like I'm jumping from different men in my mind, it's only him".
>>216548786
>>216548781https://youtu.be/WfmTq2B31tE?si=sS5vlyxc1uW9oXmZ
>>216548786IT'S OVER
>>216548781I can appreciate a nice penis but a mans asshole? Idk
>>216548822Both are good
I started balding at 16
>>216548838lmao lil bro is cooked
>>216548846i'm unc. you're lil bro
>>216548863sybau
>>216548871syfm
>>216548838This nigga got Road Warrior Hawk hair
>>216548881you won't do shii pussy ahh nig
>>216548825I feel licking a guys asshole is gayer than sucking a dick
British rap sounds hilarious
Why do I look 15 pounds lighter than I actually am despite being 190 pounds? I even have a twink waist (29 inches)
>>216548901jason....
>>216548897Oi m8Straight from Staffordshire innitMe n me bruvs nickin from the lorryLocal bobby gonna say sorry
>>216548906Whomst?
>>216548906I found Jason's wife thank you
>>216548923I hate nothing but sin.
>>216548923Is it true you study computer engineering? I heard that you can get very rich in that field and get lots of white germanic girls. Thank you
>>216548923yeah his wife would be a used up tinder girl L O L
>>216548908Bop buddy bop bop bopSee dat ting on de top top top
My height starts with 5 and my eyes are poopy brown
My height starts with 5 but I wear lifts and say I'm 6'1
>tfw 5'15" king of manletsfeels bad man
>>216548897it do be like thatHave you heard of Pete n Bas, they are my favorite unironically lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLIZpWrK8xohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b4uEFWioTo
I need to find a black gf but I’m just a black man :/. It’s over for me
Latrell is sad
Drumline wasn't a very good movie imo
I'm 5'10 barefoot while my dad is 6'0 barefoot. When we both wear shoes I'm an inch taller than him. Feels good man
Its funny the CEO of America's biggest company says China will win the AI race
talked with my crows today. they are doing good. said they would appreciate unsalted pecans in with their peanut mix. I said ok. told me they scouted feral cats in some shed. i'll probably dispatch of them
>>216548990It's a moot point when his company literally has nothing to do with AI development. All his company does is make the graphics cards for the systems
>>216548944I just want a 7+/10 white girlfriend I literally don't give a shit if she has brown eyes and brown hair
>>216548990>Buy my product or we lose
I have been let go from my job. My Tweeting was cited as "concern[ing]." I was not given specific examples of Tweets that they were "concerned" about.I wish them well and have no further comment.
https://youtu.be/NzYagmWfWYM
im a man without conviction
>Ceo of McDonald's gives his opinion on how to improve America's food supply
>>216548662Wie viele Flaschen vom Schloss Pilsener hast du heute schon getrunken?
>>216548990>the CEO ching chong bing bong says china will winthats crazy bro
>>216549010They make a lot of AI software platforms, and specialized AI models
>>216549043Adolf Hitler
>>216549042Poor Americans are starving because McDick's got too expensive.
>>216549059No girl who looks like this will ever like you
>>216549046Name one without googling it. Go ahead
>>216549074Big boned.
I'm six foot fo with a mean flow
>>216549086>Start up those fryers!
>>216549080Agentic AI
>>216549086He looks cute. Feed him some worms!
they should filter "OP" to "bro"
bro's a fag
>>216549104Your prime minister literally has a fucking photo with Epstein you are fucking cooked, you're about to suck dick
>>216549150Umm sweetie your president was pretty good friends with him
I'm gonna make beef and chicken liver tomorrow.
>>216549160It's worse because Carney was literal friends with the person bringing people to the island
nuke the filibuster
>>216549104You just named a whole field of AI programs so you just have no clue what you're talking about
>>216549176Why? Is this some sort of white supremacist diet?
>>216549179Trump went on his Lolita express many times
>>216549176I like my liver with fried onions and mashed potatoes.
stop responding to the paki
pray for ukrainepray for palestinepray for sudan
>>216549193Surely you have a phD in AI from Harvard
>>216549200Do you have pictures? Because I have pictures of Carney with Ghislane
>>216549193Yea that's how they use their family of AIshttps://www.nvidia.com/en-us/solutions/ai/agentic-ai/
pray for russiapray for israelpray for sudan
>>216549216I have a phD in fucking your sister right in her hairy pussy
Most of the threads on this website are just reposts from other social media sites.Barely any original content.
>>216549216All I know is I don't need AI to tell me how to rearrange your mom's guts in the bedroom
If I posted my cashapp would yall support
>>216549219Why is Mike Johnson blocking an elected >Donald Trump's name appears in Jeffrey Epstein's private jet flight logs at least seven or eight times between 1993 and 1997.
>>216549233Why do you need money?
>>216549231a little slow on the uptake huh
>>216549188If he gets rid of the filibuster he will consolidate himself as America's Hitler
>>216549223You have yet to name one program from them that's AI involved. That's like saying Samsung is an AI company just because a galaxy can run GPT
>>216549196>Why?Because it's tasty and nutritious >>216549207Yeah I always make em with onions. Not really a fan of mash though.
>>216549233I'd throw you a fiver
>>216549243.
What do you think of June as a girl's name? I'm not transitioning or having a kid, I'm just asking
>>216549252>The new open models, data and tools are part of the NVIDIA Nemotron family for AI reasoning, the NVIDIA Cosmos platform for physical AI, NVIDIA Isaac GR00T for robotics and NVIDIA Clara for biomedical AI.
>>216549271dude on the left looks like knockoff gavin newsom
>>216549252How is Samsung not an AI company? Holy fuck you're an idiot
>>216549245Would be nice to have >>216549259Cool that's a monster energy drink
>>216549276It's not a bad name
>>216549276My sister's name is a month and her entire life has been a shit show
Drinking coffee.
>>216549303As somebody who uses a Samsung phone on the regular they aren't a good AI company if they are one
>>216549311alright april
>>216549306Ask your government or parents for money instead!
>>216549258Keep the shutdown going. I literally could care less if you faggots are going to starve without your SNAP and that you're living paycheck to paycheck
How would you disarm this 1200 pound dynamite bomb
>>216549276Love the Beatles song "Hey June".
>>216549334kek
>>216549271Why is Mike Johnson not swearing in an already elected congresswoman? He's scared of releasing the epstein files, why is that?
>>216549281>It uses outside AI models developed by other companies
>I could care lessThen why don't you?
>>216549345Democrats should be prevented from taking office and Mike Johnson is based for that actually
>>216549339https://youtu.be/44H2_cu02P4?si=Sbmizt9NX0BEAsw2
he's pakistani sar do not reply
>>216549334I dindu nuffin. I pay for my own food.
>>216549369He is a Brazilian
damn groypers really set up their own parallel intelligence agency to rival the CIA and Mossad all to rescue America what a bunch of madlads
>>216549334You sound like an asshole.
>>216549345Can I ask you a legitimate question? If the Democrats are so le based how come they haven't released them?
>>216549355Its based to protect pedos for you
Imagine if I was chinese AND was deepthroating YOUR cock. It’s more likely than you think.
>>216549391They are being cockblocked by My Johnson
>>216549391Yea it was wrong, let mike johnson call congress in session, swear in the congresswoman and release the files.
>>216549396AND you're a woman? unlikely
I smoke exclusively the finest cheese and we live inside a dream
>>216549391If Trump was in them they would have done it during Biden's term and leaked that shit
>>216549396*Points to my cock* well?
>>216549396WMAM is hot
>>216549321Decent name. Shit life
i got that blue cheese kush brother
>>216549420Yeah that's funny to me. You're telling me the government that tried to throw him in jail more than five times wouldn't release criminally damaging stuff that would have ruined his presidential run?
>antonio brown extradited to dubaiIt's over
>>216549311Is her name February?
>>216549444what happened in her life? if it's anything to do with dating abusive chads don't say anything
>>216549396I only fuck white femboys sorry
How about coming up here and getting topless
>>216549311Is her name Julie?
There was that one Japanese pornstar who was nicknamed Godzilla because he had a monster dick
>>216549455No, anon was right, it's April. Actually it's a great name now that I think about it>>216549465Kind of. Her taste in men isn't ideal, according to her
>>216549477*Throws my shirt at you*https://youtu.be/yZ_QUh0lmj4?si=wPse0Z_byts5b9jD
>>216549477Let's go to the south of france
got that bomboclaat sourdough breeeeaaadd*starts convulsing uncontrollably*
Feel like every successful person claims they had a teacher who told them they’d never amount to anything
Woman was elected six weeks ago and repubs scared to swear her in.
>>216549491What's big by jap standards? 5.5 inches?
>>216549511I've never had a teacher tell me that and I am unsuccessful
>>216549513
>>216549523Checks out
>YOU NEED TO SWEAR ME IN SO I CAN VOTE AGAINST YOU
>>2165495205.5 Inches is plenty!
Did the Fidelity cuck already post his portfolio today?I bet he didn't because he lost a bunch of money.
>>216549511Survivorship bias. For every person who was dismissed by a teacher but ended up successful, another nine were probably failures.
Hey shake dat ass foo me*Pours champagne on your ass*
I'm thinking about installing mint or cachy now that windows10 is dead
>>216549511Successful people break the rules, unlike beta cucks like me
>>216549561Honestly just cutting straight to arch is extremely easy now, don't sleep on it.
Louie Anderson was so fat
birdie birdie in the skydropped some white stuff in my eyei'm not mad i won't cryi'm just glad that cows don't fly
>>216549600And gay!
>>216549561>>216549599Is this how trannies meet outside of reddit?
>>216549600He was a closet homo too
>DONT SWEAR IN THE PERSON THE PEOPLE ACTUALLY ELECTED TO PROTECT PEDOS
Movember moustache mode: Activated. I’m about to get so much beaver yo.I’m talmbout pussy a.k.a. women vaginer
Comedy sketch idea>Two trannies come home, dad on the couch>Hey dad we're gonna go hang out in my room>Cuts to them hanging by a noose
>>216549637I want to ride your moustache
>>216549558*Farts*
Don't hear people saying "wapanese" anymore.
>>216549555its over
>>216549644Hell yeah nice
>>216549555Sounds like you’re jealous
Zabunga! Wahaha zabunga dunga!!
>>216549654No, I'm just annoyed by his spam.
>>216549665Devious lick
>>216549665Is this a mail man or woman?
>>216548987Blahpipo movies are rarely good they just get undue praise heaped upon them for political reasons. For example, Get Out.
member 2010?
Canadians are low IQ subhumans that get their shit pushed in by Indians. They can't compete because they are that stupid. Canada's entire history is everyone with skills and acumen moving to the USA so you're left with a country of idiots.
I want to cry but I can’t LOL
People acted like black panther was a cinema-defining masterpiece
>>216549647Hapa (Hawaiian, then later West Coast term) has also taken over the term wasian
people canadians get they shit pushed in the wakanda forever
I'm not going back to India
Please sir I just come to this country
>>216549717Why not
Do not redeem
new oneyplays kino on the tube
>>216549726It's easier to compete with you whites
I'm not going back to Iowa
>>216549733Oh okay
>>216549698Indians come here to clean toilets and serve fast foodslop and can't even afford food themselves before they crawl into a 20 person townhouse.
>>216549558https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8
i think like half of ya'll are jeets, that explains a lot
games
>>216549726He might get sacrificed
Sex with women
>>216549698>>216549700>>216549702>>216549706>>216549715>>216549717Wow, 6 (six) posts made by Canadian flags one after another.
>>216549665Believe it or not the police officers in the postal police are federal police so if they find these people they're fucked
John Carpenter's The Jeet
The Jeet in the subway by Martin Scorsese
Every Canadian /cum/poster lives in Brampton.
Having a little bit of japanese whiskey (nikka)
>>216548650what did he mean by this
>>216549773That is surprisingly believable
The only likable Canadian is Tate McRae
The Jeet Trucker by Michael Bay
business idea: remake of Scorsese's Taxi Driver with an Indian Uber driver instead
>>216549780>posts a literal chinese cartoonGAAAAYYYYY
>>216549797I want to stick my entire head in her pussy
Nikka please
yeuah I'm boutta shit
Canadians are all hockey players
I told everyone who got in my uber to vote for mamdani
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCUTQotVclpyo3CVcberSF0Dp-9A8p24gListening to bebop and drinking covfefe while reading a book.
Ray Stevens most famous song, "The Jeet">Oh yes they call him the Jeet>Smelliest thing on two feet
imagine if you had a black semon demon waiting in bed after you got home from a long day of work.
>>216549818i only voted twice this year
>>216549818I hope all of them tipped you.
>>216549753>if they find these peopleProbably won't happen desu. License plate isn't visible.
>>216549818Saaaaar
>>216549832They always get caught. I work in the post office they always have a wall of all the people they caught stealing mail
I voted for Mamdani.
I voted for Nick Mullen
>>216549817So I says, "all Canadians are whores or hockey" players!>Then my boss goes: "Hey, my wife is Canadian!">So I thinks for a moment, then I says: "What team does she play for?"
I came on the voting machine
>>216549808Real
Remember that post where a jeet says he molested some girl on a train because he felt lonely
>>216549870Stop I haven’t jerked off in almost a week.
All Canadians are dead comedians
Dicks I would suck, by race:>MenWhiteBlack>TranniesWhiteBlackLatinxEast AsianNative American
It's insane that all you needed to do to drown in pussy was to go to the gym in the 80s and 90s. Now it's a baseline requirement to not be a permavirgin
>>216549899Idk about the 80s but I'm pretty sure the 90s didn't work like that.
New York City was literally founded by the Dutch, built by Irish and Italian laborers, powered by Jewish, Puerto Rican, and Dominican communities, and runs on immigrant hustle. The Statue of Liberty was donated by France to honor immigrants. It’s literally the city’s logo
>>216549907Yeah okay UNC
>>216549885ik the one where the anon confessed to rubbing himself on a woman and she was tearing up, sad times desu.
>>216549899ik tons of guys who aren't fit yet get laid
>>216549926by what caliber of woman
Well. I'm out of beer
>>216549915Notice how none of the people who built New York were Muslim
>>216549926cap
>>216549943sexy gf or ugly gf paradox
>>216549915I believe negro slaves built some of it in the early period as well. Therefore a Moslem indian from Africa must rule the city o algo.
>>216549935er not the greatest, usually mediocre but they're mediocre without makeup.>>216549943not cap frfr icl ong
thread themehttps://youtu.be/y4FCpOBZPlk
Everything I’ve learned about the NYC mayoral election has been against my will. This shit is so boring I could piss chicken mcnuggets out of my dickhole.
Haven’t had lasagna in a minute
It's kind of hilarious that the only Canadian politician we ever hear about in America besides their prime minister is Doug Ford. That's like the worst representation of Canada
New:>>216549933>>216549933>>216549933>>216549933
>>216549979Nobody asked
>>216549989holy fucking earlybe patient nigga
>>216549992Idc
>>216549974In Canada it's just the usual distraction from our massive budget deficits, month after month job losses and just overall shitty state of Canada. For the rest of the World they seem to be shilling it like Americans are against Drumpf, which is specious considering this is NYC which is overwhelmingly Blue.
>>216549988None of them are very interesting.
>>216549988Our prime minister is a useless cuck anyways, some idiot like Doug Ford is more of a prime minister than our actual PM.
>>216549999Nobody asked
>>216550009If Doug Ford was prime minister of Canada, The country would have 90% tariffs on everything and they would be sanctioned by the United States
>>216548455Holy crap FINALLY a Thursday at my job that isn't busy as all fuck. Usually Thursdays are the worst day of the week because it's extremely busy the entire time. I get 1 WFH day a week and I suffered the godawful traffic driving to and from the office just so that this time I'd at least be at home for the dreaded Thursday shift.And it's actually slow as hell. I'm so hyped right now. On my couch laid all the way back wrapped in a blanket with the heat up to 75 and chilling with my cat. Boutta turn on Battlefield 6.Imagine working a 12 hour shift getting paid $30/hr to lay on your couch and play fuckin battlefield 6. Living the fooking dream! I hate this job with a passion but days like these it feels amazing. And to think not long ago I made barely over min wage to work some of the most demeaning and humiliating jobs available and had to walk/take the bus everywhere.
