golfball edition
poo smells lmao
>>216549083that's not funny
You fellas been watching The Will Stancil Show?https://nitter.poast.org/AlfredAlfer77/search?f=tweets&q=stancil+episode
>>216549139it is quite funny
you fellas been watching the will pencil show?
the hugh mungous show?
no clue what those shows are
>>216548998
>>216549234Need the sucking a golfball gimmick to make a comeback.
how come it is still so warm ffs
>>216549186I'm guessing had you actually reported the post, it would have been a ban instead of a warning.
>>216549267i have a strong suspicion that jannies don't get paid whatsoever>>216549268i just realized that you can actually report yourself, I wonder if you get rewarded for handing yourself in if you actually did something against the rules, a reduced sentence on your ban perhaps
>deleted
>>216549364
nth for the gyaldem
>>216549359kek why are they deleting those bad psych editions
>>216549404Any wizards in?
>>216549377They're spam from heathermong. He spams any thread that isn't a bad psych edition with racecuck spam and then when it is a bad psych thread, he spams with his other mentally ill gimmicks.
The most likely outcome for the UK is as a US colony
>>216549377because it's avatarfagging
OK but you are JF reporting UK OPs
What’s your medieval weapon of choice?For me it is the flanged mace
lmao melty incoming
10 more minutes and i can get started on the whiskey
>>216549430Why the spear of course; the most versatile weapon.
he just wins
>>216549412why's he even called heathermong, i mentally filter out those posts and just focus on the other ones>>216549430lovely ornate maces, for me it'd be the wakizashi
>>216549473
>>216549449why do you need to kill 10 minutes
ive achieved indian gf boysshes all over me and looks at me like im a godevery time she looks up at me with those lustful eyes im paralysed shes has the tightest little frame you could imaginebro im telling you, indian gf. 2026fund it
horse
just did probably the biggest shit of my entire life it was massive and the toilet is clogged now
>>216549430Need Emma Watson to use one of them on my aching nads.
>>216549504i think he does it because he finds it more honourable to start drinking at 10am or something like that and not when he wakes up, i remember an aussie poster saying something like that before
>>216549481one of his obsessions was some yank slag on youtube named heather
3* super creek
>>216549534congrats
he needs pal cards but also a wit card... aa
>>216549559thanks nobu
The new glasses
>>216549548cant do sprint I went to her first to go d oa career of getting treats ^o^
>Jury awards $10 million to Abigail Zwerner, teacher shot by 6-year-old student>A former assistant principal ignored warning signs that a 6-year-old Virginia boy brought a gun to school, an act of gross negligence that led to the avoidable shooting of the child’s first-grade teacher, a jury found.>The panel of three men and four women sided with former instructor Abigail Zwerner and awarded her $10 million in damages, plus interest, stemming from her wounding on Jan. 6, 2023, at Richneck Elementary School in Newport News.
>>216549575
JiDion going to town on this nonce
this horse is always in a great mood remaining there
They got a pishadoo in here?
just a bunch of insane bots or demons conversing
>>216549430there's a neat exhibit at the National Army Museum in Waiouru which is just all the homemade clubs they confiscated off of german soldiers in samoa during WW1Those lads made some really cool weapons
Do you smell that? Smells like burning hair
>>216549617take your meds
lucky one :D
>More than 10,000 Palestinians buried under the rubble in Gaza
>>216549642kek
Murdered a Scotsman in 2014 in self-defense.
>>216549642I legitimately want to strangle you and every single jew to death with my bare hands
how the frick is gold ship always in races winning sprints and things like that? still poggers. my queen rival this horse
>>216549606edp died so eagles could win the bowl
>>216549642>>216549649kys kikesYour race will be exterminated one day soon
3* class rep and grass
Might destroy humanity
Imagine the smell.
>>216549666grass wonder?
>>216549630he's probably on about the horse game retards and their incessant spammingvalid complaint
Crazy how many problems would solved instantly if jews were exterminated
French doors
green
>>216549651>>216549663lmao
>>216549539look like he made it so we should praise the honorable dude>>216549565youre welcome
matched with a 41 year old a couple days agothink i'm losing her lads
You're not even white yourself Malaponte you look like this
G-d bless Israel and the United Kingdom.
we at /brit/ proudly support the Israeli nation and her people
Malaponte seething about Jews out of nowhere on a random Thursday night.
>>216548998Yanks aren't replying to my thread, can you believe it /brit/.. It's like.. they can't answer seriously on anything. They're just jokesters. Frauds. Such a shame..
why are you having a mental breakdown about jews
>visits /pol/ once
>All jews are the enemy of all whites
>>216549764this is such a meaningless statementjews are just browns with a higher IQ
BASEDUtterly btfo
>>216549796oic
>>216549813This is who you're replying to btwHe's a "white" nationalist
>>216549796These Jews in the thread, are they in the room with us now?
I think he just made a thread on /tv/
>>216549834the face does say "meanwhile the Jews were at it again" however
>>216549822I'm literally killing thousands of palestinians right now and there's nothing you can do to stop me, heil israel
>>216549834Dios mio! La creatura antisemitica
>>216549519good lad. but try not to get it pregnant. you dont want an autistic indian son.
OK what the hell halos ultimate does nothing I got baited by a description after playing og cap
i think both my vapes are out of juice. been hitting them hard the last two days.
I finally got potential level 3 bakushin with the sprint shoes. bakushiiiiin
>23 degrees >70% humidityAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Goodnight, my little Fodenbunnies x
Kek, I think Malaponte got banned. That thread he made on /tv/ was deleted and he hasn't posted since.
I think king halo is poggers
so many characters in here who the hell is malaponte, i understand it's the yank who was banging on about the jews it's just bizarre that this thread has so many named posters, when I browsed /bant/ from 2017-2020 we had like the same amount of named posters /brit/ had but for the entire board not just on thread on it
aweeell hopefully tomorrow when I do a potential lv 3 class rep horse she gets a sprint spark, or not if that is better :3 mayo topgun will need it!
Imagine fucking a turducken-fucken-tuckduck
the year is 2048 and your son just graduated with a masters in pronouns from the university of woke with a bachelors in lgbtqia+ sciences, on a full islamic scholarship
>>216550025son? nope, gendered term same with daughter. simply child as they will be non-binary
wheeeeeeeeeee
>>216550040always here to criticism posts, but never contributes original content. Typical spanish
>>216550055>always here to criticism postsESL detected. Back to Pooistan you go.
>>216550055i feel like spaniard would have been the correct term to use in that post>>216550047:D were you going down a slide while typing that?
ueueeeeeeeewhh
>>216549987Problem is that all the worst posters on this board who can speak even a lick of English all mosey on over to this general
>>216550067dont know what esl means. that some kind of egg, salami, lettuce sangwich?
why british have different time zones, like, wake up guys, i want to talk to you, dont leave me with the yank and the spanish
>>216550104>>216550140ESL means you speak English as a second language, which you clearly do.
>>216550140where are you from?
>>216550152shouldn't it be EAASL then?>>216550155New Zealand, there are flags on this board to help you out bud
>>216550140i'm only an hour ahead of the UK even though spain should be the same time as the UK as it was only changed in 1940 for political reasons (allied with germany)code:0w0pmv
alvvays here to criticism posts saar
How I met your mother
oooh im the indian boogey man who lives under your bed at night. im comin to get ya
>>216550169>New Zealand, there are flags on this board to help you out budand if you went back to your shithole?
>>216550209you should get a better gimmick, it's a really tired played out one, downright boring. I was born in nz, only ever left once for a trip to australia
>>216550194lol
>>216550198incorrectI am not a woman or a freshly-cleaned street, there is nothing you could do to me
fk I didnt even choose the best sprinter as legacy
in hindsight i have overdone it with pregabalingoing to be awake all night and sleep all day tomorrow, today, whatever.
miss tangy toms which I would buy from the corner shop for 10 pencemental how the physics and likelihood of a penny dropping to the floor to be found by another remains the same as it ever was, but the value of what it means to find such coins drops year by year you see in my youth, playing on the street, it was not out of the question at all to pick up one pence and two pence coins because in a matter of minutes you would have accumulated 10 pence, and could buy yourself a pack of tangy toms or oinks or indeed a freddonow you would have to find one hundred pence worth of coins, ten times more
Where is everyone? Am I in the wrong bloody thread again?
I saw on the home page there is a thread somewhere about green tea and I wanted to check it out but when I went back there were different threads on the front page and it's not on /ck/ nor /int/ so I don't know where to look
>>216550227so you're a maoriwoahstick your tongue outdo a haka
>tfw too autistic to show the cute girl at the pharmacy my autism card so I ended up paying an extra 25 bucks for them
>>216550311cor 25 bucks for a cute girl you're lucky aren't you lad
lol
>>216550311sad but I envy you having an autism card that sounds awesome I wish I had a card which showed i'm a certified autist, sucks about the cute girl thing though
>>216550333oi mate do you have a loicense for that sudden audible exhalation of air
>>216550292>tangy toms>panda pops>space raiders>transformers>trinkettos>toxic waste>brain lickers>atomic fireballsand so much more.... so much for so little...
king halo 1st og cap 2nd based
>>216550423watermelon toxic waste was nice, fun how they came in that toxic waste barrel
binge eating. had a giant plate of pasta, tuna, and cheese. got a pint of vimto and a pint of coca cola poured. this is why im morbidly obese and probably have diabetes.
>>216550460watermelon ice is my favourite vape juice
>>216550490not good...... not good at all. but you can't just change your diet. you need to change whatever's making you unhappy in your life.
2026 is the year i will lose my virginity
pretty sure they all told us to do everything he is doing to not be obese
>>216550536when we were kids*
>>216550498what the hell is ice flavour, how does adding it to watermelon change anything
>my new years resolution? to make everyone love and adore me based
lost my virginity on the 27th of december 2019 at around 2pm
>>216550529*steps out from the darkness*yeah....it will be >:)*I'm already gone by the time you turn to face me*(from the darkness) hehehe...
this is where I lost last time I think I wish there was unlimited toughness-es! I havent been using any of them, and I have 99 alarm clocks (dont know when to stop buying them(?))
>>216550579I'll never forget that night we spent together, you made me feel like the most passable, valid transsexual in the world!
king mittenears
>>216550299mousey / ponyfreaks tend to shit up the thread and drive everybody else away at this time of night
thats why nobody is posting (even though they are) at 3AM Fri
>>216550648 (me)done him
they rigged the race so that king halo won!
>now I will go win the Japanese Derby it is going to be a long time until im skilled enough to do this career (2 turns between btw)
>>216550524not possible. im fucked up, pal. mentally i am unwell. i might have to start binging and starving on days im not working.
>>216550582*shudders*g-gulp...
>>216550567i dont know but it tastes good and feeds one of my addictions
where mousey
>>216550628true that. i think i ruin threads as well. stupid pointless drug posting.
>>216550628mousey went on a mad one early this morning so I believe he's all tuckered out
at the Japanese Derby and with triumpant pulse, corner recovery, studious next is homestretch haste then gap closer for sprints but professor of curvature is looking tasty for the legacy... if there is one (for the halo king)
this horse is poggers and with two pal support cards being at 30% energy is basically like being at 80% energy , its insane. ive rested 1-2 times
i have corner adept unlocked but not levelled and some hints too :3 the game would be in MY hands right now if it wasnt king halo. not going to get in to which hints
just got off the phone with racismlad, he said he hates niggers
I kind of want to boot up steam and play some mountain blade LOTR mod for the first time in half a decade but at the same time I know my cousin uses steam a lot and if he sees me log in he might try reconnect with me
OK I lost (came in last place)
>>216550802funny monkey
supposed to have 300 wit by then and those other two skills OK bye thats all of the energy
supposed to have 3 star on king halo before attempting a run
crazy how here i am in bed but there's a billion chinese people just walking around now below me
OK I will do one more run with 2 wit cards not support cards
I've never seen a minge
>>216550885never will
>>216550885one day brotherone day
toby you are dangerously addicted to this game O.o
need the initial wit card or wit training boost or additional recovery on wit training to spam it twith kitsune black and the mistake was also winning the derby instead of being 5th (being slower to train more wit)
I dont just mean slower I mean less power too the power card is pointless because of the free power training!! needs guts. ill stop, just waiting for the game to load
or maybe just harus day off when guts is buffed and I find a level 5 card
or maybe go back to level 45 silence sazuka dream instead of level 5 bourbon thanks for free level 5 bourbon!
>>216550799he is a good lad x
avatar/signature userule 13
>>216551023you dont know what that rule means by the way
>>216550874are you in ching chong land? i want to connect with the triads. they seem like the most professional criminals.
>>216551030hs?
Tyler Oliveira says he won't release a documentary on India's poop-throwing festival after being doxxedThe YouTuber told Dexerto his family "don't want to be involved in this anymore" and it's "way worse than he ever could've imagined"
it wouldve been good if frienship bonus helped with all types of skills training if the support was on it (at 80) this would help if the speciality prio was lower too along with the aboe being true I learned its maybe good to have a less diverse range of skills from cards (have dupes to be inspired from) for legacies
shut the fuck up you little gimp
pony blair
OK ill stop
>>216551096just sa this post now im going to go again
gyaldem nonce spotted on /sp/ >>>/sp/151836823
anon can I uncap SR matikanefukukitaru or is there a better one? does it waste it? I have the R card version too, which I was using for some reason
I really dont want to waste it like I wasted the level 3 uncap on the pal card uncappingt the R...
toby :3
is it safe to uncap the card be right back going cigarette
you should uncap every card that you can because it gives you carats
i can't imagine he leaves his caravan for a cig
>>216551241what if I uncap the wrong one and waste it or is it only SR dupes can uncap SRs (same for Rs)
>>216550885hit them with the open bobs pls sexy lady works for you guys enough
>>216551254it needs the exact same card
drinking whiskey at 230pm and watching seinfeld while catberg is curled up next to me on the sofa
>56 days until 2026
>>216551293wow I have so many uncaps. thank you, all of my cards are level 0! going to talk to myself but that means I will be here if you say something >:3
>>216551304post catbergé
when its the REAL king halo its going to be done from vodka (cut and drive green spark) -> class rep with level 2 sprint spark (I have so many for miles so its easy) -> king halo, now class rep has BAKUSHIIN 1200 speed in stasis perma now shes level 3 potential level honestly dont know why you wouldnt just green spark og cap ultimate onto every single horse
>>216551282okayopen butox pls sexy man
with sprint spark (class rep + BAKUSHIIIIIIIN!!!!(!!!!!!) ultimate) he will level up in sprint and pass it on to mayo top gun also thank you about super creek R this is perfect for him
>>216551356not me bro you gotta go outside 4chan for that dw i got you
BAKUSHIIIIIIIN!BAKUSHIIIIIIIN baku...SHIIN!!
>>216551325how come italians and spanish have a lot of diaspora but not french?
>>216551395fascism
I read it wrong anon I cant uncap this card dont worry im laughing
Need to huff Emma Watson's farts.
>>216551395try opening a history book and learning instead of asking some random vpnmong maybe
>>216551420get bent idiot
The creative industries in the UK contributed about 5.2% of the UK’s Gross Value Added (GVA) in 2023.
wheres the rarity one
doing the leviathan dlcinsane that they put something so lore heavy as a dlc
>>216551431not sure why you're signing your post
for now my 3 uncapped matik is better than the SSR version so I dont think ill be getting another
>>216551379didn't work you put one over on me :(
mousey I've already told you
its situational with one statcan I trade in the R card to keep my SR then
>>216551462
Mousey why are you so fucking obsessed with uma
and I put the other 2 to level 25 for the unique perk. ty for level 5! saved some coins
>>216551534read the filename mouseyCAPTCHA: KKKSJ
stop killing the galdem
this horse is poggers
>>216550885>>216550908>>216550911you liars. you have seen it in porn.go see a prostitute
omd my stats arent grey on turn 0 anymore
>>216551555hope it wins the goty, just for the /v/ seethe
omd turn 1 late surger corners O 3x hint levels
>>216551304sounds a bit too comfy. be a shame if your cat had paralysis ticks.
that learning experience only cost me 10 carats :3 and I have 2 goes on the event cup to get them back!!
>>216551573why do /v/ hate it? is it not on switch?
>>216551624it's french
injecting liquefied poo into my brain stem
>>216551567i've had sex before I was telling the indian poster that he never will
216551588you eat half his wurst to make things fair
>>216551638the australian citizenship process
we didnt all ignore you because of the flag and im to usy to womp womp you
paedophile botnet posters truly are fucking vile, kill yourself
>>216551678based
poodas was paidi'm making a craprifice
there is a good card with what I wanted to do that has "tail raied high" on it too and I think that will be good with 777 on sprint horses (mayo topgun)
10/10 would eat her poo.
david hoffman melty
black willies look like poo
>>216551760lol!
>>216551650I dont know how Indians can be virgins when Indian women are massive whores.
wish i had a gf like brenda from six feet under
Eric Orwall, Quentin Scobie, Forsen, PewDiePie the greatest minds of our generation are uniting against Mr. Beast, Sam Altman, and the "Venetian bankers".
PHAHAHAHAHA
another miserable day of my dogshit life
love how racist javik is haha>they used to eat flies
>>216551822mad how me3 has all the good dlc, must be their way of apologising for how shite the ending was
>>216551841you had to pay for it back then, that's no apology, it's a hold up
>>216551784if indian women are massive whores, british women are colossal trollops
weed time ^.^
wonder if they'll give any updates on the next mass effect today since it's n7 day, it would be some fine consolation after rockstar shat in everyone's pillow case by delaying gta 6 again
recently switched from pills to subcutaneous shots and I really feel the difference, my facial hair is growing a lot slower and my breast growth has picked up pace.
>>216551908bioware has been dead for a long time, la
nooo it said straightways not sideways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPOlAPsazHsit died with andromeda
Can female farts actually be sexy?
GAINED 1 LEVEL OF CUT AND DRIVE! OUAAAAAAAUOAOHOHOH
do you reckon you can get away with being a slaphead if you're tall?
>>216552009Probably only if you don't shave it. Tall 70s-90s baldy, I think that's coming back.
>>216552009if you're tall, no one can see up there, eh? *jumps and slaps your head anyway*
>>216551869colossal trollops is an understatementbut only the lowest of the low would fuck an indian mani'm a low tier Englishmen and can fuck the best indian women
>>216552088when i watched pajeet codex i saw that indians will pay to have sex with a virgin childnot just the rich ones eitherextremely fucking grim
>>216552009as long as you stay standing. the moment you sit down everyone is playing bongo with your noggin.
Toby sharply gasps as i jam it into his crusty scottish starfish. I start thrusting against his pale bony cheeks, and he begins to groan.
off to sleep forum
sir ivor caplin
*slaps bald brucie again and scurries away*
>>216552204gn
i go out of my way not to buy products if i see any advertising that has non-whites in it, especially if it features interracial couples, or the implication of an interracial couple, such as one for oreos where there was a little black girl who called a white woman "mum"
447 wit goes hard asf this build could work. it wasnt speed/kitsune to be the goal it was the wit spam between (not that I did that nor did I get 777)
>>216552275ktim
22nd, France Australiacan't wait for the brucie humbling
>>216552275This could be the next big diet craze you've discovered. No Oreos, no Coca Cola (polar bears had a little bill black friend last Christmas), no Burger King unless Burger King Spirit airlines guy cancels it out. We can work out the kinks in person if you send me your email or discord or something. Do you like gaming? Backgammon? Backgammon app? I'm in if you're looking for an investor.
dogberg is so stupid, i saw her going mental at the fence earlier because some glare from something reflective was reflecting onto it and she kept trying to catch it
>>216552327post dogstein so i can mock it
business idea: you give me money
Been a miserable cunt my entire lifeSome of us are just born for it
in the finals now with a late start
Mamdani has a fit wifeI will never have a wifeFucking demiurge
going to retry that bullshit they boxed in king halo!
>>216552334she's a french bulldog, i suppose stupidity runs in the french genes
1* wit on grandparent isnt even bad as it leaves the bloodline immediately anyways
>halo
>>216552376oi! OI!
>>216552386master chief would destroy shepard even if shepard had his pick of squadmates
Demiurge is responsible for my shit lifeI have become convinced
2nd place in finals on my first real try this horse is poggerssad (and the reason why) I didnt even get 600 speed (579). lost it because I trained stamina 6 times in a rainbow rowwww. OK im done
>>216552403couldn't even save his own show haha
>>216552407I mean the entry race into finals
>>216552407Dunno what this means
doing rainbow stamina 6 times in a row I deserved to lose... let my convictions get one over on me at elast 600 speed wouldve only been with power as the only other option even though that is in both the parents as 2* spark
was having an incredible dream but i was rudely woken up by my alarm
>>216552386good horse
gn forumgn gn
actually power is what it shouldve been (with speed). just remembered what it was for >>216552466gngn
>>216552466It’s morning
ey im wankin ova here
Joey Merlino straight up accuses Sammy The Bull of killing his brother in law because he found out that Sammy is gayOof. Shots fired.https://youtube.com/shorts/g0R-UJKpSII?si=xFrDen01bt51ceGII know he's implied before that he thought Sammy is a finook, but he's just put the guy on blast over it now.I don't know what Sammy clip Joey is talking about (plz link if anyone has it), but I assume it involves Sammy mocking him over that video where he's dancing with an umbrella (mummers thing).This seems to be a"nice dancing bro, it makes you look like a homosexual""no, perhaps it is you who is the true homosexual"situation, maybe?
m to the b
>>216552510yeah?
literally me beat my own horse 9og cap) by 10L (TEN!)
New>>216548832
I cant be bothered migrating to the next thread too tired!
