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dogshit thread
>>216551748Dogshit general tbqh.
Recently found out that my GF has had sweet pickles her entire life and never even tried dill picklesWe have bonded over our love of pickles for years before this but I only like dill pickles.. It's like a betrayal of sorts
Baby come back
>>216551757That’s fucked up. I love dill pickles and hate sweet pickles.
>>216551757no one cares faggot
>>216551759My pick would probably behttps://youtu.be/HijLPAVA81M
>>216551757try some real pickles, they're extra good with spices and all that non-jewish shit
Clues by Sam solved in a minute and twelve seconds
Pic is where spinny moved to.
>>216551780the female mind could never comprehend
Northeast US is based
>>216551676You are Jewish
What aut/o/ do cumtards drive?
>>216551825You are brown and a weakling
>>216551830A rav4
>>216551830I will get my mom's base 2014 subaru legacy once I get my license, but I would like to drive a lincoln town car or crown vic.
>>216551830Lexus
Ever tried gambling and gooning at the same time?
I love my husband :3
>>216551830VW Jetta Diesel
>>216551830Mercedes
>>216551859i worry i'd blow a load and on loss and create a mental coupling. imagining getting turned in by gambling losses. you'd die the death of a drug addict.
I've alienated everyone that's meant anything to meNow what
>>216551692Nyan nyan nyan
>>216551855Cool>>216551858>>216551885Yeah but which one?
My Melody tbqh lads
>>216551855I like it. Looks classy but not pretentious
>>2165518302001 Toyota corolla with 400k miles on itNice fed data collection post btw.
>>216551899I already do that when I get findommed
>>216551932>Nice fed data collection post btw.Yeah what the fucks would fed do with tard car collection
>>216551924Agreed anon. Perfect description.>>216551855Nice ride. Too bad there's a w*man driving it.
cumbums
>>216551830i dont have a car. i drive my parentberg's car
>>216551948They can use it to lock on to the target and shoot their brain control beams to make incels commit spree shootings. It's all part of their extensive plan to enact common sense gun control laws and obliterate the 2nd ammendment.
>>216551915Same, except no one ever meant anything to me in the first place
>>216551830weiner-mobile
>>216551932I've got a camry with like 240k miles on it. i like how it drives even though it reeks of gasoline and cigs
>>216551855considered buying this back in 2012 but the SVT transmissions are dogshit so I didn't
>>216551977Your cigs, or do you mean from a previous owner
>>216551932>>216551977supremely, unfathomably, and unequivocably based
gotta get some top slop
>>216552002Glowies can't hack into older cars to make them drive into a wall. Only cars after 2011 or so have the remote access virus built in. >t. Remembers Vault 7
https://youtube.com/shorts/1dQOEHhNtdI
>>216552000From a previous owner, a venezuelan who spoke no english and talked to me through a translation app lolonly cost me like 2k
I'm gay
>>216552036>vault 7this is beyond grimhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vault_7
>>216552042Hello gay, I'm dad
>>216552036I remember reading some case awhile back of some journalist associated with like a whistleblower or something who myseriously died in a car accident. no doubt in my mind they've ways to fuck you up if they so want to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>216552068I thought you od'd on heroin. What're you doing in Canada? Is it nice and cold you prick
What would you guys do in this situation?
>>216552065>The Vault 7 release led the CIA to redefine WikiLeaks as a "non-state hostile intelligence service."[8] In July 2022, former CIA software engineer Joshua Schulte was convicted of leaking the documents to WikiLeaks,[9] and in February 2024 sentenced to 40 years' imprisonment, on espionage counts and separately to 80 months for child pornography counts.yjk they planted that shit on his harddrive
>>216552102You can tell she'd be fat.
>>216552041Have you looked into using an ozone generator to neutralize the smell?https://youtu.be/RYKpKMFIdGQ
>>216552077>who myseriously died in a car accidentThere's been dozens of such cases. A lot of times the car bursts into flames too, and they usually follow the same pattern of the car suddenly accelerating to absurdly high speeds before colliding into some structure. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/UTpvJ1U08_YSorry for annoying commentary but I couldn't find this video anywhere else. It's been basically scrubbed from any search results
>>216552085Isn't this song supposed to be kinda sad?
>>216552102Impregnate 3-4 times and start fucking whores on the side. Either she gets fit or deal with it
>>216552036>>216552065>>216552107>>216552126Take your meds
>>216552102She’s fat in the first photo. It looks like the sort of image fat girls use on dating apps. It’s deceptive at a glance, but you get a sliver of a fat arm, or a camera angle only used by someone with something to hide, etc
>>216552109Yeah. There's sometimes anomalies but usually you can tell which ones will balloon up into land whales. Just look at their upper arm and their elbow area. If they have blubbery looking fat in either of those places they are gonna explode in weight in the next 5 - 10yrs
>>216552138Fat girls always take every picture from the chest up angle. If every picture they have public is from that angle you're 100% dealing with a fatty
I wish I was still young
>>216551876Are you gay?
You look like this
>>216552160https://youtu.be/3yZGKBU-kGU
>>216552102Bro stop spamming this everywhere. It’s not even interesting.
we look like this
>>216552170I'm older than I thought. Korea is wannabe Japan to me
>>216552126Eh I don't buy it. The wikipedia says she wasnt dead but had critical burn injuries and then died in the hospitalI don't see anything in her bio that would indicate anyone had any reason to kill her. The only thing kind of suspicious is the conflicting account of the coroner v.s lapd, as the coroner claimed she didnt have drugs in her system, whereas lapd said she was under the influence
>>216552186This is literally anti white girl propaganda he wants you to marry an Asian he is clearly a jewish agent who wants to brainwash and kill you
>>216552136There is nothing schizo about the idea that the CIA would plant cp on somebody who leaked a bunch of classified shit to wikileaksthat seems plenty plausible to me
Why is it always mediocre white men who have yellow fever instead of being attracted to their own race?
>>216552188can I take a moose ride
>>216552107>yjk they planted that shit on his harddriveMaybe. It's a bit more nuanced though from what I recall. I did a lot of research on this case a while back, it isn't like he outright denied having those files. He was hosting some sort of server for retarded shitposters and allowed pretty much unrestricted access. His argument was that there was a ton of random files people uploaded onto it and he had no way of knowing everything on there. It was planted, but it's hard to say whether it was done by evil glowies or by malicious shitposters and then they just used to against him while looking for any kind of dirt to weaponize
>>216552216Nah they stomp the shit out of you if you get close to them
>>216552223Even if you're dressed as Santa?
I hate moose and I want them all dead
>>216552216meese are rather ornary I would not recommend getting close to them
>>216552192I thought the same but then I found out she used to date Ellen. Who for years had a public talkshow with a set designed identical to the temple on epsteins Island. Might just be coincidence but I'm not so sure.
>>216552188It’s crazy how big these fellas are.
>>216552238>>216552223why the heck haven't you tamed a moose yet so I can go for a moose ride wtf guys
s_x
>>216552234Santa has reindeer not moose
Fellas, is it gay to kiss your homies to sleep?
>>216552248sorry bud
>I'll drop a caribou>I'll tell on yoooouu
>>216552243Seems like a pretty common case celeb who was molested as a child gets into drug and diesI don't think there's anything deeper to this one desu
most of me does not wish to live anymore
Would you exchange your citizenship for Norwegian citizenship?
>>216552280Probably.I used to love Canada, but now I just live here.
VGH this is what AI used to be about… (they took this from you…)
>>216552280Maybe if it came with a great job and a place to live or a hefty lump sum of cash. Otherwise it wouldn’t make sense for me.
>>216552279But part of you tells you to live on
>>216552280probably not but I am apparently Norwegian so
>>216552298not super keen on going to hell
>>216552298Alcohol
>>216552280yes. I'll work on an oil rig or suck a dick. Anything to get out of this hateful, backwards, spiraling dump
drinking milk
https://youtu.be/jFKf5d7_7CI?si=iq9xXFJfKoX9Gs0n
Wtf am i doing with my life
>>216552456Living it
why do wignats always brag that only white people can drink milk or eat steak? are they aware that Mestizos drink milk and eat steak all the time?
>>216552489have you considered not being brown
It's simple. We kill the batman
Another for you spinny. Please come back.
>>216552497Steak has bigger lore in Mestizo cultures and throughout Iberia-America than it does in northern europe funnily enough
Imagine a world without Americans and Tech Workers.Star of the City... Elster... Adler... Allen... It's all connected.And then one dayFor no reason at allRIFKY ZENA came into Power.PERSEUS sends their regards.- PAX ARMATA
>>216552517Imagine a world with my foot up your ass
>>216552513Honestly, your drawings are pretty good. You should stop simping.
>>216551779this
>>216552517Forgot to add image lole.You're getting replaced and you'll be happy about it.Escape from New York while you still can.Watch the Snake Plissken movie about it.
Take a look at yourselfWhat do you see
>>216552554Spinny's future husband.
>>216552554I see Junior
>>216552554sneed
>>216552516ok don't care but stop being brown
>>216552554Just a hot dude. Lookin for some action, jah feel?
what color do you dye your hair
>>216552511kek
>>216552645blond. I was already blond but getting old sucks
>>216552645I don't dye my hair but I am blond
>>216552684piss up a rope
>>216552554this
Gentlemen prefer blond
There isn't enough beer in the world
>>216552717Wouldn't it be gentleWOMEN in this case since you guys are all guys??????????? thank you
>>216552727Brew more at home
i hate flying
>>216552684My hair used to be auburn but turned black, I'm not going to dye it thank you
>>216552746That sounds expensive
>>216552764Who are your other anime waifus besides Lum
>>216552764Hair can do that?
Must’ve
>>216552781yeah it just turned black
birds getting lazy these days
Thoughts on sam Adams Boston lager
just let me disappear
>>216552768I guess asuka, minako aino
>>216552822Gets the job done.
>waifus>plural
Did basically nothing all day again. Tomorrow will be more productive.
>>216552761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF1qQJEeoaQ
>>216552832But asuka is a bitch
>>216552853really?
>>216552860But she is attractive what are yours? thank you
>>216552781My hair was blond until I was 7.
>>216552894Caulifla, tomo takino, kagami hiiragi
VHG, one friend of mine has an android phone
>>216552913Is your dick hair blonde?
>tomo
>>216552946No ;(
>>216552947Yeah and
>>216552554a beautiful mf
>>216552946Every blonde friend I've had has told me their pubic hair isn't blonde when I asked. It seems like blonde pubic hair is rarer than I thought thank you
do people actually remember what they learned in highschool
>>216552991If you do CS+Math and engiNIGGERing, 100%
do people actually remember what they had for breakfast yesterday
my pubic hair is a dirty blonde. I assume if it got more sun it'd be lighter
>>216552991Some stuff I guess. If I had to write an essay I could still do it.
>>216553023Just out of curiosity, why do American girls like to dye their hair blonde so much? Is it because American guys like blondes? You guys like more Northern-European looking girls?
>>216553023Two eggs+whole wheat tost+a peach+a cup of black coffee
>>216553023yeah, nothing
>>216552972worst azu
>>216553064*toast
>>216552942everyone has one
I'm burned out.just let me have a little pick up and a modest house in nowhere Wyoming and let me go
>>216553104so just move to wyoming then
*pulls down my pants and immediately a massive diarrhea deluge ejects from my ass at such speed it splatters over the entire floor of the /cum/ lounge with a little bit hitting each of the walls as well and even tiny spots on the ceiling, and then walks out of the room*
>>216553112I can't. I'm afraid to be happy
>>216553132ok well shut up then
>>216553064too much.
>>216552985you go around asking women the color of their pubic hair?
>>216553141he just stares at dudes weiners in the locker room
>>216553141Não, eu perguntei para os meu amigos loiros
>>216553150kkkkkkkkk q porra de pergunta é essa
>>216553137NO!
listening to jazz
>>216553156Eu perguntei se eles tinham o cabelo do pau loiro, mas isso já faz anos eu não tenho mais amigos e eu não tenho namorada
I miss my dad
wish i wasnt retarded
Who is Lum and why does this guy interested in her bra?
>>216553177i can be your step dad. we can go backpacking together
>>216553193Normies will never know how hard it is to constantly be the dumbest person in group projects at school or college
>>216553202The worst part about being dumb is that it doesn't get you any empathy. There's nothing socially wrong with shitting on a stupid person. It's okay even to hate them for their stupidity, even though there's nothing they can do about it.
>>216553197Ok. Will play catch with me and finish building the treehouse?
Meet me at the neighborhood gazebo
>>216553196dumb(inferior) space bitch who wont leave our hustler alone to chase hoes
>>216553196it's tiger striped. it's cool
>>216553220we'll finish it together buddy :)
>>216553218get wiser nigga, read a book
got drunk and gave into the food delivery app jew
Better than Shinobu
Anyone here raised by a single parent? Please specify mother or father
>>216553246yeah UR MOM LAMOOOO xDDDDDD
ayo this nigga ahhhhreadin a book
>>216553239Knowledge doesn't make you wise and neither does intelligence, themselves being separate things. However, it is true that by increasing your knowledge and making use of your brain makes it function more effectively, like a trained muscle.
>>216553244objectively false
>>216553196She is an 18 year old anime girl with fair skin and blue eyes and she wears a tiger striped bikini thank you
>>216553246momberg
>>216553246mostly only my mother but i have 5 siblings so never felt alone
https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVQ8KjZvIf you don't take this poll your mom will have sex tonight
>>216553319
Spinny come back.
>>216553246Just mom, still mom
>>216553268There's a fundamental limitation to intelligence or rather how much you can train your brain. Although anecdotal at best, it could explain why everyone, even after adequate training, cannot outsmart truly intellectual people.
>>216553327none of those decribe me
>>216553319pardo
>>216553343no shit nigga
>>216553327
>>216553369why are you cockblocking my mom dude
>>216553375she's an std ridden whore and needs to go back to her containment zone
>>216551692hi,>>216553351>>216553330>>216553305> >216553290> >216553278 (these are the usual) thanks
>>216553382That was too far
This is spinny.
am NOT coming in to work on sunday like I thought I had to
>>216553343Intelligence nerdo dork shit doesn't make sense to study unless it directly gets you $$you're just wasting your timeWhy would I waste my one lifetime studying some stupid irrelevant crap like how protons electromagantize magnetic fields or whatever
about to do the boethia quest in oblivion. i always love this one.
Everything past Morrowind is hot garbo.
>>216553439i didnt bring up the topic of money tho.
>>216551692>>216553430ban evasionI am once again asking for this person to be rangebanned or his posts spam filtered. thanks
>>216553432There's no way spinny is this cute.
>>216553432das midfoind o algohttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216101534/#216101751
>>216553458daggerfall*
I'm not a bad person, just a loser
>>216553487Terrible outfit.
>>216553461Idc what you did or did not bring up
>>216553430>>216553452>>216553473
hate it when a tranny is hot but they have a weird micropenis
>>216553504Every bad person says that
>>216553458>>216553490they're all great
need a white bitch
>>216553528t. odd howard
I'm a nerd but i pretend to be a jock because i'm insecure about my intelligence
>>216553516Would you care if I massaged your penis?
Im a nerd appearance wise but I could beat any meathead in a debate on sports
>>216553539he didn't work on all of them. he started with redguard.
not only do i not look like a nerd, i am also not a nerd
>>216553565aint nobody that gives half a damn about arena, unc
i'm a jock but i wish i was a nerd so women would care about my intelligence and not use me for my penis and muscles
>>216553579daggerfall was before redguard.
>not only do i not look like a nerd, i am also not a nerd
i look like a retard cause i am a retard
>>216553576I look like a stereotypical nerdy jew
Finished my book. Now onto the next.............
>>216553587I said arena, ya twat
I'm making walkable cities in Cities Skyline 2
>>216553626maybe you should make your way outside and touch some grass, NYIGGAAAAAAA
thinking about dickgirlsagain..
>>216553644nigga that's gay
I'm reading the o.g incel poet
>>216553644better be with balls
goodnight
>readingwhen did /cum/ get so many nerds?
is twitter AI upscaling pics why do they all have that oil painting look now
>>216551757I dislike all pickles
canadians be like"this fermented cucumber too spicy"
the only books i read are hentai
>>216551830corolla
watching king of the hill
>>216553693of course. only subhumans like futa/dickgirls without balls or with pussies
only subhumans like futa/dickgirls*
i like trannies but not futa
i want to eat something delicious
for me, it's nyl2
Buktime. Tiem 2 rede s buk.
coffee time
>>216552107Of course
Ever just pop a couple Tylenol, just because you want to relax?
>>216553626used to love C:S but even though I bought CS2 I played it once iunno
>>216553761i'm in the mood for lasagna. not even good lasgna, just a square of a stouffer's would do me. scratching at my chin though, i'm in a pretty busy city. i wonder if there's a slophouse italian place that either delivers or does pick up this hour... nah, forget it. overpriced, make me shit, soak up the alcohol. three strikes.
>>216553879You sound like a writer.
garfield ass nigga
>>216553879I have half a pan of costco lasagna in the fridge...
>>216553879No place is open at 2am, maybe some crack-den
i can make pancakes but i'm so nude and comfy under these sheets
>>216553909this is one of those all night cities. i guarantee there is a buffet with some nasty tray of lukewarm lasagna, (that i would pay the $44 entry fee for and devour) were i more sober.
>I would pay $44 for hours old crusty ass lasagna kept under heat lamps
>>216553984if you give me a ride. they got all kinds of restaurants in there though, we don't need the buffet. they got panda express, in n' out, shit they got a boweling alley and a bar! screw the food, let's get drunk, and without a doubt, every time, someone manages to injure a knuckle in one of those things.
>>216553974>>216553879You sound like a dandy
I'd get late night in n out with a /cum/mie
>>216554089only in temperament. i'm ollie the magic bum in appearance.
Haha what if there was a r63 jeff the killer with huge tits and she said "goon to sleep" lol
https://x.com/FedeItaliano76/status/1986399460352512399bros what the fuck
yeah i'm not opening that link and getting a virusnice try though
OMFG we’re both boys! We’re not supposed to be playing with our wieners together like this >_<Mmmph it feels so good though. Come here, let’s rub them together~
>>216554192
you're into trannys because you're closet gayi'm into trannys because i hate womenwe are not the same
>>216554242*cums instantly*
>>216554281
>>216554294s-sorry T_T
>>216554281a fag, and a quickshot. you've really got your work cut out for you.
zesty ahh thread
>>216554269I love women, which is why I dress and act like one and make men happy
>>216554314being a quickshot isn't a big deal if you're a bottom
and everyone in /cum/ is a bottom bitch...
>>216554269>incel to troon out pipeline
on one hand I shouldn't discriminate against people based on their sexualityon the other hand most faggots are obnoxious whores
>>216554434i'm not gay but would definitely be a top if i was
all these incels are definitely gonna troon outthey're gonna grow their hair out and take estrogen and wear little skirts with fishnets and post their cute little gocks online uunnnnffffff
>>216554467*if I wereConditional hypothetical
/cum/ is mostly just prison gays
>>2165544834channel is
Revolting thread
can't imagine missing sex so badly that you resort to fucking menjust jerk off you niggercant miss what you never had maybe
>>216554437an interesting phenomenon I see on the internet is the incel to wannabe troonfucker pipeline.some of the most deluded people around: looking for insane 10/10 unicorn trannies who are 100% feminine with a benis...as if they'd have a chance with a 6/10 girl let alone the rarest troon in the universe
new>>216554380>>216554380>>216554380
>>216554526>people are sexually attracted to the most attractive peoplesuch an interesting phenomenon, this needs to be studied
>>216554559pointing out your manlet incel ass has no chance
