Celebrity traitor edition
>>216556318owari da
sucking a willy with a bum on the end of your cock and a cock in your bum
Genuinely though lads how the fuck did Alan Carr win that?
>>216556180ktimone of the deanos at toil asked loudly if I'd had a good poo when I came back from the toilet once and I went bright red and mumbled that it was just a wee
>>216556152not a single timmy can keep her satisfied...
>>216556362Yeah?
>>216556373Always proudly exclaim that I've just given birth when back from a poo at toil. Once someone asked what I called it so I said their name. They were seething lmao
>>216556405just wondering what it be like
Such a weird thing to lie about
Morning de ladsMorning de ladsGiving the PlayStation one last chance!
Where's this comic everyone is talking about then?
feeling a little bit depressed
alan carr is from a different time. back when being gay was a personality. now everyone's gay.
>>216556413done em
>>216556413how can you do this? doesnt it make yo self conscious that now everyone is thinking unavoidably about the slither of poo stains around your anus that the paper couldn't reach
>>216556413Screaaaaaming
doing some orrible farts
>>216556456who wants a... EXTRA LARGE CHEESE PIIIIZZZZZA
>>216556524t. Emma Watson
ahve followed froo enniahve followed froo
Alan Carr's Batty Man
ironic that alan car is the village bike
scranned that crab's head like it was rorke's twinky arse
where is everyone
Was it worth it?
replace wallaby with wippersnapperreplace ox with boys box and then again with a totthere you have it. the most offensive song on totp. now we just need to resurrect jimmy savile to perform it
Dont know what traitor isDont care
>>216556664im here but im brooding
how would you fix the budget then
gram smoker's packula
In the work toilet screaming and making animalistic grunts, slapping my hands against the walls as I push a burning log of shit out of my arse, then walking back to my desk as if nothing out of the ordinary has occured
whatever happened to ben "the nigger grave digger" garrison?
i think it's high time we talk about phimosis lads
>>216556696get a bit more money in it
Gasman is here and I'm wearing my seasideMARK Liverpool jumper and the guy started asking me about Liverpool and how well they're doing in Europe and I just nodded along
>>216556722Not a problem for me. My bellend has always hung out without need of a foreskin.
>>216556707darkwoke patriots dealt with him
>>216556733
got to go and post something but the chippy next door doesn't open until 11:30 and i want a battered sos as a reward so i'm going to have a megawank to pass the time till then
>>216556753>franceposted on that botnet site fyi. unban me niggers
>>216556731Wonder if he knows you're a bloke
ANYONE SEE PLURIBUS YET
>>216556731curious that. he wouldn't start a conversation about football with a woman
>>216556753two battered sausages is it?
>>216556762rude
>>216556731did you ask him if he saw that ludicrous display last night?
>>216556782maybe 2 yeah
i heard people in sussex get a french flag sometimes
Just had a bacon sandwichIt was yummyWill go and make a coffee now :)
>>216556774I'm clearly not male>>216556779Women can and do enjoy football>>216556787No. I have anxiety so I don't speak much.
AYO EDEBIRI SEX ARSE
>>216556808good lad
The 'berg
>>216556782just got ur joke aha x
11am and i haven't even had 3 coffees yet
>>216556830Imagine the panic and confusion that would run through its mind if you reached down and squeezed its throat and the life from its frail little body
I use DMT to alter my egoI don't need a placeboMy third eye's fully activated and now I see through the keyhole
>>216556808thats haram though...
nth for the baddiedem
>>216556857you're going to die alone
>>216556857no don't think I will imagine that actually
catberg's in the bath ffs mate
was going to go to a running club meet but I realised it will probably be full of boomer freaks so I'm not sure anymoreShould I go?
>>216556871aura
>>216556920nah mate never bother never do anything that could ever be slightly awkward or embarrassing or might result in failure thats my philosophy
>>216556896i liked her better before i saw her naked
>>216556920nigga shut the fuck up
>>216556920don't think anyone over 40 has ever come to the one I go to it's more a zoomer and millenial thing
>>216556920Unless you're going to a winning club in Berwick upon Tweed they're almost always full of fit young professional women
Why is there so much anti-indian sentiment/racism?Today, i was walking past a group of white 20yr olds in Soho and one of them said 'this isn't india, get out'. I was in a rush and glared back at him but it's been bugging me since. I've noticed a surge in anti-indian rhetoric lately online and now it's seeping into real life over the world.
>>216556820Alright lass? any advice for applying to Aldi?
>>216556857No
>>216556935kay tim
>>216556938she's got nice tits a d fanny though
um
>>216556960all the different non-white groups think there's targeted resentment against their particular group but they should realise we want them all gone
>>216556960The fact that anti Indian sentiment has correlated almost exactly with people getting exposure to the average Indian (mass emigration post COVID) and that they can't connect these dots will never not be hilarious
>>216556978her arse sorry asl
im a little chuddy where is mama
>>216556914REPOST AAARGH REEEPOST GRHUGLLGLLAAAAH
fuck sake its happened again
>>216556984>match home is £50 morehuh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KPTiSYuzwg
>>216557023
>>216556984that’s what Welsh people look like rorke
>>216556984Is football enjoyed primarily by immies and browns like it is here?
rocking back and forth gnashing my teeth bemoaning the hopeles state of my life
>>216557023:/
>>216557023ktim
>>216557005nah she's been gymming lately
are Galatasaray fans known for violence and hooliganism?
https://www.yourbrainonporn.com/ybop-articles-on-porn-addiction-porn-induced-problems/effects-of-porn-on-the-user/porn-recovery-and-the-mysterious-flatline-2013/This article has me worried it's gonna take ages for me to recover. I'm 29 and have watched porn since like 2009 or 2010.The only hope I have is that I wasn't a heavy user or into weird stuff.Anyone been through this?
didn't really want to see that if im honest
>>216556920look at the photos on their facebook and it should give you a good idea>>216557023that's chocolate, you can tell from the aeration
>>216557070would you please fucking stop
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762513683795065.mp4
>>216557023omds rorke
>>216556984Sincerely what about that vantablack, rubber lipped semitic nosed bobble headed negro is model material? Aren't they supposed to be attractive
>>216557070SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AHHHHHHHHHH
>>216557082what a fucking joke this place is
>>216557082feel sorry for him desu
>>216557023why is there cum in your poo
>>216557050Yeah, and lower class whites
>>216557023If your poo actually looked like that you'd have bigger problems than it being on your finger
florence welch sex arse
>>216557101Female gaze
>>216557070are you here moaning about your shit life literally 24/7? put a fucking sock in it PLEASE
white pussy goes brazy
gwarn iroha x
>>216557070i get why you have no friends or a gf. other humans clearly cannot stand you
>>216557168she had to correct the spelling x
>>216556896The zoomer equivalent of a basic bitch
>>216557168based
>>216557194porn addict melty
hate all of you cunts and hope you all die
>>216557218eh?
>>216557225seconded
>>216557114>scooped up and fast-tracked into a starting salary of £42k job without needing any skills or even speaking english because the police force has to fulfil diversity quotasdon't. he is ironically very privileged
>>216557070I've recently fixed my relationship with porn, yeah. I don't know if I'd say it was an addiction, at least not in the way alcohol or gambling is, but I definitely had a porn problem.Took about 2 years and some therapy
love all you lads and hope you prosper
>>216557207kick back is a bangeroo
Australians are so try hard and fake, they try to be everything kiwis are naturally. They sit inside their little air conditioned shoe boxes and larp as hard drinking outdoors men, meanwhile kiwis actually do all that shit the aussie larp on about
>>216557070>yourbrainonporn.comI'm sure this website is trustworthy and in no way biased.
>>216557273me when its opposite day
>>216557070you're just doing this for attention now. shut up you gimp
>>216557285me when it's anti-opposite day
just pooed out one of my kidneys
>>216557273thanks mate x
>>216557281okey
>>216557302poo and kidney pie for tea then
>>216557306except you specifically
>>216557278faxxx
>>216557251are you really so utterly socially deprived that you resort to faking reply chains with yourself on 4chan? how does a person end up like this?
>>216557241that's why i feel sorry for himhe can't even speak english, in a job he can't handle. he's a joke
>>216557273you too x
this general is a bloody circus
>>216557337fuck off retard fake hard man. Sitting in your shoebox talking crap all day
eating spoonfuls of cold vegemite and crying
anyone see that youth parliament thing in the House of Commons, if they are our future politicians we are COOKED
>>216557331
>>216557101Get with the times, it's not the 90s any more boomer, models aren't supposed to be attractive, they're supposed to be "striking".
>>216557337not samefagging
>>216557369domed that dick
eating forkfuls of hot marmite and laughing
>>216557331>>216557378im a weeb from israel and this is my anime
eating a poo
>>216557377isnt there a saying about the kind of person who goes into politics
>>216557408you'll get your just deserts makimafag
>>216557369"fuck off retard fake hard man" - retard fake hard man doing his little retard fake hard man routine
>>216557340most people have to be at least somewhat qualified to get their jobs. somebody actually qualified has lost out on their job to him because they were the wrong colour.if he cant speak english, how on earth is he meant to apply the law fairly? how is he even meant to know the laws he's enforcing? bad police work can ruin innocent people's lives
chat, are we cooked?
>>216557369frail poopeeland manlet runt trying to intimidate people LOL
sad people disgust me. too weak to laugh at the misery and pain, so much a follower that they become a slave to anxiety. weak little worms, I dance in the rain, I sing in the storm, I tell a joke to the void and it gives me a standing ovation
>>216556318
what's he thinking in this moment you reckon
>>216557421don't know what this shit even means because i'm not a mentally stunted nonce who still watches overrated japslop
Hate that retards latched on to Makima and treat her like some sort of dominatrix because they completely missed the point of her character, despite it being so on the nose
>>216557369sent that freak to jupiter
actually rorke we're in wales and we're speaking welsh
>>216557451tumblr is down the hall and to the left x
>>216557450>>216557429air conditioned shoe box mentality. Go listen to your little noncey children entertainment songs, rolph harris and gary glitter, you're groomed, utterly groomed
>>216557457he's trying to remember the rehearsed script the other officer who speaks his mbungo language taught him
>>216557475imagine all the logs of poo that have emerged from that arsehole
Right, well that’s a fanny isn’t it.
love it when female anuses are bleached
>>216557418>
>>216557512you're not even reading our responses are you kek stop winding yourself up for no reason
NZers on badness then go home to do the gay porn haka
>>216557281urh luk australians are so fake gee
>>216557522is this a joke or do you actually get sexually gratified thinking of poo
>>216557512strange little gimp aren't you
>>216557474ooo you're hard>>216557476tbf she IS the control demon
that looked young
>>216557549>>216557548>>216557544air conditioned shoe box mentality, sad to see.
>>216557418shes based idc
>>216557553what about my post indicates its either of those things?
I love pink pussy
>>216557444i know but it's like hiring a dog to drive a bus, you wouldn't blame the dog when the bus crashes but you'd be sorry it had been put in such a ridiculous situation to begin with. just won't end well will it
mad how we all reacted to that image roughly at the same time
faaar bru these fluppun aussies dont knu whut theyre talkun about ay
just air conditioned my shoeboxes mentality
>>216557572that's Rorke done for good#RapeRorke
>>216557575have literally never lived in a domicile with air conditioning btw
>>216556808wish it was a tea rather than a coffee but otherwise this lad is living large today
>>216557637*were
>>216557605>looks down at my 8 incher>runs a comb through my chest hair>pinches my uncut foreskin>smacks my gfs ripe arseyeah, make fun of my accent if that makes you feel something little man
>>216557629poo grassif ykyk
gay porn twerkathon
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>216557082DROGG
>>216556960Honestly Indians had it so good here until about 5 years agoGenerally middle class, many came from the African colonies were thankful to be here, keep to themselves, don't try to impose their values. Especially when juxtaposed against the pakis who have a propensity for raping children they really were well liked.Then came the hoardes of nouveau riche hinduvita chuds straight from India. Brash, arrogant, entitled, exploiting student visas and acting like a bunch of children on their first school trip away from home.I actually do feel a bit of sympathy for those who have spent 5 decades building a good reputation just for it to be cast aside by newcomers who can't help but spit paan in the street and never learned how to queue.
>>216557651willy pics?
i'm gonna kill Ruby Granger
>>216557619nah, rorke can still suffer more i reckon
>>216557597if the dog was empowered by the state to legally brutalise people and get paid a decent salary to do so i wouldnt feel very sorry for it
>>216557694exact same story here (and everywhere else in the west)
>>216557377
>>216557706you can't say that
>>216557694curry-scented, poo-stained claws clacked out this post
>>216557729*lobs a sticky green poo at you*
>>216556696I'm just moving out of the UK
still can't fathom that there are actual brown people browsing this very board
>>216557779I'm her looksmatch
>>216557777*leaps into the air and catches it in my mouth like a dog*
eating hay and doing horse poos
>>216557779fit as FUCK
>>216557758I'm English and not happy that the original batch were allowed in but it's true that they generally were seen as "good" immigrants before and that's now been totally ruined
>>216557804this guy's alright
>>216557779She's perfect
>>216557779sex
they added hoer and bart to fortnite
>>216557724it's a dog
>>216557798vpn off HIVan
shrieking and pooing
>>216557779made me think of a girl I shagged and am now sad I haven't shagged her again
>look who came out of his cave
>>216557844homer .. funny
hoer smipsun
might have gotten a job
>hoer
i havent felt anything in years
gomer
>>216557890farthest left one looks like soogs
pissing down outsidecatberg no doubt rolling around in the rain and mud as we speak in preparation for jumping straight into my bed and spreading it everywhere
>>216557890despite all their efforts they are immediately clockable as trannies
>>216557921that makes it hotter
>>216557890I would let the second and third from the left suck my cock, swear on me nan
>>216557942how so
>>216557558Yeah thats the problem. Control is all they managed to pick up from her character (even though she undoubtedly regrets being the control devil)
installing fortnite to play the simpsons thing. aussie anon broke me
>>216557960bizarre post
>>216557779state of that deck
>>216557960I'll break your face
doing a dog poo
anyone else leaving the UK soon?
>>216557980you ain't breaking shit you aboriginal cunt, leave new zealand anon alone.
>>216557992will you shut up man
>just found out nigger crime simulator 6 just god delayed (again)fuck my nigger life
simpsonification fetish
>>216557949he's gay
>>216558020imagine playing that utter slop
jeets talk about how we wouldn't have curry without them, but they wouldn't have curry if europeans hadn't colonised the americas and brought back peppers
racismlad on deck tonight
>>216558002
the grand earl duke of rorke
>>2165580353, vice city, 4, and bully were KINO albeitstein
throw your nan into a volcano
>>216558052scrumble
>>216557949imagine shagging one and grabbing their pathetic dicklet and fully destroying their masculinitythey try to do their stupid feminine moans and as you shag harder it turns to grunts and they can't keep up their persona. they're just a failed man in a dress and you've dominated them completely
>>216558052hahaa ktimmers
>>216558043shoot jeet children in the head
steamed dim sims on t' hob
>>216558054
>>216557951>even though she undoubtedly regrets being the control devilhow so?
>>216558043doesn't really matter either way as we live in 2025 and not 1873 so you can just look up any recipe from any culture you want and procure its ingredients with ease
>>216558020racismlad!
poo scrumbler
>>216558054stitched him up like a kipper
>>216558078That sounds very gay
>>216558094ktimming hard
>>216558043Jeets wouldn't have a life expectancy above 30 without us. But I don't hear them say thank you saar
>>216558130niga look like weather radar
never see racismlad and rapelad post at the same time do ya?think about it
poo billonkering
>>216558039Miss are Tim
>>216558137>grrrr bloody cultureless aussies dont know what the fuck theyre talking about>nz culture? ummmm.... we like... filmed lord of the rings and stuff
>>216558137please update this image to include His Majesty King Charles the... uh... 3rd?
>>216557890>Most passing trannies
got some doritos today. cool original flavour of course, or cool ranch as they're known in the states
>>216558190we dont recognise him in nz
shit screeching
>>216558210i like tangy cheese
saw an absolutely huge tranny today, must have been 6'4must be a bizarre sight in the bathrooms, not my problem though
>>216558219very silly post. stop it at once
Doing my part to not be a disgusting fat fuck but I'm completely knackered after running for 5 (five) minutes and roughly 1 mile
>>216558219fucking yeeping
>>216558186>>216558221get in
>>216558233eat less piggy you're not gonna outrun your diet
just testing something x
right well thats an air conditioned shoebox isnt it
>>216558233>alleged fat fuck running a mile in 5 minsbullshit
>>216558233just walk you twat. I walk for an hour on the treadmill and ride the exercise bike for another hour. I don't even do high speed/intensity, just cruise and I'm losing weightshrimple
>>216558233just do a little longer next time and you'll be running marathons in no time lad
>>216558240*does a giant sloppy kfc zinger stacker shit in it and hands it back to you*
>>216558233>disgusting fat fuck>5 minute milejust doesn't add up, does it you lying little porker?
>>216558233i'm like this and not even fatgot to get the lung capacity and haemogoblin up innit
not into scat but would quite like to watch a cute japanese girl's face as she squeezes a massive log out
You better get him booked.
scraboby
>>216558299nigga looks like a caveman
>>216558264>>216558281I'm not super fat, I'm an 11 stone manlet, used to be fucking huge but want to become a sleek runnerThought my cardio would be good enough desu
>>216558296fucking screeching what is green juice
>>216558294there's a whole porn genre for thisdon't ask me how i know about it
>>216558296The kid seemed to enjoy it. I know I would
>>216558316kinda like brown sauce but green and juice
>>216558316>>216558320Prepare for his visit.
>>216558296Bitch got GRINCH'D
>>216558299
>>216558353>>216558353>>216558353
>>216558328*Repeats his name in the bathroom mirror at 3am*
>>216558356imbecile
>>216558356Doesn't look like /brit/ to me FUCKED IT
>>216558370>>216558370>>216558370
>>216558356ridiculous
>>216558356you fucking dolt
