How I met your mother edish
You alright Clinton Baptiste here
Think my libido may be slowly coming back lads.
>>216564529are you embarrassed at all to be basically a less dedicated version of ziedbelg
>my troops of 100 million anglo men but my lord there is no such force
which runt are you
imagine worshipping fucking North Korea
>>216564571genuinely if you keep this up you'll soon be at the top of the "posters that most deserve to have their face smashed in with a hammer" listone of the worst gimmicks of all time
>>216564574i can will them into existence
egg
>>216564529Mad how this is literally Jewish culture
>>216564489meaning 56%, i.e. the MAJORITY, are committed by localsRorke will never recover from this
>>216564602you know you can cook an egg in your own bum
>>216564561i cant lie if they were women this would be sexy and i would be okay with it
>>216564571a mulatto an albinoa mosquito my libido
OK gambling ads on YT I will start playing mahjong and gamble
>>216564571...yh?*rubs your leg*
>>216564575the blue one who comes out on top first since I am top dog
>>216564631Mental how this is sincerely a leftypol talking point
>>216564644...yh
>>216564653>getting ads in 2025
>>216564646she actually pays her TV licence?
>>216564631mad how this is the most obvious bait in the world but somebody's going to take it
20% of new cars in the UK are now purchased through the motability scheme
>>216564677im unemployed
wifi has been shite again will be on the blower to branson soon
I agree on bon joris bohnsonSort this bwexit out
cuz im shitting & farting
was about to wank but I farted and the smell turned me off
>>216564679a (You) is a (You) mate
>>216564731ktim
its 16 oclock lads
Don't want to marry, don't want to have kidsJust want to chill, play video games, eat food, do drugs, go to raves, shag girls, post on the internetDon't care about the future as long as I'm comfortable and enjoying life to be honest
>>216564717ublock is free
>>216564727>>216564731cor spaff
>>216564726I miss them both so much...
>>216564742Get Tipping Point on followed by are Bradders
>>216564749good goy
sir sobriety jack
>>216564749hedonistic jewish mindset
brutally raping cloggies mum and then literally shitting and pissing all over her decaying rancid corpse
joris von bohnson
GIMME SOME TITS
>>216564749all of those get mind numbingly tedious and boring by the time you're in your 30s
metal how many fit women I saw today now that you posted that mid one
Drinking a lemon and lime flavoured sparkling water from ASDAit's yummy
>>216564714Did you see the BBC article trying to defend it featuring an interview with a woman who's talking point was "I was a petrol head before my accident so why shouldn't the state pay for my BMW now?"
>>216564768>Tipping Point70iq showonly deal or no deal is worse
>>216564809fag horse
>>216564826Well I know he likes doughnuts
>>216564801>metal how many fit women I saw todayrobot women?
>>216564809disgusting little rodent
sideshow boob
>>216564785>cloggieswho's cloggies?
>>216564838ffs lol
>>216564824didn't see it actually care to share it?
>>216564853shut the fuck up rodent
In Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM), aniseed (specifically star anise, or Da Hui Xiang) is a warm, pungent herb used to warm the interior, promote Qi circulation, and improve digestionhelping to alleviate symptoms like bloating, gas, nausea, vomiting, and lack of appetite. It also targets the Liver, Kidney, and digestive systemscan address issues such as frequent urination, back pain, and even cold-related digestive discomfort.
>>216564203loving this trend
>>216564822that stuff makes me piss all the time
>>216564770is that a man? I saw this vid posted a while back and someone said it was a man
>>216564864makes no sense
>>2165648641 incher erect me
up late with the gay thoughts
>>216564875cloggies is a shut the fuck up rodent? Interesting
>>216564809this is my favourite uma musumeher name is naruto simpson and she has a very impressive career profile
>>216564905me in Canada
a woman's too heavy when I can't carry her to the bedroom unassisted
>>216564575catbergs would have got there in seconds, except they'd all be pushing and shoving each other
>>216564917I'll kill you and clogwog irl. bash your maggot skulls in with a 2 by 4
>>216564864me on the top left
currently nude, calm, meek and shy, under my sheets
>>216564927i only go with birds who can carry me to bed
>>216564918it real
>>216564938come to Australia and have a go you dog, won't do it? didn't think so gutless worm. your father must be real proud of you ahahahahaha
>>216564949What did my maggot do to you?
>>216564882
>Europa.Universalis.V-TENOKE[16 GiB]rorke happy as a pig in shit
lololol king halo in the guest umas section: wit 1* sparklegacy: 1* speed, number 2 is 1* stamina it won G1 wih 474/310/459/373/201
>>216564981shame it wont be playable until summer at least
>>216564977no way his lil asian willy can satisfy an arse like dat
swear they get fitter every year
>>216564646are you embarrassed at all to be basically a less dedicated version of ziedbelg
>>216564977katy is with chang now. cronem on the ropes.
>>216564977crazy... 11/10 body, 2/10 face
don't even want a gf anymore after my awful dream about the ex
>>216564981Certified paradox hater me
>>216564970https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2FuOb8cCbg
>>216565007solid 3 if I'm honest
>>216565008get a fit trans one at the young leen show
spore vagina mods
>>216565023Do you honestly think you're fucking funny
>>216565027Should do that but I probably won't
Rock rock rock around the clock we’re gonna rock rock rock on a Friday night. Gonna rock gonna rock around the clock tonight.
I love baiting the stupid dutch retard every time he slithers into the thread. he's so stupid LOL
men of african descent tonguing my anus vigorously
Anyone on the boozington?
>>216565061based
>>216565056he got you in a mindraped state of mind mate
>>216565069yeah having a bottle of buckfast
tick tock rorke youre next
>>216565045That was a bit uncalled for m8. I didn't know DannyG browsed /int/
>>216565084grim
scrans ready
pooropa universalis
These are the people calling you rorke on /brit/
>>216565090bike nonce
>>216565090broken pisstain
>>216565103i got banned for this webm one timeidk why
>>216565069dont drink alcohol anymore but would quite like to have a beer or two and maybe some shots of vodka
>>216565090tbf Barton is a bellend anyway so he deserves it
Who did the Serbs swerve on in Srbenitza?
>now the monkey has an opinion
wonder what his last thoughts were
>>216565133glub glub glub :DD i hate india
>>216565069Haven't had a drop in months, starting to miss it dearly
>>216565114you fucked up the perspective for the hand, that's why. Poor photoshop job
>>216565133probably blub or glub
>>216565133corr scran, oohh ya bastard ahhhhh *thud*
>>216565146no his hands are that big
>>216565142>>216565153what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>216565106Bottom left can have it Oh wait they're minors right?
>>216565108
sir topham hat
>>216565175whats your malfunction bub
>>216564575I really really liked this video
>>216565162Me when I get lured into back alley by a plate of snails and frog legs
>>216565181Who is this fittie
fart on rorkes face and rape him
>>216565114How did Starmer, a pudgy, unattractive, 5'7 GOY - get such a qt jewish grill? What's up with that?
anon how do you get sprint sparks
reading the new Waitrose magazine
>>216565117Yes but it’s fucked up that this is a legal matter
>>216565203
>>216565225this rorke fella just cant catch a break
>reading the new Waitrose magazine
>King Charles has made it clear to nieces Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie that they have to "stand on their own two feet">it is alleged that one of the issues that mainly frustrates the monarch, is that the Palace was "being run like a hotel, and not a very good one">[a source] added: "The King isn't running a housing association for distant relatives."lizzie would never
>>216565103that yellow stuff is like bile and stomach acid isnt itmakes me feel ill to think about
To get a Sprint Distance Spark in Uma Musume, train a character's Speed stat to at least 1100 during a career, which gives you a 10% chance for a 3-star Speed spark at career end, then aim for the 3-star blue spark for Speed to appear.
Want to become a musician and make money but there are so many musicians out there and barely any of them are making money
>Joey Barton guilty over 'offensive' X postsJoke country. It's done
>>216565106bottom right looks like she's had her nose up someone's shitty arse
>>216565249tbqh why wouldnt he let them stay?just have the entire palace unused or what? lolits getting paid for by tax why even bring attention to such shit
>>216565264ngl that club looks peak for actually pulling birds
sir derma titis
>>216564865https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8jrw21lx0xo
>>216565249>nieces>distant relativeshuh?
Watching someone try a Super Mario 64 but they stand no chance against the great greensuigi
you have to start with the low sprint or characer that you want to boost sprint in as the first legacy, boosting its sprint and using it as a grandparent with two max sprint parents
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762521885910343.mp4
>>216565249>>King Charles has made it clear to nieces Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie that they have to "stand on their own two feet"um reckon two young women would have four feet in total
the weekend starts here
>>216565297um
>>216565297'kin 'ell those two bird coppers gonna be round any minute now to do me for thought crimes
>>216565236Can tell from that house you’re a virgin
Mouse >.< xx
>>216565106top right got all those faggot tranny pins and not a single poppyyet the ninja cosplayer in the bottom left has one oncurious
>>216565340shagger's palace mate
cloggy lives in ziedy's shadow and he's bitter about ithe's like a relic from another era
>>216565304thank you
>>216565314In the Middle Ages they would have been married off to a local Earl or the highest bidder. They're useless.
>>216565343both parents need the starter with higher sprint and the other parent (with higher sprint) with the parents as the grandparent?
>>216565394haha look at him
>>216565394is that his little hedgehog willy?
friday night freak off let's get it
>>216565412Not sure
I don't wear a poppyI don't believe in war, actually
>>216565445think you have to be 12 or really really brown of skin if you find this entertaining in any way
>>216565445why's his steering wheel on the wrong sidewait a minute, this isn't British culture at all!
sabrina fartenter
Rorke declares winning the war ‘wasn’t worth it’ due to the state of the UK
>>216565535he would correct
Nigga name Keir
>>216565516black cunt
mental how they make us look bland
>>216565572
>>216564598It's just pure satire mate no reason to get violent now
it's the lad with phimosis again isn't it
Lads. GTA6 has been delayed.
>>216565642which one?
imagine standing behind her in the queue and you face is arse level i think i'd end up getting arrested because no way i can resist shoving my face in there
Reading Paradife Loft
>literally a disease>cunts who have it use it as a reason to boastbizarre behaviour
>>216565654Don't care, not a mong
going parkrun tomorrow
Friday`sPocket Monster of theDay Is ..Archaludon !!
>>216565476>wait a minute, this isn't British culture at all!Show me British culture
>>216565677bit mental how common long s waswhy were they doing that then
having some toast #hitler #rape
>>216565677Alri Chris
>>216565712idiocracy was supposed to be a movie not a documentary!
>>216565718Don't care, not a mong
>>216565596my house: *daft punk playing at my house* on the picture of my house
>>216565718never heard of it, not a real one
>>216565738scromiting
>>216564598:(
>>216565718Interesting Pokémon. Never seen it before.
craving skittles
SNIFF THAT
rorke moving like a curmudgeonly oaf
question to shaggers:how do women usually react when you start sucking on their toes out of the blue?
>>216565697likely not the only cause of scar tissue formation on penis or penis curving, also youre a fag but you should go see a therapist to go be more body positive
>>216565778LMFAO
>>216565697because this faggotry is bizarre behaviour even if you (both of us) are wrong. and by the way if you are being jealous then thats affeminate behaviour fag
>>216565773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpMY2hq7InI
>>216565697it can bend downwards too lad its a proper disease chris chan has it
uhha girl I shagged about 12 months ago is posting pictures of her pregnant
dare I ladsDARE I?
>>216565784my mum (big taritino fan) would say that the biggest risk and "thing they get off to sucking feet" is the chance to get kicked in the face as an instinct especially during the "pussy wagon" scene in Kill Bill one time 1/2
>>216565828Wasn't an A for your GCSE science was it?
https://x.com/scarcitystudios/status/1986791676325556453?s=46get them out
>>216565839We're not your friends you shut-in incel prick. Go make one of them.
sir quinton taritino
Betty Glover's musky tuppence
>>216565861ooooo done
>>216565843is this english?why does this sentence confuse me so?
>>216565784so if you do it you should expect to maybe get kicked in the face? I guess that answers your question but then it would seem like you finding out whether you getting kicked in the face is a turn on for you is more like an answer for me or my experiment, and its not. I guess mine is that you get off to getting stomped on the face and should let her stomp on your face while you lay down
>>216565828bloke shagged a horse lol
>>216565854scromited
>>216565854I got a B in science overall, which was a single subject but a double qualificationI got an A*/A in biology, a B/C in chemistry and a B/D in physics
Sir quango jalepeno
there is this health expert in German TV and she is the spitting image of Milly Bobby Brown just that she is 41 year old https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjGLIHIjTI0
>>216565861ladhave a snickersyou aren't you when you're hungry
>>216565882I guess if you dont like getting kicked in the face you could get off to lying and saying that you want someone to barefoot mush their foot on your face if you would like to try that with someone if you get stuck on your question
>>216565916well, milly bobby brown looks like she's about 40 anyway
>>216565828She's not still gonna be pregnant after 12 months is she you horrid little virgin >>216565839>£40 for a pizza cutterVirgin freaks will buy anything!
>>216565857leftypol turning a blind eye to this
i dont give a fuck
>>216565910Save it for your job coach, spacker
>>216565916yeah if mibbie bobby brown was bogged
>>216565910I'm going to give you an A* in Yappanese.
>>216565939rofled
>mibbie
doin a finkoke?
Rorke turning a blind eye to this
>>216565936it's a batleth pizza cutter you twatnot an ordinary one
If you're over 20 and haven't shagged yet there's something deeply wrong with you and you probably need to get sorted
when I was a kid I saw a few horses and their boners a couple times but was always a bit scared of horses and thats how leftypol feels about immigrants. thank about that for a sec >inb4 at least horses like ploughing fields I dont support slavery but at least horses are useful things like how they are more intelligent than blacks - and "intelligent" than blacks. you are the crazy one
>>21656598929 KHHV me
my farts are atrocious whenever I eat porridge or cereal, I think I'm lactose intolerant now. I'm fine with cheese and yogurt though it's only milk
>>216565861Uncalled for
the 'ber 'ts hors d'oeuvre
ladsunironically got some viagra and thinking of swallowing it for the first timedon't have ED but m8 said he tried it and his gf basically worships the ground he walks on now don't have a gf but seeing it it works as an experimentshall keep you abrest of my experience this evening
>I think I'm lactose intolerant nowoh shut up you cretin
>>216566005>yogurtFOY
Are you good to put a few tunes on in YouTube on a work laptop or do it freak out
>>216565957I had the letter b on my mind
>>216565773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8qpv3wNTfE
>>216566019Nice yeah let us know thought about it myself for drug fuelled megawanks
>>216566019took viagra with the lads when I was like 16they all had raging boners you could see through their joggers, I didn'tit was at that moment I realised I had a small willygood banter
>>216566041ok. i do it. alright
I ordered Irn Bru from Amazon, it was fucking expensive but I was curious what it tastes like and its shit
that answered something about uma game legacies and female white insane asylum NHS workers (fit) not being allowed to rape you - so they dont - so trying to not get raped by them to make them rape you being them not doing that because theyre not allowed to being another abstract¬¬ (generation) in the uma horse game and not in real life where they wouldnt do it unless it happened in real life with you doing it properly for them to rape you so that they did do it
please post in english
>>216566090it's literally just cream soda but orange you little gremlin
in english
Is there anything more paki than having two SIM cards?Got two in at the moment while my number switches and I genuinely feel browner and smellier
>>216566055screaming
Should get a haircut me looking like a right neanderthal
>>216565976DEER FACTS>The only type of deer where the female has antlers? REINDEER>The only type of deer where the male DOESN'T have antlers?WATER DEER (sometimes called Vampire Deer as they have fangs instead)>The most alien looking deerMUNTJAC. Native to South East Asia and Britain because Britain imported some in the 19th century and they got loose so are now in our wild.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBsoPnx2hSM>Number of speciesThere are 43 species of deerSubscribe for more DEER FACTS
>>216566090fucking DICK
>took viagra with the lads when I was like 16
its crazy that mental asylum patients get a say in whether they get raped or not at all whether they are getting raped or
>>216566120you also speak like one
>>216566090Serves you right for trusting the jocks to make anything nice
>>216566136Powerful post.
>>216565748Mad how she told everyone during her concert that she wants a BBC deep inside herself
>>216566082remember did something similar with the boys when we were teenagers, we all tucked our dicks up into our arse to make it look like we had fannies, except one of the lads dicks wasn't big enough to do it haha
>>216566082bet you went to a private school
>>216566136Thanks anon for the nice deer facts!
might play a video game tonight. after having a drink
Did I watch Celebrity Traitors? No, I'm a free thinker
this isn't going to end well
its crazy that mental asylum patients get a say in whether they get raped or not [end of sentence]whether as if it matters if they want it or not and that fit mental asylum workers cant just rape whoever they want. drunk driving is based
>>216566178UM x
>>216566174Hopefully it ends soon then you end yourself immediately after
fleshlights are absolute ripoffs aren't theycan't make masturbation any more fun than the simple do-it-by-hand technique can youto all fleshlight owners I say this: grow up
>>216566138>>216566164you lads clearly didn't have friendsmust've been a shite childhood x>>216566157top bants
>>216566174he has a better life than me
>>216566174dead within 6 months
>>216566174He's got the same look when a toddler locks eyes with the mum as it loads up the nappyBet that's what he's up toCurling one out in his excellent nappy in his hospice room
>>216566174he's about to have a wank, isn't he?
>>216566174he's going to post his knob again
wondering how I would fare if I were in the trenches of the Somme back in WWI
NAPPY POO ATTACK DAVID TENT BEDSHITS
Least obvious samefagging award
can Tim Byrne redeem himself and still develop a strong acting career?
>>216566208had one but it fell apartalso i once left it on the bedside table and my sister saw it, but not sure if she knew what it was
>>216566253Brits didn’t have the warrior spirit that Americans didWe joined the war and Germans noped out
Good news lads: shopping is completed. Now let's see who will be delivering my Uber Eats order tonight
>>216566289Knew and told all her mates in GC about her incellious brother
>>216566292Bizarre post
>>216566253you'd probably die shitting yourself mate, sorry to say
>>216566318Quintessentially American post
*hides a post*
>>216566349baby made boom boom
>>216566314Let me guess: is it Ranjeet? No no Hassan
>>216566174its funny that you tie this in a few days late and how without it I would jerk off to getting forced into an insane asylum like I deserve for jerking off to it to then go get raped by a fit mental asylum nurse there and that I jerked off to it and said "its fine" as it was happening and I got to jerk off to it without pointless worrying about something I want to be captured by a nurse girl (which by the way are different from "NHS" like you know what I am saying rn) and used as a medicated sex slave you cunt but anyways thats funny because I dont care about the "after that" because if she looked after me I dont care, even though it doesnt happen. I know this is something to-do with uma strat, and maybe you just wanted to hear this, but with some schizos in their mind if they do this not with "irrational fears" but things they think they want (which I would of said earlier, before now if it was appropiate) or think will happen just to basically in whatever words (and I am not a gambler but to put it in to a way you can understand to "call their bluff" - not that I am doing that. just to go all the way into it really, to come back. then maybe not a group of small people but those that are so inclined would be healed of it, not to jerk off but to focus on real things. anything bad happens and no it doesnt because what, they get "punished" (and I know it WOULD find a way, schizooanon) it isnt real - not to gaslight them. I am simply taking that it is funny that you got too late and couldnt ruin something for me, bitch. I know it could of been about uma but this is far more important - I can go watch a video on how to get A tier sprint horses that shouldnt be on YouTube
Where's Ziedbelg?
Hide post
>reporting hide
>>216566424what is bro yapping about?
Mental how Tim wears a nappy now reallyReckon you'd have to AT LEAST piss your pants to be forced into nappies
>my mum (big taritino fan) would say that the biggest risk and "thing they get off to sucking feet" is the chance to get kicked in the face as an instinct especially during the "pussy wagon" scene in Kill Bill one time 1/2wtf did he mean by this
>>216562493>>216562493
Might pick up some nappies from tescosesMaybe he knows something I dont
Rorke's mind boggled at the sight of this, unable to make out what he's looking athttps://i.4cdn.org/b/1762524194144670.jpg
putting myself in the place of a mentally ill and beyond all hope person (such as a very bad schizophrenic) I do not care if suddenly I get a bolt in the back of the head. I do not care if that happens to me, right now - or "right" now as in whenever, blah-blah. oh, a schizophrenic person failed? bolt in the head. if you dont believe in your own ability to try things, to try to help schizophrenics then why are you a doctor. I speak metaphorically except in that why are you a doctor and I dont need to explain myself. hope you feel pain. p.s. im not schizophrenic, idiot
Remember when we all thought he was faking it, until he started posting himself stark naked with this weiner prominently in the shot?
>>216566491>putting myself in the place of a mentally ill and beyond all hope personWasn't that hard, surely?
MouseGPT is among the worst gimmicks of all time
men had been wearing nappies for thousands of years before the womens rights and the sexual revolution
>>216566488would scran
>>216566488That is quite nice to be fair, was expected a massive penis
>>216566530>>216566530>>216566530
>>216566504at least he never showed his bumhole
>oh people had to die to be allowed to do morphine and opiates, and to have fentanyl before the French came along and fucked it up for everybody no ("yeah") but also because of war - where people died. I HATE war!!I hate war isnt the point - nor is the people that got harmed, for us to have useful opiates and heroin. I hate it and people did not have to die
shut up you fucking schizobabbling cunt
>>216566542fomyeg
