nottingham festival edish
>i'm at such a stage in my posting journey i need to make the newNo you don't. fuck off
Leftypol is sleeping. Post Britain.
the sex chebs wanktoil>>>/gif/29747120
A tax of only 2% on wealth over £10 million would raise £24 billion every year How can you be against that it’s 2% for fucks sake
>>216572108Sort yourself out.
>>216572108way too big
nth for the holodem
>>216572096beautiful
business idea: straight porn but with only mencheaper to make, untapped market, potentially high profit margins. gay porn I calls it
>>216572096
>>216572108so i take it ofcom is still cucked by based hiroshimoot
>>216572165I've got news for you mate...
Sir Am Bottom
when I post bait on /pol/ and get no replies I am upset
No alarms and no surprises
It happened again>Police hunting for four more prisoners mistakenly released
Things British people will never understand, part 65>fireworks,hamburgers, and hotdogs on a July’s night>summer break when schools out >playing video games with your friends all weekend and sleeping over whilst watching movies and snacking>long car rides>futuristic appliances and cities>becoming a hot shot young lawyer in a big city and slaying some pooty-tang before a disastrous Christmas break up which leaves one of you forever heartbroken>grandmas apple pie with fresh apples form the backyard>grandpas world war 2 stories >proper surfing and surf music
>>216572178whats on the rolls?tuna?
>>216572258Truth nuclear bomb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ4P387i31I
>>216572240AI pish
>>216572178first time i noticed the tongs on top for lifting them
>>216572230Yeah? Need a source on that one before I believe it Rorke
Labour are self-sabotaging to force an early GE
>>2165722824chan ai bot, summarise this for me
It's kind of mental how usually my bfs farts turn me on except when we're eating and he farts and the smell combined with the smell/taste of the food is just rank and not sexy at all. Save it for after dinner.
got less than zero interest in cuckoldry or any of that shite but i would like it if an assertive women locked my dick in a cage and ordered me to service her sexually and suchlike
>>216572240most north dakotans will never understand that stuff
any twink man in?
Busy day tomorrow lads, I have the 'xiety x
they don't make beef flavoured crisps anymorethe woke have seen to that
In the UAE, notorious crypto scammer Roman Novak and his wife were found murdered. Novak had defrauded investors of $500 million and fled.Journalists reported that the couple’s relatives had been unable to contact them for about a month. Novak’s phone had been inactive since October 4.It was later revealed that the couple had been kidnapped and a large ransom demanded for their release. When the ransom couldn’t be raised, Novak and his wife Anna were killed.
>>216572382in overseas internet slang, this is called a truthnuke, or a truth nuclear bomb
Reading archives threads from 2008Before I knew what 4chan was
>>216572386Thought that was Wayne Rooney with a chad filter
>>216572382the chinky braised beef ones are pretty good
>>216572377woke nonsense
internationally smuggling bitcoin usb sticks in my bum
>>216572331please show your shagger pass
>>216572386I thought Dubai and UAE were a safe haven for criminals
garlic bread is in the oven lads
>>216572412I was 1 at the time
>>216572455UM x
>>216572412i've been posting on the 'an since 2006
>>216572357what about a woman with a cock, would you service her?https://www.reddit.com/user/fossoriashotsf28/
>>216572353is this a mihai post from the 'chives or just mihaiesque
>>216572455um
>>216572427um you didn’t need to do that you just need to write down the wallet seed somewhere.
Sir Ivor Caplin aka Sir Am Bottom aka Sir Child Molester aka Sir Stung Paedophile aka Sir Jewish Homosexual
bit mental how we had a 100 year old WWII veteran straight up say the war wasn't worth it on national TV
>>216572470no and theres no such thing
>>216572455um but also fuck off
>>216572470That’s a fake dick
>>216572470um
>>216572444Nah. Africa is the real haven for criminals. I could tell you stories which could blow your mind
>>216572485the usb sticks each had a text file with the wallet seeds on
rarity
Got the good captcha
>>216572511Yeah but it’s also Africa. If you steal half a billion quid but have to live in Africa what’s the point
>>216572386>>216572444>>216572511genuinely think dubai will end up becoming some sort of megacity dystopia if it doesnt collapse once the oil runs out
UK parliament mistakenly holds a minute of silence for Ian Watkins, now deceased lead singer of lostprophets
Barbara Good could fucking get it
>>216572444clearly so did he
>>216572547They’re typically well connected to other career criminals who could fly you in and out of private airports around the worldThese guys seem to have been small time criminals
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly2xjgpg92o
fucking state of this gimp
>>216572548it's literally already one
>>216572547point is you want to be living somewhere where you wont be looking over your shoulder all the time, though mind you theres almost nowhere you can go except maybe the outback
>>216572282i thought this would be creepy and gross but honestly it's decent advice
>>216572566Sir Kim Jonguner:>Obviously, nobody is more angry and upset about this thing that happened than me, and we'll get to the bottom of the issue
big willy
>>216572545can't believe he made himself rarity what a pisstake
>>216572545um
>>216572539how many usb’s can you fit your arse before you involuntarily spaff
>>216572584she's thick as fucking pigshit lol
how do i know if i have ops? don't want to ruin the carnival by showing up and I've got ops starting beef
>>216572618just a 16GB and an 8GBmaybe a few 4GBs
>>216572620Never really played with pigs shit so I don’t know how thick it is to be honest
>>216572639you are grim mate
>>216572620what kind of comparison is even that
got a magnetic tape cassette up my arris240gb of archive data on thatstraight through customs with it
honestly had the best night's sleep I had in ages last nightwent to bed at 10, head on the pillow, out like a fucking light, faded back into life around 7 after some beautiful dreams about living on another planet where everything was peacefulit felt fucking kino and I hope it happens again tonight
ST appears in 3... 2... 1...
Alright team
for me it's an e240 vhs tape up the arse, scotch brand
Sir mega lolz
yeah?
>>216572621the only ops you have rorke is call of duty black ops
>>216572584Wish she'd lay a few sultanas down my chops
>parents treating me completely different since I said I've been meeting a girlNGL I I understand but also odd to see person
>>216572671Johnny Diuretic
why do brits walk around with Rambo knives?
Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo show off matching "Wicked: For Good" tattoos...
>8pm-9pm on a Friday>Gardeners WorldAnd they ask why kids don't watch tv anymore
haven’t had over 6 hours sleep since I was 16
>>216572743
The richest people in the world aren’t the ones you see on Forbes, and I’m not talking about Rothschild or BilderbergsThere are people with millions, billions in hard cash out there. You could pass a bloke on the streets and not realize he’s part of an international crime syndicate If you were walking around Ayrshire circa 2011, that’s what you’d be doing. A random bloke from Scotland was sole controller of a company that in name was worth billions of dollars. It’s only employee was him. Curiously this company was connected back to European royalty that eventually led police to barns in the African Savannah full of gold bars, priceless works of art, and rubies and sapphires beyond your dreams, guarded by black listed international mercenaries, like something out of a video game. This Scottish man had no idea who he actually worked for. He was just a figurehead he said. He got approached right before the fall of Libya by some hooded and shady men and asked if he wanted to pretend to be the director
>>216572756mate who here cares about wicked or ariana grande why do you keep posting this stuff
>>216572762mate. gardener's world has been at that time for decades. see, the weekend is when a lot of people do gardening
>>216572588thought it was vic reeves from the thumbnail
What happened to gs then lads?
Ayrshire mentioned
why is guillermo del torro obsessed with making movies about weird tall guys
never had forty winks. maybe twenty or so winks
>>216572780First time I've ever posted anything about itYou are a retard
>>216572756ariana is forbidden from coming here, we don't like her anymore
>>216572805all the members moved on with their lives and bought houses and started families and that
>>216572834liar
thank you chicken for allowing yourself to be killed and providing your delicious meat to this sweet and sour dish
>>216572841her plane broke down nun she cud do
well rorke?
>>2165728617 looks like a white rio ferdinand
Mum said if I’m not getting a job I have to start volunteering fuck that
>>216572677what happened in the dream me? dreamt about being on the Greek coast and it was full of cougars and lions that were scaring me so i had 2 nature podcasters set up right there on the rocks to discuss if the animals are safe to be around, never got a straight answer
Alright lads, just got back from the gay porn shop. I asked the man at the till about whether there is any straight porn and he said that there isn't, there is only gay porn being sold in the shop.
My colleague is gleefully telling me about how the british man has had enough and is finally standing up
what happens if i just tell a fib and say stuff from my 'roo order wasn't delivered?
>>216572861lord sugar onamadone
I’d wager that she has a pooey bum.
Rorke wanking in his smelly bedroom Leftypol marrying a tranny Rasheed marrying his cousin Tarq marrying his cousin
>>216572881what did the sign on the door say
>>216572861The bottom middle left is called Lucifer Hunter lmao
>>216572178>Sosage
had a white justeat driver at the weekendmassive recession indicator
>>216572908Gay Porn Shop
sir bent shopper
>>216572880dunno if you ever played space engine or any of those space simulators but it felt like that, like I was wandering around on a planet where everything was blue and watery, it felt very peacefulaha those podcasters though, can never trust them
>>216572923rightso why did you go in then?knowing it was a gay porn shop that sold gay porn
>>216572861rorke turning a blind eye to this as per usual
>>216572940You're allowed to look
got called homophobic in the gay porn shop
>>216572917It's over. We won. The invaders are packing their bags and going home.
Slow night in /brit/ tonight. Going to head over to /britfeel/ to see what's going on there. Then I might make my way over to /britpol/ to make it a full /britcrawl/.
>>216572950allowed surebut why would you want to
if you fancy the jonas brotherscover your belly
>>216572897your mental health must be in tatters
>>216572841She's not brown enuff for hues anymore or what?
>>216572933What’s a bent shopper? Is that when Elton John pops down to Aldi?
>>216572881oh okthanks for looking
do you lot ever stop and think "wtf i have a job and get paid for it and i have a gf ans friends who like me how the fuck did that all happen"?
Sir Twink Feet
>>216572964I'm doing market research. I had a clipboard and everything ;)
>>216572861should have changed their name and wore boot polish, could have had that down to 50 hours community service
>>216572966No I’m fine.
>power cut into tornadoShe's cooked
>>216572881thats just what they say if they dont like the look of you. keeps it exclusive
>>216573003did you buy anything
>>216572936 sounds delightful
>>216573015buy an ad
>>216572963I'll come with you mate haha
>>216573023A mug that says it changes when you add boiling water. Haven't tried it yet though
>>216573015she really needs to stick to being a whore
>>216573015get a grip
>>216573048cool
>>216573015simp award
>>216573052agreed maybe when she shows her shithole on camera I'll watch her stupid gaming stream
Xir Carly Bender
Its the pregabs for me de lads
>>216572984Yep. In fact.....If I recall,its was your country's royal family to be specific
vile little englishman wanking away in his state subsidised bedroom
finished reading the Rose Field by Philip Pullmanhonestly a bit disappointed given how much i loved his books as a kid
>>216573106ktim... ktim. ..
>>216573106blog on
nice bit of stilton and biscuits with a drop of port. lovely
>>216573106ktimming hard
RIP CARLYBENDER DEAD
i'm in heat
glistening to 10cc - art for art's sake
>>216573124i broke the news
>>216573109>finished reading the Rose Field by Philip Pullmandid you>honestly a bit disappointed given how much i loved his books as a kidare you
wheres the rarity one
>>216573122cuck
shitting nora the queens died lads
>>216573128Oiled up are you?
really though, why does he post so much about his silly little vtubers and e-thots like we're interested?arent there like a million other places where he can talk to other people who like these things and not random people who hurl abuse at him?
>>216573149oh no not again
rorke doesn't have ops, he's not threatening enough
sluttershy>.<
>>216573154yh for black men
sometimes I get a crusty scab in one if the folds of my ear as if it's been bleeding slightly very satisfying to pick
>>216573052Prefer her comfy streams but she's got some leng asuka and rei latex cosplays in the works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKDixFhvCAU
>>216573154nah just sweaty
>>216572861it's a bit depressing reading how other countries sentence crimes like theses compared to sentences here in canada
>>216573174KTIM
>>216572178I'll take a rorst beef please, sire
>>216573124fingers crossed this is real
>>216573179right and you wank over this shite do you?
Garlic bread is OUT of the oven and INTO my mouth!
>>216573179i dont fucking carenobody cares
>>216573201Exchange rate back then was £1 = $10. Are you sure you would be good for it?
Been mind raped by a woman, and I'm entirely to blame.
>>216573194what do you mean, do they have really harsh sentences in canada?
>>216573223Corrrr wouldnt mind some garlic breadUnfortunately i have severe demand avoidance so can’t cook
>>216573243no, the opposite
>>216573054Not up for a wank, waiting for the goal reach
>>216573242Employed Woman's got to you has she? She has that woman's intuition x
>>216573242Tell us more de lad
>>216573223
>>216573286what even worse than just over 10 years for a child rapist?
>>216573239Not out shagging tonight? Let me guess, 'too tired from toil'?
>>216573299Spainoish post
>>216573267Tell DWP not us, also grow up
worried about diego no deegs during the ashes......
>>216573310>develop feelings for woman I've known for four years>confess to her, she claims she feels the same>have wonderful rapport, when we are together I feel as at ease as I do when I am alone>have dated more beautiful women, more wealthy, more intelligent, but she feels like a half I was missing>dedicate myself to truly knowing her, journal everything about her down to the most minute detail>fall in love with her and her inner world>suddenly grows distant>confront her>"You don't love me, you are just infatuated with women in general">go forward pretending it never happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gnxt0cN7pI
>>216573216Nah I enjoy her cosplays in an artistic sense
>>216573223yes please mate!*horrifically burns the roof of my mouth with the first bite*
>>216573223Suck. It. Down.
you runts couldn't BUY a fucking interesting post today
>>dedicate myself to truly knowing her, journal everything about her down to the most minute detail>>fall in love with her and her inner world
get this wog shite off, get the marky b onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCDmQediUpI&list=RDoCDmQediUpI&start_radio=1
and the latest from the shoe sniffing nonce of wigan?
>>216573336Yh you do seem obsessive, probably part love part that
>>216573380This is the Brazilian poster btw
>>216573335lie on incel
imagine falling in love with women fucking cringing my nut off
bayern in the cup
Life on pregabs is a good life
>>216573380thighs like a bull kangaroo
>>216573380lowkey look like this, but more twinkish
>>216573236You said she's better off being coombait so I replied with coombait(news)
>>216573391Obsessed with her, not with any woman I have access to. Idgi
>develop feelings for woman I've known for four years>confess to her, she claims she feels the same>have wonderful rapport, when we are together I feel as at ease as I do when I am alone>have dated more beautiful women, more wealthy, more intelligent, but she feels like a half I was missing>dedicate myself to truly knowing her, journal everything about her down to the most minute detail>fall in love with her and her inner world>suddenly grows distant>recieve text from them today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
>>216573448lie on
toilfu has been experiencing creepy unwanted advances from a prisoner lately, might get a chance to leap to her defence and show my value as a protective dependable partner
>>216573421um…>>216573448UM!!!
sucking a golf ball
>>216573473Too obvious de lad
>>216573317well we recently had a case where a man raped a 12 year old girl repeatedly, beat her, tried to plant a bomb in her family car in an attempt to kill her family, and called and threatened her from prison to stop her from cooperating with police, and he got 8 years
>>216573179what the fuck this is spoilersfor fucks sake
>>216573499
mental how it took cavemen 1000s of years even to make tiny bits of progress and we went from house phone to brick phone to iPhone within 100 years
>>216573524>what do you do in this situationLeave them for a younger hotter gf
>>216573512hey, we've all been there
>>216573538um
Sir notting ham
>>216573183A chune meant for belting your lungs out at the club x
>>216573558Incel
>>216573555you didn't do anything
mr hankey the christmas poo
golfing a suckball
>>216573575He's clearly using we and us in the context of mankind
Dual SIM paki charging my phone
>>216572240I experienced 5 of these what’s my prize?
>>216573203carlybender's alrighthope they're doing ok xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWnMbZV66p4
>>216573609Mental health award
>>216573602you fucking what
*pins down umposter**starts tonguing his arsehole*
>>216573555going from 0 to 1 is way harder than going from 1 to 100once you have a computer working, improving it is much easier than inventing one
What happens if you haven't got beef with someone, you've got pork instead?
dual SIM paki logging in
>lowkey look like this, but more twinkish
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>canslad>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradley>Paper round in Chernobyl>Autumnclue>Kosher salt>Gary's economics zesty ahh thumbnails>Charlie Bighams>Trades posting>me when I...>Black pussy CHANGED Rorke>work clobber bee>dual SIM pakiQuite the list isn't it
Don't think I'll ever love again
>>216573644It means you're a chicken
garlic sex arse
theres probably about 5 posters here who can be funny, the rest of you need raping to death
>>216573555back then the population density was extremely lowi imagine entire tribes died of starvation or disease often, or things could just get forgotten easily if they weren't absolutely necessary to everyday survival. and when something was permanently embedded in a group's behaviour it took even longer to spread to others
>>216573517Nice bait lad
>>216573669>>Black pussy CHANGED RorkeOnly good one
>>216573669>no umpostersdropped
>>216573697there is like 5 posts a month that are actually funny let alone 5 funny posters
>>216573670Never been in love me, only had 1.5 girlfriends mind you
>>216573697I'm in this post
>>216573745think your getting confused with your reflection on the screen pal
>>216573565true, true. short spell in a healing lodge and he'll be right as rain, no doubt
>>216573745*rapes you to death*
>>216573670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWbS4Jg-rzY
>A Met Police officer who expressed a sexual interest in new-born babies and discussed arrangements to abuse a 10-year-old girl has avoided prison.
>>216573702To be fair I do think it's complete bollocks that in the very first teaser that released for the movie they showed the Reze kiss and reveal scene. Such a bizarre decision seeing as how it's one of the better twists in the series.
>>216573754Naw I think i'm getting confused with your mum's bed wee man
my skeng will touch man like a sad story
>>216573736where did you hide the other half
>>216573670https://youtu.be/tpT7H7qIHIo?si=yp7bU4s5r1ogdx-P
>>216573555my grandmother always talks about how her parents went from horse and buggy to watching the moon landing it is pretty wild. our brains aren't really equipped for this
so fucking boredare fridays really this muck when you're not on the booze
>>216573797
>>216573787ian watkins back from the dead
>>216573797shut it ya mongo
>>216573240lol no it wasn't, it was like $2 tops
>>216573828Fuck up yer gran's fucking retarded man she walks up the stairs backwards
>>216573848sc
>>216573832this makes me feel things
black pussy CHANGED rorke
might have a mince pie
>>216573832skidrow was the worst map, sniper campersfor me, it was crossfire, crash or shipment
skidrow was sick when everybody had snipers and it'd be a team vs team sniper battle down that big lane
>>216573885notting hill carneval canceledrorke elected king of niggers
>>216573796Iirc I read the manga knowing who Reze was but that didn't diminish the arc for me, still felt the emotional whacks. I hears the movie extends the scenes so who knows maybe it'll hit harder when I catch the movie
might kill myself
>>216573832preferred blops me
>>216573958who's gonna not shag the discord tranny if you do?
>>216573958ktim but im scared of going to hell
>>216573669not familiar with the paper round in chernobyl
kyoyama kazusa wank on the cards tonight
>>216573958My mum's existence stops me from doing that
>>216573994
the thread is over
>Nobel Prize-winning DNA pioneer James Watson dies aged 97 Fucking hell. Just a kid.
>>216573787Maybe he was joking
>>216574043woke got him
>>216574019roar
>>216574071>>216574071>>216574071
>>216574043Me? I'm an old man.
>>216574043leftypol cheering
>>216574079kys
>>216574010Kayoko ahh nigga
>>216573344Soul
>>216573524Tell the bitch to hit gym before I hit the road and leave.
