>>216575938abysmal
Our nations leaders are pedophile and they have reptilian/nephilim bloodlines going back to Sumeria
>>216575938Well done, thread cuck!
>>216576049your hands are brown
survive or push the excess beyond every limit conceivable?
>>216576060How did you know Because of the typo?
nigga plz
>>216576087Indeed
Black don't crack
>>216576131It does if you hit it hard enough. Just ask Rodney King.
>>216576127You were right but it was just a typo from fast typing, I was born here and speak fine English
I am an animal
I wish politicians would look out for minersAnd not just minors on an island somewhere
>>216576149entre les draps ;3
Was trimming the old pubes with a scissor now I got a bleeding wound on my dick
>>216575938thought it was that one tranny who panders to rightoids in the US
>>216576061sometimes survival in itself feels like pushing against a limit.
face your accusers
>>216576183>>216576194I feel like I always see you two posting in close vicinity of each other
>>216576234Meet your maker!
>>216576239it's the timezone
Look at this pencil. It's weird right? It looks weird. Look at it
I will be informing Imperial High Command of your failures.
Did you do the wordle today? :)
>>216576365not yet
>>216576365It’s peril
just ordered a pork gyros
Commiefornia might get a Republican governor because Dems are running another psycho Hillary Clinton esque
>>216576359hopefully not in person, you'll run out of breath.
>>216576442California is too retarded to do that
People who call the ground the "floor" should be publicly executed.
>>216576396It's nearly midnight in your cunt.
>>216576468The polls actually had him even with her last I checked because she cussed out one of her staffers on webcam
>>216576472Why?
Happy boobies
>>216576492not sure
>>216576492They insist upon themselves.
so bored
Wait hold up >>216576508Why did YOU answer if you aren't the one who made the post And do NOT say you're not sure
>>216576472What about vice versa
Drove home without my glasses
>>216576519Hmm... Shallow and pedantic.
>>216576537>>216576519
Sallow and Judaic
I wanted to be a guy when I was a kid. I didn't really know about trans stuff beyond thinking they were weird people, but I knew I didn't like the way people talked to/treated me compared to how they dealt with my older brother. I bottled it up and just kinda accepted you are the way you are.I started bullying a shrimpy boy in 5th grade who was shorter than me, and I get that it was wrong and he didn't deserve it. That was the outlet for my frustrations and I should've handled it better. He got way taller than me after a year or so and I stopped.We're adults now and he reached out to me to ask how I'm doing and asked if I wanted to meet to have drinks and hang out this weekend. I did say yes, I'm hoping to share a beer and give him an apology for how I used to treat him.
>>216576543I don't know anyone who does that so I'm ambivalent towards it.
Maximum toe suckage
I'm definitely a butt guy but a pale ginger girl with huge boobies gets me going like nothing else
>>216576649don't care
>>216576649Yeah Scottish girls are nice
>>216576667Calm down spinny!!!
I wonder if my local pawn shop has Hulk Ultimate Destruction for PS2
>>216576061Suicide-maxx
/cum/ has such a profound lack of pussy that having an incredibly mediocre girl give them scarce amounts of attention is enough for them to simp and fantasize about her years later
>>216576726Fat chance Funny how all they needed to do to make a good hulk game is to not force you to play as Bruce banner. Feels like this was hard for devs to understand for a while
>>216576131They too busy smoking it sheeeeeeeet
>>216576649I'm something of a chimpanzee myself
>>216576726every second hand shop I go to only has sportslop video games
Should’ve been nominated for album of the year
>>216576599Bathurst and Lawrence
>>216576726no way. a second-store, maybe. but a pawnshop will have nothing but madden or call of duty.
>>216576747Lol I know what game you're talking about. I have good memories playing that with my dad though
dominos is better than pizza hut
>>216576776Who the fuck is addison rae
Women do not like me
I hate resellers so much. Goodwill has upped their prices and anything remotely good is gone within 30 minutes of opening because these faggots who made a gig their career rush in and swipe everything.
Dominos is fast food pizza.
Ultimate Spider-Man was so sick. Remember when you got to play as venom and kick the shit out of wolverine like some jobber?
>>216576881You sound mad
>>216576887Absolutely
>>216576843dueling lessers under the moon's eclipse that is little caesar's.
>>216576776plenty of bops from her this year
>>216576892No shit I'm mad. Gig culture is fucking cancer.
>>216576475can't sleep on an empty stomach
>>216576862https://youtu.be/Hki6RqI-eMA?si=SjWHND_msHZ-RaqW
>>216576881im a reseller and this hurt my feelings
>>216576862The greatest artist of our generation>>216576907I loved Times Like These
>>216576921broke loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPNR-_Cfn0
>>216576934How droll
I hate anyone with more money than me but I also hate anyone with less money than me
Should I go on a juice cleanse?
>>216576649It's why I like fat ginger Bretons. Big tiddies, fat asses, and they curse in barely intelligible French when you make them soak the sheets.
>>216576341Liberal pencil
>>216576968same, my income bracket shouldn't pay taxes
>>216576885Pizza is supposed to be a fast food
>>216576984ok
>>216576967Tbh I just watch the music video with the sound off while I jerk off and imagine I'm sucking her toes
>>216576968You are very insecure.I have more money than you, btw.
thinking about getting an osmosis filter but moneys been tight
>>216577016Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Dominos actually takes forever where a good pizzeria will get you your pizza within 5 minutes
>date girl with small boobies >whatever, not a huge deal>meet her mom>she has ginormous honkerswhat the fuck
When you have a pound of ground beef in the fridge, you can do anything. You're basically the most powerful man on Earth.
>>216577052try to have sex with her mom
>>216577027I hate you
>>216576984Fat people don't deserve respect
I'm from Chicago. We don't put ketchup on hotdogs, ok?
>>date girl
>>216577058Used to just chop up some onions and peppers, grate some cheese, and throw them all on to stove in college Loved eating a chopped cheese with no bread
>>216577052It's the same with my wife. Her grandmother had big ones too. Funny how that works
>>216577060I broke up with her awhile ago but I always regret not trying like the week before the breakup
>>216577052I bet she has a huge complex about it.
I dated a girl who had huge titties while her mom had small boobsSaw a photo of her grandma on her dad’s side and she had huge knockers
FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS
>>216577093I am Polish, I don’t do it eitherMy family is from Chicago though but I’m just not a fan of ketchup
>>216577084The things we do are in no way respectful.
>>216577058you are not joking. and the range of effort is equally omnipotent. you can cook a fine meal, or just sizzle it and dump it into a casserole and eat for a week.
>>216577162This is the most normie general on /int/
I've never had a girl show interest in me my entire life
>>216577196hi
You’re not a real man if you’ve never eaten browned unseasoned ground beef
>>216577052She has her dad's boobs
>>216577215Shit... I guess my clitty's just always had salt and pepper available.
I got a shit generic tattoo when I was drunk at 19 and women compliment it to this very day for no reason
>>216577211You're not a girl and it's impossible for you to be interested in me because you have no idea what I look like
white women are the most beautiful thing ever created
>>216577271ya i am :/i wanna get to know u
>>216577257I chugged half a bottle of whiskey on a bet and was barely able to get the ground beef openI think I’d probably pass out if I tried to reach for the salt and pepper
I like ground beef much more than chicken because it's easier to cook.
>>216577169
My mother didn’t really know how to cook chicken so I’ve grown to like overcooked dry chicken
>>216577282as long as you're talking about spaniards and italians yeah
>>216577333I'm talking about blonde and blue eyed women
>>216577330Same
>>216577333>white
Mom's donating my clothes to Goodwill
>>216577330same but i dont like it i eat it though
First cousin is 20 and she’s on her second kid. Has no job and is supported by her grandmother
I grew up on fast food and I am surprisingly thin
>>216577372it's your fault for being a fat fuck
I had sex with a blonde blue eyed white girl with big tits and pink nipples who had turned 18 just a few months before and wanted to lose her virginity before college because she went to a Catholic girl’s school
>>216577392does she wear cookie monster pyjamas?
>>216577375I overcook my chicken on purpose sometimes I haven’t lived with my parents for like 10 years now
>>216577392She cute at least?
>>216577266they think you're cool. i very nearly got one, but i am so thankful i didn't. i was going to get the quake logo on my shoulder. this was back when i was sort of trying to body-build, so i had a good shoulder and wore tanktops a lot. now, almost thirty years later, that shoulder is hairy as my head and covered in moles. and i never wear shoulder-exposing shirts anymore. can you imagine if i had to see that on me every day? second thoughts are God's blessing.
>>216577401???
>>216577401If he's a naked fat fuck, he can come stay with me ;3
>>216577402no you didn't
>>216577427Probably >>216577441No she’s fat
Gonna meet up with dad and eat burgers tomorrow
i'm gonna make pasta are you served
>>216577402>catholic girl's school>virginHAH! You got funny jokes, man.
>>216577291What are your hobbies
>>216577473Are her kids mixed-race?
>>216577490That’s what she told me
>>216577473Perfect. I'll pump kid no.3 into her when she's done baking this one.
I think being a very ugly woman is actually worse than being a very ugly man because in addition to being ugly you also have to deal with all the physical limitations of being a woman
>>216577502No
>>216577490https://youtu.be/8qRGKB7RsSw?si=mEogpHL7DTVbSFG-
>>216577524chuds think femcels don't exist but they very much do, there's girls who most guys won't ever go for and they're not that rare at all, but of course the "stinky femcel" grift you see on twitter ain't really actual femcels
>>216577516FunnyFuckinJokesMan
>>216577531Good. The white race must go on.
>>216577577A hole is a hole is a hole
>>216577579I mean not like I care to be quite honest but she had secco like a virgine
Sam epicly trolled TED talks
>>216577049Dominos is popular because it's consistent, even if it isn't the best. They take longer because they have more pizzas to make. Local places are hit and miss, if you have a really good one keep going there and support them. I've lived in some pizza dead zones before and it really sucks when there's only one little private place and their pizza is dogshit.
>>216577642These jokes that you tell They are like little haikus For the white people
The only thing I've eaten today has been a peanut butter sandwich and a glass of milk
>>216577714I don’t understand why you think she would lie about being a virgin when it’s looked down upon in hookup culture
>>216577746I had a margarita pizza
I overcooked my chicken because I'm schizo about salmonella
>>216577696That’s why I said good pizzeria desu Most local places are ass and worse than Dominos, they also use significantly worse ingredients than Dominos
>>216577762I might go out and get something for dinner later but more likely than not I'll just chud out in my apartment
>>216577757why do they make everything about race :(>>216575329i don't think arrows were always stone back then
>>216577757Bro do you wake up everyday mad as fuck and spend the rest of the day like that?Just curious.
>>216577751Oh, you funny guyTell us all more funny jokesAbout your sex life
>>216577757I'd like to see the comments kek
>>216577757I want a race war in Canada during my lifetime.
>>216577824whole country doeswouldn't change it for the world
Really want to fuck an 18 y/o Catholic schoolgirl desu
>>216577402Greentext it
Frozen pizza is on par with the majority of local pizza places, if not better.
In Sweden highschool lasts until age 21.
we are superior to canadians though
>>216577873I admit I was lying
letting the fan do its work on my balls, they was hot af
>>216577899Does this mean you've finally developed an immunity to trains?
>>216577899https://youtu.be/_4vtVF5HEQQ
your bait won't work on me
>>216577853>>216577858>>216577873>>216577882>>216577884>>216577899Six Canadians in a row bring good fortune.
Jarvis pull up the poo throwing festival
fapping to bbc
>>216577942wh*tes do that too, you racist fuck.
>>216577796They were practically never stone. Maybe some far flung tribes in africa or the far east would still nap stone, and there was of course the americas which hadn't extensively developed metal tools even by the time the spanish came
>>216577935Very auspicious!WE'RE BACK (to being Chinese) BABY!
>>216577942
>>216577956Are you referring to Germans
>>216577978does it matter?
>>216577884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12icuCZU6bk
Mudahar is gonna get destroyed again
Canadians owe me sex
>>216577882how does he do it bros?
>>216577990Yes. This is not normal behaviour. Tomatoes and oranges are one (two) thing(s) - they haven't been digested yet.
>>216577915they've... evolved! They're potty trained now guys!
>>216577999this but with canadian twinks :3
>>216577990They are the only whites I know of who have an Indian-like fascination with feces
>>216578008Kill yourself
>>216577999only if they have a big ass
Did anyone laugh at my women owe me gex post
>>216577999only if you're fat and a generous lover
>>216578023you're sooo hateful :(
>>216578003so fucking based. Just dash a little black pepper (optional) and you have yourself a 10/10 pizza. No need to over complicate it. I find that most places that try to be overly italian tend to undersell on the pizza.>>216578024i look like this
>>216578006HAH! No they're not.
I guess I'm being sensitive, and probably naive, but I'll get it off my chest in case any of you can help.I broke up with my gf recently even though we had a lot of chemistry. The long and short of it is I had a bad gut feeling that our relationship would never work long term. Reasons are she wasn't emotionally stable due to traumatic upbringing, was very judgey, prone to depression, self-diagnosed ADD, couldn't hold a job due to shit attitude, and generally was hard to motivate to do anything (I'm a very active person and a simple bike ride sometimes felt like it required a 10-step plan). Also she was broke and in debt.We did in fact discuss all of this over the course of our relationship but my feelings remained. She told me if it isn't supposed to be then it's ok, but don't lead her on. One day she said I need you to be more serious, and due to my gut I couldn't commit, so I ended things even though I enjoyed what we had.I wanted to do what I can to maintain a friendship; our time together was good. She's just being cold, dividing our social groups by isolating me. Thankfully she is known for being a bit mean and people have sat down to hear my end of things so it not like it all matters.Her being mean is feeling like my actual heart break. I'm content with the relationship ending, at least logically. But I didn't expect such bitterness from someone who loved me as much as she did (and vice versa). How am I supposed to deal with this. It's like everything that was beautiful about us is getting torched rather than remembered fondly.I suppose it's naive of me to expect her to be HAPPY after I broke up with her, but if she actually enjoyed our relationship why would she be so caustic about it all? I tried to tell her how I would have continued things if it were possible to do so without it just being worse later, basically exactly what she requested.
Poor sod
>>216578063Sometimes you dodge the bullet completely.Other times it grazes you.
>>216577956They don't. Indians have a fascination with feces, you aren't going to pull up an instance of a bunch of farmers holding dried up cow chips going "hahaha look how gross" and compare it to the wealth of vids of indians getting down right explicit with poop on a regular bases
>>216578063Anon, people tend to try to hide their feelings after a breakup. Maybe she's showing her true colors, maybe it's all a guise, the focus from now on should be on you brother. She wasn't the one and hey, even if she wanted to be an asshole just ignore her assholery for now. Good luck leaf
>>216578126this meme is outdated
>>216578063OooAAAHHGG I gotta FIIILTER this international posting is going to MAKE me EXPLODE AHHHH
>>216578063So true bestie
>>216578058I like to get one of the cheese pizzas and put my own toppings on it, the cheese blend they use is really good and with some pepperonis on top it tastes better than a pepperoni pizza from any of the big chains
No way
>>216578148yeah that sounds good too. Sometimes I might experiment by sauteing a couple mushrooms and I'll sprinkle them a bunch on top. As someone who's an oven pizza connoisseur (because I'm poor), Red Baron is by far some of the best I've had.
Dogberg is going to turn 4
>>216578008are u black?
i like /cum/ especially when goshcel is here
Teen drinking is very bad
>>216578241I got a fake id doe
>>216578224You like your fellow pedokin
>>216578241smoking is worse tho, drinking ain't that bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeADaAg0f_w
>>216578241what about teen stabbing?
>>216577392based
>>216577392she must be pretty hot, u gonna smash?
>>216578270Crazy how that guy did literally nothing wrong and everyone else did everything wrong up to and including perjury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uycY_R0D2II
I haven't interacted with women ever so when people in this general talk about their stories with women I can't even visualize it
>>216577884 some college classes are 100% just high school classes anyways
im back. fatherberg is already complaining
>>216578297he stabbed a nonwhite kid, American courts worship negroids so it was an automatic conviction for him.
>>216578305I sat next to a cute girl yesterday and we talked and then we left
i want to be a paladin in a party and i travel and do fun things with my buddies while we stop conniving evildoers and dastardly naysayers
My butt is itching
>>216578339All Paladins Are Bastards
>>216578340i have a stick here if you want
>>216577920isnt this the guy that sodomized a 15 year old
>>216578352Thank you for blessing my ears.
How's your No Nostalgia Critic November going?
I miss him :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_YmixqepdI
>>216578412No
>>216577873>in college>on tinder>match with a girl who had giant titties>talk with her a bit>she asks to hang out>hang out with her at her house>she tells me her parents are in vacation so it’s fine but we can’t go in parts of the backyard because they have cameras and she doesn’t want them to know anyone was over>have to avoid the windows going up to her room>start making out>in the middle of it she says she doesn’t want to go to college a virgin>have sex>says her friends said she shouldn’t talk to the guy she loses her virginity after and I said sure and we block each other never to speak againThat’s it
i just want a midget buddy
This dumb hoe doesn't initiate conversations unless I do it for her. If we're gonna be friends we have to be equals!!! I'm not courting you, bitch. Ain't no way I'm taking 80% of the burden for no poonpoon. Fix your shit!!!
is 21 bmi fat
>>216578533None of this happened
>>216578556Also had sex with a girl in the back of my car at a park then she bought chick fil a and I threw up in the parking lot lol
Moqueca gets a 9/10 for me even without dende oil but dont forget the farafa
fuck off normalfags
>>216578535you really don't though, unless it's a hot midget fuckbuddyi could go for one of those ngl
>>216578598i could tell something was off but my gooner brain enhanced the image before i read your post
>>216578457thinking of him got me onto an internal question, "how to find happiness when you know you'll always be inevitably losing what and who you love in the world?" my kneejerk answer was cherish it while it's here. but what if you did cherish it? what if you cherished it so much, that when it's gone, it takes all of you with it? i really shouldn't ask myself things. because i either don't know, or wish i didn't.
>>216578613>first relationship after first kissbullshit
>>216578611fucking a hot midget should be on every guy's bucket list
>>216578632True for most people
>>216578632you never played spin the bottle?
>>216578631not a bad question to ask, but I can tell you that not cherishing those things and losing them eats a part of your soul that you never get back. you think far more about the things you didn't love enough when you had them than those you loved and lost.
>>216578632I don't know how to tell you this anon, but...
My first kiss was in second grade
>>216578662no but i doubt that that game drags down the average this much
>>216578682is he out of prison yet?
>>216578682you peaked in second grade
Somehow I lost my virginity at 17 like a normal individual, but that was 16 years ago and since then I haven't had any contact whatsoever with a female (no relationship, no kissing, no hand-holding, nothing).
had momslop for dinner 20 minutes ago and i can already feel the diarrhea coming
Making nuggers
>>216578679i believe you're right.
I've come to realize my mom sucks at cooking
>>216578758thats a tender in the image doe
>>216578717majority of women from our generation were turned into garbage cumdumpsters who are now single mothers looking for a beta male provider or they're mentally ill BPD freaks with mid-level jobs who drink way too much wine every day of the week and have $50k in debtevery time I've met a girl around my age that seems like she might be a good prospect she drops some bombshell like how her ex is in prison for beating her or how she has 3 DUIs or got fired from her last job for punching someone they're all fucking damaged
>>216578717Lost my virginity two years before my first girlfriend Easier to just have a one night stand then it is to get a girlfriend
>>216578771>every time I've met a girl around my age that seems like she might be a good prospect she drops some bombshell like how her ex is in prison for beating her or how she has 3 DUIs or got fired from her last job for punching someonemaybe you're just in a shitty environment surrounded by shitty people. Are you poor/black?
>>216578771I suspect you're exaggerating, but either way I haven't even come close to ever landing a date so it makes no difference in my case, even if women are angels I'll never ever manage to land a relationship, or even benis in bagina for that matter.
I've been told the modern dating scene for young people these days is grim. Everybody just wants to have one night stands.
>>216578533Kinda hotWhen was this?
Posting with third worlders is crazy because they'll try to convince you that demons and ghosts and shit are real because their cousin saw one.
>>216578845Even better
>>216578613bronze age milestones are more incel friendly
>>216578798I'm white and make $140k a year, I own a house and 3 cars. I'm not trash at all, these girls just mask their fucked up past well enough to get a date or two and then they dump their trauma and bullshit and you immediately understand why they're 35 and single.I'm fairly convinced single guys in their 30s are either permavirgine losers who work at Walmart or guys who just focused on their career while Chad fucked every girl and left a ton of damaged goods. The decent girls all seem to have gotten married by 30. Single women in their 30s all seem totally fucked up and broken, what's worse is most of them come with some kid.
>30 still living at home>need a gf to afford getting a place>cant get a gf because i'm 30 and live at homeit's over
Big fan of this song https://youtu.be/FMcwD0-YGgA?si=8co10M8HJr4__1N3
>>2165788472019, about spring break time
time to master bait
>>216578891Get an e-gf or a waifu dude
i’m an island. i stand alone. i’m stone cold nigga. nothing gets to me anymore
Damn that's crazy
>>216578860me and a friend got chased out of a neighbor's basement by a sun face decoration when we were kids. that's the closest i have to a paranormal experience, because we both saw it. then again, we were dumb kids and maybe i imagined it, got scared, and my fear transferred to him. it still has a rational explanation.
>>216578891Many, many such cases.
if indians are so poor, how can they fly across the world into canada?
>>216579022They pool their family's money and come here, then don't even show up to school and commit immigration fraud
>>216579022They hide into biohazard waste containers
>>216578133No, they're still here.
Jeets take out fat loans on their parents' farms to try to live in Canada. If they go home they get beaten or killed.If you want to make a bunch of money, India has a shitload of farmland for sale at very low prices. You can be the bill gates of Indian farmland.
>>216579065Okay make the new with this pic
What are thoughts on new memes?
>>216579094i don't think sewage is good for plants though, don't they need water or something?
>>216579099>bussin no one says that anymore unc
>>216579099looks like some instagram slop, normies can't create good memes. looks like a bunch of FORCED meme bullshit.forcing a meme should be punishable by death.
>>216579156What memes has 4chan created in the past 5 years
>>216579162plapjak
surfing and skateboarding are the most hardcore hobbies
New >>216579202
>>216579162
>>216579162Plapjak and Doomer/Coomer/Boomer memes. Also, your critique is a false starting point. It's not about quantity, it's about quality.>WE GOT THE MOST NEW FRESH HOT BUSSIN MAY MAYS>FRESH OFF THE PRESSES AT FACEBOOK - ER I MEAN "META">THE ZUCCCCC MAN HIMSELF ENDORSES THIS ONE
>>216579200Not this again
why did the trans man always eat saladsbecause he was a her before
>>216578214My dog will turn 4 soon as well
>carnivore>carne vore>meat eatwoah
>>216580060>sarcophagus>sarco - phagus>sarx - phagein>flesh eaterhmm
>>216579094Not true. India has the most land (by proportion) owned by private landowners of any country. That's apparently a big reason for a lot of the problems there.
what's more desirable in india, cows or land?
