DRINK THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS OR ELSE edish
been doing a real big think...all big cities have rivers and shit flowing through thembecause before planes and trains and shit we had boatsso people congregate around riversyou can also drink the water and shit which makes them a convenient locationchecked a map and my hypothesis is right
>>216577683I am tragically drawn to White trash women like this.
pumpkin one
>>216577726wow fucking hell
los angeles kino
english dickheads are so desperate to be liked they are actually surprised we’d rather some immigrants than them in our country fucking lol
>>216577764fit as fuck
>>216577783Why are you pretending to be irish lol
Well rorke?
>>216577783you're all the same mate
>>216577726eagerly awaiting your thoughts on bridges
>>216577822In what way am I pretending>>216577839Very simple mind you have
>>216577833what a wonder of nature. how does it all fit in there?!?!?!
And canslad?Well he identifies as a west brit, doesn't he
>>216577683emma watson>>216577833rorke
BOY YOU WORRING ABOUT THE WRONG "LINE"
>>216577867you really dont want to know
>>216577866In that you're notAlso why have you decided to start capitalising
https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/cristiano-ronaldo-tells-piers-morgan-%E2%80%9Cdavid-beckham-is-beautiful-the-rest-of-him-is-normal%E2%80%A6but-i%E2%80%99m-perfecto%E2%80%9D.6017627/
john mccafee kicking his feet rn
>>216577904How are you so confident im not I made one post without capitalising very weird you even picked up on it.
Listening to Fleet Foxes
UK Before Immigration
UK After Immigration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn9VDbacUgQ
>>216578015ffs this one got me
>>216577929
right that's a woman flashing her arsehole and penis from behind
right well that's a bloke's penis then isn't it?
>>216577949>How are you so confident im notBecause you're not>I made one post without capitalising Why?
>>216578057it was a woman's penis actually
>>216578018Grim.
>woman's penis
nobody talks about ontario
>>216578015cockmongs me, ladsI've a vagina, you see. I shoved a can in my willard and now it's a vagina
>>216578018are those fruit and veg shops cheaper than tesco? why would these people not go to tesco or asda?
>cockmongs me
>>216578104i am always happy to talk about ontario
>>216578104I don't think he's a /brit/poster
The French flag is used to symbolize the French language. The American flag is used to symbolize the English language.
tucking in to a lidl victoria sponge cupcake and a wee glass of milk before bed
damn
>>216578166pathetic
>>216578193mealy mouthed reply
>>216578141please, go on
>>216578167leftypol pissing and shitting and farting
atb
borelordstop posting here
sir ted bruise gay arse whipper
>>216578232ecstasy
cuddling male cats and dogs is gay cause theyve got muscles and shit
you had an empire so now you need millions of immigrants as a punishment
>>216578280
isnt desperate from prince edward island (PEI) >.<
>>216578285Mongolia should take in immigrants because of Ghengis Khan.
>>216578209*sparks you clean the fuck out*yeah?
my local high street which is less than half a mile long has 5 chinky grocery shops and 3 paki grocery shopsthis is in addition to a waitrose and a sainsbury's
>>216578324you couldn't spark a match, take it easy
>>216578247only bint that is ACTUALLY worth spamming here>>216578285>ireland didn't have an empire but they're getting them anywaythat's those little micks sent flying then isn't it
>>216578333>>216578336ok
>>216578302so you're a gay, eh?
think everyone's gone to bedand so must igoodbyegoodbyegoodbye
>>216578308pretty sure he's from ontario
>>216578216well now i feel a little put on the spot our cities are boring, and up north the wilderness is very beautiful and rugged but the towns up there are extremely depressing
>>216578333different strokes for different folks
>>216578345BEST GIRL
>>216578426i like kingston
he keeps talking about ontariowhat's up with ontario?
Back in the day we had empires ruled by emperors and kingdoms ruled by kings. Now all we have is countries ruled by
>>216577764she got her fanny pierced for her partner
Considering a walk to the all night garage for cigs and wine. Got a can left so I might drink that first to take the edge off. Might have a bit of Bailey's after that as well. No rush. It is an *all night* garage after all.
>>216578443it's nice for a short visit, yeah
>>216578450Built like a fridge and the face of a boy It's all lights makeup and aura. She is good looking but nothing special
>>216578470where can i buy a fridge with tits and a minge
>>216578308is that a particular poster or does every leaf flag get called that
>>216578015>>216578035got nothing on are stella
>>216578470are you the same complete retard who said belle delphine without makeup is a munter
>>216578492
>>216578439itv have been doing HP reruns every sunday (last one this week) and i must admit i still enjoy seeing this crazy bitch
Get the hiking club joined. An adventure had. The friends made. A clue gained.
>>216578486Temu has them I think>>216578505Dunno who that is just stating facts innit
>>216578528i don't get it but okay
>>216578493fuck sake lad i have JUST wanked can you not
>>216578566ill club you
Wonder if cokelad still posts here.
Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.
Gary eats is starting to look a bit fat isn’t he
>>216578493Cock not even slightly twitching
>>216577683Why do people even drink fosters?
>>216578603no fucking way a man who eats as a job gains weight
Conversation I had with the exberg in my dream really fucking rattled meBeen thinking about it all dayDon't usually dream so this one like the demiurge saw me insulting him before bed and sent it my way. Cunt.
>>216578603gary fats
>>216578612so we can be australian like you !!
Gf is away at the moment and I have regressed into a smelly incel for the weekendMiss her loadsSo I guess having a gf really is the key to turning everything around? Proof by modus tolens, QED
>>216578602the white man's season
might have gotten a job
gary farts
>>216578591>>216578607shes been quite vocal in her recent content of her riding dildos, even her girly moans have a scouse accent
ktim in 15 mins i fucking love SLEEP
>>216578667weird looking tuppence!
I did a sketch of Reze. Not sure about the pose (hands behind back) she looks kind of armless :)
if gary eats became a sheep he'd be gary bleats
English girls love to tart up in ghastly ways
>>216578634dont understand this anime face and the pear meme
>>216578702chuckled
>>216578667Even in porn the Deano grey reigns supreme lmao
>>216578667wtf she has a penis
>>216578707>I'm so damaged!! Stay away teeheeYeah I will dw
>>216577683ugly knobheads
>>216578612fosters is underrated for taste and valueit's cheap and drinkable (when cold), and you can pretty much drink it all day without getting too smashed, like carlsberg
>>216578707See, her face looks slightly better here but she really needs to learn angles because all the pictures you've posted so far she has a triple chin and looks like she's smelled her own fart
Dual Lipoo
Canada is in A ..Consistutional crisis.. Okay ?.. Supreme Court's August 2025 decision Cowichan Tribes v. Canada ..It`s problematic ...
>>216578757Hi AJ!!!! HI!!!!! ^_^
>>216578723yeah she does
>As of last week, at least 20,080 students and 1,037 teachers had been killed in Gaza and the West Ban
>That post doesn't exist anymore.
>>216578757I'm not happy with this please delete..
>>216578764
Love the occasional fag. Most of the times it’s disgusting, but once in a while the moment is just right and when you light up that cigarette on a cold, miserable night it makes you feel alive. The draw, the fire in your lungs, the mediative exhale. What a RUSH.
>>216578783you cannot post the judicial appeals
>>216578813Couldn't agree more my lad. Goodnight
>>216578602get the Goodnight Moon watched
Grannyberg is heading to the nursing home...there goes the inheritance lol. I just hope they look after her and give her the care she deserves.
I need to make 50 VVhite children with a butterface culchie girl with fat tits and an accent so thick I can barely understand herIs this a serious possibility for blue eyed American men with money?
>>216578634I've never seen anyone who was born here order or drink a fosters. Most bottle shops don't even sell it because nobody buys it.>>216578756It's been a very long time, but from what I remember it's kind of weak and watery.
>>216578813i love them because they make me look cooler
nothing bad can happenit can only good happen :)
>>216577683wtf she's got a norman haircut
>>216578810went on my pc to check the archive and see what this was and it was my little pony shit FFS what a disappointment
>The most recently available data from the Israel Prison Service showed 350 Palestinian children were detained in Israeli prisons as of September 30,
>>216578900ok
i drinked ethanolit bad
>>216578835only time i saw my old man cryshe didn't recognize him
me? don't mind fags, as long as they're not posting too often in here
>>216578745bit rich coming from you aha
>>216578856
>>216578939i'll keep my posts to an appropriate minimum then x
>>216578783no crisis. from what i understand bc is just a bit weird because there was never any official treaty settlements. the cowichan will receive an unfathomable amount of billions of dollars but that decision doesn't really apply in other places such as my most favourite province of ontario
>>216578849It is weak tasting and is quite far down the list of what I'd choose. I've never tried VB but I bought a couple of bottles for a friend once after he told me about an amazing road trip he did around Australia and I saw VB for sale in the corner shop
>>216578943
>>216578959IT'S OVER
never seen Idiocracy (2006) might go watch Idiocracy (2006)
RIP IN PEACE KING
insaneeeeeee how hot it is seeing a girls arsehole when shagging her doggy
rorke's bird
oddcan hear very faint crackling sound when i breathe indoesn't seem quite right
>>216578992She's gotta be pale as chalk for me to tolerate itSpeaking of I still require a serious response to my serious inquiry >>216578842
>>216578990he's not getting the sendoff he deserved because of some simple observations he madethis is an unfair world
felt "unc and chopped" at the venue earlier, as they say
>>216579007death soon come
quick wanktoil to some sissy porn and then bed x
>>216578992now that i think about it i've never seen anyone’s arsehole irl not even my own
>>216579017Oh yeah remember that
>>216579019don't you think you're a bit old for school discos?
>>2165789521982 constitutionit problem
>>216578973I wonder what is Israel's plan to get people around the world to stop hating them after all this. Maybe they just don't care as long as the consequences are in some unseeable future. Glad I don't live there or anywhere near it. Wouldn't like to live somewhere a rogue nuclear bomb could go off and most people's reaction would be "yep that sounds about right."
>>216579035I've seen mine in a mirror and it's not very pleasant
On my phone
>>216578990VAX STATUS??
>>216579043ive become that weird old bloke standing by himself at the side of the gig who i used to make fun of when i was in my late teens
>>216578990RIP Sir
>>216579048how then
>>216579019I know what unc means but what is "chopped?" I like to keep abreast of the latest linguistic trends you see
>>216579057yh that’s enough to kill my curiosity
bellyberg's not been happy with me this week
>>216579092The slang use of chopped means “unattractive” or “undesirable.”
https://youtu.be/h1J_DVutL-w?si=HhBMHCbCErJR8yEv
leftypols 'bird'
>>216579091The 1982 Constitution fundamentally destabilised where power and legitimacy lie in Canada by replacing parliamentary and popular sovereignty with judicial and bureaucratic authority. Instead of uniting the country under a single, people-based nation, Pierre Trudeau’s Charter of Rights and Freedoms empowered the courts and federally funded interest groups to define rights and policies independently of elected governments.This judicial supremacy fragmented sovereignty among the courts, activist communities, Indigenous groups, certain provinces, and international institutions, leaving the federal parliament only one of several competing centres of power. As a result, Canada today lacks a single, coherent source of legitimate authority or shared national identity, and the question of who truly holds sovereignty, people, provinces, or courts, remains unresolved.
>>216579050no one cares about Palestinians not even other arabs careegypt, jordan, uae. saudi, qatar, none of them care. only thing arabs care about is money and zooom zoom fast sports car.there is no solidarity with arabs.Palestinians offer nothing to the world other than entertainment (watching them dance for rice before getting shot)
>>216579128hes going to get those headphones dirty if hes not careful
>>216577355
>>216579136>periodhes talking blood coming out of his knob end
>>216579144always found the canadian, australian and kiwi pandering to natives a bit revolting
>>216579144who's the ginger lass, she used to be posted more lost month
>>216579144Was Pierre Trudeau the proto-Blair?
>>216579148choon seal doesn't care m8 he's all about the music
>>216579108I know the feeling, I've got quite a delicate belly myself. The right food really sorts it out usually; oats and yoghurt and a banana and walnuts for breakfast, plus one of those probiotic yoghurt drinks. Sauerkraut and/or kimchi with dinner, washed down with kombucha. I even have these probiotic pills you can get. It's all quite expensive but you can't put a price on health and comfort, and the only reason I need all this is because I've drank like fifty quids worth of booze in a couple of days so a few quid on health food seems fine.
>>216579184well good for him
>>216579184>choon seal :D
o i am laffin
>>216579017stole the work of a BRITISH scientist though didn't he?
>>216579144okay thank you grok but how exactly has the cowichan decision triggered a constitutional crisis? the core of it is bc is obligated to negotiate a settlement. there is no federal governmental crisis
four pound pints at the greyhound lads
diepio introduced a new tank but more importantly they've modified the maze mode to the dissatisfaction of most players, i assume this will be altered in the next update.the new tank is easy to kill with overlord you just dodge a little and you'll bypass most of the damage
>>216579257what are your thoughts on this?>>216579225
>>216578990Wonder what >>>/sci/ looks like right now.
>>216579257perplexing post
>>216579146The entire west has been watching in abject horror. Do Israelis not know that? Most westerners don't like Islam in general, but still consider Muslims to be people entitled to human rights. Israelis and even Muslims in neighbouring countries might consider Palestinians subhuman, but that's not how the typical western mind thinks. Especially regarding women and children.
>>216579257Was this intended for a war thunder thread on a different board? Done this myself. Bit embarrassing innit lol
>>216579280perhaps take more than 51 seconds to ponder it next time you fucking retard
Been reading some British Irish
that’s a fanny and arsehole
>>216579243it's the fruits of the ongoing crisis since 1982
>>216579219Why though?
>>216579282I've quietly stopped being vocal about Palestine when I came to terms with the fact I would cheer if the same thing happened to India
>>216579317raging about your wee toys
>>216579282thats all theyre doing. watching, because they dont really care and your "human rights" larp is extremely naive.
won 175 quid on the premium bonds this monthwahey
did you lads know a bumhole print is as unique as a fingerprint and so can be used to identify a person as long as you have a record of their bumhole and instead of fingers the detectives dust for bumholes
>>216579308Corner shop where I was living at the time had a massive selection of exotic beers for some reason. Great little shop actually, I might pop back in at some point and see how they're getting on. They were doing 8 500ml cans of Oranjeboom (5%) for a fiver back then. Fucking dangerous. I once had 32 of them in one day. Reckon that's my personal best for cans.
>>216579331just hate women dont i
>>216579370>instead of fingers the detectives dust for bumholesyeah maybe you do, detective faggot
>>216579370What the fuck are you on about?
Worst case Ontario
>Morrissey cancels entire tour due to ‘extreme exhaustion’ after scrapping US shows Hope are Moz is okay
>White teenager gets beheaded, raped by pakis>zzzzzz...>White teenager receives sizeable sum of money from their parents with no strings attached>AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
shit gamethought you were supposed to eat them
>>216579324oh i see. perhaps all that turkish tylenol flared up your autism
>>216578990stupid old paedophile couldn't even make it to 100 despite being so close
>>216578935For me it was when the Ireland rugby team BTFO England in Croke Park 2007
>>216578849was staying at finger wharf last year and there's a pub opposite with a massive fosters sign and even they don't serve fosters
Would you lick Emma Watson’s bumhole if it were pooey? Be honest lads.
>>216579351Watching because they feel powerless, not because they don't care. There's a fair bit of political discussion about whether a politician is pro-israel these days, and it's generally unpopular amongst the voters to be pro-israel. I guess that doesn't matter as long as AIPAC and so on basically owns the US government, but the only constant in this world is change. What happens when the system inevitably changes? I don't wish any harm on the people of Israel btw, I just worry that their military is making them a huge target.
yay they played my game
>>216579456I'll tell you but not the rest of the thread. Look away lads. Yes
>>216579472What did you answer? come on don't be stingy, tell us!
might see that new kill bill movie
>>216579402exactly what i said you illiterate obese mongoloid. the shape of a bumhole is as unique to an individual as their fingerprint. do you struggle to read? edumacation is not an american priority i know.
>>216579382You need to watch Adolescence.
>>216578505Dolphine without makeup does look like a bovine Welsh hoeCute lil bod tho
mad how 90% of the 'foreign' beers you see in the shops now are brewed in the UK by two or three different megacorporations and british consumers are perfectly fine with being lied to like that
csi miami would be much better if they dusted for bumholes ngl
>>216579410I didn't know he was touring. Fair play, he could have retired but he's still up for it at 66 years old.
sigh
morning niggers
Ed Sheeran - Galway Girl.mp3
>>216579525You will never know
are girls really as soft and cuddly as they look?
When people talk about Morrissey I can't help thinking of Men Behaving Badly star Neil Morrissey. Dead ringer for my stepdad and I quite liked Men Behaving Badly so I've got a soft spot for him. Seems like a good bloke.
i want to tell people about flags
>>216579575its bed tiem mate
>>216579622no
America is an anti civilisation
>>216579656okay fine
>>216579611What struck me most was how smooth their skin was, and how firm and sort of meaty they are. Their skin is very soft, yes. Especially their lips. Feeling their hot breath and them sucking on your lips when you kiss is insanely hot. I was also very surprised at how enthusiastic some women are once you're alone and going for it. I guess that reflects my pathetic levels of self esteem.
I come here to talk to you lot not /brit/
Is your mum a BBC or LBC gal?
>>216579616bet your stepdad behaved badly with your dead ring
>>216579553what can you do
>>216579456No but I'd wrap barbed wire around my neck and drag a ship anchor 10 miles with it if Bonnie Wright asked me to
little fag horse and his dog mate
ATTENTION ALL...fairytale things
moooooo
got a big hole in my pajamas can feel a draught on my arsehole
>>216579708
>>216579611YesIt's easy to play the aloof shrigma male during a dry spell but when I have a lady I just want to wrap my arms around her and cuddle her and kiss her all over and give her compliments and call her my little angel and not let her go home. Especially after cumming in her for hours. I'm such a faggot.
>>216579689that was a bit harsh, ask canada he's an ogI'm just a (bratty) newfag like you
>>216579730Imagine tying that horse to the dog with a long bungee cord and then throwing a ball as far as you can
oooooh
mad that this is how women react when they see someone prettier than them
bender below me
saw a sign at a gym saying 'no deadlifting after 10pm due to complaints'. then remembered a poster who said he throws weights across the room while yelling and grunting at 1am and laughed.
sold 25k USD in stocks today
>>216579848that sounds like a man
>>216579848Patriarchy was sexual socialism, but the plot twist is that women benefitted a hell of a lot more than men did. Being a becky must be infinitely harder than being an incel in some ways given their inferior neurology
>>216579840
>>216579816i think it would be fun for a bit but bad for /brit/ so i won't do itand secret club is nice
Can I renew a pass that expired in 2022
>>216579882Got plans for the money? You can't be planning to hold it all in cash indefinitely.
>>216579945going to buy some other stocks on monday
I watch The Thing on repeat
shut the fuck up you parasite
>>216579144What the fuck are you talking about you freak? How do you believe activist communities have sovereignty?Judges making decisions about complicated issues is a good thing. Most politicians are barely sentient.
>>216579920I think 2016 /brit/ had like 20 of them at it's peak, people loathe themonly canada and that faggot boring cornwall remain
>>216579931aye
>>216579957Very responsible and the best of luck with it. I know if I had 20k+ I'd piss it away travelling and boozing or something until I was left with a couple of grand and a fucked up liver haha
>>216579980bit mean
>>216579999Yeah?
>>216579962it's just a gimmickI don't give a SHIT about canada apart from The Lodge™
>>216579883'moid' is a derogatory femcel term for a manif the language is new to you, check out 'lolcow' forums like kf where women are known to heavily frequent>>216579890things are -just- unregulated enough for them for them to lose accountabilityif it were a true sexual 'free market', well let's not go there but let me just say I doubt they'd be happy with the results
>>216579961who you talking to here?
>>216579532That part I got. Why are you posting about a detective dusting for bumhole prints?
>>216580017his son
Insane how fit she isWhite boyfriend too so heathertimmy will melt down
>>216579998I have genuine affections towards them so I'm allowed to be critical
>>216580005scream
>>216579995> I'd piss it away travelling and boozing or something until I was left with a couple of grand and a fucked up liver hahawhy not piss away a bit but re-invest most of it so you can piss away some more at a later datethats i doim perpetually pissing, if you will
>>216580053are you gonna bum them maybe?
>>216580052alri beebeelabubu
>>216580052>White boyfriendADONBILIVIT
>>216580014men on r9k use that term all the time especially if they're angry incels pretending to be women
Mad how there is a path I could take in life, even at the decrepit, useless old position I've landed myself in through alcoholism and avoidance... Even now there must be a path to a life in which I live with a harem of women in a mansion with a swimming pool and such. How do I find the path to that result? That's the question.
>>216580066I never leave my house so noalso way older than me
>>216580065Legend
Things I’ve been called whilst having a beard:Action manClint EastwoodVikingTerroristHomeless
>>216580089they could come to your gaff and bum youbut I reckon they're definitely a bottom
mans just knocked on my door asking if ive got my bumming licence
>>216580071wouldn't make much sense in the context of the post, and they didn't deny being female when pressed (yeah it could be a larping tranny but it's unlikely)
These modern electric heaters don't half throw out some heat by the way. Practically getting the place as warm as the central heating would if it were going.
>>216580114this isn't the new as it directs to /mlp/why lie?
>>216580099clint eastwood has never been a beardy sort
>>216580138burn money them things
>>216483461>>216483461>>216483461
Going to pop down and check my electric meter and see if there's any post for me. Should be easy enough. It does mean leaving my flat but I don't think there's anyone down there...
>>2180149
>>216580158kill yourself you cunt
>>216580136yes i'm sure the poster raging about "bpd whores" on r9k is far more likely to be a woman
>>216579622Okay. Do it.
I want to cum inside irish womanI want to have babies with irish womanI want to smooch irish woman foreheadI want to cuddle irish womanI want to hold irish woman handI want to rub irish woman feet when she pregnantWhen we're old I want to caress irish woman and squeeze her hand as she takes her dying breaths
chewing on my thang
>>216580203saar
>>216489837>>216489837>>216489837
shatriner shartenter
>>216580245oooo babey when yuo talk leik dat, yuo make an woman go mad
>>216580215Full sapport
>>216546679 >>216546679 >>216546679
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762492178302740.webm
>>216580296the average yank
>>216580190yes, it drips with envy, and women are often the first to cut one another down
>>216577540>>216577540>>216577540>>216577540>>216577540new>>216577540>>216577540>>216577540>>216577540>>216577540
new
>>216580296kino
>>216580328it drips with repulsive male incel energy, just like your posts on here
Scarlett, aged 13, was last seen in Ourimbah, about 5.30pm on Tuesday (4 November 2025).
>>216580598Looks 50 it's hard to find a 50-year-old when you look for a little girl
