All of you are secretly Black, come here to receive your Black name
*puts on name-receiving hat*
>>216587806Octavian Laquanius Jefferson Jr.
Aight give name
>>216587841hmmm Tyrell
Everyone with a biblical name already has. Know thy history brotha
>>216588065true but your name is now Bryson
sir where is my name
Hello what is my name?
>>216587796Let's hear itI expect a terrible nickname too
>>216587796Yo watup nigga
>>216588273Andrese >>216588327Booker >>216588399Chaquille >>216588380Demetrius
>>216587796Will i be a Matthias Johnson Goodwill Abraham Fairchild, or will i be a Mwgumbo Owombe Ngatikas Obug?
>>216588653You're going to be Jayden and you're going to LIKE IT
>>216588693Sounds like the protag of pic related, so we cool
>>216588624That's ma name fo don't wear it out
>>216587796I am? Thank God, I can finally have sex with my girlfriend!
>>216588831Hmm,Marcel
>>216587796
>>216589495lets see what OP has to say about this
>>216589495So Pertalmiah Washington it is
my black name is Quandell Farrellthoughts?
>>216589005>>216589495Omari >>216589519Malcolm >>216589550Dashawn
>>216587796I know a black guy named Yamamoto though
>>216589495Sorry meant to say Foster
>>216589596Your name is Jaquann ok?
>>216587796What's my black name?I'd like a n-word pass too please
>>216589636Kione and you gotta pay for that one
>>216587796Most blacks in my country have normal Jewish names. Yeah, we have the "Cleiton" ones, but that's a minority.
>>216589668dont care, your name is now Leshaun
Lemme get onnadose
>>216589711on foenem your name is now Quandell
>>216587796gimme
>>216590018Javion
>>216587796My american name is Jefferson McBlack Jr. III Tyroneosaurus X
>>216590042It's actualy Shitavious da Turd
>>216590042No sven its Treyvon
>>216587796Gimme dat, nigga.
>>216590123Don't jack me Jamal
I'm double black
>>216590199Ok Jaylon
ayoo what's my name
>>216590297Keshawn
>>216588748God the dismemberment in that game is so fucking satisfying.
>>216587796shieeet this yankee mufugga tryna say my ass is black? am white as fuck
>>216591932Lavonte >>216592042Kyren
Give me your best shot I meanShieeet gibsmedat me mang
>>216592103what my name cuh
>>216592196I'd beat your black ass Laremy
>>216592262You remind me of a T.J and dont ask me what it means cause the parents giving out the name dont know it either
>>216589495Rollan
guess my name
>>216587796Name me>>216589668Also true here (well, Jewish + names from classical antiquity like Marcus and Darius)
