george harrison
he's such a hottie innit
>>216588146just got a pushion on it called "wash"
>pushion
>More young adults to leave UK because of low salaries and rising tax burdenwe are moving to poland, yes?
>>216588135foreigner made a thread again award
today's telly
remember that girl who sucked 20 willards in a bar in magaluf to win a holiday and it was just a cocktail called holiday bet she felt silly
>>216588135lung cancer is such bullshiti know god had to come up with a way to nerf smokers but killing us is just spiteful and unfair
>>216588169yh
>>216588212There's a moral to this story, I'm sure
>>216588136mate. the fat ogre hambeasts are asking for 700 an hour. hoeflation has hit astronomical levels over here. also my time is more valuable than to be wasted trying to court a woman and losing braincells listening to the utter fucking shite that spews from their face hole
>>216588212she would of done it anyway
>>216588213it's because he smoked too heavily while attempting a vegetarian diet :( doesn't work
the relationship between men and women has broken down, society has fallen(I have never had sex)
>>216588239don't you have a bunch of chinese, vietnamese and thai whores there? here we got loads of cheap romanians
>>216588240I too watched lord of war. fantastic movie. Nicholas Cage never misses
>>216588246have
>>216588275was thinking more like the jackal from far cry 2 actually but i've been meaning to watch lord of war
>>216588274I want the possibly last time I ever have sexualising relations with a woman to be with a hot white girl. I know it's extremely overpriced
>>216588287it's idiomatic
>>216588268
>>216588259i'm sure getting stabbed 17 times didn't help either
why wont they let that autistic lad stack the shelves for free
>>216588307but white women are rubbish
>>216588304I only played a few missions into Far Cry 2 so I won't understand the reference. Lord of war is definitely worth watching
>>216588315so this is rorke
>>216588171Don't believe you
lost weight since i started eating breakfast and putting milk in my coffeeray peat was right
>>216588312I thought it was even more than thatanyway it's awfulthank god olivia was there
>>216588231Would if I could get one beer delivered for the price of one beer (plus a quid or two delivery)Got to do a 30-40 quid shop to get it delivered though Been doing that way too often recentlyAlso I'd have to get out of this very comfy bedNah
>>216588329yes agreed, but they are vastly better looking than bugs, nigs and all the other riff raff
>>216588337well the jackal is introduced in literally the first mission so you should be QUITE familiar with him indeed
gonna go to the jobcenter with a semi on in tracksuit bottoms to show my bwc and ask the sexy fiiine shequila shawty if she wants to go out on a date and that im baby an d want to go get her so we can go around looking fine together
Going out with my sister later. And no, I have never shagged her up the arse
time to beat bayle for my nigga igon
gonna go to the jobcenter with a semi on in tracksuit bottoms to show my bwc and axe the sexy fiiine shequila bitch if shawty wants to go out on a date
>>216588315minimum wage laws, and why would you pay him the same minimum wage over someone who's quicker?
>>216588379and that im wot
>>216588388ever shagged her up the front arse?
>>216588411he does it for FREE
>>216588388reckon she's ever been blacked RAW?
>>216588312you can't know that
>>216588431reckon you should slit your wrists
>>216588388you've already sinned by thinking about it, god will judge you
fucking bursting for a jobby
mad how when my neighbours play music loud through their speakers it's always shit music whereas my music that i play quietly through my earphones is actual good music
Mumberg's come to visit.We often like to go to the cinema together, but the dozey old bint doesn't want to see Predator Badlands with me.
making a cuppaand no you cant have one sorry only boiling enough water for one you see
I love playing shit music at full blast LOL
what is brits usual order in subway?
>>216588481didn't want one anyway but if i did id have one and you couldn't stop me
business ideaplastic sex arses
>>216588493haven't been to subway in like 15 years
applying for an unpaid autism work placement but with the NSW police riot squad so I can beat up leftypol (work is it own reward)
wordle in twoperfect connections with purple firstbandle in twomini crossword in 2:21
>>216588493double meat bmt
>>216588493plain footlong with a single meatball in the middle
mental how putting your penis inside a vagina costs 1000
>>216588508theres no water left sorry mateyou'd be boiling air
>>216588542the ones with cocks on the other side are cheaper
>>216588493alright mate can I get a footlong hearty italian meatball marinara cheese and toasted no sauce with black olives and jalapenos cheers pal
any one on the cans already?
>>216588567yeah had a few
>>216588562lol no, good tranny escorts (actually passable) are insanely expensiveof course you can find a bloke in a skirt who will fuck you for £10
>>216588542mental how women will sell access to their pumpum for 1000
>>21658854250 Euro in Hamburg
>>216588532I do searchle.net, decipher.wtf, numble.wtf, framed.wtf and some others but I'm on my phone so I can't get all the linkstravle as welllove me quizzes
West side, best sideYou know how we drive‘Cause in London TownThe left side’s the right
The average woman is courted by millionaires, doctors and all sorts in their local area via dating apps. What hope do the humble minimum wageoids such as myself have?
>>216588559I'll just drink yours and I'll add about 5 more sugars to it just to fuck you off
>>216588532>mini crossword in 2:21this is bad mate. anything over a minute is terrible especially for a yank (many of the words are alien to us)
>>216588584GERMANS CAN'T SUFFER
>>216588493Usually just ask the brown fella serving if he’s washed his hands three or four times while asking for random ingredients to be added then just walk out at some point in the process.
anyone remember that webm where it's a bald english man in his 40s/50s stood there bollock naked in his garden smiling then he says "have fun in Hamburg, and stay away from those oranges!" then squats down, shits in his own hand and smears it all over his own face?
>>216588614We all just make do with your mum but i guess you're out of luck
searching for german porn because i love it when their women say "Scheiße" during sexo
I smell like piss and dead mice
got some horrible mouldy italian cheese in the fridge which needs wating
>>216588614You better be 6'4+ with the physique of a greek god or it's already over for youEither that or commit crimes, cool crimes like murder or armed robbery. Tax evasion won't do you squat
I shag ur mum patter is it yeahquality stuff
Let's say I live in England and want to go to the beach. I guess that it would have to be in the south so it's warmer. But can I do it during all year or only in August because if not the water is too cold?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCglK7kJhywsupposed to be seeing bassvictim next week but quite scaredthink i might be too unc for it
why is he using the word patterhe'd never say that in real life
catberg is 3 years old but he's very small and looks like a kitten, reckon i've hit the jackpot by having a 'berg that will maintain peak cuteness his whole life
>>216588700Even in the summer it's only on a select few days / weeks i.e during a heatwave. Occasionally there are summers without notable heatwaves.
>>216588623well i like sugar so
>>216588722corr
>>216588700Some people swim all of the way through spring/summer/autumn
>>216588650Reminds me of when I wanted the sarnie deal but didn't want the drink because all the options were sugary shiteso I says leave the drink and she goes you have to have the drink it's part of the deali said you can give me a drink but if you do it'll go straight in that binat this point i indicated the bin on my rightshe shrugged and gave me the sandwich and the drink and, as promised, i put that drink straight in that bin on my way out
what's the least cool crime?
>>216588703if you're over 30 don't go
>>216588722
>>216588722Would love to cave in that little rat’s skull with a claw hammer
>>216588614bet they're all tall and ripped and low inhib and confident and handsome and have big long fat cocks too corrrrrrr
>>216588654kek yeah, if i saw that today i'd think it's AI generated
>>216588722Need a gf like this
people may only use words I have previously heard of and use myself otherwise they are posers
>>216588700You're lucky if you can have a week of swimming weather in a year. Also raw sewage is dumped all along the coast so I wouldn't go in it nowadays.
>>216588722Feed him properly you're stunting his growth
>>216588739public exposurestatutory rapepossession of indecent images of childrenyou get the point
>>216588722my gf is like this, she is 19 but has looked 13/14 for the last 5 years
thinking of becoming a shagger, first step shagger creps, any recommendation?
>>216588685soz oscar wilde but we have to come up with something to say in between your amazing hilarious postswhen's the next one btw?
>>216588740why x
>>216588730Like people that used to very cold water?
... tea time again and it's tea wearing my excellent glasses and Jordan hoodie watching James Martins Saturday Morning on iTV1 on SkyGo on phone with earbud connection and DP tour Golf on my TV via puck in home ..
>>216588778total 90 astroturfs
>>216588787Yeah
>>216588377lol I haven't played it in a long time. all I remember is collecting those diamonds with the gps and that mission where you steal gold bullion
if u didnt have these in footy at school then u were POOR
>>216588759Fuck off mate That's pomgling
Tummy not feeling great and that poo I just did was very soft. Reckon there’s a torrent of luminous liquid shit firing out the ol ringpiece in my very near future
>>216588790Is he out of hospital?
It is genuinely absolutely strange and unacceptable how the UK fetishises the poppy and forces people to wear it regardless of circumstance
>>216588798had these in red with studs
>>216588787they swim on christmas day in cornwall
>>216588823He's in the nuthouse now
>>216588823yeah he's in some high-end care home / asylum for rich spackers now
>>216588825never wore one
>>216588823Yeah he's in a care home finally
>>216588790get him out of this pathetic vile country
>>216588825Not reallyNot at all actually
Refuse to wear anything that shares its name with a person.Poppy? Not wearing it.Johnny? Not for me.
>>216588838I see a lot of regular people there, it isn't that cold then?
>>216588869not too cold for english bvlls and bvllesses
timmy used to have a nice rented flat in high wycombe feasting on charlie bighams now he lives in a single tiny room in a slough nuthouse
Remembrance Sunday is turning into War Halloween
>>216588881spaki
60 year old white biddies gleefully running into the sea on Christmas day 20 yards away from an active sewer pipe
>>216588625the weekday ones I do in around a minute or less usually but the saturday edition is larger
>>216588751psc
>>216588886How so
>>216588838Me in the hi-viz vest keeping everyone safe
>>216588888>white yankified mong
Rorke getting his news from random grifters on YouTube and TikTok and he thinks there's going to be an uprising any day now LOL
>>216588921yeah sorry my mistake the black aunties from the ends love running into the sea on Christmas day, despite having no means to get to the coast and or being able to swim
gfberg is sad because she's finished the sweets she bought the other daybitch you ate them!
>>216588928leftypol getting his news from george soros and the wef
Sir Geralt of Rivia
>>216588700the beaches here are honestly crap. if its not actively raining its just overcast and windywhen i was a kid i would catch the train a couple of times a year with all my mates, but you can only do it spur of the moment when you already know it's sunny that day
>>216588798wore these to my year 6 disco
shag that
>>216588938fucking behead her with a claymore
>>216588936there's no need to specify "white", "white" people are the defaultthis isn't Brasil yet
>>216588938tell her, not us
>>216588938be nice to gfberg, she loves you
washed some trousers with a receipt in the back pocket and its gone all over the arse of thembloody nora!!!
>>216588595I will look into those cheers
>>216588938get her in the madhouse with Tim
leftypolonamadonehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762496470655810.mp4
they call me the human crayon
>>216588946And if the sun does come out, then the beach is absolutely crammedHad a lovely time at brid with a couple of lads getting pissed on the beach at 4am as the sun's coming up thoughSaw a seal shuffling up the beach and a dog going mental at it like it was an alien
what the hell is a frank green
actual, reputable news sources are too slow for today's modern digital world because they have to deal with the burden of proof and journalistic integritywhen a happening happens all anyone cares about is watching the videos from bystanders appear on twitter because the information is right there. I don't want to read an article on BBC news 12 hours later that has zero information whatsoever despite its 500 word count because their sources "haven't been able to confirm" anything other than 'something happened'.
>>216589001Because you've been down my japs eye?
more cushion for the pushion
>>216588978shitting hellfire
>>216589023Das Auto
>>216589028
wordle in 3 today
alri
>>216589023er
got my modest willy on today
>>216589063getting hard to tell if it's AI or not these days
>>216588959fair play mate you might have had to slot one in the top corner in between I'm Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die and the slow dance you never know
3 2 4 1
>hate working>hate being a neet
>>216589063hi mate I'll be down in a bit to let you in
>>216589063>>216589080do NOT let him in
got a bit hungry
>>216589016sippy cup thermos for women
>>216589106catbergs finally lost it
watching the lord mayors show cant see rorke there thought hed love this sort of thing
>>216588881that's not what nuthouses look like
toil in 3 hours
If I could only be arsed to get drugs off the dark web or whatever it's calledI'd get enough to do myself in and then all this would be over Easier to just do fuck all though innit
>>216588881looks womfy
>>216589106who am I to trust, the friendly feline with his helicopter cap on who just wants to be let inside, or the cat possessed by demonic black TikToks into performing mystical and dangerous tribal dances? the answer is already evident mate
>the dark weboh my days normies actually believe this
>>216589168What do you call it?
>>216589063this is so beautiful
>>216589185the ring
>>216589185the hypernet
>>216589206I'll ring your neck
can smell my arse from here
>>216589132was meant to go and see that today but couldnt be arsed
>>216589063imagine this but he has a full human sized knob and its flopping around
>>216589150its honestly not that hard
introverts are the real energy vampires but no one is ready for that conversation
>>216589139it is if you've got money behind you
theres a cat at the door with the helicopter hat on asking for you, anon
saw tor browser on my mates laptopmight have to dob him in
>>216589240least of all them, because it involves a conversation
>>216589229So people keep telling me but I can never figure out the currency and the cryptography or whatever the code stuff is called. Easier to just get booze and die slowly
>>216589249let him in!
tims in a hospice
>>216589249Is he from the Sainsbury?
>>216589253oh I don't have time for him today, send him away
*thread starts to emit a faint glow*
>>216589296No he isn't
never see people using the word "haggard"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-U3MQbCWU0quite like this newfangled zoomer music
>>216589246haha nothat's what a convalescent home looks like
>>216589313
>>216589330I haveUsed it myself too
>>216589330what about that fella from harry potter
Day 7 of back pain after walking home with groceries, hurts to wank, hurts to lift dumbells at home
>>216589354good
>>216589337Right mate you the expert on the nuances of private UK healthcare mental and physical are you?You're a guest in this thread, best remember it. Don't ever wind your neck out like this again you cunt.
>>216589342why does he keep on doign it
>>216589354Should get one of those drag along grocery things that chink students have
>>216589249
>wind your neck out
>>216589376I'm not a pensioner bro
Not me thinking 'PNGtuber' was a v-tuber based in Papua New Guinea and PNG has an explosive v-tuber scene LOL
>>216589366be quiet you fool
>>216589401Literally never seen a pensioner with one of thoseAnyway, yes you are a pensioner physically speaking if you're pathetic enough to get back pain after carrying shopping home
>>216589342DURHAM PARKINSON is it tunisia?Paxo: Tunisia???? No! Tunisia??? What a stupid answer. You must be stupid yourself. Tunisia... Tunisia? HA! *spits at the durham team* it was Algeria
Why not reject all American media and only consume British media?
>>216589366>>216589246He's done you to be fair
>>216589450>There isn't a minute that could be cut.oh im sure i could try
>>216589449kinowe'll never have anything like this ever again
>>216589449>Paxomore like paki nowadays
>>216589426You've nothing to fall back on because you don't live here and you know fuck all about the UK besides what is drip fed to you in this thread. You have no argument because you're attempting to speak with authority about matters you are wholly unqualified to talk about. All you can do is kick out and tell people to "be quiet". Your concession is accepted.
theres more Indians in India than all white people combined
oxbridge wankers love they trivia competitions
wish i was a codebreaker in ww2playing with uboats on little maps, being autistic, getting bummed hard by alan turing when i broke the enigma code
>>216589490actual reason for the account: he feels he's not ugly enough to be deserving of these fates and is now putting himself out there via TikTok for a shot at clout + birds sliding into his DMsit's all so tiresome
>>216589499love it when some plumber university batters an oxbridge college though
>>216589503that last part was just unnecessary, wasn’t it?
>>216589490>i have avoided society as much as humanly possible >why has society not embraced me?
>>216589548well the real life codebreakers deemed it necessary didn't they
>>216589480you're making a lot of incorrect assumptions because you're a fool
>>216589441I did my back in 5 years ago
Plans: finish this coffee, take shit, shower, brush teeth, head in the car and drive to the retail centre to walk around.
>>216589610gonna buy owt?
why isn't anyone talking about how you can make s'mores in the air fryer?
nth for the gyaldem
>>216589542shocked
>>216589610>the retail centreyoure still here?
how do you know if you're a good driver or whether you're a bad driver but everyone is proactively reacting to your bad driving at all times thus avoiding accidents?
>>216589608how'd you manage that
just tagged/sorted/backed up some music, like to listen the traditional way you see
>>216589624too busy stuffing my face with pies i cooked in said air fryer chicken and mushroom if you must know
>>216589622might have a look at some shoes but no plans to buy>>216589638Is that not clear from the post
>>216589628bet lauren has a lovely tuppence
>>216589642do you sit in the middle lane on the motorway doing 60mph when the left lane is clear ahead of you?
>>216589414EUV tuber I was watching was a PNG tuber for a day cause her Internet fucked it
>>216589624an air fryer is a small oven mateyou can make anything in it
>>216589530Yeah its a good feeling
nearly lunch time, reckon it's a burger with bacon and cheese for me
>"Medium Latte. Cup of."And then I keep it moving.
>>216589642told my mate id be too nervous and self conscious to drive and he said everyone is like that at first, and then a year later you're screaming at some wanker who's not seen the light change and you're the only bastard on the road who isn't a complete moron
>>216589644Squatted through poor form
pint. pint of
>>216589700bit silly wasn't it
just like the rest of society non whites and women are the problem on the roads
>>216589666None of that vegan slop
listening to matching mole x
>>216589667usually I'm in the left lane, the 'normal driving' lane.however if I'm passing an exit / onramp and I can see there's a big line of traffic to my left coming on and there's clean air to my right in the middle lane then I'll move to the middle lane so they can get on and I don't have to think about merging, then further along I'll move back left
Well well well
>>216589716NHSberg told me to push through the pain
>>216589748Welcome to Cornwall. Enjoy your stay!
>>216589748that's a nice onedorset?
>>216589694He's right that you lose the nerves and anxiety. You won't necessarily become a road rage mong though, that's down to personality.
>>216589727aye meaty
>>216589721Especially abos haha. Were you here for that? Wacky bruce was here earlier saying abos just lay down in the road for a sleep.
>>216589748they were sucking golf balls 300 million years ago
mental health anxiety chats with the mates
>>216589765devon
the snack
Blue light blocking glasses on in preparation for the afternoon nap
Can someone post that amouranth webm from yesterday?
>>216589864I can't do that, but what I can do is this*rolls over and goes to sleep*
post rate falls off a cliff as the deanos begin their footy watching
>>216589793what sidmouth or summat
https://youtu.be/5sMpHfX5bPYGoes hard
>>216589864the biggest virgin you know has an alarm set for when this airs
>>216589886>grey house>grey clothes>grey countrywhy?
>>216589951They're subhuman
>>216589951npc life
>>216589951colours are bent
>>216589748that hand is almost fossilized as well
building a really tall sandwich
dont like dreaming lads, it's usually very stressful
>>216589991the tower of babybelon
making berrgerr
>>216589748shag it
>>216589937Genuinely one of the worst things i've ever seen, please delete this post
Double Check for me
mums complaining about literally everyone she ever knew again, can't even recall her ever saying anything good about someone who isn't me or her what a bitter self centered woman
>>216589951it's easy innitmonochrome is boring but you can't really go wrong with it.
>>216589886which match were they watching
>>216590054ktimm
>>216589937ching chong ching chong
>>216590080two middle of the league shitters grind out a 0-0 draw
>>216589748prefer kabutops, personally
>>216588502>>216588502>>216588502
Going to give the Three Peaks challenge a go before I turn thirty. Have no hope of finding any sense of accomplishment in a career, and I'm too far gone to enrich my life through socialising. Maybe mountains will give me a reason to live.
>>216590164Um the Three Peaks challenge is actually super problematic :/
>>216590184Ok idc
>>216590221>>216590221>>216590221
Keller, Laserpapier
Phimosis lad here. On the edge of my penis head, there are little white spots that are quite sensitive to touch. What are they?I have a GP appointment in 2.5 weeks. I know I should have sorted this stuff out years ago but I want to know ASAP
