edish
Genuinely don't give a fucking shit about "rewilding" the countryWe haven't had a "wild" landscape for milenniaBarren landscapes are frankly far more dramatic and inspiring than a boring dense forest from coast to coast
burger
icing my gout with a bag of frozen dumpings from the chinese supermarket
ough
brits still the least funny general on /int/
>>216590302Simply untrue
sticking my finger up my hole
eating sushi for brekkie
>>216590302cum has better posts but brit has more interesting gifs/photos
lovely scrumhole
Im not clicking that shit nigga
Choose your fighter
CARE ME
Heathertranny melty melty
Interesting developments...
Why is BRIT in all caps? Is this a special /brit/?
Imma wear sunglasses in the snow type nigga
guten tag
>>216590472i wanna post the duck again
>>216590473Hello my wonderful German friend!
>>216590496Thank you for posting the ducky!
>>216590236Aussies shitposting in real life
>>216590529yes you're welcome
>My shitty project failed>They I made a YouTube video telling the tech world I am a pretty blonde white woman>Suddenly I became successful!!!>I can't believe it!!(-_- ) I hate Indians so much.
'deenz on some sourdough for lunch
>>216590236why does he have a negro nose/negro lips?
proper deano yeh straight mad geezer innit lad
>>216590473alri adolf
das ist gut, ja?
nth for the baddiedem
>>216590568Mogs me in coding i bet, i try but im just not very good at it
>>216590602please stop posting this scammer>ordered personalized content from soogsx on 1/15>crickets>check-in a week later>excuses>check in week after that>excuses>total time awaiting delivery (2 minute video): 15 days>cost: $250 (yea, not cheap)>never received the content>also she tried to up the price to $700 after I already paidwhat did happen in those 15 days?>sent a ton of PPV>at least one a day ranging in price from $20-$40Subbing to her page is awful value. The sub gets you hardly anything and you get bombarded with an absurd amount of PPV's.I contacted OF support and they were not helpful. Disputed with CC. Don't care to use OF anymore after this. Lesson learned: I am an idiot.pic related: proof I was subbed to her
hes got a bit of the chinese about him
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perineal_raphe#/media/File:Perineal_Raphe.jpg
Phimosis lad here. On the edge of my penis head, there are little white spots that are quite sensitive to touch. What are they?I have a GP appointment in 2.5 weeks. I know I should have sorted this stuff out years ago.
>>216590302Foreigners don't understand the humour
just left a wad of toilet paper in my bum to bake for a few minutes, and when I sniffed the brown residue it was remindful of stewed rhubarb
earl grey in my trans mug
>>216590602>soogs will never suck you off as a forfeit after utd lose while you post in /mug/why even live
>>216590623you got done
>>216590302/briy/ makes me laugh more than any other general on the site mate. when i come here i know i am home
>>216590623/mug/ged
>>216590632They're virgin spots, they go away after you've had sex
>>216590643you shouldn't be allowed to have a bum
glad ive given up booze and will never be hungover again
excellent name
don't understand how you can be so infatuated with some random slag on the internet that you'd pay hundreds for some nudey content from her
somerset mentioned
Accepted I am fundamentally unlovable. Now I must stifle my desire for companionship and affection. It is a shame I can't do drugs anymore, for that made it far easier to live without these fundamental needs.
>>216590623blow your head smoove off
>>216590690ktwm when I woke up this morning but I'm going to get on the beers any minute now
>>216590623why dont you try getting a gf mate then you can get "personalised content" for free
>>216590708>fundamentally unlovablektim
>>216590701I just start a thread on a leak forum and yet a richer, weaker-willed person than myself purchase the content and share it with me for free
>>216590730I don't know why everyone here has phimosis, I have it mildly in that it's a bit tight and hurts initially during sex.
Mean mugging my Nan
>>216590660For... the greater /mug/ inspite it all>richarlison
soogs content is shit anyway
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>216590763has she ever got her fanny and bumhole out
一再提及包皮過緊的小陰莖純粹是諷刺
>>216590785I had mine at ~11pm on 31/12/2004I was not yet a teen
Constantly nursing the urge to lash out violently, but what would be the point?
>>216590838little spaz are we
>>216590818alri dim sum ;)
>>216590838nurse your cock to a big o instead lad
>>216590785Not feeding your nonce fantasies
>>216590858Not really. Just a lot of repressed anger without any outlet. If I had tortured and murdered my father before he died I might've turned out better bizarrely.
me replying to the nz flag
>>216590885Did he ever shag you up the arse?
surely there must be one at least modestly attractive kind intelligent woman who would give me a shot on this whore nigger bitch of a planet. 4 billion and all we need is one
>>216590913Nah never sexual abuse. Just physical/emotional.
>>216590910me on the right
>>216590885do believe that revenge can fix a lot of problems
>>216590560Hes german tho
>>216590785old enough to know that what i was doing was absolute haram
>>216590930>modestly attractive >kind >intelligentonly about 10 of those on the planet
just got up and opened the window
Sir Nahneversexualabuse Justphysicalemotional
took me 4 hours to convince myself to go outside and i didnt even like it out there so ive come back
Sick to bastard death of you lot slandering meEvery time I log in all I see is lies about me"Rorke shitting out an egg""Rorke wanking on a hot griddle and frying it up for a snack""Rorke kicking an old lady down the stairs"Just give it a rest, you know I haven't done any of this so stop fucking lying or I will go to the police
>>216590947Yep. Instead he died surrounded by loved ones, being doted on, soaking in all the attention. I'd never seen him happier
>>216590910Me the crayfish
>>216591018You are mentally ill and need medication
>>216590796Yh
for me itsAva DevineShyla StylezAva LaurenDaphne RosenAlanah RaeSummer SinnLisa LippsDahlia DarkBrandy taylorGianna MichaelsHavana GingerIndianna JaymesSara JayHitomi TanakaCandy MansonSavana GoldHarley RainesPriya RaiAngela WhiteAlia JanineChristy MarksSofie DeeKylee NashAmy AnderssenPenelope Black DiamondSienna WestKiana DiorrLovetteJaylene RioSara StoneSierra SkyeKerry MarieLindsey Dawn MackenzieBrandy DeanMerilyn SakovaKerry LouiseKatie KoxKayla KupcakesDeja VooHolly HalstonLeanne CroweApril MckenzieAngelica SinnKarina HeartSamantha 38G
>>216590362>cum has better postser no
>>216590982*crawls through your window and goes straight for the dirty laundry basket*
>>216591021bollocks. gotta move on lad, and don't take it out on anyone else
off out for a fag
she's not confirmed the time later, it's over
Don't mind being mocked for my state of malaise, it is indeniably pathetic, but I also don't think the average person is capable of comprehending the suffering parental neglect and abuse causes. People like me should be euthanised
had a heart attack at 30 wtf
got the triskaidekaphobie on
>>216591083>no Ava DalushIdiot
>>216591091>don't take it out on anyone elseNever. I'm not like that, it is just a dark urge simmering away.
Yesterday was my (35th) birthday. I spent the whole day expecting a call or text from my dad, but one never came.Would you expect your parent to call on your birthday, or would you be the one to call them
>>216591073More bloody lies and slander is it?Get a job, do something with your life, you're here 24/7 to bully me. It's you who is mentally ill
>>216591140need you referring to PREVENT pronto
sliding into Todd's DMs and asking about Skyrim Remastered
... I've been tidied up wearing my excellent glasses and Jordan hoodie watching DP tour Golf on my TV via puck and pawn stars on SkyGo on my phone in home ...
>>216591153happy birthday mate x(they should call you)
>>216591165You don't existOne little pill and you'll disappear forever
Swaggering out the pub after pretending to get drunk
>>216591153grow up
>>216591166I've never hurt anyone except in self defence my entire life, and never would. But every day people get away with that and worse, around me and on occasion against me. It is hard not to feel anger about that
>>216591083some of these have done IR
>>216591190Take it then
>>216591179literally living my dream life
>>216591224Done me
>>216590623coomer.st you absolute niggercattle
>>216590708drink alcohol like everyone else retard
>>216591256Very bizarre form of midwifery that!
the absolute STATE of creps these days, can't find anything good
donnie osmond
>>216591256its not good for you posting this inane nonsense you know even if it is just a joke, its not good for your overall psyche
>>216590785like 13. think it was to May from pokemon
>>216591270I used to, but it makes me feel worse than sobriety. Only weed and cocaine made me feel good, whilst numbing the pain, but after ten years I started hearing voices so had to stop
>>216590623cumbrained freak, you can get this shit for free and her porn is fucking awful
>>216591283think i'll live x
What a life
Mental that I will never have a good nights sleep ever again because my father would constantly threaten to kill me in my sleep and now even the slightest noise makes me jolt awake
>>216591292peng peng pengshe would be working at Devon Corp right now seducing new trainers probs
>>216591342the human mind is an unpleasent and strange creature, even when you know the fear is completely irrational it can feel so real
>>216591293I love cocaine but I always end up gooning to the most vile degenerate porn and vomiting up black tar lol
Goran Batshit
>>216591342my father actually did kill me in my sleep but I got wished back to life by the dragon balls then bodied that freak
Think I'll come back when sad moaning hour is through
Mental that I was posting on /brit/ when some posters were literal children
Praying to Saint Osmund for relief of this bastarding toothache
>>216591329>>216591420nobody fucking cares you boring freak>>216591366>>216591342you too
>>216591293What did the voices say?
reckon i've wanked to everything at this point
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762595038610289.webm
>>216591453Cared enough to reply and get angry lmfao
Got him leaving having a little panic attack melty now
>>216591376Yeah iktf, the comedown is rough too. Never want to experience that again.>>216591463I heard my father screaming at me inside my hear
>>216591342You have ptsd, bro. Hop on some psych meds
remember when /brit/ was good?
>>216591483>angrynojust want you to know that your blog is as worthless as everybody else's x
>>216591115What were you doing?
what do you reckon the king smells like
>>216591366True that. The paths have been carved too deep, now even normal stimuli gets pushed down them triggering the same feeling as the actual events.
>>216591515Yeah?
>>216590951He acts like an aussia albeit
>>216591502Tried to get help from my GP and they told me to take SSRIs which I wont do, as my feelings are not irrational, they are perfectly reasonable and expected. After I refused they basically told me to get lost
>>216591554yhnow shoocome back when sad moaning hour is through lol
>>216591543Aventus Creed
>>216590246Notice how nobody replied after 57 minutes
>>216591587Did that one strike a nerve?
18th century, the golden age of piracy, some men did it for the treasure, others for the glory
Sir Mat Moseley
>>216591572Oswald would have never
>>216591572fair play
mad
Tried to convince my Albanian friend to put me in touch with his mobster family members so I could pay them to euthanise me, make it real easy for them like, but he wouldn't do it
>>216591601still here are we?
>>216591603me? gay sex with sailors
>>216591633
Milkman has put blood in my milk or somethingWill be complaining
>>216591635Yeah I noticed that the neurotic blogging stopped and the gay sex posts began
>>216591659should you be drinking milk?
>>216591662Yeah?
>>216591584Try mirtazapine if you're willing. I was diagnosed with complex ptsd also due to abuse and abandonment. I feel that it's helping but the hunger is tremendous and many people gain a lot of weight which makes them stop. If you try it definitely go zero carbs like pure carnivore and maybe leafy greens.
>milkmanWhat's that like a bloke with huge tits?
>>216591603But they were all after Gold Roger’s final treasure, the One Piece!
>>216591091>>216591166You sound like an enabler. He should take out his rage out on people like yourself
>>216591659bit brown you are
>>216591637hands off the cabin boys or you'll be keelhauled
>>216591687how is your wilkins holding up? and your wanking participation?
>>216591683YeahHow are you doing got any plans for this evening?
>>216591699who is "me" exactly
>>216591342Burn your dad's valuables and spit on his grave or something
>>216591734me and (You)
>>216591716Spaffing creamy loads all over my hair navel whenever I please.
>>216591748i'm not you
Uganda be kidding me
need some shagger garms
>>216591502firsties be like "AHHHH HOW CAN YOU EAT WITH YOUR HANDS????"
>>216591760yeah?
>>216591791You can see he clearly isn't eating
>>216591771Say less. This is the vibe all Winter.
you ok gorpheus?
>>216591791thirdies utterly unable comprehend the difference between finger and non-finger foods
>>216591859The jacket doesn't look like it'd do well in the rain
>>216591844>>216591868>AHHH NO STOP TOUCHING YOUR FOOD WITH YOUR HANDS I AM GOING INSANE
>>216591879Say less.
why didnt they give are Di a state funeral?
>>216590252That actually looks good. What bun is that
>>216591885What has upset you this fine morning my American friend?
>>216591868>we arbitrarily categorized food into finger and non-finger foods 300 years ago and now every culture has to follow the same rules or they are barbarians
:-]
>>216590639foreigners understand, its just not funny 80% of the timebrits elsewhere are funny though so its just /brit/ in particular thats humorless
>>216591924ciabatta :)
>>216591937go slurp soup from your hand bastard bitch
>>216591913>£l10,000 to look like a WW1 trench diggerWew lad
rorke pooing my black arse into oblivion
>foreigners understand, its just not funny 80% of the time>brits elsewhere are funny though so its just /brit/ in particular thats humorless
>>216591935still here? :D
>>216591980That's brilliant lmao
cab bagel
>>216592007>>216591662
>>216591859this is my winter fit
>>216591996>the first funny post in the gen isnt a britproving my point that brit /brit/ posters are too autistic
>>216591937>arbitrarilyit's not arbitrary though is iteating food covered in sauce that easily falls through your hand is better eaten with a utensilthirdies don't even disagree that it's more practical they just believe in some objectively untrue ayurvedic nonsense
Has the phrase ‘Indian fatigue’ gone into the public consciousness now? My dad said it today, I told him off and said my bit but, his racism aside, where could he have picked the phrase up?
>>216592025that’s why is it?
>>216592062your dad posts on 4chan
>>216591859what apps are those. hinge tinder and bumble i think i recognise but im not a shagger so help me out
>>216592062the chinese beamed it into his head via tiktok
>>216590221can you post it with sound somewhere on wsg?i want to hear the mew hihihi
>>216592068Yeah
>>216592060>eating food covered in sauce that easily falls through your hand is better eaten with a utensil
mad how someone called princess di literally DIED LOOOOOOOOL
has taylor swift finally fallen off
>>216592100:D
>>216592112We all die someday
>>216592112everybody dies mate
>>216592134ye you tomorrow when i come over there and knock your block off
>>216592128Got any plans for today mate?Heard it's unseasonably warm over there >>216592147Uncalled for
>>216592109this is worse eaten with utensils because it is a small piece of meat that contains a bone it also doesn't fall through your hand
mad how taylor swift is actually slow as fuck as in dumb as hell as in thick as mince
>>216592123she got famous by making a song about wanting to fuck an american football player and is ending her career by marrying a professional american football playerbit poetic innit
>>216591572dunno how people can be this audaciousone text with no reply and i'd never contact them again
>>216591859what's the name of that trouser style? slacks?
Me bird just sent me this like
>>216592047This is mine
ciabatta bing batta boom
>>216592123her recent album broke multiple records
>>216592187she's fit mate congrats
>>216592170>white people aren't smart enough to figure out how to hold rice in their fingers
>>216592187she just sent me one too but without the shirt
>>216591859give me your bottle of tobacco vanille
>>216592203Yeah but you know, is she just not cool
>>216592216Doubt it mate
>>216592212you're Indian
>>216592225depends on the melanin content of who you ask
the lads
>>216592187by fax?
uh oh panic attack
>>216592254Me in the middle
is everyone enjoying the cities skylines 2 free weekend?
>>216592254why is william there
>>216592212do you think indians eat with their hands because they think it's smart or practical or is it because they believe in schizophrenic religious nonsense about connecting your five senses to the eating experience to aid digestion
here it is, the rightful seal of the united states of america
owie
>>216592299yeah :) not playing it just enjoying my weekend x
mbeubo violent
>>216592300he came to play volleyball in the beach
>>216592318he's a thug
>>216592300scouting locations for a new island after his good shlomie jeff died
>>216592340clocked that timmy wit dat luh elbow action x
>>216592084This is my suspicion, though I hope it’s untrue
>>216592305>schizophrenic religious nonsense about connecting your five senses to the eating experience to aid digestionone told me some shit about "if you eat with your hand it's better for digestion" and the spices in the curry "heal your fingers"Eating rice and curry with your hands is not practical, it stains your hands and finger nails yellow and it's just nasty and less efficient than using a spoon
Sosage
the lovely ca-ACK
>>216590664/briy/ is way better than /brit/
>>216592390It's just nicer with the hands
shut the fuck up you parasite
we should start a /brit/ Minecraft server it would be jokes
>indians when they come home after a long day at work
>>216592498yeah, you do it
the dubai meat
>>216592477>Rare flag>dubs>Anti-JeetI kneel
>>216592430you should make one where her clothes come off and she gets nudie
>>216592498go on then
>>216592514I don't have Minecraft
shithole SHAMBLES country
>>216592477I know this is AI, but the fact it is completely believable has me cackling like a madman.
>>216592498Someone do it, would play the shit out of that. Haven't played Minecraft properly in nearly six years.
>>216592562
tv idea: britains next top shagger, take evil little incels and sex them up into shaggers
>>216592605lemme see what I can do
>>216592562Reckon this has been happening for decades, but that Ethiopian nonce getting released has turned the public eye towards the issue.
>>216592627My PC can't handle it
just caulked the new architraves lads
Eating spaghetti with my fingers
>>216592657You can get a decent desktop PC for £400 now, are you that broke lad?
>>216592680yes
Never played Minecraft Don't really see the appeal
if you don't have minecraft you can use pollymc (two L's) and play for free :)
>>216592680lmao you can't even get a decent graphics card for 400 haha
eating spaghetti with a fork but refusing to twirl it aroundit's all arbitrary you see
>>216592721samewas in school when it came out, never got the appeal
>>216592721mental that cause you ain't invited
>>216592763dunelm
>>216592760Thought it was for babies >>216592763Don't know how this relates to Minecraft desu
>>216592721that makes you interesting
>>216592519>jeff>'rare' flaghello newberg
>>216592729I'm still using a 2gb 1050, but my pc can't handle external power tbf
>>216592791Not what I was implying
When I was a kid, I was poor. My rich aunt died. In her will, I owed her 20 dollars
>>216592831*orchestra music plays*
>>216592831One time I hit my neighbours car and scratched it, he died a week later and I was like "Phew"
Anyone remember that Halo 3 Infected custom game "Left 4 Dead" where you'd hunker down in a spot of your choice, then melee barrels between teleporter bases and hide from the infected? That map was probably the most fun I ever had in a video game
where's that stupid yank with his early new
>>216592852he "died" did he
>>216592859Played that split screen with my friends Never had an Xbox 360'
>>216592868I heard he fell down the stairs because he's stupid lol
>>216592917>>216592917>>216592917
>>216591226>>216591226
>>216590246>>216591600Yeah because it's a shit and gay opinion. Forests are ace, imagine living in dark ages Britain when half the country was still a massive fuck off forest full of deers and wolfs and foxes and shit.I really enjoy how foxes aren't fussy and they still do alright in cities though, like just having animals that live alongside us and don't give a shit is cool
