the lads edish
off to bed
just poured myself an ice cold glass of antidepressant lager
Put my tank together and painted itThink for the next one I'll get primer and spraypaint and do a proper job of it
>>216596023hope you watched the tank documentaries with it x
>>216595961night mate x
>>216596023looks good lad
>>216596000shagger
Plant based dins
>>216596005so jealous of douglas luiz
>>216596000Wish that were me
Curled up in bed losing myself in my fantasy world where despite immense suffering and chaos, life has purpose and beauty
legalise wank socks
>>216596023You conna paint a bunch of little army men and some IFVs and jeeps to go with it?
>>216596041i didnt but i might do that nowthis one was an m4 sherman that the army stuck a 76mm anti-tank gun on it, typically one per squad with regular shermansthe panzer squads were trained to take these out first as they'd get rekt from the shells coming out
>>216596066Looks fucking vile mate
>>216596066corrr i love that ethiopian breadwish we knew how to cook lentil dishes here, we're missing out>>216596139sybau go to a ethipian restaurant that stuff is peng
>>216596107this was just something to do off the computer, but its actually a lot of funmight get a recreation of normandy going, some rural lanes lined with hedgerows, maybe some hobart's funnies thrown in
>>216596081what fantasy world
>>216596066corr plaster cast scran
I saw a beautiful woman with a rubber lipped African today I don't understand why she would do that
>>216596066corrrrrr it's lush
>>216596163The one inside my head mate, my inner world. I go there every day.
>>216596151>wish we knew how to cook lentil dishes here, we're missing outyou're just telling on yourself herein the age of global food commerce and the internet you can get the ingredients for and learn to cook literally any dish from any culture on earth
Having a panic attack
>>216596302enjoy
Feel so depressed
Crying
curry for tea x
why did Natalie Chadwick and her new bf Bhekisani Matabiswana do it
reckon the lot of you have a cockney accent and use the rhyming slang daily
>>216596068they broke up
corr colombian lass just spread her arse
>>216596363the BBC demands white boy sacrifice
rorke bomba blodclot man
>>216596395how can u be watching it. u didnt seriously upload your face lol
he stink of shit today dee lads
>lass
F
going to open my wine soon
pissed the bed award
>>216596459>willysonglad this nonce is dead
>>216596436
shaking my shit for the quirked up cronem
Sunderland XI: Roefs; Hume, Mukiele, Ballard, Geertruida, Reinildo; Xhaka, Sadiki, Traore, Le Fee; Isidor. Arsenal XI: Raya; Timber, Saliba, Gabriel, Calafiori; Rice, Zubimendi, Eze; Saka, Merino, Trossard.
>>216596394yeah but still tapped thatjealous af
>>216596491well done lad on the drink were you
>>216596000I'm wanting to go and buy a load of cans from Lidl but I got pissed last night at the pub and the missus will go mental at me if I do it again tonight
>>216596530nope
>>216596483Linux niggas trying to use natively Windows software be like
sucking a cro-magnon bbc
i'm feeling startled, like something BIG is about to happen in the world
>>216596545ktim!
>>216596391Not all of us lad.
Just tipped the Scotland Yard about Sir Keir Starmer
>>216596483what wine you got lad? will shortly be opening a yellow sticker red wine I got in tesco earlier that sounded nice but got home and looked up reviews and it's not looking promising
>>216596548s
>>216596545not used windows on my lappy in about three years
>>216596544just sitting in bed sober as a judge pissing? youre mental
>>216596483it wine night
>>216596591who the fuck you talking to
>>216596552Nothing ever happens
only got 4 little chud incel freak beers for tonight because i had the rest of them last nightfuck my black bastard life
>>216596620sir bed pisser
I feel very very depressed
I'm too european for this
>>216596571it is this
hitler only had one bollock
Mad how a century ago we just decided to send tens of millions of our young men to go kill their Christian European brothers in the biggest wars in human history over nothingWe can vote for whoever we want but our country is already dead
>>216596675is that gfberg
Done that thing where I consume a piece of media that depicts a male-female relationship that I find myself desiring and it puts me in a bad mood as I'm a rotten wasteful slug deserving of nothing but a salt bath
>>216596692no that's my feminine legs
>>216596674the way he frames his photos is so fucking funny
>>216596712ummy x
honestly think im too intelligent for a gf
>>216596704why not give normal people a watch mate
>>216596674he's not looking good
>>216596738coz I can't be trusted
>>216596704This was me with cyberpunk edgerunners. And it was shit anyway
moving out and could honestly have a little cry about not living with mumberg any more
any cooties-having man in?
>>216596459F
i will never have sex
>>216596790gonna get in shag with her before you leave?
>>216596735it's better to get with any girl early in life so you can grow together and become alikeif you get too old you both get too set in your ways
cailee spaeny sex arse
i will never have a relationship again
got no mates
Actually mental how depressing it is to have an IQ above 100 in this countryThe normies seemingly just live blissful lives of watching TV and consuming slop and don't have a single worry in their mind do they
>>216596571should have got the errazuriz cabernet sauvignon
>>216596809
>>216596843105 iq are you?
>>216596829especially this versionhttps://cdn2.aznude.com/antibandit/caileespaeny/mareofeasttown/thumb3_cailee_spaeny_eef400.jpg
>>216596832ktim
I have no idea what my job is. I spend a couple hours a day putting numbers into a database and then generating charts for people. And that's it. No idea what the numbers are or what the charts are for. The rest of the day I just wander around the building or scroll social media.
i'm fascinated by the fact that in london you can immediately tell which street a person's from just by their accent alone
Never had a home in the belonging sense, never even came close.
>>216596829mental how she's 27, she looks like a teen
shagging my 84 year old granda up the arse
>>216596861130need a lobotomy pronto
>>216596890not sure this is accurate
>>216596890Maybe sixty or seventy years ago, now this is not possible
>>216596769he's just flustered that he orders stuff and it's not getting to him even after a week wearing his excellent glasses watching F1 on his TV via puck and Ramsay's kitchen nightmares USA on E4 on SkyGo in his homeit happens to us all sometimeshttps://xcancel.com/TimmyUk/status/1987146632614367451
>>216596785Making a second one aren't theyI thought it was alright, didn't really know what was going on half the time though
riding my 32 year old grandsons cock
our michaela
got the washing on the airer in front of the dehumidifier ain't i
>>216596843Get on the booze lad. IQ drops every session
don't get the hype behind nick fuentesseems like a massive twerpmore intelligent people have already said everything he has
much prefer olive oil to butter
>>216596972he's funny and charismatic that's all that matters
>>216596972he talks about white genocide
>>216596972name one that isn't old or dead
poo roar
>>216596790eh? how long you lived there
might turn the heating off
>>216596941>kitchen nightmaresi was watching that earlier
>>216596972Same but for all politics content creatorsjust don't get it
gotta be kinda demoralizing for an actress to look so young niggas only cast you in roles where you're way younger than you actually are
haha stupid prick
>>216596569Cheers Väinö
>>216597015International peegue is so shit lol, thank god for Union
>>216596890i just use the race me much easier
>thank god for Union
>>216596955was a major fitttie in her younger days
>>216597015we beat them in the final in 2003
>>216597038getting angry about politics is the only way for them to feel anything
>>216597093i think she's still very beautiful
>>216597110what the hell?
>>216596790Are you the lad from last week who posted about his mum wanting him to move out?It’s honestly for the better, it’ll be difficult at first but the independence is worth it
might read the letters of van gogh but its 500 pages and not sure if he is a gimmick artist
return to the gold standard
>>216596688they didn't fight for democracy you mong
>>216597110
Done another 30 minutes of phimosis stretching exercises ladsGot a partial erection (around 75%) and I was able to retract it over the glansFucking hell I might actually cure it after 29 years. I've got a GP visit booked for 27th Nov anyway, I'm gonna ask them if my foreskin is normal now
I hate delivery companies so fucking much BRING ME MY SHIT
>>216597162didn't say they did you spacker
>>216596301i'm talking about readily available restaurant food
>>216597165bet he shags like a beast
>>216597169ever got a stiffy while they look at your willy?
>>216597173calm down tim
>>216597173>BRING ME MY SHITmy toilet when im trying to go but im constipated
tonight's scran sorted
>>216597015>rugby league doesn't count
Feel depressed
>>>/lit/24864799
got turned away at the football because they dont take card payments
>>216597208not a fan of those quarter pounders
don't know how to talk to women
>>216597208brioche buns are too sweet for me personally but looks lush
>>216597283in this sunny afternoon?
Ideally alphas would breed and the rest of us would support their offspring
>>216597173Depends, I've noticed parcel couriers are always dickheads but supermarket delivery guys are usually pretty basedWonder why the difference
>>216597291i got them cus they were more meat less fat than the regular ones
>>216597292imagine if they had something you really really wanted
>>216597289i used to have to get cash out to see the hamletnot sure if they've got card machines now
>>216597311Want to die
>>216597208get in
>>216597283*gives you a hug*
>>216597292same way you talk to men
>>216597339please don't, there are people who love you very much, think of them
>>216597289your football club is money laundering and/or tax dodging, report them to His Majesty's Revenue and Customs
sir porn hub
>>216597326their throats will do fine
>>216597326hope you're trolling because that's the worst possible advice
>>216597364it was an away game but yeah they could well be
go to church tomorrow you might meet your wife-to-be there
>>216597398not into black women i'm afraid
>>216597208Shouldve grabbed a mixed salad and a white onion to slice and fry up in the rendered burger fat - otherwise nice
>>216597372you tell me
>>216597379So you went all the way to a rival team's ground without even having a ticket? Think that's on you m8
>>216597055>>216597212trvke
digital technology was given to us by demons
>>216597398only grannys there
>>216597405yes already had extras in the fridgealso got some of those tenderstem broccoli for sides
And the very latest from Ruby "Bones" Granger??
Todays runt slop>wholemeals rolls>salami>protein yoghurt>cherries>apples>raspberries
>>216597418these types of matches would never be sold out in a million years and you cant even pay online its cash at the gate or nowt
Victoria Turner
>>216597443Lovely stuff. Wish I could cook but I houseshare and I hate sharing a kitchen. If I didnt I'd make salmon soup and some homemade bread
>>216597177cut. it. off.
>>216597447playing with her box
>>216597452good
>>216597367hope you paid your porn licence
>>216597312If we're using government force to solve birth rates then I have some suggestions...
going to play some ghost recon breakpoint and have an incest ageplay (mum/son not nonce shit) wank
>>216597169cut. it. off.
The Right Honourable Fred West
>>216597545bruh
>>216597545:/
>>216597545bizarre
Sir Joseph Fritzl
>>216597486i remember at uni i'd have to wait till midnight so i could get the kitchen to myself but looking back i should have just learned to socialise and cook alongside other people
>>216597208>Cider. Pint of.>Pounder. Quarter of.>JD. Bottle of.>Brioche. Bun of.And then you kept it moving.Well played.
>>216597545
just realised no one loves me
It's very telling that Americans have bred their domestic cats to be so docile. If I did anything I see in TikTok videos with my British cat, I would end up in A&E.
>>216597610procure a pet and they will love you
>>216597610fuck up niggapops
Still laughing at this freak.
Gary Glitter, Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland
>28>Skinnyfat wageslave>No mates>No experiences>No fun/laughter>No credentials>No nothing>Just a man and his toilMy life is unfathomably shit
>>216597398last time i went the women were all black and married I tried a catholic one and the women were all polish and married
>>216597670are you
>>216597604Dylanesque
5pm already darkday pretty much over already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8
just got a charlie bighams advert on youtube
>>216597312with our current demographics it would just be giving money to nonwhites to shit out more kids
>>216597709scream
>>216597670What's the song?
Feel like people were more creative in the sixties before they banned drugs but I guess people were thinking too much with those
Thread's good tonight. Enjoying it.
>>216597709never see adverts on youtube mesubscribe to youtube premium you see
west 'am pulling of the great escape
rorke wearing a turtle beach headset recording while recording his mw2 montage with his dazzle
>>216597745I hope you have a pleasant evening.
>>216597739https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216542088/#q216542472
resting heartbeat is like 95 because i was on the booze last night
Fixed my horribly itchy dead skin covered bollocks by washing them with cold water and a flannel rather than hot water and soap
>>216597746>paying for youtube
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upPl9mZW_zwOk, I'll bite. Why does Leftypol love this shit so much?
>>216597778you can scrub them with my tongue if you like
ooh big stretch
>>216597813um x
>>216597743Baby boomers had the best life in the entire history of civilisation>war ended >economy booming>progressive movement>drugs, sex, music>experiment with whatever you want>careers on easy mode>settle down before 30>buy a house with your wife>have family>retire early>die before climate problems and financial crashes>rest blissfully for rest of eternity
>>216597452So who were't teams? Can't imagine paying cash at a big premiership side like MIGHTY LEEDS so it musta been someone shit like Huddersfield Town or Wakefield Under 16s
I was off the booze last night so I will be on the booze tonight waheey
>>216597739Violin Partita No. 3 in E Major, BWV 1006: VI. Bourrée
>>216597832Literally me. Had a sober evening yesterday and shall be binging tonight.
oppa rorke style
my prediction: next james bond will be in space, a la goldfinger
Will never know familial love. Will never know how it feels to hug a parent that loves you and you them. This world should be grateful I don't stalk the streets at night doing despicable things.
>>216597848sc
In America we have public land where you can camp indefinitely, shoot guns, hunt and fishThis doesn't exist in the UK
any man in here do skin care?frequently get blemishes in a triangular area that encompasses my nose and mouth, sometimes they get so red that I'm very conscious and embarrassed of them
>>216597832>>216597845same lads get in had a few lagers and got a bottle of wine breathing
>>216597834Damn Hilary Hahn looked like that?!
i meant moonraker
>>216597585I forgot about him, weird thing is there was another person who did something really similar to him in Austria or Germany. Those Germans like confining people don't they, even in Spain a German couple kept their children indoors during COVID for four yearshttps://www.ndtv.com/world-news/three-children-rescued-from-home-after-covid-syndrome-parents-kept-them-locked-for-years-in-spain-8319230
>>216597860Yeah because we're smaller than Oregon with a fifth of your population
>>216597871get some salicylic acid
>>216597871you've got rosacea luv x
>>216597860RFK jr said the rivers are full of poison so you can't catch and eat fish in north america any more
>>216597871Yes>0.025% tretinoin daily>cerave moisturiser after applying tret, and in the morning>SPF50 every daySorted
>>216597881terrible bond that
>>216597860I don't think there's anywhere in this country that you're far enough away from people you can safely shoot a gun without the risk of stray shots hitting somebody eventuallyIt's the same reason many of your towns and cities generally don't let you just shoot shit in your back yard
moonraper
>>216597702Nother 6 months of this. Enjoy.
>>216597208>8 pound sterling for 20cl of ack daniels grim
>>216597978How much is it in USA?
got the chips on
Any "I have sex with a girlfriend / wife who loves me" man in
>>216598014nh
having whiteboy sex
why dont they make a bond film about big titsbig tits and arses and big hairy fertile bush
>>216598014Haha yh totally me mate
Lying curled up in a ball with a single tear threatening to fall off the cusp of my eyelid
Any Epic Rap Battles of History man in
>>216598000like 14$ for a 75cl bottle
>>216597920the blemishes look a bit like this actually, but nowhere near as bad as it looks on the nhs websiteusually only 3-5 blemishes at a time>>216597893>>216597934cheers ladswill pop into boots tomorrow x
>>216597978those are off-licence pricesa 750ml bottle is only a few pounds more in a supermarket
>>216598059Never understood why people put the currency symbol after the number. It's not that hard.
might start calling myself sexypops
>>216598069jd is usually on sale yeahpersonally it’s wild turkey 101 for me a bit more expensive but you need less to get pissed
>>216598014Used to be me, I wasn't posting here then thoughbeit of course obviously
>>216598105Alri sexypops
ooofff
>>216597208wow muck muck muck and shite great stuff
get the bloody B3313 OST on Rorke
>>216598106do you drink scotch?
>>216598063For tretinoin you will need to go to an import pharmacy like alldaychemist - its prescription only, but its the only topical that works. All these glass-skin celebs repping their "vitamin blend" "moisturise locking" creams are grifters and they are ALL on tretinoin, I promise you
got bacon but no bap to put it in
>>216598105Sexyman when in a formal setting
Just woke up from a lovely dream in which I was buying shares in a post-apocalyptic farming company while people tried to warn me it was a scam. I could see them growing and harvesting food with combine harvesters though and my main profession in this post-apocalypse was hunting raiders so I wasn't worried the guy was going to rip me off. If he tried then I'd just kill them and take my money back with interest. Scamming is like a type of raiding innit.
>>216598059>plus taxeshe paid small bottle and paki shop premium it's about £18 for 700ml here
>>216598184makes sense that a post about your sleep makes me want to doze off
Dreamed my father beat the shit out of me whilst I tried to escape through an impossible maze of rooms that each somewhat resembled my childhood home
https://www.instagram.com/p/DQzRhVyiPXl
>>216598160yeah partial to islay but sometimes get the yamazaki 12 year when it’s cheap, can find a bottle for $60-80 when you’re lucky
>>216598219I tend to have that effect lol
>>216598148i'm having a lazy pig out day mate. usually i'd be on the brown rice, tofu, beans and veggies with some yoghurt and berries on the side.
duckduckduckduckgoose!*runs off into the distance and straight of beachy head*
drinking and getting hungry, only cupboard food me.tin of beans on nothing...
Day 21 of No PornDay 14 of No Faphonestly feeling pretty damn good lads. mental fog has gone completely.
I go outside every single day, I have to walk my dog or she'll poo on the floor
>>216598247(.)(.)
29virge showing up to kill the good vibes
>>216598227what the fuck
>>216598275>>216598275>>216598275use when ready
get this bozo out of here janny
>>216598144Whomst?
>>216598227nah fuck that chief!!
>>216598231how about irish? don't tell me jamessons because it's nothing like most irish whiskeys.
>>216598144Unfortunate face
>>216598348chatgpt image generator
>>216598304love that you're not pressuring to enter the new no one else does that you're so compassionate and considerate x
>>216598396feels like its less likely to catch the ire of janman x
>>216598365only had tullamore dew if that counts more of a bourbon/gin/vodka man
>>216597585>>216597672kek
>>216597850what's up with your family
