one of those days edition
fancy some sweeties
might as well go to bed
>>216598344screaming
I feel hollow inside
would honestly pay £50 to find out the age distribution in this threadstarting to feel very old on 4chan, used to be a site for people my age now it's all zoomers
>>216598344'
get the sodding 'tex posted
oh shut up you fucking bozo
>>216598421i'm 22, okay where's that fifty quid you promised me?
have tried a few japanese whiskeys but they're not worth it at all you pay for the novelty you can get a much better scotch for the same price
sir mesut ozil
>>216598421I'm 34 years young
>>21659842129, me
>>216598483wouldn't mind having sexual intercourse with her
>>216598421i can tell you for £51
>>216598483corr
>>216598275take me out tonight
>>216598483this actually really? didnt realise this bint was a eprostitute
>>216598483Well isn't that nice
>>216598483reminds me of an image of my ex
>>216598483reminds me of that if you're homeless just buy a house girl
>>216598495me too haha xI’d probably spunk after 30 seconds x
>>216598508*points my rifle's laser sight on you*as you wish
>>216598483zamn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHfasfkX8MMtuneage
mental how every single year from the 1st of November it suddenly gets grim and depressinglife is soulless enough with all the toil and monotony but this is absolutely dire.
who was that?
farting up a stormcould probably generate power if you stuck a tube in my bum
I will never have a wife and kidsI won't even have any mates
>>216598421I'm 28 and look 15 facially and 50 below the neck
any stabbings todayno?sit down rorke
>>216598562Jenny from the block
>>216598579HAHAHA samemad how you get literally one life and this is ours
>>216598562Dee Dee fae Yoker
right, wanking time
>>216598544It will be like this until April at the earliest, but likely May
*gets spinned round to 15G**shags you*
>>216598483nice bit of kit that
>>216598599gooned two days in a row so i'm on a break
mad how im actually completely insane and will never have anything that resembles a normal existence
any buxom japanese women in this thread?looking for a buxom japanese woman to marry and have children with
big fan of british culture me
is this meant to be a before and after? she looks the same
>>216598639ktim
>>216598655looks worse on the right
>>216598655women almost posting these before and after pictures and only other women can seem to tell the difference
>>216598653yeah mate you cant go a step in /brit/ without tripping over a buxom japanese womanfrankly its very irritating
downloading youtube videos x
https://youtu.be/9HEdLmbZoJQ
ugly overfilled pig lipsthey never learn
>>216598655women are mentally-ill
>>216598707you can't watch a youtube video without "downloading" it. your browser downloads it into a folder or cache when you watch it on the website.
>>216598707which ones lad x
2 burgers down the gullet 2 more to go
>>216598655looks like filler, her jaw looks more round on the right side, she looks more femininethe result is probably a lot better in person than just a still photo
>>216598699This one's easy thoughHer curls are brushed out, looks better and more naturalHe cheats on a girl whose curls are not brushed out, looks like shit and is unfinished
>>216598763https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKTXq2VQ09s
>>216598742yeah?>>216598763asmr x
>>216598713holy banger
rorke turning a blind eye
mental really
>>216598789pscr
>>216598783there is nothing wrong with this though.
Always found it weird that Daniel Craig became a sex symbol o algo when he look like your average geeze you'd find down the pub.
>>216598789
>>216598798how can this not be wrong
fucking hell my dad is older than daniel craig thats mental
don't know what to have for dindins, fish and chips maybe
having spaghetti o algo for tea
>>216598840muslims dont belong in the west
rice n pea
if i passed away would you even care
I watched my father die and felt nothing
>>216598783it's how it should be
>>216598808he looks like a pole
>>216598895>>216598896cheer up lads :)
quite fond of a belly with a bit of squidgenot that I hate toned, mind you, just love some squidgeperhaps even podge if she carries it wellchub is a no go though
At the pub lads
keep on mispelling cåptchas reckon im having strøke
>>216598919ok
Based Becky making a nutritious meal without a mountain of salt, sugar, sneed oils, and other goblins.I love white girls so much it's unreal.
>>216598932madri with the ladris
got ashes to ashes onthey dont make telly like this anymore
Lovely brisk 7c
daniel creg
>>216598968an african man made this post.
>>216598911>cheer up lads :)Tried for twenty years. Nearly thirty and I can count my happy memories on one hand, and all of them are polluted by the unhappy memories that follow
wonder if alan spoke with justin lee collins after his win
>>216598997i thought her baby died
black men invented everything
>>216598997big boobies
watching lazytown w the gfberg
>>216599037Anything after season 2 isn't good
haven't started on that wank yet
>>216598919patrician taste
>>216598946>cherry picked images>comparing an unfinished meal (no gravy) with finished meals >still fail to make white people look bad
>>216599069Scream
if you smoke, drink, or are a fat fuck you should be charged for the NHSdoubly so if you're foreignthere i fixed dey nhs shiiiee!!!
>>216599072its a stupid meme you boring mong fuck off who cares
reckon 80% of /brit/ is virgins
>>216599072Rorke stamping up and down over that one kek
I looooove 10x pulls daily
>>216599090hard to get a shag innit
Will never know what it feels like to have a real mother, and I hate her for it.
>>216598946going every house one by one coz im a greedy fat cunt haha
>>21659909029 years on earth, not a fucking shag
what's even in the shard
>>216599090incels made this shit up btw in reality its nowhere near as high
>>216598946based becky bet she'd give you a knife and fork as well and not make you eat slop with your hands like an animal
>>216599087sorry bud the pharma bros already made ozempic and all fatties can now get their fat fingers on this for almost nothing
>>216599090gay porn it is
>>216598994>doing a self hypnosis thing to make me happier >"think of a really happy memory...">literally unable to think of one besides christmas as a 4 year old the year before my dad died and my life became a waking nightmare Thanks self hypnosis
might watch that new frankenstein film
like hi!
made a fucking fool of myself at the toil do yesterday
>>216599169UM x
I’m convinced people who quote 20-30 a week on a food shop are those who are content with chicken dippers and curly fries for dinner
been to the shop and picked up some alcoholic cider beers
>>216599127i wanted a shag, but i compromisedi gooned off in front of the the computa
>his dad paid him to shower100% chance he posted here
>>216599090>half of men haven't had sex until 30your IQ is literally under 10 if you believe this
>>216598639>>216598679Good to know we’re not alone
>>216599169thats what her natural beauty was like but with how pretty she was not the bimbo stuff whatever
>anon hates his dad>anon hates his mumany other loving both my parents man in?
>>216599158it’s ma cob
>>216599193says the cunt who misread the graph
>>216599199trying my best x
I've never had sex but I'm only 32 so there's still time for me haha plenty of time yeah I'm just a kid really
still dont not know dont know what ktim means
>>216599240ktim idk what it means either
>>216599240do you require assistance?
>>216599240ktim
>>216599240FONC
>>216599215*under 30same thing retard, it's a load of bollocksget out of 4chan and you'll see almost everyone is shaggin
>>216599223Just a kid. Me, I'm an old man.
>>216599221Dunno bout you but I can hardly get myself to do anything
still yet to hear a decent zoomer band
>>216599205Me :)
>>21659922332, just a kid!
American femoids are such fucking conSOOMers
>mad how im actually completely insane and will never have anything that resembles a normal existence
>>216599259>get out of 4chan and you'll see almost everyone is shagginbizarre comment
it's impossible to not eventually have sex if you're going out doing things the only virgins at 30 are people who aren't leaving their smelly bedrooms
>>216599240It means "kek this is me".
the world made me crazy
>>216599271What do you count as a zoomer band?I quite like Sleep Token's earlier EPs
>DNA pioneer James Watson dies at 9797. He was a fucking kid.
>>216599259this post taste like big mac sauce on lettuce
>get out of 4chan its not a building you mong
35, haven't had sex since I was 17
>>216599308incels struggle to understand that if you are around women eventually you will have sex, but if you stay home all day there is literaly zero opportunity for you to engage
>>216599159Rough lad, iktf. Don't have a single happy memory relating to my family, all of mine came from romantic relationships.
>>216599314me every time I walk past the mirror
>>216599308>it's impossible to not eventually have sex if you're going out doing thingsif only my job and the pandemic hadnt prevented me from doing this for years
>>216599337One of Rorkes heros
>>216599338>>216599339lmao rattled virginshave sex losers
>>216599308My bedroom smells fresh, flowery and powdery.
i hope on grindr and find someone to put my uncut penis under 10 minutesbeing painfully average and lean helpsalso have a big willy! :D
>>216599169his art is hard to wank to when it's so extreme and grotesque
back from my trip to the retail centre. I walked about and looked in some clothes and shoe shops. Then I went to IKEA and got their 12 meatball meal and a slice of carrot cake which I ate alone in the canteen, then walked around the showroom purchasing nothing then got in my car and drove back home via the supermarket where I picked up some drink for this evening.
>>216599205No. My parents deserve to burn in hell for birthing me.
honestly think No Porn and No Fap is working ladsmy dick feels a lot more sensitiveI am hopeful I'll be able to fix my issues, and while it may take a few goes with escorts, fix my issues
>>216599088>>216599110lol you lot really do need the exotic food argument to support multiculturalism nowadays don't you
>>216599359>hopFUCK
>>216599382Holy blog batman
timmy and pangpang
>>216599382How many of them were there?
lids?
>>216599395RatTled
>>216599404They are both happier than you or I. Has a woman ever smiled like that, to be photographed alongside you? I doubt it
>>216599382good lad. better than being stuck at home bored, lonely and depressed
>>216599409Not as many as a hot summer's day in the town that's for sure.also for legal reasons I don't know what you're talking about and you don't know what I'm talking about either
>>216599335rocket
working on improving my life by losing some weight Done 14kg since May, quite proud of that but I know I could've dropped more in a shorter period of time had I been stricter with myselfGot an eating problem, you see. Just love to stuff my vile mouth
>>216599382Nice. Went out for a walk and a coffee earlier and just people watched for a bit.
mumberg regaling me with tales of facebook comments arguments
>>216599382at least you went out somewhere :)
>>216599442truth nuclear bomb
>>216599314thx frog poster ;3
>>216599389Your central nervous system is your issue. You're not stable.
>>216599470kill yourself
>>216599404They look very happy and friendly. I reckon they'd make excellent neighbours.
>>216599466>Just love to stuff my vile mouthktim, one of the only things I enjoy
>>216599444It was alright but not great. I'll need to have a think where else I can go for my next outing.
>>216599382sounds like a fun day out
>>216599470sc
>>216599470looks lovely lad
>>216599even decaf tea and coffee completely screws up my sleeping routine and leaves fatigued and sleeping in patches and constantly waking upeven caffeine free rooibos tea
Corrrr
>>216599404good for themwish i could smile like thatnothing to smile about in my life
>>216599437???
>>216599530>induction toastertechnology gone too far
>>216599470You've already posted this same image 5 times today your evil freak
>>216599519They're not even his legs, they're mine. Here is the boot I am wearing in the original shot with a timestamp as proof. The lad reposts the photo pretending it's him because it tends to get a lot of (You)s. Usually I just leave him to it but it's important to put him in his place from time to time.
Why don't women date more interracially in the UK?
someone crop him out of there then
>talk to lots of girls to cope>get cheated on, given genital warts, have horrible breakups>do drugs to cope>neglect my health, start hearing voices>eat food to cope>get fat, stretch marks, horrific abdominal pain>quit all copes and just lay in bed all day pretending to be dead
so, this is rorke
>>216599565Fucking shrieking
>>216599530whisker
>>216599583
>>216599583shriek
>>216599565
>>216599473Be nice to your mum. One day she'll be gone and you'll wish you still had the chance to make her happy
>>216599530Corrr. Burnt Meat for 2.
>>216599548
>>216599565scrambling
in love lads
my brother is a completely retarded leftist but thinks he's a genius
her minge is absolutely spick and span, you just know it
Grow upGain a clueBuy a house
>>216598275
>>216599634ah right. with whom?
>>216599583pscr
horse
>>216599389Ok keep us updated
>>216599610Didn't happen to me. Hate my late parents more and more with each passing day. The wiser and more experienced I become, the more aware I become of their failures and sickness
>>216599667no toby
a tremendous thirst
>>216599638you just know it grips
>>216599638190
>>216599648>Buy a house'no'can't afford it, not paying a mortgage, got no one to leave it to, fuck you
>>216599583roar
>>216599678horse
>>216599638hard to argue with
mans in the champions league out hereyou man are near relegation
>>216599404LOL
just had make up sexthat is to say, I'm making this up!Looool
family member did suicide attention gimmick again
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces
>>216599583reminds me of finlad
>>216599735that's bloody funny, that isi think we've found the joker of the pack here haha
>>216599735KEK
>>216599638190 on the ropes
>>216599747I remember my father attempted suicide and failed, I got put into foster care and on his birthday I got him the Bumper Book of Bunny Suicides
>>216599747One up them I reckon with some actual suicide and we'll get that aussie to with you back with the dragonballs
once i pay off my mortgage im going to release all the equity since i have nobpdy to leave it to and go on loads of holidays
>>216599752howling remembering when he posted thishe used to ban people from his discord for posting it
>>216599565awful shoesfake bonded petroleum leather and all who buy it should be destroyed
>>216599712Looking peng here
Get your own gimmick. You don't even put any effort into the file name. Also don't use it multiple times a day.
>his discord
tried to get into golf but can't hit the damn ball
Cuckle brothers melty incoming
ziedbelg with /sp/ and /int/ both open, posting his cuck fetish in both threadsbut why?
>>216599816how? id like to start but i have no mates
>>216599816rorke at the VW showroom
>>216599823he heard about the peruvian posts
>>216599673My mum wasn't perfect either, she battered fuck out of me and made me babysit my little brother on the streets of our council estate all day most days of my traumatic childhood. Completely fucked up my life. Still, she was a human, and she tried. I doubt I could've done better but then, as I say, I'm completely fucked up.
reminder to report the BE flags posts (and his posts on his normal UK flag)
>>216599838you can go to the driving range and just hit balls
>>216599623This watch dogs?
>>216599823Mossad money innit
Jeetus the slack-jawed Ghopal
>arselol
>>216599876will they lend you clubs
went to the driving range with my mates once but I knew I would be too uncoordinated to hit a ball and they'd laugh at me so I just sat quietly by the side while my mates took turns hitting balls
>>216599712is that candace or the nurse
come back aish
kill n'wah kids
>>216599865Can't report them if I've got them filtered can I
>>216599807yeah he had one so he could harass people with callshe posted about it loads
>>216599914i'm gonna be hitting my balls tonight i reckon
>>216599924unhide stubs
>>216599781
>>216599920Aisha, English lass. Predates Candice by many years.
>>216599942No thanks I'd prefer to just forget he exists
On the Asahi
I'm a lot better at battlefield 6 now
it's borderline not safe for work, that
>arse
>>216599983stop replying to me
where’s gorpheus?
>>216599986On the Barefoot Pinot Grigio myself, followed by the four pints of Stella Artois
+1 SR seeking the pearl+1 SR tachyon (MLB)+1 SR zenno rob roy+1 SSR rice shower (useless)
>>216600007Or what?
>>216600027Patriot
>>216599953i checked the archive and the word Candice only comes up a few times in threads that she's not in whatsoever, was she even a real poster
>>216599986on the ciders me, the ol' 'cide4% bottle the gullet, now onto the 7.4%
>>216599981cock mogs me
>>216599986Would you be interested in hearing about the name origin of the brand of beer you are sucking?
>>216600069Sure x
keeley hawes sex arse
>>216600037I am a patriot? Or you are drinking something named Patriot? Elaborate please good sir perchance
>>216600031I got a bunch of academy R cards
>>216600069
Time to do my dental and skin care regime, despite the fact I will never again be kissed or caressed lovingly.
>>216600083Fuck up niggapops
>>216600034Hitler probably lived out his days i Argentina or Chile. The remains that the Russians claimed was Hitler were tested and found to be those of a woman. I'm not a fan of Hitler, just saying, there are better arguments against his policies than the fact he killed himself.
>>216600093rorkebrushing his teeth and washing his hands
3* winning ticket c:
you'd think she won an award for bodybuilding or something but no
>>216600106There are pretty good reports that he left Argentina almost immediately on U-boat then met up with Maria Orsic of the Vril Society in Neu-Schwabenland and they flew a Haunebu Mark III to Aldebaran
>>216600077It means morning sun, they settled on this name because their hope was to brew beers that were as refreshing as the morning sun
>>216600093here let me help you *cums on your face*
Mad how Jewish people have a whole international hivemind to lie and genocide the white man
>>216600162cute x
MLB silence sauka :3
Had a good day out with my sister todayI did not shag her up the arse
new>>216600195>>216600195>>216600195
>>216600188ever thought about it?
*Presses a box cutter against own throat*CALL ME RORKE, ONE. MORE. TIME.
>>216600205I have
>>216600205NoI'm just preempting any mention from another lad on the birt about her being shagged up the arse
>>216600183think this was written by an llm
