while countries like bulgaria and romania, whose populations and economies are smaller than istanbul’s, were accepted as members, we have been waiting to join the EU for 70 years.
>>216598903>how can I drag down everyone else to my gypsy level please give me attention
>>216598903You will likely never join desu.Israel is more likely to join than turkey.I mean, you aren't even in Eurovision anymore.
>we have been waiting to jo- AK!!!!!
>>216599006Rather than begging the europeans to accept you, I'd focus more on fixing your neighbors and developing there.
>>216598903you know having a small population is exactly why we're in the eu, that and being in a somewhat strategic area
>you bump into her on the street and she starts uttering curses at you in ancient aramaicWhat's your first reaction?
>>216599286you know, they are probably closer to ancient aramaics than any greek or secular turk
>>216598903It's okay Turkbro, they haven't let us into the EU yet either. One day.
>>216598903first step is to convert to Christianity
>we see that membership in your club is beneficial and would therefore like to join>sure thing bro, here's the entry requirements, these are the values our organization was formed to advance, looking forward to have you guys>*takes a shit all over said documents*>"waaaahh why won't the EU accept us, dass raycist"