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I like watching women pee
>>216599993They don't look like that
>>216600137Li'l Chud
Isn't it a bit early for horny posting
IS YO' MAN ON THE FLO'IF HE AINT LEMME KNOW
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>>216600306Oob
trad
all my problems are caused by my gf
>>216600346alien culture
>jerking off>cum>start cleaning up>unpause the glenn greenwald video I was watching>suddenly mom bursts into room>still have my dick out>she thinks I was masturbating to glenn greenwald
>>216600462its another shoah
I wear these everyday
all of my problems are caused by my own rotten brain
I don't even cheat on her and she's on my ass anytime another female talks to me :/
why did god take my hair from me?
>>216600222>>216600184phwoaaaaarr
im at wendys guys should i go to tim hortons rn.......
>>216600699Why didn't you take finasteride?
>>216600685Sounds like you might as well cheat on her.
I'm gonna break up with her
>>216600743I didn't know what that was
>>216600801So you didn't bother researching a problem you were facing?
>>216600830I never thought baldness would be cured
>>216600685this used to happen to me until my wife saw me talking to a lady coworker. she instantly remembered, "oh right, he's such an awkward goober." and knew she had nothing to worry about.
>>216600853In ancient days the King could have many concubines.
>>216600897well, these days the king is tired and wouldn't know what to do with all those concubines. i think the one is just fine.
drinking beer lol
I'm going to start a new conspiracy theory that WW2 never happened. It was one giant orchestration by the Jews in order to secure Israel as their homeland.
>>216599993NHH o algo
Alcohol is bad for you
>>216601010and the veterans are aging out, so you have better odds!
>>216600699how old are you
>>216600613I'm 5'9" how many inches in lifts could I pass off until it starts to become sus
Millennials love adding "lol" to the end of their sentences.
>>216600968she has your balls in a vice grip doesn't she
>>216601151lol correct lol
dropped my pretzel and got crumbs everywhere award
>>216601066What veterans?
>>216601107Depends on what shoes you're wearing and your proportions. In sneakers, I would say 2 maximum. The proportions probably won't look off but you're not going to have enough heel support and the shoes will feel slippery. I'm 5'10 and have been wearing sneakers with 1.75 inch heel height (about 1 inch more than most shoes) with 1.5 inch lifts for a while now and I've never been caught. The biggest issue will be adjusting your gait, as your feet are not used to having lifts under them. Expect your feet to be sore for the first few days using them, but after that they're quite comfortable and I don't find wearing them worse than not wearing them, it just feels a little different.If you're in platform shoes, probably 3 or so but I don't have personal experience with those.
blew up the toilet again
useless knowledge fact: there used to be a guy in bulgaria that thought he could be king and they killed him by making him wear a flaming crown of gold while sitting on a flaming gold throne
>>216601225https://youtu.be/9a_3wQHcm_Y
>>216601151this is worse than another shoah lol
>>216601252sybau yag
>>21660107527
>>216601246Punishments should be deterrents but liberals really think 30 year old career criminals are going to be rehabilitated
>>216600699god believes you can handle the loss
>>216601348damn bruh, bald at 27 is crazy
>>216601151I primarily just do it with people I don't know if I know someone I never use lol because that feels weird, if its a new acquiescence lol is nice and casual, its the millennial version of boomers using emojis constantly
>>216601401I know a guy who started balding when he was 16
Women have this thing where they think calling men gay, pedophile or short is what counts as banter
>>216601615It is, it means to them you are a failure
>>216601648It means you have to conform to their group identity and "fit in", in ways that have nothing to do with those insults. It's the equivalent of having a political opinion and being called a virgin
gonna buy some socks today. jealous?
low key i wish i could penetrate a vagina with my penis
Deck the halls with boughs of shit
baile day today, i'm gonna get my cookie wet finally
just came up with a good scam
>>216601808least indian canadian
>>216601045it is
>>216600726
>ground meat was in the fridge too long and spoiled>forgot to put spaghetti sauce in fridge after opening itjfmsu
>>216601740tralalalaa
Nigga I’m perspiring
I want to kill myself
>>216601845it's wrong to assume all indians are scammers. that's like stereotyping black people with eating watermelon and fried chicken, which are both delicious
>>216601740We’re only 8 days into No Nugget November…
Deck my BALLS with piles lf shiiieeeiittt!
>>216601964I'm sorry but the chicken made me laugh. Don't do it....
one of those days where it feels like every person and vehicle was placed perfectly to obstruct. i strive toward kindness and patience, but i must've woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, because my brain was screaming inside. you're parked fine, quit adjusting it. if you want to stand around talking, find someplace indoors to do it. and for holy love, if you don't know the gate code, don't sit there in your car wondering about it! christ!
>>216601370I don't hear that much. I do hear people questioning how many lawbreakers are unredeemable career criminals or whether a sentence is excessive.
>>216601401Not really. Being totally bald or nearly bald by your late 20s isn't rare. Most guys have a little loss by then.
https://litter.catbox.moe/nncish.mp4
One of my ancestors was a state governor
>>216599993Imagine living in byzantine egypt. It sounds chill to me for some reason
>>216602171I had ancestors on the mayflower
>>216602171My great grandfather was a republican who ditched his spanish family after loosing the civil war then came here and had 8 children, 6 of them women. He had a fake medical certificate and built a farmacy wich was shut down
>>216602031We don't punish to deter at all here because it would be deemed "cruel and unusual" (meaningless words). There's no reason adults stealing superfluous shit from an apple store or holding old ladies at gun point shouldnt have their hands cut off or just be killed. "Don't do that shit" is not an excessive demand of grown adults
>>216600222MY DICK
>>216600438No one would be surprised to find out that's his mom. Or her mom.
>>216602171boss! i wish i knew more about my roots. but there's no one i can ask, and i'm not paying one of those geneology places a hundred dollars to have some of my spit.
I'll be in Paris for fashion week
this is (you)
Taking a shit if I'm being honest
>>216602428I don't interact with women and I most definitely am not a simp
>>216602428Rizz
>>216602428I'm 30 and still catch myself doing this sometimes. Not quite that bad but still. It's actually a hard balance giving a fuck about a woman you're trying to get, while still maintaining enough appearance of not giving a fuck to keep her interested. It's like playing keepaway with a cat
>>216602431I wanna smell it if you wanna know the truth about it
>>216602454you can't not interact with women just because you suck at it. game is all about not letting their tumultuous mood swings affect you
>>216602530I'm not attractive enough to talk to women. I need to go to the gym for like 2 years at bare minimum
>>216602511>>216602428i put them on the pedestal and always watch my words around them, like i straight up stop swearing
>>216602564quasimoto still got laid
>>216602592I do the same, because it isn't ladylike and I wouldn't want to do things that I don't want a woman I date to do. I'd probably stop drinking and smoking if I ever got a gf too
my bookmarks are nothing but black women
Trying to act nonchalant around the huzz
When women are around I instinctually start to act abrasive and dominant
>>216602672alri incel
>>216602672That's such pussy fuckboy behavior. This is the type of shit where you're a cool, normal friend, and then start treating your friends like shit when a girl is around to appear alpha. Just one slap in front of a woman will correct you forever, and you need it.
>>216602672just breathe bro lol
do you get pussy? i bet you get no pussy bro. get some pussy.
just came up with some good scran
>>216602706>That's such pussy fuckboy behaviorI wish, I'm an incel
>>216602637i do it because i'm a pussy and i'm scared of them
I live in constant pain and only wish to be set free
I wish I was a fuckboy
If I may be so bold, madam, you are the most exquisitely beautiful lady I have seen in all my years. May I have the honor of taking you out for dinner this evening?
>Will she sit on my face? >Will she whip me? >Will she tie me up? >Will she make me worship her whole body? >Will she press my face against her boobs and call me a good boy? >Will she hold me on a leash while we fuck and demand that I cum inside her?
>>216602260Jail/prison time or suspended sentences are both meant to be deterrents. Fines too.
>>216602912It doesn't work on people who constantly live in the moment and see jail/prison time as a rite of passage or something to brag about
>>216600145I like it when they're trying not to pee
>>216602882might as well just call her a bitch ass cunt piggy you'll have about the same luck
>>216602882who the fuck are you talking to
>>216602747Ok I'm sorry for being harsh on you
>>216602936Just because it's a rite of passage in specific contexts like gangs doesn't mean it's pleasant. Nobody actually wants jail time.
My neckMy back Lick my pussy and my crack
>>216603039uwu
>>216603022That doesn't matter. What matters is results, and the laws now arent preventing crime, at least not here in California. We have too much of a criminal culture
I am full of bitterness and resentment
Hopefully I'll meet a girl who will jerk me off with her feet
>>216603092trannies don't say uwu much anymore
jason is currently on his 15th online boyfriend
You like Death Grips? Their early work was a little too industrial for my taste, but when Niggas on the Moon came out in '14, I think they really came into their own commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. They've been compared to Rage against the Machine, but I think Zach Hill has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
I hate going outside because of how hideous I am
how many of you would visit Degen Corner at the anime con??
reccomend me a good album for working out. rock, pop or pop rock
>>216603111Likely because of police understaffing. Deterrence relies on the certainty of being caught
My dad isn't asian but he believes in feng shui
>>216603284Super Eurobeat Volume 84
>>216603284def leppard's "pyromania"
>>216603379In California, crimes like drug possession and high value shoplifting aren't enforced, and more serious offenders are often only held for short amount of times. If you call the police because some nigger is walking out of your shop with an armful of non essential merchandise, they'll just take a police report over the phone and never get to it. In my city, they have "traffic officers" patrolling the street so you can get cited for not using your blinker, rather than have actual cops out keeping people safe
How do you know if a bitch is cheating
>>216603470If they had enough officers and detectives they would have greater capacity to handle cases rather than just picking a few. Most PDs are short on staff
>>216603483report them to Microsoft, XBLive has a built in feature. they'll check it out and ban their account if they are.
>>216603526It wouldn't matter if they people they catch either aren't meaningfully charged or just released
>It's not neuroticism >Pisses and shits himself over red solo cups and people enjoying Halloween>>>/lit/24862044
>>216603585Ion gaf ngl
>all the normalfags on /cum/ are out partying and having sex
>>216603379>>216603470>crimes like drug possession and high value shoplifting aren't enforcedIt goes back to what that previous anon mentioned about results. They'll enforce drug possession and high value shoplifting, but they're after big fish: people with kilos of product or a garage/warehouse full of stolen shit. Someone with a baggy of crack, meth, or fent in their pocket is likely to have that used as a technicality to bust them for something else. Like when they bust an entire street full of hookers for "loitering:" the only crime they can prove.
>>216603678well you see the thing is that while you can go after the "big fish" the retards smoking crack or fent or whatever are a bigger public nuisance + they always have crack to smoke so clearly it's not working.
>>216603725>well you see the thing is that whilecome on man. you're killing me.
>>216603760got you good you rookie
>>216603656I’m happy for them
NTMA Inc., LLC
I wish the one thing everyone in California could agree on is that habitual drug addicts who demonstrate repeatedly that they don't want to get clean should be forcibly removed from the street in one way or another, but that alone is too controversial for the soy beta libtard mind (especially the opinionated ones who don't live here but are experts)
>>216603786The people who support them running rampant are the ones living in gated communities with full time armed security and alarm systems. The people who live in normal neighbourhoods and deal with the junkie trash slashing their tires or robbing them are pretty sick of it and would love to see those junkies tossed into a volcano.
>>216603783Fym
Italians look like THAT?
>>216603786The suffering of few is worth it for the prosperity of many
>>216603872calm down Latrell we do a bit of trolling here
>>216603894What many? The fleeing middle class? >>216603868I wish voter turnout proved that to be true
>>216603894so long as the many are endeavoring to fewer suffering.
The N word makes me laugh.Say it
>>216603573That's the discretion of the state's attorney. Sometimes they offer generous plea deals to avoid spending time and money on a trial. Sometimes it's too trivial to be worth the effort.
>>216603962Dont say it im black and it makes me feel bad so dont say it. I dont want to hear it dont say it please thanks
I'm a gimp
>>216603725>are a bigger public nuisanceThen Barney Fife can tack that onto a public nuisance charge and use the dope to make it stick for a while and put it on their rap sheet. It doesn't mean they won't be back out again.
>>216603985What's your point? That makes it ok? Are you just arguing for the sake of arguing at this point?
>>216604006the lame leg kind, or the leather mask kind?
>>216603939the people can only vote for those who choose to run, and sadly the only ones who receive massive donations big enough to get on a ballot and develop notoriety are the shitlib faggot ivory tower types who love to send swarms of junkies out into the world. they need constant problems to ensure they'll have something to campaign on next election. if they actually SOLVED problems what would they promise to do for everyone?
>>216604054They could just vote for whoever the leading Republican is by default if they cared
>>216604024>Then Barney Fife can tack that onto a public nuisance charge and use the dope to make it stick for a while and put it on their rap sheet.well in these large libshit cities they don't even bother arresting these drug addicts. the only time they cleaned up SanFran in recent memory was when Xi Jinping showed up and they made the city sparkling clean for him lmao
https://youtu.be/KOiN0Lncgv8
>>216603786There's probably not enough room in prisons
>>216604164Then kill them
duuuuuuude
>>216604240*Sheds single tear*
>>216603656statistically a couple of them will die tonight in a drunk driving accident.
Why are people from the Caucusus region so physically powerful and robust
>>216604285highly doubtful, the population of cum is too small
Is this bitch ever gonna take off her socks
>>216604121Like there aren't trashy, ghetto people in China.
my hair is so silky i wish you guys could touch it
>>216604342you seem pretty invested in supporting foreign drug addicts...
>>216604345By silky do you mean like the hair texture of the guy on the left >>216604295
>>216604295Don't they legitimately roid out from a young age?
i've been considering. i think i've finally fallen onto the filter side for old video games. with the amendment, they need to make filters better. a simple layer is not enough, there needs to be a filter that truly mimics older screen outputs.
I just want to lay my head in the lap of a young Jewish woman
>>216604376like kato from gantz
>>216604345https://youtu.be/S5J7XEXoRfk?si=1dAPrxOM2nwpljn6
i really don't feel like working out. please motivate me somehow
i wish i had a helicopter so i could fly around in it sniping fat people from above
is this better or worse than the place you live?
>>216604475>os mutanteskek did someone from here rec it to you
>>216604521GET YO FAT ASS OUT THERE AND WORKOUT YOU SLIMY GREASEBALL
>>216604521if you do it, it'll be over with and you'll feel better. "heaven is work that's done".
>>216604576I know this song because Sepultura covered it
>>216604569far worse
>>216604569any time pedestrian infrastructure impedes cagies it's a good thing.
>>216604569where the fuck are the trees bro
>>216604569Comfier and Whiter
thinking about how the founding fathers would feel about modern america
200 years ago if you wanted a wife all you had to do was offer her father a couple thousand dollars
>>216604744and you think that was a good thing? being in a loveless relationship only driven by money?
>>216604767who’s gonna tell him
>>216604180It's not a capital crime.
this is insane bro
>>216599993>real life>paco punches his wife for making the wrong tacos
>>216604028Sometimes it's justifiable, sometimes it's not. In any case you're never going to be able to go through every case. You can just expand the capacity to solve and try them.
>>216604846Is each tit the size of her head?Fucking based.
>>216604846how's that practical? there's no pockets, and you're removing the option to use cleavage as a makeshift pocket.
>>216604846Good lord
Hiccupping and farting up a storm
My eyes are open I dropped acid and learned I am free. You can basically do anything as long as it's possible. I'm gonna walk on water
What's up aunties and uncs
>>216605000
>>216599993the great replacement is so bad that not even white nationalists are whiteIt's over
you know women are stupid because they’re obsessed with the soulless bug hive designated as south korea
Don't come in my room, I'm jerking off
I don't like playing vidya on a mouse and keyboard. I like to lean back with a controller
>>216605139>farts under the door
>>216605133I don't know a single woman who probably is even aware south korea exists
i'm baked i think i'm going to sleep in my chair
>>216604767no one tell him
>>216605170One of the girls in my high school listened to k-pop boy bands
>>216604728>why are 90% of the people in this country borderline retarded?
>>216605102that's not what the comic is saying, it's about soft suburban kids who have doubts about conservative beliefs when an invader acts nice to them.
bought another pokemon cardI keep thinking I'm finally free from the collecting but here I am again
>>216605215They already knew that. It's why they didn't think everyone should vote and that even the ones that could vote should have an extra barrier between them and the final say.
I spent the mid 2010s being a chud about "SJWs" on tumblr instead of going there to find some cool indie bitchesTake me back, I want another chance
>>216605259er no?? it's about how you're a hot, blond chad online and thenyou go outsideand the sun transforms you into a chud who lusts after brown women somehow
>>216605298first world problems
>>216605200how many girls were in your school?
>>216605298imagine there was a fire, and they all burned up. who would you be without them? move toward that version of yourself. that way, if you have them you have them. but if you don't, you won't need them.
>>216605388shut up, monkey>>216605415itd be incredibly easy to take my binder with me if there was a fire
I don't like Florida
Gosh, I feel like America is actually getting great again. Not Scandinavian great but still pretty great.
My first pokemon card was an Onyx
i only collected yu gi oh cards
>>216605528>always liked onix as a kid>still like his design>he will forever be a joke in game because his stats suck and GF clearly wants you to evolve him as soon as possible
>>216605516true but a long ways to go yet
people who don't like olives are freaks
I hate being around those people who can read minds and know exactly when you're gonna get up and start walking somewhere so they start moving at the same exact millisecond to cut in front of you.
>>216605598this, olives are the best fruit ever
>>216605621>I hate being around those peopleSame.
>>216604846You'll never be able to convince this woman that she's obviously showing off her tits for attention, she genuinely believes it's fine and she isn't like other women just because she isn't in a bikini
I just ate an avocado with smoked paprika and Lawry's seasoned salt.
>>216604846disgusting whore
>>216605712Can you really blame ben for turning into what he is? Imagine growing up with that, knowing you cant ever fuck her.
I fail to understand why /cum/ thinks emiru is hot
>>216605793Post your mom
My hamburger helper is hard
Pot roast in the dutch oven tonight
I'm bored
>>216599993This comic strip describes /cum/ pretty well
>>216605793she has a cute face when it's pounded with makeup, that's it, mutts don't know what hot means, it's all about the body
>>216605811my dick is hard
I put my "pot roast" in your mom's "dutch oven", IYKWIM
>>216605453if it would make someone happier to have them, could you give them away?
The bitches I could have fucked if I wasn't autistic...
>>216605849Ela é feia como uma desgraça. Você já interagiu com uma asiática? Você nunca mais vai achar elas bonitas elas colocam quilos e quilos de maquiagem não é natural, eu gosto é de branca
>>216605901minha preferência é com latina, mulher asiática n me encanta muito
>>216605927>LatinaSó se ela for branca
>>216605900same bro, same...not even lying, coulda literally been Chad
>>216605897let me tell you something. Kids nowadays dont care about the actual cards. I went to a swap meet and saw a kid selling his cards, and he literally pulled open his fucking phone to look up the prices for a guy offering to buy some from him. I subbed in an elementary school for 2 years and all the kids were talking about was holos, shadowless and resale values. The adult fanbase is even worse, literally buying out pallets of inventory at costco/target as soon as theyre put out to hold or resell on ebay
got caught digging in my cheese...
>>216599993I am once again pushing for the BE flag poster to be rangebanned from /brit/ reason >>>/int/brit/ - also look at his replies (he gets none)
>>216605259Oh I thought the "based chad aryan warrior" (chud) and "atomwaffen 1488 gangster" (Mexican) met irl
>>216599993Not this fucking artist
>>216604006
>>216605954quando q tu vai arrumar tua loirina do kentucky aí bicho? ta na hora
I just joined a femboy baseball team, this is gonna be fun
>>216605983but could *you* give that binder up? to someone else, to a fire, to a blackhole that only consumes personal treasures. this is what i was asking. who are you without those cards?
>>216604912it's practical because you can easily flip the skirt out of the way to gain access to her vagene and her bobs aren't hidden by any pesky loose clothing
>>216605983holographics were the only cards people cared about in 2001 on my middle school playground. they didn't talk about selling them though, parents who give their kids smartphones should have to pay an extra $5,000 in taxes every year.
>>216603460thanks for the rec. i like it
>>216606039>loirinha
>>216606042what's that?
>>216606042ZAMN
>>216606190erm it's a bunch of us femboys and we play baseball in our high heels, duh??
52% of eligible voters in the US are female. if they organized and took advantage of their majority status the results could be catastrophic
Jason super desperate for attention again
>>216606042hehe
>>216606107god forbid men have hobbies
>>216606236erm anon...
Mouse and key? More like Doused in pee
>>216606227>women>organizedlol if women were capable of organizing they wouldn't still be relying solely on their biological traits for life advancement
finished the carton of milk, hope my SNAP still works
>>216606329a gallon of milk is like 2 bucks you can’t be that hard up
>>216606227foids can never be organized they hate each other too muchandthe hot foids who married rich chad DON'T want to pay more in taxes or be told what to do by freaks in the gubbernmintwhileugly + poor foids want higher taxes so they can get dat cheddah
Hard up lol
>>216606363$5-6 for the jug, but why eat into my meager earnings if SNAP covers it
bizarre how Americans pay so little in taxes, have some of the lowest food and energy prices in the world, and yet they always complain about the cost of living or they're collecting welfare of some kindif someone told me the Canadian government was "shutting down" there would be parties in the streets and it might actually cause a revolution where we just decide to get rid of it forever.
>>216606227One of my favorite things about women voters, is that Dems always run female politicians but women hate voting for other women lol
>>216606414because it's relative dummy.prices used to be way lower...
>>216606247i'm not admonishing you. could you let them go? what would it do to you if you didn't have them? i'll stop pestering you, but you need to think some time. ask inside what having something will do to you without.
stopped my workout because i was too lazy to continue
Use this for the new
>>216606444what do you call beer in your country? In Brazil they literally call it "Cold Blonde"
>>216606444at least i got digits
>>216606404go to aldi blud it’s literally 2.50
>>216606436relative to what? everything used to be less expensive everywhere, this is not unique to America. people also earned less in the 1960s than they do now.if you were "poor" in the 60s it meant you lived in a literal shack and at bread and water. now if you're "poor" it means you collect welfare and eat a balanced diet of milk, cheese, eggs, vegetables, grains, etc. while watching jewish movies on your smartphone that contains about a trillion dollars worth of research and development.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwZpWZkwKFMYou should listen to this song.
>>216606485the fuck is an aldi
>>216606480pivo is the serbian word for beer
have you seen the jackie chan movie where he's fighting the irish? but the irish were having a war with britain or sumthing. why is that? aren't they like da same pipo
Fk isn't that bad of a poster but I can't comprehend being such a coom brain over a period of 15 years
>>216606502europeans invented it so they could afford food
>>216606216how does that work? you can't play baseball in high heels
>>216606510loira gelada
>>216606291>Men being stronger and bigger and smarter aren't biological traits What did chud mean by this
>>216606404>>216606502Maybe the reason you're on snap is that you're retarded
new >>216606568>>216606568>>216606568
>>216606596>>216606596
>>216606591>>216606591>>216606591New
>>216606583>youre retarded for not knowing about a german supermarket chain barely available in most of the continental USok
>>216606589>>216606602>>216606603EVERY TIME?!
>>216606561men don't rely on their ability to beat up another man to advance themselves. they might use this but they might also be a manlet and so studying and using their brain is their only feasible option. there's a huge variety among men. women, on the other hand, always default to spreading their legs and waiting for some guy to pump a kid into them so they can collect child support and alimony. we've had decades to see what happens when women join the workforce and it's almost always a disaster, they simply can't compete with men on any level except sexual desirability.
>>216606488obviously relative to people actual lives? obviously?
baka my head guys cmon
>>216606611Come on, we almost never bake one
>>216606557that's what you think, chud!
>>216604569worse
