Dead Royal Sex Arse edition
>>216601929She looks czech
>>216601929how much to have her mangled in a car crash while pregnant
>>216602458Two British Sterling Pounds
doesn't even look like her
>>216602599I saw Diana last year. She looks exactly the same
bulls in blue are playing
I'm inept, deficient and peculiar.
got the cans, got the soft machine on
shall be posting here
We're all posting in here
are we posting here?
>>216604520We are, yes
this is the one
wasted my saturday award
sucking on some rum right now
>>216601929Need her rubbing her arsehole on the camera lens
>>216603195
so this is rorke
so this is the thread
love latina porn because they say shit like aye papi and gostosa
got cant pay they'll take it away onepisode of nightmare tenants slum landlords for after
dont think its right to wank over videos of other men having sexfeel like it fucks you up somehow, or has a significant chance to at least
thinking of starting a business
Play. A. Record.
Swear I see people looking at me out the corner of my eye when I'm out for a walk. Can never catch them doing it though. Need to get a camera for proof
>>216606299corrrr
the bulls in blue handing out violence
green
>>216604723cockmogs me
might make pasta for dinner x
So this is England.
business idea: start a business
does rorke play paradox games?
It wasn't looking good for drunktoil but just remembered I have 4 peroni my mum gave me several months ago under the sink. Going to drink 2 back to back right now.
i think i might be latina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn9VDbacUgQ
>>216606334i often feel this way but i think its just anxiety because im pretty sure im not schizophrenic
Rihanna at 16 with producer Evan Rogers, who she was living with in his apartment with his wife when she first moved to America
just did a surprisingly smelly fart
>>216606410leave it on outer int instead
>>216606421does it usually smells like roses for you too?
>>216606412she's a billionaire but she'd give it all back in a heartbeat if it meant not being nonced in that gaff
>>216606334it's just social anxiety, I got used to it
>>216606402I reported you by accident lol delete this post quiche :ccc
marina
>>216606447bad pony!
>>216606454greek hag spent her royalties lasering that hair off
might kick off
>>216606379bet her protein farts stink something awful
>>216606479Stella lad?
>>216606470scrom
me rn x
whyisgoldship 1st in sprint by like 5L fucking gold ship
ktim
>>216606501gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>216606379love are marina
descending into the depths unknown with a company of misfits in search of unspeakable treasure but only finding despair
>>216606501Um!! xx
>>216606520looool
I'm just over here doing my thing
we will dance again
>>216606546corr
>>216606530only thing for it is descending further
>>216606520mousey the early days
>>216606498photo from 2008look at that hair
>>216606546Surely you would have noticed the smell before getting to sex
how much does 3* spark wit inspiration give
i have so much love to givebut no one to give it toits not fair
>>216603195>>216606546heathermong melty
>>2166066070*sex0*friends
is heathermong a virgin?
>>216606619both posts hidden([redacted])
>>216606631heatherdem bashed plenty katies
Thoughts on Zohran Mamdani?
I think I'll go the shop and buy a tub of ice cream and then eat all the ice cream
>>216606631he claims to be a shagger but he's obviously a disabled mentally ill virgin freakazoid
>>216606334everyone stares at me when im on a walkdont have any proof but i know its truei just look at the ground because i cant stand their eyes focussed on me
>>216606578corrr old school slag photo
Never tried cornbread
>>216606653zohran "hairy hypocrite" mamdani
>>216606618I combat this by treating female colleagues like pseudo gfs
>>216606653based
>>216606682sameor biscuits and gravyor meatloafor jerky
is there a way to get more sparks for sprint other than guests? I only have mile
>>216606660what a life
>>216606631he did loads of shagging when he was younger but stopped so he can protect people from modern whores and psychiatrists
>>216606642coorrrrrr
Youth is incredibly boring for its vigour. What is restricted by inbuilt credit of pocket allowance is also either restricted by law. (And the boomerz tell you to enjoy your youth while they put up "safeguards" treating you like a forever baby.) Most of the time and focus is spent preparing for the just as mediocre adulthood that will replace the before. There is no adventures to be made worth writing in novels, no plot twists in life throwing you into the action or high life, and no core memories that isn't locked to the benign but wholesome.
Banned from /r/HENRYUK for sharing my Incelleous perspective on things.
going to bedwhats the point
>>216606712you grind sprinters and hope you get sprint sparks
timmy's crush
There is are no limits to what you can achieve.
Es bleiben im Raum...
Socialist governments traditionally do make a financial mess. They always run out of other people's money.
>>216606767...ok?
>>216606744suspect youre not a henry anyway
>>216606767do you get jealous because you're 3pm katie and way prettier?
>>216606709Meatloaf is nice. I used to get it from Morrisons fresh. I think they stopped doing it though. Jerky is alri, I take it with me when I'm fishing. Nice little protein boost
>>216606744they're a bunch of losers anyway, all the uk finance reddits are cringe
mum and her partner
have no crispscould shuffle over to tesco drunk and risk getting banned (again) or could get abdul on his little bike to deliver me some
>>216606752sometimes it be like that
>>216606770
>>216606709I had biscuits and gravy when I went to yankland, it wasn't very nicemeatloaf looks like the type of thing impoverished people would eat in the 30s because they had no other choicejerky can be found literally anywhere in the UK but the quality varies drastically
Rorke busting out the chocolate
>>216606801sick of seeing this harlot everywhere
over £100k in the bank - still live in my smelly childhood incelroom! ha!
just watched this filmquite enjoyable
Although sometimes life may stink, at least we can always smell good.
>>216606791dyel freak
>>216606801mad how good she'd look getting ruined by a squad of ferocious BBC men
>>216606799may as well get old abdul to bring you a takeaway if you're going to indulge
shall be drinking this pint in the next 10 minutes, no fucking about
crushed like a bug in the ground
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>>216606843How did you come to that conclusion?
>>216606379given up on drinkingcan't be arsed anymorehaven't drank anything in months
>>216606855>>216606857grim
>>216606833Katheeeeem lol
>>216606837love this film it's one of my go-to comfy films. amazing scenes when it's raining
>>216606873Based
giwtwm>>>/gif/29752295>>>/gif/29752295
>>216606801god bless this woman, her rack alone has the power to defeat wokeness
>>216606767This is the Phoenician princess phenotype that whole continents were being named after.
>>216606833got a mere 2k in savings yet rent a flat by meself
>>216606892got a stiffy watching thisit my fetish
>>216606888obviously fake titsget in the bin
>>216606888theres some rum folk about
>>216606912And she still will never fuck you.
ziedbelg going after zohara lmao\
>gifSurprised that shithole hasn't been nuked yet.
>>216606931Rabbit.
>>216606888Why is this so hot?I'm zoning out edging to their cute caged clitties and I don't know why.
>>216606892if I was in this situation I would probably get a semi and also go bright red and visibly uncomfortable
>>216606920yeah it's dead good
where's the hijab msr maddani?
>>216606945keep it to yourself yeah
Phone posting cause I’m in bed so I don’t have any flags. Suppose I’ll know by who posts what still though
thinking how mental the government shutdown in america is, imagine that happened here - all benefits stopping, public sector not getting paid, would be mental
>>216606976nobody asked
>>216606968god her attempt at looking sexy just makes her look even more repulsive
Had to get a refund on my TheReportOfTheWeek sex arse because I couldn't fit my willy into it
>>216606976
>>216606833KTILM
>>216606981that's not what's happening
>>216606981no christmas bonus mam cancel the lambrini
might have sex with a woman later tonight (I am a shagger)
>>216606995he went to jail btw
>>216606995what was the context of this i remember seeing it a long time ago
>>216606995he relaxed
mhmm
>>216606968She's fit as
>>216606430timmy's pov. imagine the noise and smell >>216606470lol this bitch lasered to death>>216606767oh my days, timmy tinkin bout her coarse black back hairs all day wishing to stroke them >>216606912fax. lil zohran dropped 20k on laser treatments for her rodent skin
My individual testes are larger than my flaccid penis - mad that ain't it
why do they both get so catty about women's looks?wanking to caged cocks is less bent than them
>>216606987Good thing I don’t need the approval of a smelly little incel freak
>sprint races last
bizarre how i get banned for posting the hard R in /brit/ but plenty of blatant racebait threads on outer /int/ go unscathed
>>216607037rattled
>>216606968looks like shit to me this is all a giant farce
>>216606968she's so hot might need to go woke in 2026
Weird how heatherpaedo basically begs for attention from ziedbelg and he barely even acknowledges his existence
>>216607029Mental how much you crave Ziedys approval, you're worse than him. His winged monkey. At least he is somewhat original - your life is meaningless
>>216601929If only we could stop ourselves from throwing money at whores.
>>216607034just sling yer bollocks up her
just tried searching for "young blood" by "naked and famous" but searched for "young naked" fucks sake am not a nonce gchq
>>216606920>>216606966Not allowed these days. Gone woke
>>216607064>>216607065LOL tru
business plan: read anime
>>216605201
>>216607052we hold ourselves to a higher standard here mate
overheard the toilfu saying a phrase verbatim that I had said myself that morning, it's like she hangs on my every word~
>>216606995>>21660702112 year old boy dancing gets sucker punched by a random - thats it
>>216607084the raped
10:15am Remembrance Service on BBCone
>>216607072if we don't simp for 'em someone else willthere's no winning
>>216607052there is a literal actual /brit/ janny assigned to the thread. he's one of the lefty freaks that posts about trannies every day which is why tranny porn stays up but no-no words will get you shitcanned
>>216607064>>216607065raped that homo up the arse
>>216607075Wish I could but they're also extremely sensitive. Took me a year to trust exberg with touching them, and she was always too rough.
>>216607079she's rubbing on his mateif a girl does it it's okaythis isn't reddit, double standards are based
>>216607090yea higher standards of racebait with the belgium nonce (aka quentin)
The escort I saw had some noticeable body hair on her arms/tummy. Not huge amounts but definitely felt it running my hands over her.
Mamdani: after 9/11 my aunt was so scared of discrimination she couldn't wear her hijab which all Muslims are required by Islamic law to wear! She risked going to hell because of bigotry!Mamdani's """Muslim""" wife in 2025:
Best Timmy can do
>>216607127I don't think women understand that bollocks aren't an erogenous zone for men. The correct attitude towards them is to never touch them and if you absolutely have to then handle them like fragile eggs.
>>216601929Reminds me of that time...
>>216607092said something on a date that was quoted verbatim here a few days after so think it's just coincidence lad
>>216607166i had a girl suck my bollocks once and it felt pretty good
>>216607166fucking homo, love it when my gf sucks and plays with my ballsi love to cum while gfberg lies next to me kissing me whle she plays with my balls and i wank myself off
>>216607158Reddit has been going wild over her, calling her a baddy and his "goth mommy" - I find a lot of beaky Middle Eastern women appealing, but she is not it. Idgi
>>216607092and she'll be hanging on the end of jamals knob tonight while he blacks her RAW and you're posting on brit
here comes rorke
going to turn the heating on as a little treat for myself
it's hilarious how heathermong is using "rodent" as an adjective
>>216607166For me this is true - I just want them gently massaged at most>>216607181My balls are too big to fit in any girls mouth
>>216607190i would ngl
what the fuck is an adjective
>>216607158SEX
>>216607207i wish i was a woman
>>216607211genuinely repulsive little subhuman, hope he get's cancer or early onset dementia
>>216607173nah this wasnt like a generic turn of phrase everyone uses like "till the cows come home" or something, it was more nuanced than that. She was clearly emulating me
over at mark felton's gaff
ive arsed it all up
remember that lad with the one enormous bollockhe wrote FOY on it. was a laugh
why are jews so sadistic, bloodthirsty, savage, and barbaric?
why are there so many people here including the cuckle brothers upset about a relatively insignificant american politician's wifevery bizarre
Hitler met his girlfriend Eva when he was 40 and she was 17
>>216607238he already has the saddest life you can imagine, no need to wish anything worse on him
do (sprint) skills increase sprint spark chance
>>216607235*were, hyptothetical subjunctive moodfucking steaming as a rocket, my face and hands are numb
>>216607241Mark Felton used to be based but now he's a cocksucker.
>>216607242your life?
Quick update/reminder >Doing a STEM degree >Working at the best paying supermarket in the UK >Doing taekwondo >Multiple hobbies: anime, video games, languages, digital art, nature, animals>Go out socially regularly >Qualified mental health first aider And people here have the nerve to mock me lmao2m0vt
>>216607253worst thing he ever done
>>216607258wish he would be a wretched little creep somewhere else though
>>216607226Noun - Naming word (person, place or thing)Verb - Doing wordAdjective - Describing word
>>216606993>>216607190>>216607222better than republican equivalents her age
really musty smell of man in here all of a sudden
>>216607275Youre also a bloke, youve got that going for you too
>>216607239ask her to do something then lad. worst that can happen is she politely declines
How much do you feel like you’re wasting your life?
>>216607262no it's purely random and based on the sprint aptitude (B minimum)
new creps
>>216607252She is very pretty and doesn't adhere to their expected sartorial standards of a female person of her religious persuasion
the wank will be hard tonight, had too my too drink and got the wiskey dick
Fuck off. 0%. Grow up
>>216607308dunno, just don't want anything
>>216606332fucking hell steve did look really weird back then
>>216607300>women are categorised into democrat or republicanMy girlfriends have either been third position or politically neutral, like all good women should be.
>>216607308fucked it uptoo late to changestopped worrying about itdrift along now and enjoy what I can
daniel sharton got the quality street triangle creps omds
wpuld ypu ever date a prostitute?i mean date, not just have sex with
>>216607253major based gigachad moment
mad how pengers this stuff is
>>216607308It's wasted, past tense, on the order of about ~12 years at this point so I don't give a shit. I'm a horrible person as well so I deserve it.
>>216607308good question. I enjoy what I do but I'm just existing right now. sometimes feel like I should do more but if I get to my deathbed and I've enjoyed my life will I be upset?
>>216607353No
>>216607308a bitI feel like I should be 25 tops but hitting 30 next year and i definitely pissed away a lot of my 20s
>>216607363See this stuff in my sisters bedroom fridge, no clue what it is
>>216607326They're the heroes. The lads fresh off the boats. The lads on the illegal electric bikes weaving through traffic without a thought for anyone's safety. They make it all possible.
>>216607353Obviously not unless she was one of those high end ones that makes 10 grand an hour. at that point morals have to give way to financial practicalities
>>216607363>Chilli>2 L's
>>216607378why are you rooting through her personal fridge
>>216607393not reading all of that shit
>>216607396not the only thing i root through hehe
think i scared gorpheus away this morning :(
>>216607322this will help>>>/gif/29743764
>>216607363Lao Gan Ma for me
>>216607408
>>216607378>bedroom fridgewhat
>>216607363foreign muck
feeling really weird
I want a hug
>>216607253What's mad is he never had a relationship before that
>>216607363corr love this stuff can eat it with anything sometimes just spread it on toast
>>216607419Lovely building. Asylum seeker flats?
>>216607275male degreemale hobbies
>>216607419shoop brick is different
>>216607419turn into a hotel for african male refugees
alexa play Donna Lewis - I Love You Always Forever then inject me with a fatal dose of heroinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqdWTeXWvOg
i let the love of my life leave because i was insecure despite her accepting me for what i amnow i spend my weekends alonehow do you numb your pain brit?
>>216607158i wish she would hide her hideous face behind hijab
>>216607435for me its frying eggberts in it
Minoxidil making my scalp itch all of a sudden, oh dear.
>>216607353Yes, I would.I kind of secretly hope the escort I'm seeing will fall in love with me.
>>216607308if i didnt have a well paid job i would probably do myself in
>>216607443prove it fatso
>>216607419turn into adjustment centre
>>216607450Ktim but I left her, two months before we were meant to get a place together. Couldnt let things progress any further knowing what I am, and knowing what she really deserved
Gimmick idea: (You)ing yourself>>216607489
>>216607377Alri fellow 1996 ladTruly a dire year to be born
>>216607326Shouldn't even be giving these pakis a wage let alone a tipHere's a tip: fuck off back to where you came from
>>216607450insecurities? name them please
>>216607377>>216607493I'm also a 1996 queen :)
>>216607457yes lad love mixing it in with scrambled eggs too. always got a jar of it in
never had a gf, meprobably for the best. I don't think I'd be able to get over it when it ended.
>>216607492?
>>216607529ktim
>>216607494I will say this to the paki who delivers my booze
what do the refugees actually do all day
>>216607533don't worry x
>>216607489>>216607450ever shag her up the arse?
>>216607467are you the retard that blogs about the escort who wont respond to your messages and you couldnt get a boner so you just sat and talked?
>>216607529Mental that desu
>>216607194theyre so cutealpacas are the cutest
>>216601929>"Look-a-like">She looks 55 years old.>Britbongs getting hot and heavy.I know white women age out after 25 but come on guys.
>>216607533increase the birth rate
Do Brits fetishize indians the way West Coasters fetishize asians due to the high density of Chinese and Japanese people in that area? I remember spending a few weeks in Vancouver last year and when I got home I just wanted to pump asian girls nonstop.
>>216607529>>216607529>>216607529
might cop these (unironically)
>>216607569>>216607569>>216607569
DUCK AND SALLY INSIDE
>>216607548Nope but I did put a thumb up once when shagging her from behind
>>216607522when you weigh it up the feeling in the moment is better than the breakup after. you should at least try it lad
>>216607560Indians no but I would shag asian (chinese) uni birds rotten.
>>216607596 Yeah?
>>216607560no one is attracted to indians not even indians
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>>216607522>I don't think I'd be able to get over it when it ended.It's rough, but you manage. I shagged an escort, made it much easier
>>216607304oh she already has a partner so an intimate relationship is out of the window but when I spend 8 hours a day with her nearly each day of the week it sort of feels like we're a couple and that's good enough
>>216607593Disagree with this personally, but I'm extremely emotionally sensitive and never really get over anything
NON-DOGSHIT NON-PADDY NEW>>216607615>>216607615>>216607615
>>216607533Work deliveroo and harassing underage girls when they want to let a little steam off
>anglo political pundits
>>216607308im 30 and not really just a massive introvert. would just regret it more if i acted differently and tried to "live" life instead
