Do you love England?
>>216607929probably a brown shitskin seething about her blue eyes and ginger hair
>>216607990it was just a joke, you schizophrenic ape
Yes. I want to move to England so bad. I'd love to have an angloid peasant wife like her and live in a nice comfy cottage doing nothing but working on our garden and having hot sweaty breeding sex at night.
YesI wish my parents hadn't left
>>216607929Expensive, overpriced, cold, damp, self hating, woke miserable shit little island.
I hate being Angloooooo
>>216608629Why? Anglos are the human form perfected.
if you're like 100% diaspora English, like your ancestors left in 1650, I wonder how different your genes are from somebody who is 100% English modern day
>>216607929Someone on here called that the Luanne phenotype and it seems about right.
>Do you know how the Amglos first came into being?They were saxons once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... perfected. My fighting Bri'ishers. Whom do you serve?
>>216608854>Whom do you serve?Mountbatten
>>216607929She looks like a character from attack on titan
>>216608986Anglos have big eyes like anime
>>216609078She's Burmese though
>>216609163>green eyes>burmesegenetically impossible
>>216608034>>216607990why are brapzilians so psychotic
>>216607929looks like my mum
>>216608808kek I can hear her bumpkin accent in my mind
>>216609307Some women in my family look like mutted this
>>216609201high testosterone and high intellectual
>>216609201low testosterone and low intelligence
>>216609163>muh one drop Person of colour please
>>216609348>tfw no qtp2d Southern grillfriend who calls you "Unka Hank"
>>216609570>do it for her
>>216607929
>>216609348It was funny how accurate they got that specific variant of white trash. I've know multiple people who look like that. My ex has the same face, dressed the same and had a shitty trailer park family too.
>>216609864Brittany Murphy did a great job voicing her. For me, it's the softness of her trailer trash accent. But the few times she got mad, it always made me audibly kek:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFYGDCNQLjE
>>216610028crazy that she, johnny hardwick, and jonathan joss are all dead now
>>216607929I fucking hate it here and I hate being AngloI unironically wish everyday I was born in another Euro country and of their ethnicity
>I fucking hate it here and I hate being Anglo>I unironically wish everyday I was born in another Euro country and of their ethnicity
>>216610119Not a jeet I just don’t loike itI want to be a handsome dark haired guy and live in a pretty town by the sea and spend my days drinking coffee in a cafe and doing fuck all. Instead I’m a ginger living in an ugly industrial shithole with constant grey skies and an aversion to eating out anywhere because most cafes where I am are greasy spoon chav joints
>>216610182blog on
>>216610194I’ll shove a firework up your bum and watch you ping pong across the sky and eventually explode
>>216607929he got her
>>216610028I don't know what that specific accent is called but it stretches all the way from Tennessee to California, it's not Texas specific but it's always a certain type or rural/trailer people. My ex is from eastern California and talks like that and my friends mom is from Kansas and sounds like that too.
>>216610630>I don't know what that specific accent is called but it stretches all the way from Tennessee to CaliforniaThe Brad Pitt accent, I have it too despite growing up in Minnesota
>>216607929yesI'm angloboo enough to have shit like this on my shelf :/
>>216607929You literally can’t suffer in the UK
>>216608629>mfw when a fucking squid
>>216607929Yes. I have a great appreciation for English culture and have always thought of myself as an Anglophile. My favorite aspect of Anglokultur is English folk music. A. L. Lloyd's collection of English drinking songs is awesome, I love John Barleycorn and The Foggy Dew.
>>216611061this one is kino
>>216609641The Britons are so damn valid.
>>216609163so is kate beckinsale
>>216611307For me, it's High Germanyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOkMSrQpkSs
>>216610683I want to call it a generic rural American accent but I live in Los Angeles and I know people who grew up with it in a "rural" area thats like a 20 minute drive from down town Los Angeles. Everytime I hear Brad Pitt I think of that stupid /tv/ pasta now kek.>Mistah Pittu, pureeeasu no beato me!
>>216612264>stupid /tv/ pastaWhich one, there's like four or five related to him lol
>>216611307>The Foggy DewI get that you're referencing the English song, but that's usually just called Foggy Dew or Foggy, Foggy Dew. The Foggy Dew is a very famous Irish war song.
I love England and English history (medieval). I have read a biography on every Anglo-Saxon king. Don't care for the empire and I think modern day England is very grim indeed.
>>216612925Theres some long one about Brad Pitt beating up Bruce Lee in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Bruce Lee has a thick Japanese accent. It's long, I thought I had it saved but can't find it.
>>216614345Yeah I know about Braddu Pittu posting (it was one of the things that hooked me on /tv/ back in the day). There's also the Fury pasta about his haircut and the many, many Fight Club and Inglorious Basterds ones.
>>216611784So this is why the Celts went extinct o algo
>>216609201Humidity + heat = crazy and retarded
>>216611784>irelandgrim
>>216614951they are not civilised people like we
>>21661349>>216614934One of the kings of Mercia was a Celt
>>216615689That’s not really special as most Western Europeans come from the Celts. Brits are actually distinct in that we evolved from Insular Celts while continental Euros like the French were Continental Celts so our genetic differences started early.
>>216607929Built for Big Dane Rape breeding
>>216609641Top Gear
>>216608707What this anon said^ We're on top of the food chain my nigga, only behind scheming Ashkenazis anyway
>>216616021i unironically think frogs are above anglos because they still made a good civilisation at its peak but didnt neglect things like the arts so they had great classical music and architecture when we didn’t
>>216616123>neglect things like the arts English literature, and theater makes up for it, while there's no shortage of fantastic Georgian, Victorian, and Edwardian architecture. Music less so, but at least you guys have Holst.
>>216608114Youre a bit late for that dream friend
>>216608360It’s thisLast decade has gone full terrible
>>216611157Unfortunately you can
>>216616739>holstliterally german
>>216616884>germanHis Dad was a Germano-Swede mix while his Mom was full English. He's straight-up Danelaw/Anglo-Saxon.
>>216616897doesnt count
>>216607929for a british woman, she is not mid
>>216607929Yes of course <3
>>216613491>Don't care for the empireI would think that history more pertinent but otherwise yea
>>216607929absolutely and will take any opportunity to go back!Sussex is my fav region so far.
>>216607929yeah rosbifs are fine
>>216611784much much lower because of the pakis and nigs now
