wwyd if this was you?
>>216610482I would comer mis mocos y picarme el culo o algo
being an eagle could be quite cool
>muffled screams>How Bizarre starts playing
Dip some Takis in Coca Cola
>>216610482Go full Soviet sometime in the 1920s-1930s, invite the Soviets, nukes aimed at Texas, California, Area 51, Florida, DC, cartels don't exist, play the long game by funding low-level insurgencies in the Southwest
>harass women at internet>eat takis and drink cocacola while yell at some spaniards about returning the parrot>make anti-trump posts in facebook>waste my day at harassment facebook groups
>>216610482I'd migrate to the US and then I don't know what the fuck I'd do. Join the military if I had no other options. I have no idea what it's like to live life having no money and having to work for everything, sounds miserable.
>>216611579>while yell at some spaniards about returning the parrotqrd
>>216611898it's a pun for "return the gold"
>>216611579says the forocochero
