Peter edition
well rorke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfE1WP2pV00&list=RDNfE1WP2pV00&start_radio=1
ONLY A SHADDERONLY A SHADDERONLY A SHADDERAND SHE LOOKSLIKE YOU
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and do a horrendous brap.
corrwhat are dem fings in gremlins called again?
>>216614725ello
Representatives of the British Museum have also stated that there are already about twenty stones in Egypt that are similar to the Rosetta Stone."It's like saying you have three children, so I can kidnap one of them," Hanna huffs.
ancient sex arse
>>216614787mogwai lad!
wish fit girls would let me shag them
>>216614831and the most successful one at that
Good morning team. Got toil this morning but fortunately finish at 12:00 pm.
mongolian sex arse
immigrant sex arse
Veozah!!
premier sex arse
pooing into another dimension and leaving it therenot my problem
Should I drive drunk and spend someone else's money to get a burger?
She said it's not now or nevahWait ten yeahs we'll be togethahI sed betta late than nevahJust don't make me wait fohevah
send them all back
>>216614963Come back Alistair
Very strange thread this morning
p-p-poo-land
>>216614932No that's an idiotic idea and you'll 100% agree with me once you've sobered up
>>216614932Hell yeah that's gonna be a great burger!
one of worst regrets getting into car with a drunk drivernothing happened but one of them ones when you just look back was very stupid
dui death sex arse
>>216614932Don’t let anything stand between you and burger
>>216615007Sorry senpai, you're outvoted
shitman 2: silent arseassin
give us a look at your tits or arse love
>>216615007I don't know what "sober up" means either
>>216615051More like shitman poo
>>216615069It means to become sober. I hope you don't kill anyone.
>>216615083I live in Florida
>>216615095Floridians aren't immune to being killed or permanently injured by drunk drivers.
saw 3 arse
>>216615111I know. It's great
>>216615069UH SIRPLEASE STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLEHANDSLET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!
>>216615075good work agent fartyseven
10-4 be advised we have a possible bogey on our 6 over
>>216615129*picks nose and sticks it to my arse*Oh yeah definitely do haha
>>216615129BUT WHAT IF THEY FIND THE BODY?BODY? WHAT BODY? HEHEHEHAHAHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!
>>216615075or the king poo chicken
one of them pnes when just cant be arsked to wank
seeing dadberg for father’s day today
guatamalen sex arse
monumental sex arse
we may have lost rorke do you copy rorke i repeat do you copy
>>216615215this was almost as funny as Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas back in the dayI was on the floor laughing in either case
>>216614863I've given up on sex and now I'm happy just to have fit girls willing to talk to me
>>216615236now that was a fucking shit game remember having to get 200 akimbo 44 magnum with acog scope kills for this patch
uh dispatch we gotta overturned Chevy at the intersection between 122rd and Poo Boulevard, victim appears to be an overweight virgin clutching a burger. Send the meat wagon
sex with sandy hook survivors
Nothing wrong with a bit of muntin partner
>>216615284how about sandy cheeks and its that squirrel from spongebob but you can fuck her
>>216615275uh red rover red rover this is spearhead position tango bravo niner over requesting alpha strike on priority target over
You like muntin, me I like gay porn
trying to stop thinking about the toilfu but it's not easy
>>216615030This isn't a new thought. It was already written down on page 239 of volume 6 on shelf 5 on wall 1.
>>216615296roger that Spearhead, weapons free you are clear to engage
>>216615318roger that, base, we'll give 'em hell!
radicalized sex arse
grafted sex arse
do black people like pakistanies
>>216615384non whites are all linked to each other magnetically
>>216615384>me own fookin skinhead mate, a Carribean chicken and rice eater!
i love mccheatin on my wife
i'm ghosting like 6 people at the momentwhy can't they just leave me alone
>>216615423I guess Dr. Phil would be called Dr. Phillip, esq. in Britain, lmao!
Survived the burger run
gold bar flavoured digestives what were they thinkingnothing should be this good
pick one
>>216615489women tend to position themselves so that the most fertile is at the center of the photo
>>216615489Second from the left is within my league but probably still a cunt, so second from the left
I'm not suicidal I just can't be arsed with life
passively suicidal arse
>>216615489The brown lass on the right seems the least slaggy so I would choose her.
>>216615489i actually don't want to
>>216615489horrible group of people gimme another
>>216615557ktimwouldn't actively kill myself but if i found out someone would push a button at midnight that just makes me instantly die then i probably wouldn't panic
>girls allowed
Then he journeyed for a long ways;She was never in his mind -Came he home to just a memory,for the lady she had died!Take good care of timeTo sow your own true seed -The summer's end will bring your leaving!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FtFRGxY3o
>>216615601Not that anon but here
>>216615489midul
just tabbed in to see a mong accuse me of samefagging last thread
*opens the curtains*COME ON GET UP, BIG DAY TODAY!*pulls the covers off you to reveal your boner*GET UP NOW, IT'S... oh... okay, well coffee is... ready*runs out laughing*
gave a 31 year old their first ever chicken mcnugget on friday and forgot to ask how it was
>>216615489pick none
Always sus when I meet a white South African. Probably blacks too but they seem to stay there.
pick one (not the bloke in the middle)
>>216615733how many saffers do you realistically meet in finland of all places
>>216615721how do you manage to post here so often while being married do you just sit here and post drivel while shes in bed
>>216615734Just give me the least attractive one
>>216615721at least it's better than a baguette with ham, mushrooms, cheese and ketchupyou ANIMALS
>>216615675not that i don't believe you, and i'm not that aussie, but it's very easy to remove a (You) by just unchecking the "You" box from the dropdown menu on your post, so these kinds of screenshots really prove nothing
>>216615721Is that what the kids are calling it these days
>>216615734JABBA FLABBA WABBA HUNG HOOOOO HAHAHAHHAHAAAA
>>216615721grim thing to introduce to someone
>>216615733ktim, met one last week and didn't want to ask him questions about it>>216615744i either post while at work, or when she's watching telly, she's sleeping now so that part is true.she is pregnant and sleeping or being sick a lot so that gives me more time on the computer when i'm not at the chemist or doing the shopping or other stuff she can't do anymore.so yes i just post drivel while she's in bed.
>>216615759well this thread's gonna be downhill from here so I might as well get up
>>216615755u wot m8think that's a 4chanx feature or whatever that extension is called
>A Newham Council staff member allegedly “manipulated” its housing systems to give 35 homes to people not eligible for them, the town hall has revealed.First Barking now Newham, Britain really isn't prepared for the sheer scale of third world corruption
>>216615752don't talk shit>>216615789it was a nugget on request, popped into a sandwich
>>216615805i see, well in that case there's still good ol fashioned inspect element
pick nonevapid whores
south africa is weird because it was ruled by brits but also the dutch or something and they have some fucked up language. the small amount of whites from there are weird tarqs like musk or white trash like die antwoord
#SaveTheBoors
>>216615816idk if you're a pole or the scot but either one of you needs to understand zapiekankas are trash slop could easily make something equivalent or even better at home just toasting bread and putting sauce on it with some toppings, but you know not an open sandwich since that design is objectively bad
languid day innit a nap would do you good
absolutely bucketing down out there
>>216615878thanks for staying in india and not coming here
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>>216615869you can put cheese on a slice of bread in a pan and that counts as zapiekankaor just buy a chilled/frozen zapiekanka and heat it up at home. it's still good.to be fair i haven't had one this year, but they're still tasty.
>>216615648ar rook same but I guess I pick the grumpy one in the middle
might move to china and change my name to ching chong mcgee
Fucken too many saffers at workHad to put up with two of them bitching about the rest of the office in their bastard dutch for half the fucking day last week
CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
Dreamed I was being hunted to death again.
would love to work with saffers. we would bond through our anecdotally justified racism
>>216615648Top right
>>216615887cheers la xindia is a shithole but it is my shithole and i love it
zapiecancer more like
>>216615916my absolute favourite dreams feels so exciting running away and hiding and outmaneuvering and sometimes attacking them, think i was a rat or rodent in a past life
>>216615489for me it's nicola(and the debut album)>>216615643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj9SgWPTkls&t=8
>>216615921black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>216615921SCREAMING
>>216615905sorry that name is already taken
Been reading some Shelley are you lads doing OK?
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
https://www.coles.com.au/browse/pantry/international-foods/south-african
>>216615897id rather eat peanut butter and jelly or a greasy unsanitary kebab way before that if im completely honest with you
for me it will always be are Cheryl
>>216615957>Shelleypoetry? reading history right now. lvl up faggot
>>216615916>>216615938once dreamed the death of the world due to a powerful alien threat beyond our power to stop, i died several times over several dreamsgot annoyed when one of them was actually a trailer for a spinoff series of offshoots of society living deep within the earths core in little underground societies surrounded by magma trying to maintain contact with other groups of survivors while being picked off by attacks similar to terminators infiltrating the human bunkers and trying to figure out a way to stop them.>>216615978you can do that still. a lot of zapiekanki are served in places that also do kebabs.
south africa is exactly like Birmingham in that it's impossible to say the place name without putting on a silly accent
can't believe frankenstein was written by an 18 year old girlwonder if she was fit
>>216615996my brain's malfunctioning at how true this is
may have just said Birmingham outloud multiple times to try to disprove that post but it's spot on
>>216615996and palmerston north
>>216616001If you've ever read the book, it's plain to the reader that she had an incest fetish. As a matter of fact, a book of hers published posthumously, Mathilda, has incest as its main theme along with suicide.
brummies sound like ghosts to melike, i imagine if a ghost ever spoke to me it would have a birmingham accent
un
>>216616035can't say palmerston without doing it in a barney from the simpsons voice so you're right
>>216615985Pretty sure it's history. It says the king is mad and things like that.
Israeli survivors of Kristallnacht mark 87th anniversary of Nazi riots amid rising antisemitismYes, you do need to clean your water bottle. Here's why and how
>>216616023>>216616034>>216616035>>216616044>>216616046>>216616047>>216616051>>216616062>>216616076>/brit/
Hypothetically, if someone were born in Antarctica, would that not make them the sole natural citizen of that country and therefore the only eligible leader and able to simply assume control and start bossing around all those scientists wandering around down there?
up at 06:50 on a Sunday. Im just a different breed of beast
>>216616092no
>>216616098its 7:50 mate clocks went forward again innit
Everyone should kill themselves
>>216616092Yeah but it would be like Sealand do you really want to be the king of that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z32Y-D5kJTgconvinced this freak had a successful sex life solely because of his british accent
>>216616083what happens in /deutsch/ then?
>>216616111i got up an hour ago. i'm not the type to get straight onto /brit/
>>216616098I have to leave for toil in 10 minutes
>>216616127rather not say
>>216616092no government or country of antarctica to give out citizenship so realistically it would probably come down to your parents or at the very most, who 'owns' the slice you were born in
>>216616113more than anything
>>216616113I'd love to be emperor of Antarctica. Open borders policy plus legalised cannibalism would provide plenty of meat for the people I choose to keep alive
>>216616092There have been people born on the continent of AntarcticaAntarctica is not a state but a treaty condominium with a patchwork of suspended territorial claims two of which are where those people got bornhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villa_Las_Estrellashttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanza_Base
>>216616158Cor thanks for looking that up for me. You could be one of those scientists down there studying penguins or ice or whatever it is or secret nazi ufo bases
DON'T WATCH FOOTBALL BUT NEED ARSENAL TO FUMBLE THE PREMIER LEAGUE AGAINSORRY FOR SHOUTING
Met a girl yesterday who is living in a three bed council house in Hammersmith for £600 a month with her sisterUnsure if that £600 was each or between them The reason? They'd "inherited" the tenancyDespite the fact this woman was working full time and earning £38,000So just because her mother was poor she's now entitled to subsidised rent for life, to the tune of £15,000-20,000 a yearIt's no wonder corruption is so high, it's a lottery ticket
>>216616134this better not be you bruder >>216612984
*pops head around the corner*oi lads, you mind keeping it down in here? cheers x
>>216616188wtf my mum's poor too, where's my subsidised rent for life?
>>216616195So this was you just then?
Any lads here doing anything for rememberence today? I've got to go to a poxy parade
Wouldn't be an antarctic researcher now they've cracked down on boozeToo many frozen drunk astronomers you see
>>216616254might have a little remember. maybe at 11:00 idk
>>216616254Are you a cadet
>>216616273alcohol's bad for you mate, do opioids instead
>>216616273I heard somewhere that Guinness is made by melting down penguins but I can't remember where I heard it.
>>216616205Maybe she wasn't poor back when you could actually get a council house
>>216616254it's a day off so i'll probably be doing nothing at allgot to lay a wreath in the ceremony at the town cenotaph back in high school once which was nice.
I remember my family members that fought for the axis, not those that served the interests of the financial elite. Just keep quiet on remembrance, nobody wants to hear it, but I wear my NSDAP badge under my jumper.
>umami>"ooh mommy"sounds a bit sexual doesn't it?
irish milf fanny tastes ooh mammy
>>216616312Hope you get pulled off the street by a modern day nazi hunter and get strapped to the foundations of a gaza strip hospital
zoo wee mama
>>216616345I respect Israel actually, they embody the old way.
rorke breaking the minutes silence by loudly sobbing
>>216616369Mental illness
>>216616321yeah if you like shagging your mum i guess
my man dj pooh actually contributed much of the dialogue in gta san andreas not some crusty white scottish guy
>>216616391Whatever you say. They are proof that ruthlessness and Machiavellianism are superior.
Some lovely autumnal colours out in Surrey yesterday
>>216616424Whereabouts are you lad? Epsom Downs here
Wonder how many incest enjoyers there are out there who realise they only get to keep going if they shut their mouths about it
morning lads, bit foggy
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Pant-hoot_call_made_by_a_male_chimpanzee.ogg
wish it would full piss down for like a week flat
>>216616453strange thing to wonder about
what was the name for those toys that weren't quit as big as action man but not quite as small as micro machines, somewhere in the middle.they had soldiers, as well as policemen, firemen, paramedics as well as spacemen, they were articulated a bit and had hands that cold hold guns as well as some vehicles like boats and apcs
going full nigger mode on some fried chook
toilet won't flush and I NEED to shit. I am so fucked
>>216616452That's Leith hill, I was doing a day trip from L*ndon though
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uxaKkFUMu8k
>>216616493go outside and dig yourself a latrine son
>>216616485Rescue Heroes
>>216616485There was a few. GI Joe's were the main ones I think.Do you have a bucket? You can flush a toilet with a bucket of water. Look up how to do it though, there's a knack to it
>>216616485the corps? IDK I had an action man personally
rorkes more of a vr troopers kind of guy
>>216616485Mobil figures?
>>216614691nyeheheheh
>>216616536>Do you have a bucket? You can flush a toilet with a bucket of water. Look up how to do it though, there's a knack to itWas for >>216616493
>>216616345vid related, a 'modern day nazi hunter'
did you know the opposite of penetration is vagination?
>>216616464https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762676166560235.webm
>>216616525they were a bit bigger and the characters were usually more generic. they could bend the shoulders, elbows and knees.>>216616541yeah thanks you're right. loved playing with these but the thumbs always broke off and you had to use blutack to keep the guns in their hands
screaming aren't I
This 4chan thread has an average reading level around 3rd to 5th grade (U.S.), based on typical readability metrics like Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level.Here’s why:Most posts are very short, often one phrase or meme (“mongolian sex arse,” “send them all back”).Vocabulary and syntax are simple, with almost no complex sentences.Spelling and grammar are often nonstandard or intentionally distorted (“fohevah,” “yeahs”), which further reduces linguistic complexity.The only higher-level portion is the opening quote about the British Museum and Rosetta Stone — that segment alone would score around college reading level (Grade 12–14) — but it’s immediately followed by low-effort banter.If averaged together, that one educated paragraph plus the mass of low-grade posts yields an overall composite of roughly 5th-grade readability — but if you remove the museum quote, the thread itself drops to around 3rd-grade.
>>216616584I'd do do do her funky gibbon if you get my meaning
kyrgyz sex arse
>>216616600tell them to suck my organic balls
>>216616592I had this action man and a bunch of WWE wrestlers, many hours of kino were had with it
taking a break from eating chicken to have a wank
>>216616600didn't read
Invidiously conceived within the ostensibly progressive inner-sanctum of cricketing cognoscenti, the Hundred consequently engenders vehement opprobrium, feasibly traipsing the precipice of profound denigration as it transmogrifies a venerable sporting tradition into a debatably sedulous pursuit of expedient capitalisation and deleteriously inimical spectator appeasement.
>>216616636Hope you get salmonella of the balls
>>216616466kek isn't that the Far Cry box art
sucking a coffee
>>216616629action man toys were great but with the corps guys you could have bigger battles because there were more of them, and vehicles and stuffof course the only good action men were the ones with the solid hair (that looked a bit pierce brosnan) rather than the weird fuzzy hairthink i had multiple packets of these space ones because so they were good goons due to being facelesswonder if toys these days have so many guns
taking a break from eating wank to have a chicken
screaming at a photos memory i just had on my iphonethere was loads of photos of my baby nieces and some lovely outdoors shots with the snow and then randomly popped up a picture of a lass stark naked with an erection
taking a break from wanking a chicken
>>216616659Well spotted
lasses can't get erections
why must they be like this?
Need are Emma to doo doo in my mouth.
>>216616312>but I wear my NSDAP badge under my jumper.Lol coward
>>216616711Genuinely the most depressing tits I think I've ever seen
Absolutely fucking dire thread. Hang your heads in shame you fucking freaks.
>>216616681>a lass stark naked with an erectionhaha where did you get that pic?
>>216616782It's okay. I am here now.
Morning lads.Day 22 without porn.Day 15 without masturbating/orgasm.Day 12 after the escort.I've tried visualising myself with the same escort this morning and my dick actually stirred a bit. That could be a good sign as the last few days every time I've thought of her, my dick has felt completely limp (most likely because of last time).
They choose child actors to have exaggerated cute childlike features the unfortunate consequence being they grow up to look like mongs
>>216616796oh no
My ex sent me pictures of her with her niece a few times and her niece was always topless in them but she was like maybe 8 or that, not old enough to have actual tits.I don't know if I deleted them all because icloud has been saving stuff randomly in places on my pc across multiple phone usage so I hope I don't go to jail.
>>216616802get a viagra, stop crying, numpty
>>216616796Ironically would make their figurines more collectable
>>216616802>Day 22 without porn.ktim in 2 weeks
>>216616747you gonna NAZI HUNT him broh? you gonna kick his ass?
>>216616794the so called Tradwife
How’s your beard coming along?
>>216616802When you get horny, what do you do to get calm down?
>>216616804it should be allowed
Who remembers the americlap meme?
>>216614691
>>216616874
>>216616826Died doing what he loved
>>216616887reckon he's a bit pissed off that after all that royal cock sucking he did, he never got are Liz to knight him? Had to settle for what's his name
morning /brit/ hows it foing
>>216616904why couldn't liz do it?
>>216615721
>>216616826nobody even checked on the poor bastard?
>>216616929she won't come out of her box for some reason
>>216616864I haven't got that horny yet. I did a bit yesterday, I think, but I just let the feelings pass. I'm not sure if my dick was just feeling sensitive or what.I'm someone who has watched porn for years and have never had sex. I am a bit concerned how long it might take for me to become normal.
>>216616864he spams boring inane shite about his sad life on here
>>216616904This is unironically the reason why
>>216616928KWAB
>Hop in anon-kunWhat do??
dead sniffly this morningwould love a big sneeze with snot going everywhere to clean me right out
>>216616949what's she doing in a box?
>>216616942the two on the left are definitely tranners but not sure about the other one
>>216616966im 31 and this is deep
off to temu anyone want owt?
>>216616966>no naturewhat a dumb shitlib
>>216616928but of course they're still the victim and people hate them for no reason, goyim
don't get the rationale behind intentionally squeezing hard while shaking someones handi get you want it to be firm but there's no reason to actually squeeze hard unless you have something to prove which is about as bad as having a weak handshake
>>216616986they're staring at her because she's dressed like a complete tart by rasheed standards like
>>216617007fucking hell
>>216616986Remember when that journalist got graped
>>216615734>the bloke in the middlewas hoping there was a femboy there
Me on the left outsmarting the Batman
>>216617030im just pointing out that this country has fantastic nature
>>216616859I just think it's hilarious he's playing the big man but hiding what he thinks
>>216617036why? because your gay?
>>216617030america mogs europe when it comes to nature
>>216617046>playing the big manby keeping quiet while honouring members of his family? sounds like you're projecting a bit
>>216617055nh
>>216616986Reckon it might have less to do with her being blonde and more to do with her being dressed completely inappropriately for that society
watched the first episode of Afterlifeam i supposed to like Gervais' character?
>>216617030love it when leftoid retards copy conservative memes without knowing what they actually mean
>>216617095that’s not allowed
>>216617073If you're not screaming your beliefs in everyone's faces and burning cars and looting over them, do you even hold those beliefs?
9am fucking hell that crept up on me
someone make a real new
making a 10/10 post in the new knowing it gets deleted and nobody will see it
>>216617109>i was pretending to be retarded i swearlol>>216617112good point
pretend to be retarded most of the time me
time was if someone posted ponies it would get deleted faster than someone posting cp while making a terrorist threat
>>216617055my gay what?
>>216617179>>216617192>>216617204give it up leftypol, humour isn't your strong suit
>>216617206ponies are worse than both of those things so makes sense
>>216617234>another epic joke
>>216617278>>216617278>>216617278real new
>>216617282>>216617282>>216617282the new as it were
>>216617283>>216617284err... we're all in the pony edition
