Roman Crocodile Armour edition
Welcome backto TV Burp
reds on soon lads
>last embers of his brain flickering with creativity before it completely shrivels upktim when gimmickposting on /brit/
Get him janny
am i allowed on /brit/
Wish I could start running now but realistically need to lose another 50lb beforehand
Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>216627407That 0.2% is bollocks that they add arbitrarily, as the normie customer base don't want 100% European. I got 0.2% Levantine, and when I trawled the 23andme subreddit I found a dozen other people with similar results to mine that had the same 0.2%
>>216627283>>216627170>>216626826there was a couple of incidents prior to him leaving the flat, there was arguing with the builders next door, the youre from sainsburys which got deleted of him chasing staff, him being paranoid about the dentist, shouting at one of his neighbours who drove past him, that time when the police came knocking on his door mid video
What's for dindins then lads?
>>216627407NASA bouncing satellite signals off your forehead
>>216627477thats still not including him gradually stripping off showing his appendix removal scar, and it all eventually culiminating in cum dripping from his knob in the kitchen
what the fuck
>>216627472sure you did schlomo
>>216627554I am 100% Celto-Germanic
>>216627576This is doing numbers on Lib dem/Labour twitter haha
City or Liverpool lads?Have put a fiver on City myself but don't want them to win
>>216627494I either reheat the other half of last night's kizza, make some bacon sandwiches (either with ketchup or cheese and jalapeno) or I have some fish fingers, tattie waffles and peas. How about yourself bossman?
>>216627640Liverpool
bet one of you witnessed lee rigby's murder
got a bit racialist about the browns/blacks on discord with the american e-gf when steaming last night and she hung up on me and hasn't texted me all day
>>216627663hahahahahahahahahawonder if the fodenbunny will have an impact in this game
>>216627680cringing my nut off at this entire post
>>216627663you can't post the fodenbunners
>>216627417hmm i wonder how you could lose 50 lb
>>216627659Got a lamb roast waiting
be in bed soon me. Early rise early grind x
>>216627711I can post them
who is hunter schafer dating?
>>216627744not me sadly
>>216627532>he still uses podsread Technology Connections
>>216627744i heard he bums your da
>>216627680So are you ever going to meet up with her or just have a long distance gf that might prevent you from getting a real gf. Sorry lad, it seems like this isn't going anywhere. It's over.
>>216627494making cous cous and some falafel with VERY spicy hot sauce for the second of thosebokkle of gin on the side for the dolphins game at 6
ah shit yeahfucking rotary club meeting tonight isnt it
genuinely wonder who runs the radio genoa account, genuinely think its some american chud
>>216627744me i hope x
>>216627776very obviously an indian
>>216627750was she alright?
>>216627744>hunter schaferCWLTSHC
>>216627744
>>216627724Right now I walk 4.5 miles a day, eat 1500kcal and do some light lifting. I want to get into high impact cardio again, it's so much more rewarding than lifting, as you improve rapidly. If I did it rn I'd end up ruining my knees and hips
>>216627407Fuck off back to Nairaland Jeff
>>216627758met her once and she sucked my knobulegot plans to go for a full week in feb and do the sex olympics
In Herons anyone want out
>>216627725Sounds good lad. I forgot I could also have lentil soup with bread and butter. Not sure what I want though, just sat in bed drinking wine ATM. Done fuck all today
>>216627820that's mighty depressing
>>216627640Shitty
got very drunk last night and made ching-chong noises and pulled my eyes up at my family
>>216627820That ceiling is going to cave in
>>216627640City will put three or four past them
>>216627820bokkle of scrumpy and a fray bentos pie please mate
5 minutes on a red board, and I've wanked. I have no self control. And it's to genres designed to make me feel worse. Like im punishing myself
>>216627820Chicken & Meat seems to imply that chicken is not meat
nth for the holodem
>>216627864what post/thread brought on the wank?
>>216627820Is this the one on Whitefriargate in Kingston upon Hull?
>>216627864
evaporating slowly but surely
>>216627864Based bbc enjoyer
>>216627820bruh
can confirm the enchiladas were goodan my timing was impeccable finished my washing up four minutes before kick off
>>216627818Fair play lad.Feb trip might be off now tho eh?Might need to message first and apologise but what the fuck do I know
advanced to semifinals then lost with king halo (lost to S final boss) 564 stamina. next time I will probably abuse wit training harder (270 wit). 700 wit or something is crazy and I had a lot of speed(!!)
FREE THE MANDEM
>>216627864SHUT UP YOU BORING FUCKING WASTER
definitely would want a wit card with energy recovery or wit training bonus instead of power >:3
tad peckish
>>216627955right so that elephants just doing some shopping are they
testicularly torsioning for are armed forces
>>216627955Tried the wellington, fucking amazing
>>216627866More worryingly, what is this nondescript meat?
saskia if youre an english nationalist how come your chasing an irishman's cock? naughty girl
>Zack Polanski Says He Would Try To Persuade Vladimir Putin To Give Up His Nuclear Weapons
it's 9/11 today
didn't want it to end up like this but I think I have to go to the store now
>>216627502chortled at this
this latte sipping london queer who writes for the guardian has figured out how to take down putin
>>216628016:(
>>216628009
supping an orange and mango squash
>>216628037true
return to the gold standard defund the state
>XCLUSIVE! Adult Stars BLACKLISTED for Voting Donald Trump!Well, I just googled one and there's a link to a video of her tonguing some blackamoor's bumhole. That's not very conservative.
this is a message for PUTINyou utter cockwomble!!listen up!!get rid of your nukes, you little shitbabyget rid of themyou fucking gherkin!!
>>216627864tranny wanks are the worst lol
>>216628037hes going to offer him some avocado toast!!!
>>216628076trump isn't very conservative
>supping an orange and mango squash
wish my cat was a real girl so i could wed her and we could live together forever
>>216628129grim freak
>>216627820soul
Imagine how many Africans will be imported after WWIIIAfter WWII the UK Government replaced 200,000 dead citizens with Jamaican migrants for example
>>216628129don't bum your cat
10mg diazepam and 30 mg mirtazapine down the gullet
>>216628162
>>216628076>tonguing some blackamoor's bumholeMost women have done that to a man though not black men
>>216628195I need her so muchly
what does it mean if your heart gets a bit sore when steaming?
no, I changed my mind, there's too much barking outside for me to go out, would have to starve for tonight
>>216628162Indians more likely.
im back
>>216628195Get on /sp/ lad
>>216628104how can Rorke respond?
leftypol does NOT like the anime elf girl for this
>>216628218and better than ever
slapping my cock, something might come out
>>216627955mental how expensive these are, are they actually worth it?
Fired from work because I made a comment about a tranny No idea what I can tell the woman
>>216628219i don't post on /sp/ during games and i certainly don't post off topic on /sp/
Sucking on a cup of tea
>>216627895>>216627904>>216627946Genuinely kill yourself
>>216628262what sort of tea
>Richter is quoted widely for his drowning rat experiments,[8] where rats would drown in a fairly short time without attempting to swim. But if rats had repeated experiences of rescue (or of being held briefly and then freed) they "do not die", and "show no signs of giving up".Ktim
>>216628238I tried that curry and it was alright, definitely better quality than most ready meals, but ultimately it was half an hour waiting for it to cook in the oven and it was no more enjoyable than a cheaper equivalent from M&S
i wish i was israeli, they seem like they have a lot of fun
>>216628264See you in three days
having a nice cuppa this afternoon lads
>>216628288they are comically evil, aren't they
>>216628264based
We love the Japanese ladies, don't we folks?
>>216628298looks like pete postlethwaite's corpse
https://youtu.be/O0GjM4YcJTw?si=bCQQqw0hvEJt9-Dd&t=155
>>216628288oh nooooo the terrorist rapist browns might have less food and feel a bit hungry :(
>>216628298her name?
my tummy is a machine that turns anything i eat into a clog at the poo production facility
>>216628271A black tea blend produced by the Bettys & Taylors Group since 1977. It became the best-selling tea brand in Britain in 2019.
scruff
>>216628104Well Haseeb, frankly I find your pedantic obsession with the origin of foodstuffs irrelevant to discussions of culture - might I ask, are your parents cousins perchance?
went to the record shop to pick up some 7in singles from the 60sstupid zoomer on the till tells me "theyre second hand, do you want to check the condition?"yeah no shit theyre secodn hand you stupid CUNT theyre 70 years OLDwhere the hell do they get these stupid CUNTS from
Manchester City number of English players - 1Liverpool number of English players - 0YOUR ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE, LADIES & GENTLEMEN
>oh nooooo the terrorist rapist browns might have less food and feel a bit hungry :(
-1 person thats a lot of ... non jews
going to have a very farty bum this evening/tomorrow morning
whats even wrong with tim
4chans not auto updating and keep getting "connection error". any ideas lads?
>>216628381who do you reckon has the biggest knob though
>>216628195What's her @ please I have seen her before
>>216628395/brit/ is a staunchly pro-Israel general mate - get lost
>>216628429Browsed brit for twenty years
>>216628369Maybe they thought you were thick and will try to return them
>>216628445>any ideas lads?yeah, arrest all women
>>216628445clear your cache
can always tell when someone will miss a penalty. I just know
who else /steaming club/?
>>216628466lycragun on twitter
>>216628469
>>216628484No you don't
sir 7in single
>>216628493Good lad. I love Megan Bitchell and her fat chebs as well
Feeling blackpilled and furious
>>216628429quite an aggressive form of schizophrenia i believe, very sad
>>216628484can guarantee this is confirmation bias on your partexplain this to my dad all the time and he still confidently reckons he can predict with 100% accuracy
>>216628476ill give it a go la' thanks
imagine slipping on a banana peel, falling down on a table, then the force knocking your head off which flies through the streets and lands in a little old lady's car as she drives alongwould be a rotten way to go
Gravy's good tonight.
quite an aggressive form
>>216628525as always, lets give it a go
>>216628539mad how yanks call gravy sauce
>>216628361loveable bumbling borishttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/profile-2067/boris-johnson.html
fuck's sake, just got a text from doctor saying "remember you have appointment tomorrow at 9:30am" and I've already been boozing all day
>Right to criticise Islam protected under British law after court battlebased based basedthe precedent has been set
>>216628539working on a gravy's good tonight/it pie night crossover
might go blubberhouses and do the reservoirs next weekend
>>216628527
>>216628429long term mental health issues, we're talking decades
>>216628523no i know. I saw Haaland pick up the ball and i just knew.
>think before you post
need someone to coax a stiffy out of me
>>216628658William Wallace looks like Nicolas Cage
>>216628520
>>216628683hooting
>>216628658You can't post the panther.
>>216628429a lot of people have said schizophrenia but I think what it actually is is early onset dementiahe's currently in a care home, I went on google to find it and it's a care home for people with dementiaquite sad really, he's only in his mid 50s and has been severely ill for over 10 years now
what are we drinking then lads?
>>216628438good looking lad
>>216628721see>>216628064
>>216628711Schizophrenia leads to dementia in many cases, you may be correct though
>>216628721Carrick Glen sparkling natural mineral water
>>216628429the MIT experiments rattled his brain
then he probably doesnt have dementia
grow up
got this shirt when i was 4 during the euros in 2004 jfc that's like 20 plus years ago
>>216628683Wonder what would happen if Sir Keir Starmer knew I posted rape the disabled
... my vitals check out wearing my excellent glasses and new Samsung watch watching Live Grand Prix Sunday: Sao Paulo on sky sports F1 on my TV via puck in home ...
>yeah rorke so you don't like diveristy, can we just not talk about it for once *slurp*
>>216628721On the mad dog aren't I ladHow about you big man?
>>216628789Lovely chebs
>>216628721irn bru ;3
>>216628796Corr. Quite partial to the Pineapple one myself
God is real
>>216628721Pepsi Max
more like about, staring at her titties her itty bitty titties
any femcel mandem in?
>god is real
anybody want to go out for christmas?i'll book a table at frankie and bennys
rabbit tiddies if we were rabbits
>>216628737back when he was in the spracklen flat house in Marlow he was showing classic signs of paranoia and delusion which lines up very well with both dementia or schizophreniathink I'm leaning towards dementia because schizophrenia, even in its worst stages, can be reasonably managed with psychotropic drugs. Tim seems permanently insane so I'm leaning towards dementiaor maybe he has both if that's a thing. seaside mark is a weird oddball but tim is a proper genuine mentalist
>thanks for maccies anon!
>>216628852Aye lad me
>>216628819The God of Platonism is real. Hebrew god is not real.
>>216628789Alright then, I'll stop talking about it. What's your favourite animal then?
>>216628813Not tried it, the dragon fruit is alright but I think it's far too sweet and lacking flavour
>>216628862You're from Sainsburys aren't you
i WILL become a woman
>>216628711i dont think hes ever been normalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKU20ZMl5CEthis was from 15 years ago and he seems normal to some extenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0fMnhx2zIM
>>216628878No worries Tomoko. I'd like to have sex with your mum if she is available.
>>216628911trannies should all be killed
whats the gayest thing you lads have ever performed?
Tim Byrne can still develop a strong acting career and become a Hollywood star can't he?
>>216628862>schizophrenia, even in its worst stages, can be reasonably managed with psychotropic drugsMy mother has schizophrenia as do many others at the loony bin shes in, and I'm afraid this just isnt true
Can't believe woke bastards are adding curry powder and fruit to chicken these daysNeed to time travel back to the 50s to escape this nonsense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf3j9MQ-1Hc>no italian pow mates >no mates at all actuallyit isnt fair
>>216628962he should become a photographer
>Hello, officer? Yes, Rorke liked a post on Facebook that referred to Asians as 'dinghylings'
Learning about modes in music theory and then realising most of them are pointless to know besides Ionian (which is the natural major scale) and Aeolian (which is the natural minor scale)
They linked up
>>216628947passed a male colleague a cup of tea and our hands touched briefly
need to be drugged and raped by a girl
Very much want to try this
>>216629017They're not pointless, you just lack the creativity to make use of them.
I am literally a Timmy, I want a Pang-Pang gf, but *I* am in charge of what we watch on Netflix!!!
>>216629017not true a lot of famous music is modal
need a therapist to daterape drug and rape me and use me as her therapist and not rape me until the hangover effects of the drug
>>216628962the brendan fraser arc
>>216628968I don't mean 'managed' as they can go on to live normal lives without care support, I mean that they can be reasonably lucid at times. look up interviews with paranoid schizophrenics.Tim has not had a single moment of lucidity in the last decade
>>216629042You have to constantly force through the fact that the mode isn't Ionian or Aeolian otherwise the tune really wants to resolve to those two modes LOL
>>216628962nah but should be fit to run for Prime Minister !!!! :angry: :joy:
Quite keen to cut out red meat entirely and stick to poultry and fish, but I cannot resist the allure of cured meats. Salami, chorizo, nduja, bresaola... Nothing is as delectable, aromatic and savoury - why can't poultry taste so good cured?
>TV presenter defending sharia law in the UKwhat the fuck lolcan we just get rid of these retards already
then provide for her when she cant practise for a year and thats her only punishment lel that and cooking and cleaningand then the bathroomand then in my roomand do the laundry
>>216629082He waved a piece of paper around in that Margaret Thatcher biopic, if he can return to that talent within him then the sky's the limit
>>216629087>Tim has not had a single moment of lucidity in the last decadeNeither has me mum lol, she thinks Oppenheimer is my father, and that she was kidnapped and forcibly impregnated with his seed
>>216629088you don't have to force them any more than you do when resolving to ionian instead of aeolian or vice versaexcept for locrian but no one uses that
apparently there was some silent reading time today or soemthing
>>216629131why Oppenheimer specifically
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...
Wanking over Vinted burds
>>216629197Because she's mental mate there is no why, there's no reason behind any of it
>>216629199Usenet in 2017 oh my days
fucking hate cityhope haaland's family and friends all get cancer and slowly die
What's the most you ever spent on a holiday?
>>216629018Tom Rowsell is French.
>>216629244£5k to China and I've not even been yet
>>216629211did you know if you search your town / city you can see the local bints
>>216629227alri jurgen how have you been pal
What's your Steam profile picture?
>>216629276hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal
>>216629259scammed
nigga name is keir
>bints>burdsshow some respect
>>216629289My bare arsehole
>>216629289
>>216629345I'll put you asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting
adjusted my sleep schedule to wake up later to skip most of the barking and wouldn't you know - the neighbour and his moved out for today
>>216629289A scene from an anime, it's not an anime girl like those nonces. It's some scientists in hazmat suits with gasmasks on. How about you brosef?
>>216629354The Bird
Deep heat enema
>>216628911lad has a very cute pecker
>>216629354why do Russians have such poor interior design skills
>No, you must not use Deep Heat as an enema. Deep Heat products are for external use only and are explicitly not to be used internally. Using it as an enema would cause severe internal chemical burns and irritation, which can be extremely harmful and potentially life-threatening. Wait what
think I look gay because I'm clean shaven
>>216629436Let me fist your arse and find out
spreading Islam to the world (in EU5)
i make this hardi make it righti make it weti make it tight
>>216629436brit men look too twinkish when they shave x
deep heat myalgia
toby <(^.^)>
>>216629433>No, you must not use Deep Heat as an enema
Clean shaven. Always.
>>216629507give me a hug
>>216629436Been thinking I should shave my face once my hair is long enough to get a full slick back, so I look streamlined and young you see
Trimmed my beard shorter and it looks way better. Shows my jawline.5-10 mm is ideal imo
>>216629492
>>216629649
the din dins
>>216629653fool this is how you do it>>216629669
>>216628789There's a Games Workshop right on that street so there is
>>216629664Looks hearty that, would nosh
etihad bulls are handing out violent bashing
he's got mental health you see
>>216629699
Mad how I'm a maladjusted freak
>>216629664gravy too watery
>>216629715
>>216629704And what of the Irish-Jamaican academy members?
wondering if I should get a watch or something
>>216629740get a rolex gmt master ii
>>216629740watch gundam mate
>>216629728Well at least it was in the thread
when you brew yorkshire tea for 5 minutes, it looses a lot of that astringent taste. It's quite lovely
i need sex with east african women
>mfw Irish people call Wales "little Britain" and Scotland "Albania"
>>216629781
>>216629783>>216629783>>216629783
>>216629664whats that yellow stuff?some sort of yams?
Watching an American werewolf in LondonCoooorrr would love me some prim and proper sex with a classy English lass
>>216629664Gravy's SHIT tonight
