> You wake up during Classic Mesoamerica
I go back to bed
>>216634694Who are we going to sacrifice today?
>being a white male I of course am seen as a living god and become worshipped
Aztec ate their sacrifices because there were very little protein in the valley, good luck rp a cannibal society
>>216634876> aztec> classic periodMexica came some 500 years later Cleetus
why couldn't i be born incan, fuck my aztecel life
i tell them about a big great empire across the ocean to the west and of bronze and iron metallurgy
>>216634990Mayan are boring, also everyone stole their artifacts
>>216634807>then they find out I'm a b*lgian and drown me in the nearest puddle
>>216635159>Thank you great sage, how do we make this iron?>I dont know...
>>216634694make mestizo babies with her
>>216634694Would probably try and ask the Purepecha’s for asylum.
>>216634694I show them my phone and they worship me like a god giving me a harem of cute sexy Latinas
>>216634694
>>216637126based
>>216636502>find iron ore>profit
>>216634730Ur mum Boom, I wrecked the shit out of you :^)
I would 100% eat one of these little niggas>>216637542>>216636502I would try and teach them inoculation through scabs and stuffAlso we would give them modern 21st century diseases europeans had no resistance to either
I tell them to build big boats and start sailing across the sea. I draw a world map and tell them whats up with everyone else
>>216638091>Also we would give them modern 21st century diseases europeans had no resistance to eitherBased
>>216634694warn them about the future and try to instuctionalize education across the whatever empire I can found.
Speak to them in spanish but it doesn't work
