latex edish
The hypothetical quantumwank
>>216635565for reddit specifically you can use IDi just googled "uk driving license" and picked a random onedunno if you can still do that tbf
That latex sweat draining video was fucking hot - I want to fuck a girl after she's done intense exercise and is soaked in stinking sweat so bad
the gaff
>>216635618My dream home. Sucks this is a wealthy person lifestyle now.
Eat that
literally christmastimei've done nothing this year
>>216635584
literally just download vpn and use the free version you can be browsing with complete freedom in under 2 minutes if you do this right now
would be doing 200 og cap runs (to try for a good legacy for literally me) to be trying for speed/stamina sparks and maybe wit
>>216635617this one?
>>216635677'
>>216635613lying bastard
whats going on with those yank planes
please tell me there aren’t actual posters here who still haven’t realised you can just use a vpn
The jew does not concern itself with the opinions of the goyim
Why do I see so much about Slavic women trying to meme themselves into relevancy. They're trying to be the Latinas of Europe Like "ugly racist thumb bf, cute Elsa slavic princess gf" memesShut up. Every polish woman I've met has been a vile hag.
heatherbender status: donemelty status: imminent
>>216635677free vpns always have dogshit bandwidthand you're also often signing up to let other people use your IP as a vpn for their own connection
where’s gorpheus?
>>216635651if you walk along the shore here you'll see traces of old docks everywhere where people used to have their little fishing boats
I'm literally shagging my wife as I type this
>>216635731free version of proton vpn has been absolutely fine for me don’t really care
fuck sake I guess I'll have to have a wank then
>>216635689This seems like an easily surmountable problem
I need to get active in the drill scene
>>216635693skill issueworks on my machineetc
order free SIM cards online
>>216635752>>216635759The duality of man
>>216635689Need it in a glass for me to smell
>>216635617>she's done intense exercise and is soaked in stinking sweat so badgirls hate that and will always shower no matter what you say
>>216635752ever shagged her up the arse?
>>216635651Well in the UK perhaps, in Norway I looked at random properties and many cheap ones are like that
melt down sim cards for free cold
>>216635677>free vpnlol>>216635690the 'anyone who doesn't want to be spied on by literally everyone, everywhere ever is a terrorist nonce' meme has got to be one of the weakest and most desperate glowie efforts i've seen
>>216635760but why would you want to surmount it?
>>216635808almost
casually mentioned to the toilfu that I smoke weed every now and then and she did not react well at all, she actually said she was disappointed
sir mick jagger
>>216635819no they give you a cold, that's what I meant
>>216635776Every sim card must be connected to your social security number in Sweden. You must use digital id to activate it.
>>216635809he's not a glowie, at least he would be getting paidhe's just actually bought into their narrative like a gormless idiot
>>216635832sir pie eater
bakushin: 1* wit 2* sprint did NOT get anywhere close to 600 from 540 power. 570 power. didnt want stam on a sprint horse
>>216635763you're lying. you uploaded your real id like a cuc and tell everyone you're a leet hackzor
>>216635796Never fancied it. Vile degeneracy honestly. What's the point.
>>216635832YOU FAT BASTARD YOU ATE ALL THE PIES
Sir David Jason
peng orgy video i'm keeping for the end of the night
Sir Jeremy Corbyn
>>216635821so what, shes not your mother
clean like a carwash
>>216635858cope
>>216635821it's a gross habit i think only girls who smoke themselves are fine with it
>>216635848dystopian lmao
sir harvey weinstein
Hagrid Sex Tits
>>216635886sir george orwell
>>216635890er
>>216635885Mega cope lol, women find smokers sexy
I want to be English.
>>216635821lmao one time i accidentally made a girl dislike a friend of mine by mentioning he smoked weed, felt horrible afterwards
>>216635909smoking weed isn't sexy. it smells so bad
>>216635886Government wants total control and they will have it, resistance is futile
>>216635916shouldnt have thrown the fucking tea in the harbour then should you?
>>216635883die by the sword
after a full year of searching I found a normal joboffice n that and everythingearly days but it seems like the job is going to be piss... I'm a bit concerned actually. Just from looking at the metrics the workload is fucking nothing. I'm wondering why they hired me at all (I'm not even the only person joining the team) Pay is shit for Donedon but I get to wfh Ah well let's see how it goes. I suffered so long until I got this, things are finally on the up it seems ... For now
>>216635916But America is so much better
Escortlad hereremember on Thursday 6th I sent her a message asking if she was available that night? she has read that message now, but I've had no reply, which I guess makes sense as the date has gone.What should I do about the earlier message I sent asking about the 12th? wait until the evening of Tuesday 11th to follow up?
where's heathermong gone? i thought he was threatening a melty if we didn't use his thread
>>216635878I wasn't expecting her to be fully supportive of it or anything but I was quite surprised and how negatively she reacted, it's not like she's super straight edge or anythingah well, it was nice while it lasted
>>216635946
>>216635931I vape it so it doesn’t really smell
>>216635938the hell they will, faggothttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LoRa
>>216635938fucking sucks that there's basically just one country that actually prioritizes freedom in the whole world
>>216635977Hey Escortlad. Would you mind putting "Escortlad" in the name field, so I can discern which posts are yours from now on? Thanks a lot mate.
>>216635977no lad i don't remember actually
>>216635991You told a colleague you vape weed? Do you not hear yourself
>>216635977Er no .. Sorry mate *walks away*
>>216635983he’s firing up the botnet to post his nonce spam probably
*fires a distress flare from the back of the thread*
>>216635967this will be the start of your adventure working behind a desk at the local gherkin tower
sabrina <3
>>216635991vapes absolutely do smell
>>216636008cheeky
>>216635983off to the gherkin to stand in for katy
og cap girlfriend clothes (start of the game)
>>216636019what's the issue
>>216635998America is going to implement its own digital id and nobody will do anything to stop it
>>216636048t. him samefagging about himself
>>216636019That wasn’t me>>216636046Nowhere near as much as joints, and I take measures not to have it smell
>>216636043bet she loves anal
I remember when I was posting on /brit/ in 2016 and posting bladee lyrics everyone fucking hated himfunny how things change
>>216636057theyd go mentaleven suggesting that you should need ID to vote gets them up in arms
>>216636064redundant post is redundant, faggot
"guts" gains are always like +9 now on the other one the base gains are lower but the miltipliers are poggers (new animation though)
>>216636064He was taking the piss out of heathermong mousey, don’t be so retarded
I don't go to the gym I just curl some weights at home from time to time
>>216636083everyone except maybe 2 posters still does btw
>>216636104
>>216636083who's that>>216636085i wonder if they even have the appetite for it, the original yanks revolted over much much less than the stuff already going on in the US
>>216636085some states already have it. americand dont care about freedom when it comes to protecting muh childrens or because terrorists or whatever
You have an approximate 10% chance of death if you are struck by lightning
>>216636085It'll be sold to the magatard rightoids as a way to control immigration by Trump and they'll swallow it wholesale. They're already working on implementing this btw, the state wants total control and surveillance in order to stop anyone from ever organising against it.
I need to get out of this God forsaken hellhole
>>216636117it isnt though. unless she just has a big uterus or whatevera, childbearing uterus or however the carrot crunches
>>216636144need a poo?
>>216636143They're already working on that?
>>216635967blog on
or however the carrot crunches :3
>>216636117Why did I watch this now I have aidsSickeningWhat is wrong with women
>>216636161a poo seal to escape via aquatic means
eating 3 peter's yard sourdough crackers that came from a train
rabbit spotted um yeah youve got a big uterus because youre so fertile thats hot want to fuck
>bladeeWhat's the deal with this guyWhy is Sweden such a cultural force
>>216636193Is that what your German great-grandfather used to arrive to Argentina?
>>216636165Was waiting for that thanks. Wouldn't be the same if I didn't bait at least one blog on. Don't forget to like and subscribe
>>216636196um
>>216636116could all be the same person but have seen quite a lot of bladeeposting recently
bladee
the uterus lays squished no top of the intestines so she could have slower intestines or malabsorption. the gut bacteria is also related to the vaginal flora, apparently
anyone going to see bassvictim next saturday x
>>216636202give up all hope I could finally start livingim a robot I let the drugs give me feelingswhen im too drunk I can't talk bout my feelingsI don't talk to girls they only talk bout their feelings
"uterus" lol maybe if she were 4 months pregnant. She's just fat
disabled horse ^.^
intestines? pooterus more like
i'll never get over this sabrina carpenter
>>216636288Is this meant to move meThis is tumblr tier
uterus big fertile sexo placenta when shes pregnant eluting lots of estrogen (which I think also makes more water retention) or if its a cycle, and its when inside uterine sheds, her high progesterone lets fluid leak out of the blood vessels to make that oedema. those are the two things I learned from the stuff about women
Gabe sex arse
>>216636228it's AH's new special interest
>>216635665belly just audibly roared at this image
making a mends
Who is this skinhead pig I keep seeing x
>>216636316Die by the sword, Star WarsWalked out the store, Clean like a car washDie by the sword, Star WarsWalked out the store, Clean like a car washDie by the sword
>>216636288whitearmor was making ALIEN beats in 2013
>woman showing lower belly>monkey brain *neurons activate* stimuli sex>sx sex
I need a girl like this
>>216635665phwoooaaarrrrneed one of those rock hard chocolate squares with chocolate custard next
eating rice pudding out of the tin
>AH
We gonna poo or what
>>216636352don't think you do
>>216636346Must be a relative of John Pork
asian fannard
Drinking a glass of 18 year old Yamazaki by the fireside. Enjoying my Autumntide as we drift into Wintertime.
>>216636043there's something deeply unappealing about her. her 1950s bimbo slut persona is just sort of disgusting.
probably better to train with gold city (because her bar is always high at the start) to rainbow first rather than kitsune black who will be on that skill anyway when rainbow training, instead of kitsune first
>>216636352I've had moments of like two days where I don't want to leave my bed/bedroom but then I just get up and tidy up the crisps packets after a while
Do English girls also have ghetto booty?
>>216636117they 2 seconds from fucking
>>216636401>t. Juan Porco y Porcéz
yow
probably because he complimented her womanly big uterus really could say anything at that point. "hey, nice feet"
>>216636420
>>216636452pot kettle
Who is voting Green then?
>>216636426Perceive the flatulence
>>216636352thinkpad spottedthat's a man, baby!
anyone following dannyboy83 recently
it was the worst of times
>>216636411fire on in this weatherit was 17 degrees out today mate
im voting for the magpies
>>216636459*raises hoof*
Sir Sciurus Carolinensis
>>216636477I've seen her naked so no
>>216636352thats so uncomfy . at least get a bigger blanket and some pillows
the poo calling the kettle black
I want potential lvl 5 on og cap :3
need to cum
>>216636043i would love to see how bad she looks without makeup
>>216636509looks old enough to be his wife
>>216636459this lad
>>216635618that's like 10000 EUR to buy here
This sounds hilarious
>>216636473>American immediately responding Imagine my shock
>>216636420Yeah I can't stand her, her music is fucking gash too
>>216636544acreage?
finger in me arse
kin ell those are some nice fat arses
>>216636537
cock
>>216636426ja jäsiken vilken """fitness"" på heffaklumpen till höger
>>216636550Yes, I tend to post about sniffing women’s farts, it’s kind of my thing.
>>216636535she looks lovely mate x
return
Is this true?
>>216636559just the field and the road leading up to it
>>216636577>>216636580>>216636583>>216636590>>216636598>>216636602>>216636606>>216636613>>216636619get these fucking forners out of brit
>>216636411>yamazakiReminded of the beautiful gyokusai on Attu Island lead by Colonel Yasuyo Yamasaki. One of the most sincere men to ever live.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKvArBaDEOA
it begins
>>216636580>>216636583>>216636590om du inte gillar matgeek hör du inte hemma i sverige
where did all the swedes come from
>>216636598lesbian
>>216636670Hyperborea
>>216636539Looks like badger from breaking bad
pop a hernia
>>216636690looks more like a a gay ray mearsgay mears, if you will
>>216636702would be 10/10 with a cock
just logged on /brit/what did i miss?
>>216636710
yarn geek nigga
>>216636708>gay mears Every time YOU look in the mirror maybe.
I translated /brit/speak into French
nigger
>>216636744screm
>>216636546https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIlBtJfCG4o
rape
>>216636759Yeah but you can’t say that though can you?
>>216636754sc reamin
anti-foreign posters sentiment on /brit/ is on the rise...
how much will you get in your inheritance ladsdadberg told me theres probably 300k waiting for me then 200k on the house so half a milli im gonna be rich!
nègre
>>216636785>>216636801
>>216636139>You have an approximate 10% chance of death if you are struck by lightningYou say there is a chance?
>>216636827around 6.5m or thereabouts
>>216636827by then half a mil will only be worth 50p
>>216636830we don't say that here
for me? it's rapeseed
>>216636827nothing whatsoever
>>216636827i'd rather have a dad
>>216635584latex outfits make women look like whores I don't know what she was thinking with this
for me, it's canola
bit gay
>>216636883
>>216636877Try Fear Gorm
>>216636827A trillion pounds
>>216636509I think it's soy the way they portray dads like thisSputtering when they discover their adult women daughters have sexGrow up.
>>216636902For me, it's England.
>>216636900maybe she was trying to look like a whore
nonce
>>216636896rare wholesome /brit/ post
>>216636827£100m in property assets£17.25m in liquid funds£280m in stocks and shares
>>216636896h had one for like 50 year. whats he gona do get a immortal cyborg dad
second time I've wanked todayplus I've had a lot of alcohol the past few daysoverall it's been a very degenerate phase I'm having at the moment
>>216636924Why would a woman do that if she's not a whore
>>216636918
>>216636945get on the poppers
>>216636934genuinely why even bother working if this was the caseid just doss around and do whatever i liked with no thought to my future at all
for me it's cunny
>>216636949Begin with your family.
>>216636965When did I say I have a job? I wank and post in Brit all day
>>216636851sure thing mate>>216636934sure thing mate
women deserve less
>>216636970rare good belgian post, laughed at that
Bro why are we used at the example of decadence on Google
rat
>>216636987irrelevant spam/catchphrase
My vision has got a yellowish tint
>>216637014send them a letter of complaint
>>216636950no way she listens to rap music
you know what i mean
i don't think i like decadent things
what do you want from me
>>216637014bad psych search engine
>>216637014honestly that is a bit rude tbqh
>>216637059Foghorn Leghorn
do you ever see yourself attending one of these
I have no incentive or desire to save up. I'm just waiting for my inheritance and I'll be sorted
>>216637086Funny you posted that, just went through my screen captures on the cell
>>216637086okay jack letts
um
cute sleeves
>>216637103didnt make any friends in my 4 years at uni or my 3 years of phdso why would i
Right well that's just not on is it now Oxford Dictionary? You CAN'T say that.
>>216637180Whose fault was that
timmy watching pov japan train ride asmr to muffle the MLE and ruthless bashing sounds coming from upstairs
>>216636965sounds like you'd quickly descend into increasing levels of hedonism in order to stave off your existential thoughtsprobably go full epstein and everything (and if you have that much money, there are definitely a LOT of cunts who are just watching and waiting for you to do that)
>>216637180K wall flower
>win G3 for 3500 fans >get 7500 fans based
>>216637194me, got autism and SPD and BPD
>>216637221based
>>216637189howling
>>216637206>>216637104
sweden keeps posting here but everyone has him filteredwhats the point
>>216637243don't respond to me again you little freak
I’d eat Emma Watson’s poo.
>>216637189POO SCREAMING
off to budapest next yearanyone been?
>>216637264id wait for you to poo out her poo then id eat it and poo it into emma watsons mouth
>>216637255Spank me
>>216637281no
don't be silly girls don't poo
... supper time wearing my excellent glasses watching Live Sao Paulo F1 Grand Prix on my TV via puck in home ...
maybe she should also have weird gallbladder issues
>>216637325Womfy
Right well that's just a massive white willy pounding the life out of a tight black pussy isn't it
>>216637307ok im going next yearhave you been?
>gross income £100k>take away £68k so what are they doing with the rest of it
2/4 work days complete, then 4 days offMondays are usually a cuntTuesdays tend to be the best day of the work week
>>216636827no idea but my father makes bank so it should be quite a nice amount
>>216637103Something about these people sticks out. Hmmmm.....
No way that lad has like half a billion of inheritance coming to him
>>216637318one girl demythified this and told me they do actually pooI was 23 back then when this happened and I haven't recovered from the fact yet
>>216637364Well mate, you see, Mohammed and his friends have just turned up and they need special halal food and a nice 5 star hotel room
>>216637364paying me because i work for the government
hate being poor
>>216637364fuel for the boats which carry 200 million immigrants across the channel every day
>>216637360nohave you?
>>216637103Fuck no. I went to high school in New Zealand and its way too far away. And I never graduated so fuck that.
half a billion? there is no way Elon Musk wants his TESLA to pay him 1 $Trillion
>>216637419kek me too *gives you the secret gay porn handshake*
>>216637399well yeah but it's pink and sparkly exactly like a vanilla cupcake
>>216637378you're not used to seeing an all white year in modern britain
never actually seen someone suck teeth irl i dont know what that means
>>216637456>>216637456>>216637456
>>216637423have you tried pulling yourself up by the bootstraps?
i wanted to make a cute op thread but this stupid 5 minute timer
>>216637399Can confirm. My ex had some gut issues and lactose intolerance. She used to diarrhoea shit constantly, dirty sow so she was
>>216637225>>216637225>>216637225
