If an Italian ever tries to tell you your pasta is wrong because that'sa not how la nonna make it please just remember that they think it's ok to put chips on pizza. Enough said
Why wouldn't it be okay?
>>216638423But if I were the one posting a normal looking pizza you'd be seething, hypocrite
>>216638474>Brazilian normal pizza
>>216638510I bet you feel pretty TIRED about threads like that one
dont worry Brazilians i WILL eat your pizza
>>216638265>>216638423And they freak out about pineapple
>>216638265That sounds based tho
>>216638712It's called having SOUL, Pekka. Every culture should have one thing they hate without good reason. It's like you hating on people going into the sauna with towels.
>>216638423true american, pizza and friesjust gotta make the base a burger pizza and add some ice cream to it
>>216638265If it had fish fingers, you wouldn't complain. Pizza britannica: pizza dough, pizza sauce, mozzarella, potatoes, fish fingers, olives Your mouth's watering at the idea.
>>216638790The only reason you'd wear a towel is if you've got a small penis and are trying to hide it.
>>216638265>tfw no Italian gf
>>216638423Might as well put a fucking hotdog on it you americanised ape
>>216638265An average Dominos in Idaho makes better pizza than the entire country of Italy
>>216638265>remember that they think it's ok to put chips on pizzaWhere are the chips? I only see fries
VGH THE SOVL OF AUTHENTIC ITALIAN PIZZA
>>216638265Shit I'd eat that looks good
>>216640334Portami il rastrello. Me ne occuperò io stesso.
>>216638265If Italians think it's okay to put chips on pizza, that makes it canonSo there's absolutely nothing wrong with that since they are the ones who define how a pizza should be made
>>216640473Some of them put hardboiled eggs in lasagne.They're not to be trusted.
>>216638265its impossible to fuck up pastajust throw it in the hot water, thats all there is to it
who cares, do what you want
