>Be 15>Girl I sat next to in class would always tell me I'm smart and funny pretty much every day>Call her autistic and she gets sad and I don't apologize >Be 17>Playing card game and talking with some girl in my class>She keeps rubbing my legs with her legs under the table>Beat her at the game and never speak to her again>Be 19>Telling some girl a funny story and when I start doing an impression of a guy we know she starts laughing so hard she has to use the bathroom cause she was going to pee herself >She tells me I'm one of the funniest people she's met before >Don't ask her out, leave instead >She gets a bf a couple months later>Be 19 (later that year)>Female friend invites me to her apartment and says her roommates aren't home>We're sitting on her bed together looking at each other and she says she's bored and asks what we should do>I say "uhh idk.." and change the subject>We ended up just talking for like 5 hoursI have literally gone skydiving but the idea of even hugging a woman seems so alien to me.Does this happen in your country?
fakecels out
>>216641187You could argue I'm a volcel but not a fakecel
>>216641174Uh depending on whether you had deep talks with her or not within those 5 hours, that could have lead to even better sex.But since you're posting it here I assume you mostly talked about movies or the freakin weather
>>216641174Yeah, I find it hard to believe that anyone would enjoy my company.
>>216641281I used to talk to her all the time. She told me basically everything about her life, including the detailed story of her losing her virginity at age 14, her ex-boyfriend's fetishes, her body dysphoria, how she almost came while riding a motorcycle, etc.
>>216641195all volcels are fakecels
>>216641321A fakecel is someone who claims to be an incel but has had sex (or at least kissed a girl)
blog on
>>216641174>be 22>new years eve>try xtc >take 2 pills>go out with friends to watch the fireworks>cutie actually tries to flirt with me>tripping balls way to much to even care or noticethe one and only time a girl actually came up to me in public and i fumbled it because i was tripping balls. I remember it better then the first time i had sex
>>216641316ngmi
>be 7>visit my aunt>can't remember the details but I get to meet a girl, maybe 10, from the same flat>for some reason she likes me and hangs out with me a ton>we stop hanging out for some reasonI could have had my older girl...
>>216641412elaborate
>>216641321all incels are fakecels. go work at a warehouse half the year and save money. then come to SEA and get a gf.
>>216641174>Be me Blonde girl asks me to be boyfriend and girlfriend in 6th grade>Say no >Be me Another blonde girl asks to date in 7th grade >Say no >Be me Brunette girl asks to date in 8th grade >Say no >Brunette Girl asks me to prom Say no >Vietnamese girl asks me to date Say no >Redhead girl asks me to date Say no >Her friend asks me to date Say no >Korean girl asks me to date Say no >Another redhead girl asks me out Say no >Ukranian girl asks me out say no >Black woman asks me outSay no >Two strippers try to have a 3 way with me>Say no>Milf at bar try’s to fuck Say no >Gay guy at party try’s to fuck Say no >another gay guy at party try’s to fuck Say no >That a few more times >Random girl asks me out >Say yes to get it out of my system>Break up with her>Never talk to women again
