I, SISSYSPAIN-sama, JOBBER of Europe humbly kneel to:France-sama, bringers of liberalism and homeland of my Bourbon masters and Napoleon whose incomparabily forceful army crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear Habsbourg radcath children anymore like I wished to.America-sama, who I shall never become stronger than and buckbroke my petite ass in Cuba and Philippines with their massive mastodontic cock so hard that I lost my last hope of colonial manhood.Morocco-sama, who took Western Sahara away from me and impregnated my nation for 8 centuries with his powerful nigger BBC.Britain-sama, who easily manhandled the final form of my super undefeatable armada in his weakest form and for once again destroying my bussy in Trafalgar.Gibraltar-Sama and Portugal-sama, who are british and forever will be britishNetherlands-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.Ferdinand VII-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to awful rulers almost as much as I am attracted to men.Franco-sama, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from France-sama can't compare.CHADgentina-sama, who is literally me but better in every way and is not a complete BITCH like me.Mexico-sama, for he has my DNA AS WELL AS superior Aztec genes.Germany-sama, whose nazi bombers I was scared of (and who I am glad my beloved allied masters didn't kill, as I was too scared to help him...)Peru-sama, who didn't revenge-rape and mindbreak me from the sheer pleasure of being made into an onahole (I was so sad about it)Europe Union-sama, for he will fuck ME up once he finds out I plan to revolt against my Euro-zone daddies (God I hope so...)
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