Chicago Town original deep dish mini pizzas edition
*enters the thread*
https://www.fb.com/people/Stephen-J-Townsend/61582398582792/First time coming across one of them fake facebook scam accounts.Women in replies looking like they're 80 talking about love.Tragic, lads.
>>216644475those are fucking rank but the subs are peng
>>216644475Lads...
>>216644475Grim
>>216644523Uh hello, YUM department??? Need backup here ASAP...
>>216644475
>>216644512cor...*sees flag*fucking lecherous animal control yourself
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L6BnzWDS_uE
>>216644523vile, no wonder all yanks are obese
>"yum department">pizza with heart attack inducing amounts of cheese but no toppings whatsoever
mental how roger penrose is 94 yet still mentally like all there and sharp
get the niggers wanked off
>>216644640*california girl accent*omg like all there? like like like all there like there in its entirety?
>>216644657shut the fuck up.
>>216644657done him up the arse
Day 23 without porn Day 16 without masturbating Woke up with a strong erection which is encouraging
might make a covfefe
>>216644691something's missingdid you see an escort?
>>216644704Haha is that a DJT reference? Epic
absolutely horrific night's sleepworries me some of the shite that goes through my brain when i'm asleep what if it seeps into my consciousness
>>216644586>Muh obese
>>216644713I left that out. I'm in a bit of a pickle on that front.I sent three messages across the space of five days last week that haven't been responded to yet.Originally, I emailed on Sunday 2nd asking if she was free on Friday 7th. She said no as she was away for a few days but that she'd like to see me when she got back (10th November).The first reply after that was me saying "we'll catch up after the 10th". I sent that on Sunday 2nd. She read that on Tuesday 4th. No reply which is fair since I didn't ask for a date.The second was then me (on Monday 3rd) suggesting Wednesday 12th as a meeting date. She read that on Tuesday 4th, no response.Then last Thursday 6th, I messaged her asking if she was free later that evening. She only read that a few hours ago. Obviously that's in the past now.Please give me some advice here. Right now, I'm thinking to wait until around 6pm tonight, then send her another message asking her to please let me know if we can meet. But I don't want to be too pushy. I don't get it because all previous communication has been good.What's the best way to approach this?
Despite the fact I just walked into my kitchen, rested my knob on the counter and chopped it right off with a single swing covfefe
stop reddit spacing you know who you are
So I wanna know,What's the name of that BAME?Does it mean anything to you?What's the name of that BAME?Can you feel it the way I do?
>>216644761Why don't you call her?
its here
>>216644579
Imagine a big stadium is being filled with water and the amount of water doubles every second, at 60 seconds the stadium is completely filled. At what point in time is the stadium a quarter full?
>>216644821She doesn't accept calls.So what do you think of my plan to wait until 18:00 today then message again if no response is received? She's definitely back now, says she's available this week.
Took the TadalafilDidn't work. Erection was still meh and weakened as I was shagging the missus.Maybe I don't have a problem and I'm just not attracted to my wife anymore?
>>216644830You can just ask chatgpt to do your homework for you don't need another people anymore
>>216644846Better than nothing I suppose. Do you really need to see her? Don't you want to use the extra energy you've gained from abstinence for other things like lifting weights or learning an instrument?
COME ON RORKE ROCK YOUR BODY!
>>21664483058 seconds
>>216644879>>216644928I heard the question on a coding jesus video where a quant trader struggled to answer
>>216644943rough and double rough because he needs to code and coding is one of the worst jobs out there. I'd rather be at Stalingrad and just get my death over with than be a coder
>>216644909I want to try having sex again, yeah.You're right about extra energy though. I do feel quite good aside from sex.
>>216644829phwoarthe covfefe hath brn ingestibulatedhas it not
>>216645006programming is very enjoyable actually
start 'reddit spacing' againyou know who you are
He likes our new mugs (they’re fine China)
>>216645019I really disliked it when I tried it (javascript), one of the most boring things out there I'm a very positive person too and coding is one of the things which managed to make me feel so lifeless
every time I arrive home there's a gato resting under the neighbours van that I can see wincing from the brightness of my headlightsI really don't like blinding the little fella like this but what can you do
>>216645058starting with a declarative language like javascript without having experience in an imperative language like C is probably a bad experience yeah
>>216645078i'd probably dislike C also, any coding in general I imagine, much more into physical stuff, just applied for a job in Austria actually to produce schnapps.
>>216645074should beep your horn so he runs out and you can splatter the little cunt
>>216645051Bunowitz
>>216645058>I really disliked it when I tried it (javascript)lul
>>216645058mad how java and javascript are different despite the name
>>216645078
didnt mean to reply to that post in fact i disagree with it
reheated burgr for breakfast
>>216645078retarded cnile post
>cnile
>>216645174java kind of reminds me of covfefe>>216645161i'm not into coding so idk what this means, is javascript widely disliked?
the language is the least important thing in programming
>>216645217yeah
My bollocks feel like they’re going to explode because of no nut November
why don't you programme some more interesting posts
>>216645217i didn't even get that they meant senile until I saw you greentext it kek
>>216645257no i meant cnileas in a portmanteau of C the programming language and senile
Rock tunnel at the beach
>>216645296what am I looking at here?
what if in the near or distant future there is a massive movement for getting off the internet completely no social media, no porn, not even email. just the bare essential things like a clock and bills
>>216645221well like >>216645235 was probably suggesting every language will have their various downsides and advantages, although js is notoriously a clusterfuck in certain respects and I personally just detest most things web-relatedbut you probably have a good enough intuition for whether you like the idea of programming anyway that another language probably would not change that
>>216645264gex, portmanteau of gay and sex. I'm surprised this isn't widespread lingo already I thought of it over a year ago now and still it's not used as much as it should be>>216645336i think it's a drinking well, inland far away from any beaches
>no i meant cnile>as in a portmanteau of C the programming language and senile
>>216645336Yer mums gaping anus
>>216645360too late
what if in the near or distant future there is a massive movement for getting off women completelyno socialising, no sex, not even looks. just the bare essential things like a cock and balls
>>216645370rent free
>>216645336rock tunnel at the beach >>216645360na you can see some in the cliff here think they form from ancient tree roots
>>216645242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBqOAQ4btbU
girl at toil told me she was thinking of going celibate for a year so she could focus on other things or some shit and I had to give it the whole "woah that's mad aha I can't imagine how hard that will be ahahah"
>watch videos of japanese people getting interviewed, getting questions asked like what kind of men they prefer>comment section is a bunch of indians seething no one said indialol
>>216645417idk I think what i typed was correct, you're describing a rock tunnel at a beach>>216645387mindblown that it's only rated E, should be R rated for sure
>>216645399called it lmao
>>216645467i'm saying rustrannies live in your head rent freei'm a haskellGOD
>>216645456the internet was ruined the minute the 'jeets got cheap easy accessI do feel a little sorry for them for being the official least attractive race and designated joke country
>>216645478don't think i've seen anyone else ever use 'cnile' but alrightI am actually just a gotard
they taking the hobbits to isenguard
dont likeHow youtube blacksmiths just make Damascus everything Very kitsch
I put on my robe and wizard hat
4 strength 4 stam leather belt
i am a nigga i know what they want
coding is 4 virginz B^)
chocka on the m25 this morning
forren flags stop arguingget along
Didn’t know baloney was spelt bolognaBeen saying boh-log-nah ever time I read it and thought it was a different thing
SO, LETS JUST PRETENDANYTHING AND EVERYTHINGBETWEEN YOU AND MEWAS NEVER MEANTWAS NEVER MEANT
Hated all programming languages until I started using SQL, cause it's easy
Mental how all society asks of trans freaks is they don't enter locker rooms and toilets of women and kids and don't do sports that beat the fuck out of women and somehow that's too much to askHorrible freaks
>>216645663i love databases but i HATE sql with a passion
>>216644475slooooop
Quiet out this morning
can't sleep because i'm anxious about going to the dentist first thing in the morningjust needed to have a little whine, ty
>>216645672oh doesn't that make you SO special
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How do yanks survive, it's like 10k if you ever use an ambulance. Dole scum use ambulances for banter or if they drink too much alcohol and it's free
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Oi Putin, get rid of the nukes yeah?
one hand washes the other
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>>216645669classic example of give an inch, take a mile same thing happened with women, fags and blacks
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RANGZ RANGZ GIVE ME ALL DEM RANGZ
>>216645696Well Zack you've convinced me. Into the bin they all go. Can we be friends now?
My new life awaits me in Japan…
>>216645732Shame you won't leave your smeggy bedroom to go and get it.
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
why doesn't putin just bomb presidential palace in Kiev with zelensky in it? obviously easily could if he wanted
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
i hate this bot because whenever it see it means i've gone and fucked up my sleep again
>>216645737You’ve just given me fuel for the fire…
>>216645742*Kyiv
People need to start treating trans the way black people treat gays. They get accepted but if they start talking shit they get beat the fuck up like any other guy.If a trans freak wants to enter a woman's changing room they can but they can expect to get stomped out by an angry dad
Hi @NationalHways - can you tell me your timeline for getting rid of these dozens of distracting and dangerous flags littering many of the signs on the A64 around York? I'd also like an idea of what this will cost NH, if possible.
>>216645742probably a secret agreement not to target each other directly
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>216645758LOL as if that little rat could lay a finger on putin
If Japanese men won’t shag their women, I will!!
just burped and tasted sick in my mouth
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>216645669I wouldn’t mind if they actually acted like women but they don’t. Like you’ll never see them give a fuck about women stuff it’s always programming and talking about pissing on TERFS. Meanwhile I knew a few FTMs and they all loved yaoi and other women stuff.
Seriously imagine the scenario.You take your little sister or kid to the pool and you leave them off while you go to the changing room and you see some fat balding man in a dress walking in and you know he's a sick fuck who's 100% going to strip naked Infront of everyone.And if you protest YOU are the bad person
>>216645755dont think national highways has brit mate
>just bomb presidential palace
why would l want to imagine that scenario
Decided I'm not gonna message the escort today if she hasn't messaged me by 18:00. I worry it may make me come across as desperate. I'm just gonna see if she gets back to me regarding the suggested meeting date of the 12th. If not, then I may message her on say Thursday 13th.Reckon I've made the right decision lads?
>>216645774They are just perverts, studies have shown they just want to enter women's spaces and see nude women and they want to force them to see them naked.Trans people are the ugliest and most socially isolated munter men that's why they fight to enter women's spaces because they are pervs
can see why rorke would hate this show
>>216645782all government agencies should have /brit/
>>216645786now imagine that scenario if the roles were reversed
Mad cunt
>>216645785i'll bet putin's feeling pretty sheepish right now for not thinking of it before
Are there any trans in the UK? Honestly this just sounds like some yankified moral panic bullshit to me you never hear about any tranny even trying to touch kidsMeanwhile immies...
>>216645794you should be beaten in the street like a beast
The porn ban made me wan less so I'm suing Queer Stürmer for giving me prostate cancer.
so glad the woke era seems to be coming to an endwon't be long till we look back on it and wonder how it ever got so much traction and it's all thanks to Sydney Sweeney's tits
toil freaks really do be going to toil hahah
why didn't hitler simply drop a bomb on number 10
can you do connections in the print copy of the NYT
>>216645798Yeah I really hate them. The lack of self awareness they have is absolutely astounding, I can’t believe some of them actually, genuinely believe they are women and no different to biological females. Even autistic women are different to MTFs.
>>216645813Yes there are. They're 99% the type who literally make no effort as well, apart from sticking on a dress and maybe a bad wig.
How to boil egg
>216645815stop giving him (You)s
>>216645839Oo what about the 1%?
>>216645842can't shag an egg without breaking it
I’d tongue punch her fart box.
>>216645842is one egg unoeuf
>>216645853are french trannies common? little men in dresses running around going sacre bleu
>>216645839in the last town I lived in there was a fat middle aged bloke I would occasionally see walking about in a pink wig and skirt, absolutely grotesque sight to behold
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49892447126_eb8b4251ec_z.jpg
>>216645872One egg is not unoeuf, I'm a big boy me I need at least three>>216645875Never seen one myself that's why I struggle to believe this isn't some yank shit again. I'm sure they're out there but they're probably too scared to go out
>>216645815I'm asking for advice lad, no need to be cruel
I hate the fact trans people always use the kinda fit tranny's to make the argument that they would look out of place if they use mens bathroom and fail to take into account most of them look like fucking mutantsImagine this fucking ogre in a woman's bathroom with kids
right well my phone is now at 4% battery so that's the end of my time in /brit/ for a while, later homos
>>216645910Not a homo though am I you fat little mong
>>216645895France is more normal, I think us having more exposure to yanks through the anglosphere transferred some of their retardation. I was training to be a NHS call handler and one of the higher staff from another department was a 60 year old 6ft tranny in heels and a high ponytail wig, he’d go ‘hiyaaa~~’ when anyone walked past.
almost time
I'm a trans woman in the american midwest, I experience no transphobia, I am gendered correctly at work, I have a loving husband and a large supportive family, I use the women's restroom without issue, sometimes I get on 4chan and it's like I'm getting internet piped in from a parallel universe.
nov 2025 and unc is still arguing about trannies in womens bathrooms
>fit tranny
it no longer looms for the freakstoilberg is at the office and he expects you
When the pendulum swings back to the hard left in five years what does everyone think the next stage will be?I reckon it's either supported genuine violence against white people supported by the news and media or some type of noncery being socially accepted
>>216645919always trans women on 4chan and never trans men. why is that? almost like you’re still male and think like a male so you still have male hobbies/interests like this site even if you call yourself a woman and pump yourself with hormones
you call yourself a degenerate but you wont even shag a 56 year old transwoman
>>216645834wish he fucking would have
>>216645919>I have a loving husbandESHUTA?
>>216645923You saying this isn't fit?
l've noticed drag queens have stopped reading so thats one in the win column
What I wouldn’t give to sniff her farts.
>>216645935you're failing to consider the overtown window . in 5 years it'll be communist to just suggest we have a weekend again
>>216645936everyone on 4chan is trans girls and closet trans girls, tumblrinas are all trans men, that's the gender dichotomy of internet weirdos, that's why we're all bitchy skank bathroom gossip and they're analyzed to death boyish diatribes.
>>216645919you're a bloke lol
>>216645935Honestly kind of scary how so many lefties (including white ones) just fucking hate us because we dared to make their shitholes liveable a few hundred years ago. They don’t give a fuck that Arabs did the exact same but worse and still own slaves because they’re brown and all POC band together regardless of race because the one thing they’ll never be is white.
Yeah what the fuck was the deal with drag queens wanting to read to kids, that was weird as fuck.
>>216645963yeah I don't trust the gays.
>>216645948mad how these weirdos were hanging around schools and libraries to read their propaganda literature to kids and everyone was like, ah yeah that's perfectly normal.
as i get older i notice how quickly the seasons change
if i see a drag queen at the panto this year im gonna start a riot
something about that slavic autism that all eastern european women have that is insanely attractive to me
>>216645915Yeah I reckon your historical proximity to the yank has made you more vulnerable to their nonsense.> 60 year old 6ft tranny in heels and a high ponytail wig, he’d go ‘hiyaaa~~’ when anyone walked past.Absolutely grim, can't even imagine what that looks like. I think I've met a couple of benders online that spoke in that faked high pitched voice, the anime girl avatar sort of guy but thankfully never had to deal with one in real life A man doing this in public would almost certainly get beaten straight.>>216645987My knees hurt and my eyes are getting worse
Might buy a bumgay off Amazon.
>>216645957best part is my husband's got a vagina so when they undo gay marriage we'll still be fine, laughing at the crying fags
>>216645963it was part of a vicious arms race with rorke to see who would back down first over whats dangerous to society
good morning kids today i'll be reading you a kids book called bumholes
>my husband's got a vagina
leftypol on a mad one
mr brosnan has got of a tummy on himself nowadays
>>216646048mad they couldnt find a englishman this attractive to play their most famous character
Stupid Facebook, I only want real Adam Rose reels from his official account. The jeet-made Adam Rose edits aren’t funny and are just poorly edited generic fail videos which isn’t even what Adam Rose reaction videos are about.
>>216646099You should get a shotgun license and then blow your head smoove off.
when my boss doesn't want to do a job he just prices it at a ridiculous amount, he priced someone £10k for £5k worth of work and they agreed to itwhy are people so happy to waste money?
>>216646074englishmen are the best looking men thougheverbeit
cue bradley
Eggs and peas for brekkie
doing a gooey poo
>>216646118too much money in the economy. your boss is dumb for not asking for more
>>216646118thats a lot for a
reckon ive got internal flu or somethingmaybe mong covideverything aches
>>216646136Yum!
company stock gone from 170 to 120 fml
Irish people expect you to take them seriously when they’re from places called Dingle and Mayo lol
>Nvidia CEO Asks TSMC for More Wafers to Meet Strong AI Demand>+2.85%Fuck You
>>216646136me when I go outside (the image not the gooey poo I keep those for the toil bathroom (henceforth referred to as the toilroom))
this is gay
>>216646206
>>216646195AI bubble
>>216646212>Physical AI is the integration of artificial intelligence with physical systems to enable machines to perceive, reason, and act in the real world, bridging the gap between the digital and physical environments.
>>216646214The escort anon in tatters
>>216646223uncannily long torso
>>216646257I hate the "people" of this country
>>216646257>British man discovers cooking
I’ve saved £5,000 a year in travel fees by not going to work
>>216646257I don’t understand why so many poor people and chavs are obsessed with takeaways. It’s more expensive than cooking at home, you can buy pasta for nothing and have it done in 15 minutes. I get a takeaway every few months as a treat
forgot to have a wank last night
>>216646110kys
>>216646288It costs you over 15 quids just to get to work? Where do you work at, the moon?
>>216646323Serious question do you spaff on your kid if you shag your wife while she's preggers? Does it mean you facial'd your own kid?
>>216646289*adds that to the ever-growing list of things you don't understand*
What’s with all these youtubers calling themselves shit like RetroGeek, Nostalgia Dork, Vintage Dweeb, etc?
>>216646337yes and if the kids is a girl it could get pregnant and then you'd have a double pregnancy on your hands
went for a drink with a mate from school and he told me hes got a chinese missuswhat the hell was i mean to say to that
>>216646378It's pregnancy all the way down.
In bed farting
>>216646384'got a tight twat has she?'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IE9RoP-18U&list=RD6IE9RoP-18U&start_radio=1
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Classic Coronation Street on iTV3 on my TV via puck in home ...
>>216646420Stop it
>>216646666
>>216646350Well care to explain then leftychops?
>>216646451I don’t want to see your diaper!!
>>216646337https://youtu.be/8oK0dYfg5U0?t=182
>>216646378Pun pun nakadashi
>>216644475home :)
>>216646451
Got the itchy wool jumper on
