Mental how everything in the bible is true
it’s not that everything in the bible is literally true, it’s that the bible contains within it the fullness of truth necessary for man’s salvation
>>216650399Is that Shelley Duvall?
yjk
everyone at my work hates me so I feel I have to do everything right all the time otherwise any shortcomings will be used as an excuse to manage me out the door
i'm going mental lads i'm out of control
sometimes piss out the window when dad has mates around and they're drinkingi'd have to walk through the loungeroom to go to the toilet and i know they'll make snarky comments as i pass through, so avoid it when i canused to do it more often but had to cut back as the patch of grass under my window started dying/developing a pissy lingering smell
the previous thread wasnt past the umlimit
>>216650477just get an empty 4 pinter milk bottle and put the cap back on when you're done pissing. Then empty it later.
where’s gorpheus?
my smile and optimism: gone
>>216650428I can see the resemblance
>>216650477how do unsubscribe from this blog?
Wish /trv/ wasn't such a dead board
sinning
>>216650648proper yank slop eh lad x
>>216650648its ok to have maccies once every month or two as a treat
>>216650675less of a treat more of a convenience because my lazy arse didn’t prepare any food yesterday
Toillass is ill from drinking three Red Bulls a day
>>216650704get her punched
>>216650477all you have to do is beat the shit out of one of them (your da) and they wont make fun of you again
>>216650704Get her fartbox properly punched with your tongue
>>216650399Glory to God
pigeon being odd in the tree
>>216650704People should have access to actual stims. Mousey was right when he said they should put amphetamines in the water supply. They have it right in America where everyone is on adderall. Doctors know it's speed, patients know, everyone knows but it's good for productivity and that's what matters.
nth for the holodem
eating my dinner me lol x
Friendly reminder anime is for nonces, cut it out.
>>216650795how on earth do you get intimidated by some kylie mincers
if you dropped me into the hoods of chicago i would be one of the top white niggas within a month
>>216650827he just cant get them out of his head
Can you get aids from beating a bender straight with your bare fists?
normie gymscum stinking out the office with his tupperware container full of tuna, sweetcorn and onions
>>216650853no, you didn't give him aids
>>216650827because they might bum you
>>216650879Oh :(
*makes a run for it*
gfberg buying me the new hoi4 dlc for our anniversary
>>216650851lol
>>216650830
>>216650851Funny
>>216650851ayyyy
>>216650827
So it happened again...
Anyone else noticed hiw Africans seemingly walk like they're always wading through neck-deep water? I thought it was because they were fat at first but they all do it
a lot of you lads could benefit from reading the greek philosophers
>>216650946Guy who killed her sounded Brazilian desu
>>216650784not everyone is a soulless southerner or yank whose sole goal in life is waging for their toil lord as much as possible
>>216650970
>>216650970He was called Fred, no surname
>>216650975what are some of your goals in life? x
>>216650956We have a Greek philosopher post here sometimes, Greeks always have great learned insights
make a picture of vegeta doing the "suck it" motion and wearing a D generation X bandana
>>216651002>Djeison Rafael, 21, appeared at Birmingham Magistrates Court on Monday morning, accused of murdering Ms Fox.Just realised it’s meant to be “Jason” but whatever brainlet favela monkeys he spawned from can’t spell
>>216651020great gimmick to treat every greek post like its profound wisdom
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just been to popeyes. their chips are alright, the chicken sandwich is nothing special, buffalo sauce is awful. wouldnt go back
>>216650784used to do a lot of speed and had hectic 3 day binges and start tripping my nuts offthen comes the crash which is pure despair and you want to kill yourself and can't sleep it off because you're still too wired
Rorke is finished
>>216651057Kek
>>216651089rorke absolutely on the ropes
Back from driving lesson team>Get told I'm too hesitant on roundabouts >Start being more assertive>Stall 19 times (including 3 times in a row)>Nearly cause 3 crashes>Instructor meltyOkay so it's better to be hesitant than be pressured into going when you aren't comfortable
>>216651089Purely socio economic factors
>>216651089>there is a problem with male violence>we should allow infinity men from places with high rates of violent crime into our countryonly a woman could hold these two beliefs simultaneously
>>216651107sorry but if you're stalling 19 times in what i assume is a two hour lesson, you need to go back to the basics.
>>216651107If your instructor was a man then did you both talk about willies seeing as you have a willy
>>216651141It was a one hour lesson and I'm considering switching to auto
>>216650477What do they say?>>216650675Mate how's that a treat?
>>216651107just learn automatic you dunce, no one drives manual anymore except for car autists
>>216651148That's a classic Jim zinger there. Laurence has been left blown to pieces, sobbing as he threw his new t-shirt into the bin
>>216651154that's almost a stall every 3 minutes. you need to be off the roads
>>216651154I reckon youre ready for your test the instructor is just trying to disconcert you so you book more lessons
>>216651107Nice to see a female poster here.
>>216651077Same I went a few days ago and it was rubbish
i have no gf and i must shag
I think the play here is a few more manual lessons see if it clicks and if not switch to auto just after Christmas
carol vorderman sexo
>>216651244>lift clutch to about 1500RPM>add a bit of gas>lift foot off clutchnot rocket science is it?
Ah yes love living in a country where a woman can just straight up get raped to death in a hospital and somehow the authorities still can't find who did it several years laterhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy9neq9e7qqo
>>216651273corrrrrrrrrrr get the sex arse made pronto
>>216651244just go automatic now
will rorke ever leave the ropes
>>216651301she's proof that women don't hit the wall if they take care of themselves
>>216651283It is quite hard actually >>216651318I'm scared to cancel with current instructor I have anxiety
lads????
mad how many musicians have london top on spotifyits all of them
>>216651296That's fucking insane, I'm surprised I hadn't seen this before. Not just raped but raped to death. We live in a sick world
>>216651358*turns around*yeah?
>>216651355anxious about texting some nobody but you don't care about stalling every time you stop the car?
>>216651296>mattress completely soaked with blood>ah well guess it was the stroke lolhow is it possible to be this incompetent
Monotheistic religions Caesar likely knew:Judaism: Caesar definitely knew about Jews and Judaism. He actually granted Jews special privileges in Rome, allowing them to practice their religion freely. He seemed to view Judaism pragmatically - as a useful ally against his enemies in the EastZoroastrianism: He might have had some awareness of this Persian monotheistic religion through Rome's contacts with ParthiaGreek philosophical monotheism: Some Greek philosophers like Xenophanes and Plato argued for one supreme deity, which educated Romans like Caesar would have studied
Insanely bored at work lads. Literally just passing the time until tomorrow/Wednesday.
>>216651107Roundabouts take some getting used to but if you’re constantly stalling then that’s a bigger issue as you’ll fail to even get on the roundabout which will just make you more anxious when another chance does come up
>>216651461*does a dance in front of you like a trained pet monkey*
Alright virgins, I’m off to see the chainsaw man movie, subtitled. I shall be one of solo seats of course
do you ever pull a hair out of your sideburn but it's not a head hair it's a really long beard hair
>>216651479Saw this last week. It was amazing. I loved it.
when you die you live on on the internet cursed to post forevermore
joke where i complain about a spastic at toil while i drop hints about working from home and the punchline is I'm the spastic at toil
dreamt I was feeling a cat's belly but it was really sharp and had teeth and almonds kept falling out of it
Actually feel quite depressed after today's driving lesson
pressing some sandwiches in the sandwich press. rorke is fuming
>>216651575hm cats actually have really soft tummies (ive felt them)
>>216651489no clue. im bald
>>216651619rorke will say this is woke shite while his breath smells like absolute gurrrrbage
>>216651611sorry to hear that, i'll give you a reacharound tonight to cheer you up
roast chicken sandwich and some crisps down the hatch
really enjoyed that webm where it's vr and player keeps groping the japanese woman then apologising and bowing etc then just groping her again, was rather funny
>>216651123neoliberal teeth
lily phillips' dogging tour
>>216651611you should feel bad after such a dire perofrmance. never step foot in a manual car again
>>216651611Try reconnecting with Ebin. He's an ace driver and maybe you will reignite your spark? I'm sure he still cares about you deeply.
>>216651662
>>216651695Instructors aren't meant to psychologically abuse me>>216651696We still talk every day
What do you lads do when you are not on the thread? I just look at the walls and wait until I can be on the thread again.
>>216651719you're putting people in danger. he needs to tell you what's what
You will ne'er see Mouse and Poleaboo in the same thread Makes you think....
would calling brazilians “favela monkey” be considered racist?
>>216651719>We still talk every dayAsk him to give you driving lessons. You need an instructor you're comfortable around.
>>216651751...nh
>>216651784favela monkey
>>216651751this brazilian cried to janny and had me warned because i called him a freaky little monkey man
>>216651784Old smelly slags cosplaying as old smelly slags Grim
>>216651727i cook
>>216651727just sit by the window, smoke and stare out while crying
you now remember watching 1 man 1 jar on some kid's nokia at school lunch
the tattoo is coming along well if i say so myself
Going to have a depression nap
>>216651824heard that your a freaky little brazilian monkey man
>>216651794there are many types of monkeys you see
i’m going to hell T
>>216651838Is that MF DOOM on a horse?
got brazil filtered coz hes a boring melt
literally eat chicken and rice every single day and i never once got tired of itnot even taking the piss, been doing it since 2018-2019 when i started liftingsure i have the odd meal here and there with friends and family that differ, but otherwise straight chicken breast and jasmine rice twice a day for coming up on a decade, never once got tired of it, don’t understand people that need a ”menu” with different stuff every day of the week
>>216651283Never understood how that's in any way hard to understand, stallfags are genuinely retarded
>>216651875ktim
might have a cup of tea x
>>216651875Not everyone is a twat have you considered that
>>216651866yh
>>216651875some autistic kids eat like that too
taking out temporary life insurance every time EW is having a driving lesson
>>216651899let's focus on the positive lad xx
graham chapman was the funniest of the pythons
>>216651924hate cunts that swipe
FREE SHELDON
>>216651924>>216651957nosy bastards should mind their own business
>>216651924>Billions must fry
>>216651555whoa
about to goose step towards das klodentragdingwashmaschine and load it up with my klodes
OK next time I will put out some avocado toast for her because shes a good foxalso I ate avacado the other day. if vercooked toast can "taste burnt" like sometimes how the Brits (memelous) says then avacado tastes "cooked" it tastes like cooked meat
What are you on about
???
>>216651838horse
>>216652006dont feed her woke delusions next thing you know shell be identifying as a badger...!
Here they are
Had a cough for about a month now, am I dying?Non-smoker btw
>>216652031This fella needs GUNISHMENT
>>216652040hello fatties >:3>>216652041perhaps youve got a mild chest infection?
bought a new pizza (still stuffed crust but cheaper) to eat in 10 mins and then intake (from the pizza) 49% of my RDA of sat fats in 1 1/2 a pizza, somehow. als 25% of the RDA of fats oing to DDoS my cardiovascular system with 98% of my RDA f sats
Women Carrying Faggots by Jean-Francois Millet, 1858(also your mum circa 1996-2006)
>>216652041Reckon that's lung cancer I think you have maybe 1 week left sorry mate x
>>216652083Absolutely FUCKED it
>>216652040why are they spray painted? doesn't it ruin the wool?
uh oh dont have enough coins to get king halo to level 3
excuse em wah
oguri cap "matters of the stomach" uooooh she got pregnant on summer holidays
King halo? You mean Master chef?
>>216652100how do you think coloured wool is made?
you runts can't buy a good post today omds
Nothing more pathetic than Europeans who idolise China, it's literal third world country
and the very latest from Charles Veitch?
>>216652086Corr
wanking into my oguri cap
who's leaving all these fag ends?
>>216652137probably not by spraypainting it. i imagine they sheer it, process it, then dye it
can't risk giving my phone to people cause i know they'll swipe and that's going to end with me spending more than a bit serving time at his majesty's pleasure
Thinking about when Casillas and Puyol came out as gay for a laugh
>>216652100Perhaps it's modern art
i was born in 1989 actually
tragic end of my horses bloodlines due to entropy all at the same time, now ive no legaciesall 1* wit/stam horses. poisoned!
uichi finally confessed to yotsuha :)but she will still die :(
all responses to this post must have a picture
>>216652188imagine giving a shit about football, what's it like being some sub 30IQ prole?
>>216652197Haha that's so old I'm definitely younger than that haha
>>216652100dumb idiot fat yank
>>216652173Spraying them first means that the new wool grows that colour. It's cheaper in the end.
>>216652173They dip sheeps head first into paint before shearing them
thinking about doing a vote on /brit/'s favourite 2025 christmas advert
>>216652213
kill anime
>>216650399What an absolutely hideous women, genuinely upsetting to look at
>>216652234All woke rubbish
>>216652200haha what the horses can get poisoned? can they get paralysed or aroused
>>216652213tongue my anus
>>216652213could coconut oil rub on and lick off of that butt for hours
>>216652221>several posters of anime girls with the words "fuck the police"Yeah this one's a mental case
>>216652221why's this grammar school graduate got boobies then
>>216652234Haven't seen any but I heard there were no blackies in the John Lewis one
>>216652264Dont forget "While theres a single soul in prison i am not free"imagine letting a pack of the most feral niggers and mirpuris rapists into her house, it's what she wanted after all?
>>216652259good post
med ol stuffed crust pizza with the statfats washed down with sugar energy drink (also ownbrand) :3 I am worried for my health
>>216652221Is this ai-generated? I swear that's a bloke's face
>>216652221reminds me of my bf (female) in uni. great fuck but very insecure, clingy, and vindictive
what do zoomers think about rock music?
>>216652100plague sheep aren't theyget them in the incinerator asap
>>216652221short hair is just never good on women
>>216652313giwtwm (on the right)
>>216652287true
um x
>>216652215i used to think like this, but then i realised there can be depth and glory in sports, plus it can be a useful social lingua francasome of the most intelligent people are passionate sports fans
right well that's a woman sucking a big willy
rorke forgetting all about replacement migration after watching ngubu score a 90th minute winner
>>216652321a large majority of what i listen to is rock of some description
>short hair is just never good on women
>>216652321ain't nobody listening to that shit anymore unc
>>216652338one for the fridge x
Leftypol calling Rorke a knuckle-dragging racist for supporting the majority-black England team
>woman
>>216652332gay cunt
(looking her in the eyes) said "hi" and "how are you" to a woman today like /brit/ told me to :) been seeing women a lot recently who look a bit like dogs with their eyes. makes me think if it shouldve been me being the dog or if they want to go be the dog
Nob smells like a good french garlic
rorke calling med countries non-white before looking at his capitol city
>>216652364you did it :D but how did you get celebi hm?
bottle of wine opened, yeah it sunday boys
rorke submitting his unwavering support to the state of israel
leftypol being used by the nobility to crush the merchant classes
roke up
trannies should all be killed
>>216652452
need some bitch on my dick
>>216652411in the 3ds virtual console version of Crystal, the celebi event is available post game as its baked directly into the game
that's the spicy chicken noodles eatenlet's have this last cig then
>>216652471oh thats good of themdid they fix other stuff too like present not working
What's the Current Thing now Palestine has been sorted then
australia should turn in interior of their country into a sea
>>216652505niggers
>>216652505bashing the far right
>>216652505some people in the bbc resigned
>>216652514Um those are the sacred unceded lands of the Wumbalungimumbi people, Rorke
Nazis are far-left though
>>216650399The bible is full of lies. Every religion is a lie.
>>216652461No exceptions>>216652514Noo it would kill this super rare type of bush and this flower that looks like shit and only grows there
>>216652525what's far right these days?is reform far right?trump?
>>216652514there's some animals that need that area but. e.g. the inland taipan
>>216652545whoever is opposed to the current establishment
>>216652537>Wumbalungimumbisorry mate take the cock out of youe mouth and try again
>>216652487unfortunately notthey did bring Jynx's purple sprite to the JP versions though
>>216652505I've been learning about music modes
>>216652553fuck those snakes
>youe
remember the Ukraine war? thank god that's all over now
>>216652563trump and farage are pretty deep in the establishment though aren't they?
Reckon that's him done
>>216652448my grandad looks exactly like this but skinnier
based honchkrow
rorke thinks my little dark age is a white supremacist song
you'd think in the current day we could make australias harshest climates more suited for human habitation
>>216652660Not the name of the song thoughbeit
>>216652677true
video game streamer i was watching said his role is that of a timewasterhe exists to waste his audiences timemade me do a thinkwhat if all the slop streams i watch are part of a huge conspiracy to keep me distracted from the things that matter?they're all in on it
>>216652677we could if it werent for the woke
>>216652705So close yet so far
thread's nearly over
>>216652677i've thought thisit's got to be a matter of time until the gigantic desert in australia is monetised somehow and australia becomes a superpower
>>216652725chinese will do it and bruce will shed a single tear like the injun in that commercial
>>216652724the end of /brit/
reckon i have all the means and resources to become a cult leader but i just cannot be arsed with the hassle
>>216652705what really matters though?
that guy isnt even naitive indian
>>216652705great realization rorke lad
>>21665270599.8% of the internet exists to waste your time
>>216652743He was actually Italian btw
>>216652757I'll do your admin if you let me have 10% of the fertile young women
>>216652785you mean like napoleon?
>>216652767now that's the questionand it won't get answered while i'm watching jabo play fallout new vegas for the 100th time (but with a funny new mod that randomises unique items lmao)
chucking it downloverly
>>216652780what's the 0.2% then?
>>216652814this but unironically
>>216652810Isn't that a raper? I love rapers, I wish I could be raping too
>>216652832i wasn't being ironic
>>216652780you're not wrong>>216652819tesco and amazon
>>216652757procrastination innit
out of D&Blow on greysons1 scotch egg
>>216652819gay porn
Actually doing my job, mental
>>216652856that's what i thought but i couldn't be sure
>>216652705yeah mate just spend 16 hours a day every single day working at a charity, learning a language or studying Biologynever mind the people who call you "timewasters" think stacking shelves at tesco or being a cog in some 20 billion dollar Jewish megacorp is a meaningful existence
>>216652570yank "banter"
>>216652894>>216652894>>216652894
um elite four aaron is fit
Being a cult leader is cool, you get endless pussy and money. Only downside is you have to commit suicide eventually but you can stretch that over a solid 30 years
RorkaMania X-Seven
>>216652705Why do you watch any gaming streams? You have only yourself to blame
