You wake up in India.
And then I hang myself
>>216657247>this is considered a sacred river in indiaGrim
>>216657290Based. You can do that even without waking up in India. Please go ahead and do it.
>>216657721You're right. That was uncalled for. I'm sorry
Impressive, pajeetians know how to build a unique place
>>216657247I look for someone who speaks English to direct me to maybe a police station, then from there, get into contact with the embassy or something.
>>216657247Kill myself at the gate of the airport
My faustian spirit urges me to get out of my comfort zone whenever possible and I've traveled years in "easy" 3rd world countries. In a few months I'll do my first trip in India and plan to stay there at least 3 months.I just hope I'll be rewarded with a few petite brown girls, I love them and they love me but I fear they're too conservative in India for a quick fuck even with a 6'1 blue eyed wealthy chad.
>>216659085Timmy, no one wants to see a dead obese pig in our airports. At least pick a location where we don't have to smell your mart sharted rotting corpse.
I'd take a woman's virginity to make her future arranged husband seethe.
>>216659168A rotting corpse probably smells better than all of india
>>216659280Oof
>>216659280Bodied that jeet
>>216659280Yes, but not the rotting corpse of a cumskin.
A fate worse than death
>>216657247India is literally my idea of hell. If hell is real it's India. If you were evil when you die you reincarnate as an Indian that isn't allowed to leave Number 2 for me is probably Egypt
>>216659687Source?>
I'll look for jaras and i won't quit until I find it
>>216659758It's true, they just didn't specify that the bathing had to be water
>>216659703I'd be fine with Egypt if the internet wasn't shitty. I had a friend there and he explained it's basically impossible to get internet without a data cap.
>>216659758https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/genetics/articles/10.3389/fgene.2012.00306/fullhttps://sci-hub.se/https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00439-007-0356-9
>>216657308Christ that video is depressing, do they really have to be that nasty