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>>216658140Kekus
this is kino
Where are the mutts? Why are they so silent? Is nobody gonna call me an obsessed fag o algo?
>>216658805Nobody cares except people who still post pepe in 2025. I bet this kind of copypasta would go over well on the sharty if you made a 'jak to go with it. They still think that an ironically detached rant about something you supposedly hate is the height of humor.
>>216658805You're an obsessed faggot or something of that nature yeah
Some tips if you want to make al dente copypasta. You don't need to completely discard this retarded sharty style. Just remove what doesn't work. Building up your strawman just to point at it and act like "haha anybody who is like this is bad and lame" is played the fuck out. Be the strawman instead. Reducto ad absurdum. It's funnier.
>>216658140I think they're adorable
Obsessed Level: DANGEROUS
>>216658140sportards are a disease and ought to be quartered and separated from societyI agree
>>216658805Everything you said was unironically true though it.
>>216658140good pasta
>>216660050unfortunately sportards are like 80% of normie society
>>216658140How dare Americans do that while you spam threads like this and how much you love us but we're "not cultured"
>>216660556I know right. You guys are so much more intelligent than the people watching the sportsball.
