>curse vishn-ACK
>>216658448if Indians hate Jesus so much why do they keep spreading this story about Jesus supposedly studying in India?
tired of gloating jeetstired of falseflagging chinks
>>216658481Jesus liked to travel a lot. He was the original boring "I like to travel" female profile on dating apps.
Could Vishnu beat J-Dawg? What are Vish is feats? Jesus can manipulate matter on a subatomic level, transmogrifying water to wine, he can create matter from nothing like when he fed 5,000 people from 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, he can walk on water and manipulate the weather, can cure blindness and physical ailments, can regenerate body parts on people like when he healed the soldiers ear that Peter cut off in Gethsemane. And of course his greatest feat, Death can't touch him.
>>216658550In the Book of Mormon we learn he was also the Great Peacemaker of the Iroquois. He was really going places.
>>216658604Fast walking was one of Jesus' many miracles.
>>216658448He's recoiling from the smell
I curse vishnu by name
>>216658579>Death can't touch him.Well, jeets and their gods reincarnate already so they've got that one down. >What are Vish is feats?When he was Krishna he could lift mountains and create thousands of ninjitsu clones naruto style. Jesus could create infinite bread and maybe drown all the Krishnas though.
>>216658656>Ninjistu clonesJesus can Manipulate the weather, he could just make a hurricane and blow them all away
>>216658448the fate of every single mleccha at the end of kalyug
>>216658448basedabracucks BTFO
>>216658448Britishers rocked!
>>216658579Jesus looks like de dodged that beam with his eyes closed, so yeah
>>216658579Akshually, krishna and Jesus's powers are quite similar, once krishna fed a large group of ascetics or rishis with just a small leftover portion of rice and curry cooked by draupadi, he was a "divine friend" to Arjuna, he was professionally a cow herder, the chariot of arjuna was piloted by him, and for the 18 day duration of war he didn't dismount from it, when the war was over, Arjuna had to formally dismount from the chariot signifying his relinquishment of command, but before his official stepping down the pilot or Krishna had to dismount, krishna refused and commanded arjuna to dismount first which was a great insult but he did as krishna said and the moment Krishna stepped on ground the chariot spontaneously burst into flames
>>216658550>>216658604kek does every schizo christian group have this story? in the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo church we believe He studied in Egypt at 13 but came to Ethiopia as well and blessed the lands. some schizos even believe He and Mary were Habesha
>>216659925Jesus was a busy man
>>216659925Jesus came to preach just to Jews.Paul retconned him to be a universal god. Now Jesus' historical role as a local Palestinian preacher conflicts with his mythological role as a universalizing deity. People feel the need to write new scriptures to close this discrepancy.
>>216658656Infinite bread is far more powerful than Krishna's clones. Krishna's cloning ability was hardcapped at his number of wives, which was around 16000, there's nothing to suggest that Jesus had any limitation on conjuring bread. Lifting a mountain won't save Krishna from a literally infinite mass of bread.
WTF I Love Jesus even more.He could use teleport.
