scream wanking
SIA-ACCREDITEDINDUSTRY-LEADINGHUMAN FIRE ALARMS
right that's me off to Popeye's
*stands by the thread entrance in a hi-viz saying security*
We at /brit/ wish Nicolas Sarkozy the best post-prison, released a gruelling three weeks in to his five-year sentence. Stay out of trouble Nick (short for Nicolas)!
the entwife
>>216658546so they just wander about looking for fires?
>>216658555now he is reformed
>>216658553
>>216658570
>>216658555Howlage
all stations lock up and roll check
>>216658572That's what I used to do when I was in the Fire Brigade
rape time rorke come here
>>216658555wonder if he had any wanks when in his little personal cell
those chinese nail places are very popular, but why do women need to have their nails done there?
get the demonic entities propitiated
>>216658555might rewatch a prophet
this is a dire thread really disappointedi pay my dues just like everyone else, be more funny
hows he gonna sign autographs then?
>>216658555fucking hell how bent is that though? all in plain sight
sky-high teio step "haha sorry but I am in first place now" what a poggers skill
tried watching good films but they were all shit
dinner is off.... and now I will have to resort to toast.
>>216658658There’s a wee chinaman under the desk that licks their fannies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuG_ZP9Ik6A
>>216658572Yes and if they see one they call the fire brigadeFor this job they command 70% of the average wage
>>216658688toast? For dinner??!
>>216658686presumably by good you meant good according to general consensus and by shit you meant shit according to your own judgement, otherwise your post makes sense!
>>216658674shut up toby you tryhard attention seeker
/fr/ laughing at us as per usual.
>>216658681dont really know what this means but go mousey!
>>216658555Should’ve been placed with the booty warrior
have nothing better to do than go for a solo incel drink after workdon't want to sit at my desk after sitting at one for work all day like
might try going for GM on one role but cba playing that much
bendy tap tap timmy viva street haha pangpang
>>216658702it's all I have........ I shop day by day, never been one for the weekly or monthly shop.
Coincidence?
hes just given up entirely on human language
cant go on a weekly/monthly shop when rorke doesnt drive can he
the horse crip walkin cuh
ZAMN!!
i love catty!
Arse sounds like a gaggle of epileptic geese
reckon you could rape a man into being gay
>>216658760POV you are a little CPU goblin on the social network reading other CPU globlins notice things like clock cycles and binary
>>216658718>hon hon hon je bois du vinnot arsed
>>216658787that's what happens yeah, as any gay man will admit happened
>>216658787dont think i really understand how it worksintuitively i think no way no how but apparently it happens with some people
obviously
>>216658787rorke's leading theory on homosexuality, actually
>>216658763lmao
I see myself as a young Vince McMahon
>>216658810You damage their sense of masculinity so thoroughly their sexuality gets readjusted to intense humiliation (homosexuality)Happened to Fran Drescher’s husband after an nword tied him up and raped her in front of him
got proessor of curvature really early and bought it soon after even though super creek is only at half relationship, but I never get extra hints anyway (what I wouldve wanted was right handed turns or gourmad)
>>216658768met all the family on the weekend parents grandparents brother the lothere until end of the month
>>216658843getting molested?
at maccies, anyone want owthttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762658313994439.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762666629400250.webm
>>216658861Pooing on ladies
i dont even google shit anymore i chatgpt it
*digs too deep and too greedily*
where’s gorpheus?
>>216658863one of everything
>>216658730i would occasionally get a drink after my 12 hour shift and just stare off into space
waltziepooed into 600 speed and stam this game just going stamina -> speed hopefully I get a 3* spark :)
>>216658863repulsive
Those girls are clatty bastards
>>216658896dont know who gorpheus is
>>216658896and what of good gorpheus?
it pie night
>>216658890ai is essentially just a better version of google
>>216658900>occasionallyI've been drinking 1-4 pints after work everyday for like two weeks now
>>216658863can see her girl willy
gorpheus? l barely know us!
>>216658863women are fucking foul
how long would 750 careers take you? just buy £70 and use7500 carats on running games. get it over with, and a 3* spark is like 100 hours anyways, and you could have maybe 3 of them or something if that many games takes you so long
>>216658931how was arse lad night last night
unless 7500 is normally like £65, or £70 gets you like 6000 carrots. I guess it could be FOTM (I am just going to suffer with pulls)
Whats that Sauron you find me attractive?
>>216658968i don't do arses
Is that computer game stuff he’s talking about?
sorry i don't know about umamusume but i know about blue archive
how was day 1 toil freak? you've got day 2 right around the corner hahahaha freak
>>216658991what not even a gay bentos sex arse pie?
instagram still autoplaying even though i turned it off in permissions
>>216659012scream
need the /brit/ zesters on all fours PRONTO
>>216659012already phoned my manager and said i can't come in because my car won't start tomorrow morning, so i've got the day off :)
any waifus
Might buy Sheffield Wednesday and run it in to the ground even harder than wee chinky guy.
Just messaged Peter Hitchens saying he's a big fat autistic loser
>>216659006for me it's both
>>216658948done him
hearing unverified reports rorke getting he groove on
>>216659048
for £150 you can play more than 10x the games that veterans have played so far or the same amount if that is the wins
right then tim e to get ako can ss
>>216659057cor get those gakis RACED
rorke shoving the One Ring up his arse for a laugh
>>216659068
Toil doneFor this day at leastTwo days before my long weekend
>>216659048the escort yeah
>>216659075is that su
Found out today leftypol had his own cartoon and toy line.
>>216659124don`t Worryok !!it`s Nice ..
off for a femcel walkhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762294176527616.webm>>>/gif/29745016
you lads ever had any girls try to slip a finger or two into your fudge factory?
>>216659119whats the escort scene like in india?
>>216659127cheers mate been in a panic all day over this
>>21665913129 KHHV me
Took the TadalafilDidn't work. Erection was still meh and weakened as I was shagging the missus.Maybe I don't have a problem and I'm just not attracted to my wife anymore?
>>216659122…yh
>>216659131>you lads ever had any girlsnah
>>216659149nearly gagged just reading this as I eat my biscuits and drink my milk
Tom Bomtadalafil
There were some fucking BADDIES at the ren faire god damnWho knew attractive women go to those things
>>216659166then does that mean........
!
im 29 years old and never had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE
why my cat so cute
Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Arse
>>216659166go to odaiba
for all my dislike of Indians I have to say I do like a chicken madras and keema naan
>>216659185love your doegs swedish bloke
>>216659059I'd love to become a defensive mid of Athleti and just break lamine cuckmal's legs
Rorke just chilling there like "yeah, the president of a foreign nation can just dictate who runs our public TV"
>>216659185would have him chopped up and made into tesco's finest "beef" burgers
>>216659182
what's with all the schizoposting
sudo cp
suelad bombing japs from his wee rorke air force biplane
My little man
>>216659215no you wouldn’t, you are not going to do anything but waste away in your dimly lit little childhood incelroom
when you spot a cool job with accommodation but the accommodation is you actually sharing a bedroom with 3 other people.... no thanks chaps! cool location and cool job but i'm too autistic with that and also when happens when I get a wet dream in the middle of the night that'd be awkward
>>216659200That's his weekend sorted ahah
>>216659012actually I had Monday off
>tfw no elegant Visigoth-Catalan gf
my first s speed og cap in a while
>>216659227little man on a restful one
>>216659200were staying in asakusa when we go tokyo which is fairly nearwent to odaiba with ky years ago its ok but nothing special i would say we’ll be going other pkaces
>>216659227rorkeish cat!
Gundam more like gaydam
this isn't suelad, his filenames were like Sue no. 8763017
>>216659173what biscuits you having?
just got the quick rundown on gaddafi from chatgpt
sorted my weekend ahah
>>216659277he said he was going to delete all those folders a while ago (sad but true)
*ears perk up*
where does one find a gf like this in the uk
>>216659149done on the down-low but those in the know knowwhere i live if you're rich enough, 'models' as they're called will sleep you on your first date
handsome chap
>>216659223missing some arguments on that one lad
what's caused john cleese to start JQ posting on x (formerly twitter)
>>216659277im on my ipad which means im in lieu of my collection
sad but sue
gorpheus? are you there?
>>216659131can fit more than a finger >>>/gif/29774047
>>216658954reminds me of that webm of some lads sitting on their mates face while he's holding a barbellor shoving a rubber cock they found on a construction site up their arseetc
>>216659292do you paint those?
>>216659292you going to play with that?
Who is voting Green then?*Raises paw*
>>216659298never said any such thing (check the archives) just that would conceal them from public view via hard drive backup
are you on /gif/ outside of wanktoil hours or are you mid-wanktoil but still posting in /brit/both strike me as odd, I must say
Why didn't the Tadalafil work?
>>216659342it's partially painted like the eyes (fluorescent), metallic and red parts
A little bit of effort goes a long way
>>216659351ahgomenasai*bums your new japs arse respectfully*
>>216659369different drugs on different people
>>216659331Poor lad. Reckon he needs checking for worms
>>216659369doesnt work on gays
I am of the few extremely online men without ADHD, autism, aspergers, histrionic personality, or sexual queerness.
>>216659284>>216659307lovely doeggy :D
Honestly can see why Eastern Europeans hate Russians.
>>216659376cringe
>>216659421Would not have guessed seeing as you've posted this willingly
Bradley Walshwould Love/Brit/ !!
>>216659381Such a boring NPC outfit I wouldn't even notice you
>>216659435why is british cuisine so inferior to jap cuisinehow comes japs could invent umami but we can't what sets us apart
goodnight lads l'll be back 2moro to post more slop
snopwonglekibberflimphoshflerplem
>>216659479Ok SeeYoutomorrow .. !!
>'I think it's worth worrying about' PETER HITCHENS says Trump will 'try quite hard' to have a third term in the White House and here's how he'll do ithttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15276007/Video-think-worth-worrying-PETER-HITCHENS-says-Trump-try-quite-hard-term-White-House.html
>>216659475That's quiet luxury
>>216659476Worcestershire sauce has umami.
>>216659484if these were preceded by the word racist you'd have some good insults that would do numbers on reddit
>>216659476Marmite is more umami than any JAP foodstuff
>>216659463lol the faces hed make at some of our posts :Pimagine all the innuendos he can make out of our posts about wanking!
Rorke suspiciously silent, turns out... he's meditating... pure fucking zen like
>>216659331why is he doing this? is he searching for something there?
馬見
>>216659500No you're quite obviously attempting the quiet luxury look. It's cosplay
>>216659381Corrr I see that bulge mate ;) cheeky x
it's funkoverI am ruined they were supposed to pay for my retirement...
ordered one of those wanking contraptions you can control remotely from lovense up to 10 people can joincorr imagine posting a link here when steaming and 10 of you lads are controlling the vibrating cock sleeve my knobule is in
>>216659537man like rorke becoming one wiv da universe 'n' dat
choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SRoLLy5Vu0
>>216659628We never got a Poleaboo Funko Pop.....
>>216659628is it true if you cut their heads open they have stuff inside?
OK I will use it! (guest legacy also has right handed)
>>216659381is that one of them coats you polish with wax? looks alri ngl
>>216659628they'll be more collectable if the company goes under
>>216659675Itlooks Lovely !!
wait it doesnt have right handed! nvm1
the actual horse legacies
>>216659628Ok I will buy some
>>216659675all literally you horse :3
Genuinely what even is British cultureAnd don't give me some vague shit that could apply to any western country
>>216659381shadow makes it look like you wet yourself
I think trying to see an escort has been the worst mistake of my life.I genuinely don't know how I'll recover from this.
>>216659768cutting the half time orange
>>216659764truererolling the line because she got 2* stamina spark (or speed maybe). I wanted to get rid of the 1* wit, and the guest legacy has 3* wit :D goes hard
>>216659789Fantastic post tbf
to sad about funko pop to post proply>>216659797>>216659808Im to sad sorry
>>216659785Try not posting about it that might help
>>216659768wanking with your mates at a sleepover but then never mentioning it again as adults
>>216659785bin the adultwork account or app or whatever it isgo cold turkey, move onget on SteamTales of Xillia RemasteredDownload itGet it playedThat is how you recover
I want you to get the word out: we back - Zack Polanski
>>216659381Mallardlad?
>>216659816sorry for your lost x
we major
>>216659838this never happened to me but I do remember once we did a camping trip and we thought it would be well funny to illuminate our tents and wank so the girls could see our wanking silhouettes which now I think about it is quite odd
should I be trading in support cards (will it help me get 3* king halo) or does the uncap level matter when cards not in your deck proc
the day they raped sadiq khan
we sports resort
>>216659922whoever suggested that is gay lolabsolute_cinema.jpg
>A flamingo that went missing from a wildlife sanctuary in Cornwall over a week ago appears to now be living in northern France.
>>216659974LOL
had x4 beers
so it turns out the new downstairs neighbour has a fit daughterof course I shan't be saying more than three words to her but I thought I'd mention it anyway
>>216659979kill yourself
>>216659923>should I be trading in support cardsno unless you have more than MLB>will it help me get 3* king halono>does the uncap level matter when cards not in your deck procno
wish i had a robot matehed save me from the other robots after the clanker uprising plus i just think it would be a blast
>>216659991scream
>>216659988Asahi per chance?
>>216659996then I will trade my MLB dupes! I want king helo 3* ... (also have a good uma for his legacy with og cap)
>>216659974scromndjfng
>>216659991LOL
>>216659990time to get naughty anon
>>216659990How old x
the cronem arent kicking pon ball tonight
>>216660018kirin
>>216660064my estimate is late teens
almost drank tonight but decided to be good instead x
everyone shut the fuck up for a second I'm trying to think
how come all the teen criminals in peep show are white chavsi thought it happened in london, why arent they jamaicans. unless croydon was white twenty years ago
>>216660089
having an evil goblin wank
>>216660086right well I don't have any trivia for that one so I shall be making it upDid you know they named their company Kirin because it means giraffe and they believed their beers could reach new heights? (like a giraffe's neck)
>>216660142don't give me that look
>>216659844Is it good? I feel so pathetic at the minute that even games don't motivate me.
uncomfortable and slightly nervous catto
rorke's neighbour telling his daughter to stay away from the weird bloke upstairs
you are all jealous
>>216660117what ya thinking about?
nigga name zack
28lb mortar on m4 iphone
>>216660156
ballzack
>>216660260you need to be killed
>>216660279mew
>Erika Kirk says JD Vance has been a ‘blessing’ since her husband Charlie – was shot dead
it came to my attention that this nigga's name is, in fact, keir
>>216660303sex sex
>>216660307telling you no hes gonna divorce usha and marry erika kirk
>>216660289bit rude
>>216660271The upset over this programme was fantastic
>>216660307…bruh
irl silence sazuka rp softcore porn sex
>>216660344you are an evil pedophile rapist
>>216660403irl silence suzuka was a stallion
might go get a box of wine
>>216660426dam
sir box wine
>>216660429how about you go get a sense of class instead
cor imagine the size of his dih
another post hidden
>>216660429hope you'll be living in a box soon enoughvile alchie worm
>>216660474
vigorous kinetic movements & MLE audible from upstairs? yes!timmy muffling it with gay anime? absolutely!
>>216660480another timmy mental health filter LOL
hi guys!!!
>>216660528hai!!! :D
>>216660429you're such a wretched little urchin mate
another reminder that you arent welcome here
been bloated all dayjust got home and done a mega fart, must have been 2 minutes longfeeling better now
>>216660525mmhmm but he cant filter allat onyx outta 3pm
>>2166605732017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...
eNIGma
>>216660583um x
>>216660583poor spacker horse
foden pony
timmy rn at pangpang massage shop
>>216660623
in my twisted evil lab creating fodenponies
>>216660623a fody?
>>216660601Love that monkey lad Hanuman me
seggs
no ponies
Ok we shouldPlaya FootballMatch .. !!
the 21st of every month one <3
>>216660708on her way to heem rorke no doubt>>216660716correctly identified a picture of him at the corner shop the gentleman there must think im a neek
>>216660737we should be allowed to post them, as a treat
when have I ever done ".."
Killed a man from Devon in January 2023 in self-defense.
OK brb going to go eat marzipan and artificial sweeteners in energy drink which tastes better than crack by the way
>>216660716he can make any part of his body big or smallwere i he i'd make my hands small to make my wang feel bigger when i wank
>>216625423>>216625423
sniped another vodka race saw sois in her outfit looking realyl sad :( 13th favorite to win. poor literal NPC
>>216660797don't think you're supposed to eat crack
the race on turn 2 of the "starts in two turns" of the beach rec event is right handed!
ahh the archived new gimmick
get it made
ayo where the new at
>>216660886which pony do you relate to the most
blegh
vgh
ough
oughh he wants to be enemies !!
and the new?
get to 400
he needs this
so this is it. the last /brit/.
>>216661140>>216661140>>216661140
>>216660651cockmogs me!
>>216660086>not suntory THE MALTSshaking my head tbdesu
