poo dog edition
neoliberal bull logging in
Spoon's taking the piss
>>216661168what are those
>>216661168
>>216661168are they supposed to be poached eggs?
The hypothetical new:>>216655234>>216655234>>216655234
>>216661195egg
>>216661233
bbc going down the shitter?perhaps you can't flush a turd that big
lollipop lady run over by car
t
dont say it
>>216661277should have looked where she was going
>We also get the youtuber seaside mark, quite oftenhttps://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/25593077.comedian-michael-mcintyre-shocks-pub-goers-wareham/He's a local celebrity
I give off Rockstar Vibes
lollipop lady made flat by caralcoholic man goes to bar (lots)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NA-KaNn3Ug
Switching from shampoo and shower gel to pure olive soap - will still use a face cleanser, but I feel that life is about to improve for the better as a result of this change.
nearly had a wank but didnt award
>>216661298I reckon Mark gets drunk, acts like a character and then mentions his YouTube channel which is what led to the pub owner mentioning him here
smoking heroin
>>216661368
My little man
>>216661368That's not cute what the hell
>>216661389based
I've lived in London my entire life and I've officially given up. I know nobody on the street i've lived on my entire life and I have no friends here. Despite being a pretty interesting person and having lots of interests, I just find it impossible to make genuine connections with people even despite the fact I know there are so many likeminded people here, there are simply too many people to wade through to find people I can connect with. I give up.Where can I move to in the UK lads? Any thoughts?
>>216661428Swansea
super creek supermassive titos
>>216661428Try here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dull,_Perth_and_Kinross x
>>216661428Come to Cagliari
>>216661310Bus going straight to the interracial breeding grounds
>>2166614592/3rds a person
anyone live around northampton
>>216661404you did that one already>>216661428York or Durham or Newcastle (in that order) alternatively you may like Bristol more if you're into London
these lads had the best drip of all clone troopers
>>216661294the cf
>>216661440I couldn't possibly go to Swansea without suspecting every person of being 190
>>216661450done him
laughing shoes
>>216661428southwest or northumbrialondon's inhabitants are completely devoid of any humanitywhere in london was that out of curiosity?
>>216661368how do you find this shit
>>216661507LOL
>>216661507The man has his work cut out for him explaining that
>>216661527terrible!
>>216661482>Bristolmate...
>>216661558He lives in London so he might like it
>>216661298you will never pass your driving test
>>216661520BermondseyGrowing up it was a largely white working class area but in the last decade has met a two pronged assault by immigrants and yuppies
Fearful that I won't make it to heaven
they called it "yuppies disease"
>>216661610mmhmm
DIE!thud thud thud OH NO
>>216661453Would genuinely love nothing more than to live in Italy
>>216661584east london is so fucked
>>216661635the random africans theyve imported to roam about the streets there are probably the most feral in the world its absolutely vile there
>>216661695they deliver essential services
>>216661659>Bermondsey>east londonmoron
hate normieslop and hate starwars but going to give andor a go
>>216661746close enough faggot
just like the polshit/r9ktard immigrating to other boards to complain about immigration, shitting up the thread and being without a job
Applying for a job and as is typical get this shit. But what has me absolutely miffed is that instead of the usual white British/Irish, it's just 'White'. What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Naturally I picked other. I'm not white; i'm English and being white is just a cosmetic although minor feature of it.
poo arse
>>216661794oh as opposed to shitting up the thread with some bollocks about horses?fucking troglodyte
nigger scream
BE flag got 0 replies this thread his life serves no purpose. he is literally worthless
>>216661800you can’t be English and not white
egg up my arse
your mums a trilobite
>>216661851this is his first reply mate
saywhatifyourgay
>>216661853poor lass
>>216661853I know New York Post is a tabloid so taking this with a grain of salt but this is not possible at all
>>216661800why is chinese on there?
>>216661904they kind of look like.. no.. couldnt be..
>>216661298
Walked from Canterbury to Ypres, Belgium last week, arriving to Ypres on Remembrance sunday as part of a first world war pilgrimage.
>>216661909my death won't make it any less true, you replied to him there
>>216661959liar, liarpants on fire
>>216661945This is what TMAU took from seasideMARK
>>216661168£12 for that shite I bet
Escort Lad reporting in.I decided to message her again one last time to see if she responds. No reply yet. I'm not expecting one really. I just don't get why she left me good feedback and a nice message if she's just gonna ghost me. I don't get women. No wonder I got to 29 as a kissless virgin. I'm a joke. A fucking hapless fool.I'm still somewhat hoping she replies but I think she doesn't want to see me again.These past 2 weeks have been awful. A big learning curve for me. I am angry at myself for my behaviour. I feel humiliated.I'm sorry for spamming so much about it. I do appreciate the help I've been offered.Really don't know where I go from here regarding sex. I could try another one but with vastly reduced expectations. But maybe I'm just destined to never experience intimacy.
my friend at toil got made redundant and this has made me properly sad
>>216662031message another one
won another career :) 1* speed
>Escort Lad repor*hides post*
>>216662031kys
Sir Queer Spacker
>>216661959How’d you do that you bastard? Ferry?
+1 to my literally me career playthroughs
>>216662095haha
>>216662056I need to give it a few days, I think. I just feel like I've been kicked in the teeth, again, when it comes to women.
>>216662095He said, as he was drowning in crazy pussy
right I'm off to do some laundry
>>216661927I’ve actually been seeing loads of chinky Asians lately and I don’t know where they’ve come from all of a suddenRather have them than the usual Asians though
Winnie Mandela's musky tuppence
>>216660630>>216660630>>216660630
>>216662031you're begging it mate
sexy pale girls
I’m 32 and making friends has never been harderI’d really like to have more friends. Now I see “we” rather than “I” in their WhatsApp updates, a semantic shift that tends to mean less time available for mates and more for meeting in-laws and mortgage advisers.
>>21666221433 and haven't had friends since I was a teenager so no clue what you're talking about with the WhatsApp updatesGrow up
>>216662207blacked presumably
>>216662214I seem to make friends accidentally meit must be some part of my personality that people find likeable I guess
>>216662240Ktim but 29
Thoughts on Shropshire?
>33 and haven't had friends since I was a teenager
>>216662240ah shit who let 190 out his mental ward
>>216662214Get the hiking club joined
>>216662282Contender for most irrelevant county. I can’t name a single thing about it.Does it border Wales? I think on my ancestry tree I had some ancestors right on the border.
Why are Bradley posters such unrepentant psychopaths?
>>216662207where?
Amsterdam Red Light brass lad reporting in:never knew her name cant hardly remember what she looked like. never think of her specifically or care. just shagged and left.
>>216662303There's only a single bradley poster though
>>216662175Begging what
>>216662283Grow up>>216662292Grow upAll of you lot need to have sex
got the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald on
pregnant women poo a bit when they push their baby out, right?
>>216662345ah yes the man who has been friendless for 14 years is a major shagger shut the fuck up and look in a mirror
watching monkey life on tv
Someone needs to grab this thread by the scruff of the neck
>>216662365a lot actually
Katy mucus on the steps of the Gherkin
ameribros...they got us
>All of you lot need to have sex
>>216662341you're begging female attentionthe most retarded thing to do
off to bed nowwhats the point
I refuse to have sex
where crodie at
>>216662345I've had sex twice
think sex is a bit demeaning desu, humping away like some kind of rabid animal
>>216662420ktimjust waiting to go to bed at this rate
dats all nice and well but where crodie at
what is this open mic night? Any more dogshit gimmicks want to say their piece?
>>216661483these guys were more badass thoughever
Mum loves watching The Dog HouseSappiest most formulaic shite on television
>>216662447that's what makes it so fun
Rorke missed the news. Too busy painting roundabouts
>>216662282I live there!!
fr anybody wondering, the vast majority of posts here are spambots and all the human posters left here a long time ago
>>216662469Your mum sounds like a stupid cunt
>>216662473wtf was hector salamanca doing in kent
>>216662473they belong on an early 19th century royal navy brig
>>216662467poo?
>>216662476no one here likes you
>>216662492Well that’s a bit harsh it’s just a tv show
>>216662416I asked an escort for a meeting. Thats all.
>>216662473today? oh boy
>>216662506Yes they do mate >Spaino >Belgian >MouseyAll good friends of mine
Timmy's crush
might get my kit off
*rings the /brit/ town bell*Attention all /brit/izensTonight we will be unveiling our new power source for all of /brit/! Please bring any and all dead biomass so that we can use them to heat YOUR home!
>>216662491that's the internet in general now honestly
>>216662473they finally got sacked tranny, did they?
>>216662551the belgian is pretending, he actually wants to see you ground into a fine powder
>Two 'Southport copycats' arrested after 'plotting to attack kids' event, school and Oasis concert'
its like an indian wrote a script of how he thinks english people speak and its presented entirely in this thread. look at some of the interactions going on here and ask yourself if you know anybody in real life that speaks like this
>>216662621dont be a homo
>wHeRE r We GoInG CrOdIe?
>>216661853>have no brain>parents keep you alivedamn...
>>216662659ktimmy
>>216662659ktim
>>216662621behnchod
>>216662266no thanks
>>216662655
>Mesa Jar Jar Binks
Can’t imagine how much of a fucking virgin freak you’d have to be to post hereWe all in /britfeel/ x
>>216662551>>Spaino Pedophile>>Belgian Pedophile>>MouseyPedophileWell that confirms what we already knew. I'll be taking a trip to Scarborough for some nonce baiting.
telepathically sending instructions to everybody itt
>>216662703we're actually all in brit/pol/ these days. reckon just one spastic is here talking to himself now
>>216662716FOY
Someone just superimposed a poo into my mind
Rorke loves these patriotic black men who have a white wife and three mopheaded mulatto sons
*Spontaneously starts wiping my arse with my left hand, then eating my dinner with the same hand*W-What's happening
>>216662655sup crodie
>>216662725No we’re not brit/pol/ is filled with cp these days
the ol 'cide has to be on the cards 2k26
I've just seen a youtube short which says you lot have reduced ABV in beer because of some alcohol duty tax? Carlsberg for example is down to 3.4%. Same with coors and varying with other brands. So all your main lagers are just pisswater now. Like less than 4%.Is this in anticipation of the muslims taking over when it will be 0%?
Just had a burrito from taco bellWas alright
>>216662752sup crodie, u gud my yodie?
cvp stained nike tech and bedsheets getting washed now in the cr01
>>216662758
>>216662766i saw this real life map that says northern ireland is still british soil is that true
>>216662784hehehehehehe see di pink water thru di glass x
>>216662782mi gud crodiebus 25 a dem arrive x
my head is killing me again
I will slay you where you stand you fucking paki cunt
watching gary and danny and screaming crying snot bubbling out my nose
>shaves my incel face with my incel razor>plucks my incel eyebrows with my incel tweezers>flosses my incel teeth with my incel waterpik>brushes my incel teeth with my incel electric toothbrush>scrapes my incel tongue with my incel tongue scraper>cleanses my incel face with my incel cleanser>treats my incel skin with my incel cream>moisturises my incel skin with my incel moisturiser>applies incel hairloss chemicals to my incel scalp>looks in the mirror>pic related
thats the wedding paid off then, 35k for a 1 day event feels like daylight robbery really
unfunny freaks in here these days. dont know what happened really. one minute this place had actual banter and a funny australian whipping out supreme wit, we used to solve world problems on /brit/ from 2012 to 2023then something weird happened, suddenly a bunch of spam and unfunny freaks came in and started spamming about le poo all day every day, its over for /brit/ rip in peace...
>>216662811Winston receiving oval from dizzy Katy
>>216662829But you said you shaved. Why do you still have a scraggly beard?
Texted her lads
>>216662879grow up
>>216662863its the new generation lad internet culture is unrecognizable, just accept that i'm one of those old out of touch people i used to laugh at when i was growing up
>
pang pang acting monkeyish again
silly timmy doesnt realise he's dummy cos she been boppin on soul pole and dem a clueless and swc dem a midget sized x
>>216662900but this isnt even funny though. being a deranged schizo all day isnt very funny
>>216662900Not really. People do it far more when you whine about it and that’s all cunts here do. Whine about the “quality” of the thread (it’s always been bad)
>>216662896
>>216662805You can keep your troubled secratarian money pit. I don't want it. I'm way far South of Northern Ireland. I've only been there once ever.
>>216662937they dont care about being funny its all about attention and low effort spam increases their chance of getting some bread crumbs
sucking on a lollipop x
>>216662863I agree but can you neeks please stop licking aussie arse for just one thread
must have eaten about 2500 calories today feel like a PIG big fat vile pig
>>216662941Just not true though is it. You got deranged schizos on here posting all through the night, sometimes you'll come on here in the morning after a nice sleep and see the canadian spent 9 hours reposting bradley walsh laughing, not to anybody in particular. Its not le epic banter with le lads mate, you are just a deranged mongoloid and covid fucked little zoomies up
>>216662912timmy x monkeydem linkup
cock pong
jeezy own half of atlanta
>>216662963Also worth mentioning that some people here are legitimately profoundly mentally ill and their posts are just the same screaming into the void as they would do in real life
>>216662900/brit/ didnt exist in 2012, oh wise one
>By the age of 14, Ishmael had been kicked out of school, kicked out of his childhood home and was adapting to the responsibility of caring for newborn twin sons.
>No charges expected after child dies by self-inflicted gunshot wound. What we know
>>216663008/anglo/ did doe
>>216663002
I went to see the chainsaw man movie and it was kino, night go see it again to support the Japanese media industry
>>216662996To be fair I do a bit of the spamming. There’s no mainstream social media where you can just scream retarded shite into the void. I don’t think it actually affects anybody
bollocks smell like quavers bellend smells like skips
>>216663040Who did you go with lad?
>>216663050use this on your bellend>>216663032
>>216663041grow up mate
>Second Migrant Child Dies on ‘Reverse Migration’ Boat Route
>>216663065why
well now we're getting somewhere
>>216662799you keep posting this when even in that thread I told you we were two different people and you didn't care to confirm it
>>216663050My bollocks smell like the probiotic yoghurt I eat daily, and my bellend smells like roast pork.
>Girl, 3, dies after being pulled from pool in Greece
>>216663092timmy bellpeppa nose wife
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216663066How does it affect you, genuinely? What harm does posting a few fucking ponies or brads when most of you are asleep do?
>>216662941>>216663041kys
>>216663085gets rid of the smell in seconds available cheap on amazon and ebay
>>216663040Support the British film industry, jk it doesn’t even exist Kek
Threads were actually nice this morning.It's shit in the evenings for 2 reasons:1. Moody toilmen return from toil.2. Mentally ill individuals finally woke up and seek attention from said toilmen and each other.
>>216663128what if i like the smell
>>216663093ah yes a random spanish poster just so happened, in that very moment in seconds after you posting, put on the clothes of a paedophile to ruin your pathetic internet personality. Yes, yes veryy believable.OR you just samefagged and forgot to turn off the VPN
Screaming imagining this demented yank googling "tragic news" and giggling to himself when he finds a good one, then browsing his "Bradley folder" and selecting the perfect response.
browsing GreatBritishMemes
>>216663111screamingdat pang bell pepper inhaler
>>216663140Contribute or fuck off you sadcase
>>216663146it's the raped paedophile
>>216663119You just need to sort your life out mate. Try being more original, you can be anything you want anonymously on the internet and you're still a tedious boring loser like you are in real life.
bird at work today had genuine bo like the jeet type where you can tell its dried into her clothes, she looked quite fit too so caught me by surprise
>>216663143Ffs it was being posted by someone on the botnet and they can just change flag instantly to falseflag. You can’t be this stupid.
>>216663184what race is she
>>216663206english
boards:int;file:only;op:no;/^United States$/
you top shotta of NYC and dis your main bitch LOL
>>216663146>Mother returned from work to learn father abandoned children, left baby to die in swing
>>216663188the article to this is penghe clartened the pale m2 ting in his room ripped her hymen out
mmmhhhhmmmmm
>>216663227americans are some of the better forren posters desu. got aussies and kiwis filtered myself
>>216663196You've openly admitted to samefagging and forgetting to turn off the VPN. Besides I don't care about the truth, what matters is how things look and I am going to will it in to existence that you are a disgusting paedophile
what the fuck is a botnet and why would anyone go to all the trouble
clarted spanish television blaring xbean stew bubblin xmonkeydem screaming xyeh, dem a call timmy lyfe
Might use AI to generate images of Bradley looking forlorn, and post heartening wholesome headlines
>>216663280that thing from terminator that was botnet they made the robots
>Bradley Walsh found dead aged 65 at his Watford home
ai bradley pony children
>>216663280Just go looking for it in the archive. One mentally ill paedophile made a botnet for evading bans on 4chan.
>>216663247dem a got better acquainted wit cervixdem x
>>216663310
>>216663280david frederick hoffman's 4chan proxy for spamming and posting CSAM
never ordered supermarket food beforetheres yogurts i like that they only sell in morrisons if i buy like 10 of them is that allowed? will it come in a big truck?
>>216663310don't even joke about this shit
>>216663291Hahahaha screamin yellin sounds in monkey
>>216663322wagwan crodie
>>216663329They send it by Royal Mail, signature required.
>>216663326Don’t forget that if you even open the site it autoplays a cp video. One truly deranged psychotic nigger
>>216663341sup crodie tree musketeers
can feel a poo brewing, can't tell if it can wait till morning or notwhat is arseberg playing at it's half eight in the evening ffs
>>216663359The site meaning int? What?
>>216663297know where to find loads of real images for this but won't say where so i can steal this gimmick
>>216663370corrrr three baton tings up dem katys cervixting
>>2166633222017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...
>Meghan Markle says she is 'deeply humbled' by her new Nigerian name and thanks Yoruba King for welcoming her and Prince Harry 'home' in personal letterdem a tek di lagos mortar yeh x
Is Bradley Walsh "ight" for a Timmy?
>>216663394Glad to inspire you, I'm too lazy to actually do it
>>216663382No it’s a botnet front end. Different site but it’s capable of posting here
leto is a pedo and not just a dogfucker? sad. I thought he was cute
>>216663408mortar stress test pussy
>>216661404Big fan of Adolf Catler>>216661428London has more opportunities than anywhere else in the country. Stop moaning and do something
>>216663438He’s not white. He’s a nigger with an afro
>>216663382it's a website with a built-in, custom 4chan X extension that automatically posts using rotating residential proxies and enables link/image embedding (for the you-know-what)>>216663438based on KF the real leto is just a weird furry artist but not a noncedavid frederick hoffman the actual nonce uses his art as an avatar
>>216663382yes 4chan the website autoplays child porn when you open it newfaggot. fuck off you fucking nigger, off this website
accomplished zero today
learning about Kurt Cobain tonight
dtfic never talks about pussy. why is that
I feel a lot more relaxed about the escort situation now lads.I've done all I can to let her know I'd like another meeting. I was very polite and respectful in my message.If she doesn't respond then I'll move on. I'll be disappointed but maybe this was a learning experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6JGUKrifFY
when mi fuk pussy
>>216663488Sorry I'm not clued up on the nonce lore bro x
>>216663496ktim for 24 years
>>216663443>>216663443>>216663443
>>216663531>>216663531>>216663531
katys getting raped in peckham by roadmen hmmmm
pathetic worms
>>216663538David Mitchell
>>216663143>internet personalityI don't have one>>216663259now you're implying I'm that guy when I'm not, I told you in that thread weeks ago that it was a different person
